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- Now, this is a yarn all about how
- My life got changed ass over tit
- And I'd like to take a smoko
- Just park yer arse
- I'll tell ya how I became the battler of a town called Bel Air
- In west Philadelphia born and raised
- On the farmyard was where I spent most of my days
- Yarnin' beerin' relaxing with the boys
- And all kickin' some AFL outside of the school
- When a couple of bots who were up to no good
- Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
- I got in one little blue and my mum got scared
- She said 'You're packin' off to your aunt and uncle in Bel Air'
- I begged and pleaded with her day after day
- But she packed my swag and sent me on my way
- She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
- I put my Waltzing Matilda on and said, 'I might as well go troppo'.
- First class, this is grouse
- Drinking a middy out of a champagne glass.
- Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like?
- Hmmmmm this might be alright.
- But wait I hear they're wankers, nits, all that
- Is this the type of place that they just this bloke?
- I don't think so
- I'll see when I get there
- I hope they're prepared for the battler of Bel-Air
- Well, the plane landed and when I came out
- There was a bloke who looked like a divvy bastard standing there with my name out
- I ain't trying to get arrested yet
- I just got here
- I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
- I whistled for a cab and when it came near
- The license plate said "bonzer" and it had sheilas in the mirror
- If anything I could say that this cab was rare
- But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Hey mate, to Bel Air'
- I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
- And I yelled to the driver 'Hey mate, later alligator'
- I looked at my kingdom
- I was finally there
- To get my good possie as the Battler of Bel Air
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