Bob Goes On An Advencha, Session 5

<Bloodwind> *LAST TIME ON ZERPYGEE... nutshell, you fought Garo Master, got pwned, quantum singularity opened, party split, Kirran & Dhoo got flooded by exposition from this Gerudo Warrior named Ahlma and found Shady's shop. Meanwhile, quantum singularity is now coughing out the other side.
<Bloodwind> -=SESSION START=-
<Bloodwind> *After what seems an eternity, Darte, Dex, Hal, and..... whoever SubconsciousEye transforms into, are coughed out into what appears to be a throne room of some sort.
* Hal looks around the throne room, obviously not waiting for the full room description.
<Bloodwind> *Also, Shady was nice enough to restore you all to full hearts and magic during your trip.
<Hal> 18h 13m
* Hal has also learned Second Chance and Shadow Speed
<Bloodwind> *Anywho, the room is pretty generic throne room, red carpet down the middle to the boss door on the other side, various fancy pillars, various bits of gold plating on the walls, a bling-worthy chandelier hanging from the ceiling for potential shenanigans, etc.
<Bloodwind> *Oh, and guess who's standing riiiiiiight in front of the boss door....
<Bloodwind> *Agahnim turns to face you all.
<Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: Ahh, I see you've all arrived.
* Sephiroth kicks Hal out the window.
* Sephiroth has kicked Hal from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a portal! ... To the moon! «20,036»)
<SubconsciousEye> Oh, hi Agamemnon
<Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: It's Agahnim, dangit! Why can't anyone get it right? Gah, whatever.
* Darte wonders where he got the dough for these posh digs.
* Hal somehow gets kicked out of the window and is nowhere to be found for the moment.
<SubconsciousEye> Probably because you are very insignificant compared to the vast universe?
<Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: ....
<Kirran> (Are we all in the same place again?)
<SubconsciousEye> I mean, we all are pretty insignificant
<Bloodwind> *Kirran enters from some door behind you guys.
<Kirran> Oh hai guys
<Bloodwind> *Agahnim prepares to fire what appears to be a powerful wand blast at- wait
<Bloodwind> .....
<Bloodwind> I almost had Agahnim try to shoot SubconsciousEye. THAT'S NOT RIGHT
* Sephiroth kicks Bloodwind out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the ocean! Do I hear Jaws music? «20,037»)
<Bloodwind> touche batman
<Bloodwind> touche
<SubconsciousEye> Technically, I am just here witnessing in case one of my characters decided to take too long to buy something
<Bloodwind> *Agahnim prepares to shoot a wand blast at you all, then decides not to as he puts away the wand of god knows what the heck that does...
<SubconsciousEye> Hey, nice wand, buddy
<SubconsciousEye> What's it made out of again?
* Sephiroth replaces Agahnim's wand with a pineapple pen.
<Bloodwind> (well played)
<Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: You know what, I don't need to kill you all. I have someone else here that can do that for me while I finish preparing the Gerudo Army's final transformations....
<Bloodwind> *He summons a dark portal, out from which a..... oh god dangit not another frigin' Iron Knuckle appears from.
* Darte eyes the wa-- pineapple pen.  "Hmm.  Transformation, huh?"
<SubconsciousEye> You mean having an existential crisis over what you are doing?
<SubconsciousEye> Oh wait, you don't do that because you are succumbed to darkness.
<Kirran> Are we going to the Dark World?
<Kirran> I don't want to be a rabbit.
<Bloodwind> *The Iron Knuckle is a lot larger than the usual, with fancier armor as well.
<Bloodwind> [Agahnim]: Well then, enjoy!
<SubconsciousEye> Too fancy to be terrifying
* Dex runs up to kick Agahnim in the fruit and 2 veg.
<SubconsciousEye> Needs to be edgy
<Bloodwind> (Roll Courage)
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 6, 9, 10, 4, 5, 6, 5, 5, 4, 9, 9, 7, 5, 7, 1, 3, 9, 3, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
<Bloodwind> *Agahnim doesn't bother rolling.
* SubconsciousEye pokes Agahnim with a peanut
<Bloodwind> *Dex, you try to kick him...... only to pass right through him and slam into the door.
* Orithan kicks Dex out of the window
* Orithan has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in front of one whole Rupee! Don't spend it all in one place!)
<Bloodwind> *Agahnim laughs and then just walks straight through said door.
* Sephiroth kicks Orithan out the window.
* Sephiroth has kicked Orithan from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a fish tank! «20,038»)
<SubconsciousEye> Hey, don't laugh you dimwit!
<Kirran> Illusion of illusion
* Orithan is not Darte
* Dex opens the door.
<Bloodwind> *The Iron Knuckle is now the only enemy that stands before you.
<SubconsciousEye> Ah, well, my character should be done sometime soon
<Bloodwind> *Dex, you fail to open said door. It kinda requires a boss key...... wherever the heck that is.
* Darte grumps.  "You slowpoke of a lizard.  I'll show you how speed really works."
<SubconsciousEye> Obviously the boss key is inside the Iron Knuckle's soul itself
<Kirran> (Can it be opened with a spectral key?)
* Darte eyes his bottle of pills.
<Iron_Knuckle> Stats: https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2624.html#pid2624
<Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
* Dex tries to steal from the Iron Knuckle. For fun.
<SubconsciousEye> Does the Iron Knuckle even have a soul? It's just a pile of useless blobs and stuff
<Bloodwind> *Alrighty, roll initiatives!
<Darte> $1d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Successes: 1.
* Iron_Knuckle stares at SubconsciousEye. Within the darkness of the armor, you can see a pair of eyes
<Kirran> $1d11
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4.
<Iron_Knuckle> $1d9
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 1 Die with 9 Sides. Result: 3.
<SubconsciousEye> Ah, so that must be why it is lonely
<SubconsciousEye> Welp, there goes the rupees on him
* Iron_Knuckle ready it's axe, staring at Dex
<Bloodwind> *Okay, Dex... roll it.
<SubconsciousEye> May I axe you a question
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 7, 2, 1, 5, 2, 7, 3, 1, 10, 8, 7, 5 and 3. Total: 71. Successes: 9.
<Iron_Knuckle> (Has the battle started yet?)
<Iron_Knuckle> $20d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 1, 7, 8, 8, 8, 1, 6, 1, 7, 10, 3, 2, 3, 6, 6, 8, 2 and 7. Total: 99. Successes: 12.
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 9, 6, 9, 10, 5, 6, 6, 10, 9, 7, 3, 9, 3, 10, 6, 1, 10, 2, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 145. Successes: 21.
<Bloodwind> (Nah, roll initiatives still. Dex technically said steal before inits started though.
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 4, 8, 4, 2, 10, 10, 10, 6, 9, 5, 4, 8 and 10. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
<Bloodwind> (Not that you can steal off anything off an iron knuckle, it's all too heavy. He's hoping to find a boss key or something.
* Darte streaks in for a Stab at the Iron Moose Knuckle.
* Bloodwind pokes Iron_Knuckle for last roll.
<Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 9, 8, 10, 2, 7, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 4, 4, 8, 5, 6, 5, 9, 4, 8, 10, 4, 8, 10, 9, 6, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 175. Successes: 21.
<SubconsciousEye> Okay, he is done
<Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 7, 3, 1, 7, 5, 8, 9, 6, 10, 2, 7, 4 and 5. Total: 82. Successes: 11.
<Bloodwind> *Yeah, there's no way it's beating the courage.
<Dex> $init 1d10
<Navi> Dex: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
<Iron_Knuckle> $init 1d9
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
<Dex> $1d10
<Bloodwind> *Okay, you rummage around and steal... a lock of red hair?
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Successes: 0.
* SubconsciousEye hides behind the fourthwall
<Iron_Knuckle> $init r
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: The bot has been reset.
<Iron_Knuckle> $init 1d9
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Yo, guy"
<Bloodwind> *Nigel is back!
<Nigel_Splashberry> "I see you are having trouble there. Or maybe you are having trouble there."
<Nigel_Splashberry> "I wouldn't know, man, I am just a Lizalfos!"
<Bloodwind> (Nigel, go ahead and roll initiatives
<Kirran> (what happened to Ahlma?)
<Bloodwind> (not in... yet
<Nigel_Splashberry> $init 1d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Iron_Knuckle> 120h
<Bloodwind> kay, no bonus turns
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 1=-
* Iron_Knuckle swings his Goliath at Dex in retalliaton
<Iron_Knuckle> *it's
<Bloodwind> (its
<Bloodwind> *its
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Whoa there buddy, that's not nice!"
<Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 9, 7, 5, 7, 6, 9, 5, 6, 7, 1, 10, 10, 4, 4, 2, 1, 7, 3, 7, 1, 10, 5, 7, 9, 7, 3, 3 and 2. Total: 166. Successes: 22.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Then again, he DID steal some hair..."
<Iron_Knuckle> (Roll Power)
<Bloodwind> *Raine shudders for a moment while in your bottle, Kirran.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Oh, sorry, was just.. dreaming.... something......
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Brb drink]
<Dex> $17d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 3, 5, 6, 7, 2, 2, 5, 6, 7, 2, 6, 7, 1, 10 and 10. Total: 96. Successes: 15.
<Iron_Knuckle> (Everyone rolls Power)
<Nigel_Splashberry> $20d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 7, 5, 6, 8, 4, 1, 4, 3, 7, 6, 5, 9, 3, 5, 1, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 103. Successes: 13.
<Iron_Knuckle> Vs Dex: 22-15+10 = 7 damage - Armor
<Iron_Knuckle> *17
<Kirran> $21d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 3, 4, 9, 4, 10, 5, 5, 9, 5, 7, 9, 1, 2, 5, 8, 6, 5, 2 and 8. Total: 119. Successes: 15.
* Bloodwind pokes Darte for power defense roll.
<Iron_Knuckle> (How much Armor Nigel?)
* Darte weeps
<Darte> $13d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 3, 10, 10, 8, 1, 7, 8, 8, 5, 1 and 10. Total: 81. Successes: 12.
<Dex> 2h 11m
<Bloodwind> *Half damage to Darte, Nigel_Splashberry, and Kirran.
<Iron_Knuckle> (Armor then half damage)
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Nigel has eight armor]
<Darte> 11h 10m | 1 Charge | Splashing!
<Bloodwind> *Alrighty, no turn order, you guys get to go nuts!
<Iron_Knuckle> Vs Darte: 22-12-2/2 = 4 Damage
* Darte streaks in for a Stab at the Iron Moose Knuckle.
* Nigel_Splashberry takes barely any damage.
<Kirran> 2 damage
<Darte> $35d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 4, 8, 4, 9, 7, 9, 5, 5, 9, 7, 9, 7, 2, 4, 8, 10, 5, 5, 2, 5, 4, 9, 6, 10, 7, 3, 5, 7, 3, 2, 6, 7 and 10. Total: 220. Successes: 29.
<Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 6, 8, 10, 1, 7, 6, 9, 3, 8, 3, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 92. Successes: 13.
<Darte> Damage: +10
<Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 5 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
<Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 10m |
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, that didn't hurt at all."
<Iron_Knuckle> 29-13+10-6 = 20 Damage
<Iron_Knuckle> 100h
* Kirran fires an impact arrow at the iron knuckle
* Iron_Knuckle removes the effect of Brotherhood
<Bloodwind> *Darte speedily goes in and gets a powerful stab attack on the uber Iron_Knuckle, chipping away at its uber plating.
<Kirran> (Vs. Power.)
<Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 2, 10, 8, 7, 10, 4, 10, 4, 1, 3, 6, 7, 10, 5, 6, 4, 1, 3, 4, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 7, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
<Kirran> $38d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 2, 1, 7, 9, 8, 7, 3, 8, 10, 3, 10, 5, 10, 9, 10, 5, 3, 10, 8, 7, 1, 7, 6, 10, 9, 3, 2, 1, 6, 10, 9, 7, 10, 6, 6 and 8. Total: 253. Successes: 37.
* Iron_Knuckle uses it's support action to use Charge
<Kirran> (Half damage and lose 3 armor)
<Iron_Knuckle> 37-23-6/2 = 4 Damage and -3 Armor
<Iron_Knuckle> 96h
<Iron_Knuckle> 96h | -3 Armor
<Iron_Knuckle> * Iron_Knuckle uses it's support action to use Charge
<Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knuckle gathers energy, reducing the charge time of it's next attack by 1 Action
* Kirran casts mirage on himself as a support.
* Nigel_Splashberry casts an instance of Untouchable, granting three defense dice
<Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 5m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
<Bloodwind> *That reminds me...
<Bloodwind> *Sorry, you guys have a Wisp on your team, forgot about that.
<Bloodwind> Wisp: 5h, 40m
* Dex eyegouges the Iron Knuckle.
<Iron_Knuckle> -_-
<Darte> 11h 10m | 3 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
<Dex> roll courage
<Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 5, 2, 1, 4, 7, 10, 3, 7, 4, 6, 6, 2 and 2. Total: 69. Successes: 8.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, there goes that"
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 8, 7, 7, 10, 8, 8, 5, 7, 6, 2, 7, 2, 7, 5, 4, 4, 9, 5, 5, 3 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
<Dex> Neutral Damage: 5
<Dex> EFFECT 1: The force from the magical energy enables you to literally rip out both of the target's eyes.
<Dex>     Target loses depth perception, so they lose 3 Attack Dice & Defense Dice.
<Dex>     Target also becomes Blinded:
<Dex>         When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
<Dex>     DURATION: These effects last until the target is healed back to full Hearts, which will regenerate the target's eyes.
<Dex> EFFECT 2: Additionally, the eyes are added to your War Necklace.
<Iron_Knuckle> *Dex, you gouge out a pair of... magical eyes?!?
<Nigel_Splashberry> "What kind of brand of eyes are those?"
<Nigel_Splashberry> "A special kind of brand?"
<Bloodwind> *A brand kind of brand.
<Iron_Knuckle> 91h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Blinded
<Bloodwind> *Wisp casts mass Mirage, affecting... Dex, Nigel_Splashberry, and Kirran.
<Bloodwind> *Wisp casts a powerful illusion on the target, giving them a $1d3 chance to dodge anything.
<Dex> 2h 7m
<Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 5m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | What's a Mirage.
<Bloodwind> *Nigel, got anything this round?
* Darte babbles incoherently at the miragified party
<Kirran> 15h, 6m | double mirage,
<Bloodwind> *Darte, your babble has a 2 in 3 chance in reaching your party.
* Nigel_Splashberry bonks an Iron Knuckle with his smashingboard shield
<Nigel_Splashberry> Bonk!:
<Nigel_Splashberry> Roll your Courage +9 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Nigel_Splashberry> Damage: +0
<Nigel_Splashberry> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 3 Wisdom. That's bonkers!
<Nigel_Splashberry> $28d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 8, 8, 1, 4, 9, 3, 10, 7, 10, 6, 3, 9, 4, 10, 4, 10, 6, 5, 7, 8, 2, 1, 2, 6, 10 and 7. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
<Iron_Knuckle> $15d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 8, 3, 7, 5, 1, 7, 9, 9, 9, 9, 6, 9 and 4. Total: 98. Successes: 12.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Oops, my claws slipped."
<Iron_Knuckle> 23-12-3 = 8 Damage and -3 Wisdom
<Bloodwind> *Raine shudders again.
<Iron_Knuckle> 83h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdom | Blinded
<Darte> $1d3
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Y'know, I feel like something's off here."
<Kirran> How so?
* Dex drinks a red potion to restore 10 hearts!
<Iron_Knuckle> (Round over?)
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Dunno, man, I somehow just have this feeling"
<Dex> $9d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 8, 1, 7, 4, 5, 4 and 2. Total: 46. Successes: 5.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: *smiles diabolically and eats cake*
<Bloodwind> *Right before the round can end, suddenly...
* Iron_Knuckle tries to look at Kirran in disgust... but finds out they can't see
* Dex waves the lock of red hair at the Iron Knuckle.
<Bloodwind> $40d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 3, 1, 4, 9, 1, 5, 7, 4, 1, 2, 4, 8, 10, 2, 7, 8, 8, 5, 2, 6, 2, 9, 3, 2, 6, 7, 7, 10, 9, 3, 4, 1, 3, 8, 10, 4, 3 and 6. Total: 205. Successes: 24.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "I wonder, do Iron Knuckles has sense of location by use of sound?"
* Iron_Knuckle waits for what happenes
<Bloodwind> *Suddenly, a dark, familiar blade of shadows pierces your Wisp ally, nearly one-shotting it.
<Bloodwind> *Surprise, guess who's back!
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Huh, whadda you know."
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master joins the battle, bouncing over to Iron_Knuckle's side!
<Nigel_Splashberry> "I KNEW something was up, buddy."
<Darte> Loup Garo!
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Hey there, ninja guy."
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Lovely day we have, isn't it?"
<Kirran> Aha, Revenge of the Ninja battle.
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 2-
* Iron_Knuckle removes their Blindless
<Bloodwind> Garo Master stats - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2615.html#pid2615
<Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
<Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knucke uses its massive Goliath Axe and swings for a wide cleave attack, hitting all enemies! Main target takes +10 Damage, everyone else takes Half Damage
<Bloodwind> (who's main target?
* Iron_Knuckle 's main target is Darte
<Darte> : <
<Iron_Knuckle> $30d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 4, 7, 10, 1, 7, 2, 8, 5, 9, 2, 6, 4, 4, 5, 7, 5, 10, 3, 2, 10, 2, 4, 4, 2, 7, 1, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
* Kirran casts mirage on Darte as a support action
<Bloodwind> $5d10 for Wisp
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 7, 4 and 5. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well then, can't help ya, buddy, because we're ALL being attacked!"
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Life's a cruel thing, man."
<Darte> $15d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 6, 5, 5, 4, 7, 1, 8, 10, 5, 4, 5, 5 and 7. Total: 81. Successes: 12.
<Iron_Knuckle> $3d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5 and 8. Total: 19. Successes: 3.
<Bloodwind> *Annnd your Wisp friend explodes in a puff of green smoke before it's able to recover.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [What do roll]
<Kirran> Darte, roll your mirages first
<Iron_Knuckle> (vs 16 Successes)
<Darte> $1d3
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<Dex> $1d3
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<Bloodwind> (anyone that has mirage, roll $1d3, 1 = auto-dodge
<Nigel_Splashberry> [What stat to roll I mean]
<Bloodwind> (power)
<Nigel_Splashberry> $23d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 9, 1, 5, 2, 8, 10, 9, 2, 4, 6, 3, 10, 1, 7, 4, 8, 8, 1, 8, 3 and 5. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
<Bloodwind> (Nigel, you can mirage that, which I'd recommend doing.
<Iron_Knuckle> *Nigel actually dodges the Iron Knuckle's Goliath
<Bloodwind> (or not
<Kirran> $22d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 2, 8, 1, 9, 8, 9, 9, 3, 7, 10, 7, 9, 7, 6, 7, 9, 10, 3, 1 and 10. Total: 145. Successes: 19.
* Nigel_Splashberry takes no damage.
<Iron_Knuckle> *Kirran also dodges
* Iron_Knuckle pokes Darte for roll.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master casts Second Chance on itself.
* Iron_Knuckle forgot that Darte rolled
* Dex tries to make himself look as much like a Gerudo.
<Iron_Knuckle> 16-12+10-2 = 12 Damage
<Bloodwind> Garo Master: 47h, 78m | 2 Reroll Points
<Iron_Knuckle> Vs Darte
* Darte wipes out utterly.
* Dex adds "as possible." to the end of that last emote.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Whoa there, dude! It's dangerous to swing that giant thing around!"
* Iron_Knuckle pokes Dex for roll
<Darte> -6h 10m | DEAD | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
<Dex> $17d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 3, 10, 6, 4, 8, 8, 8, 10, 4, 10, 8, 5, 9, 5 and 3. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
<Iron_Knuckle> *Dex, you take no damage
<Iron_Knuckle> (aaand BRB)
<Bloodwind> *Darte, you are cleaved directly in half.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Also, does anyone have any magical recovery thing? I may be running low soon."
<Iron_Knuckle> (Will have to be AFK for a little while)
<Kirran> (I have to go AFK here in a little bit too.
<Kirran> )
<Bloodwind> *Kirran suddenly becomes pale at the return of Garo Master. Scaredy cat.
<Bloodwind> *From behind, an orb of blue light appears, creating a blue sparkly circle behind you guys. Out from it, appears good ol' trusty Bob and Firiann!
<Bloodwind> *Shady pokes his head through the portal.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Hey, it's that Poe Guy!"
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Qouth the raven nevermore?"
<Nigel_Splashberry> "... Wait..."
<Bloodwind> [Shady]: Hey folks, figured you might need help. I got this experimental Save Point thing. Nutshell, if you die, and you got another character, bring 'em on through! Not sure what that actually means...
* Darte - though dead - sniffs.  "Great.  Plant person.  Just fantastic."
<Bloodwind> [Shady]: I'd join yer battle, but I gotta focus on keeping this portal up from a safe location. I haven't perfected this thing yet. Good luck!
<Bloodwind> *Shady disappears.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alroight 'ere, toim ta wreck serm face!
<Bloodwind> *Bob looks to see that Iron Knuckle has a helmet, thus blocking thy face, and Garo Master's face is obscured by darkness.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Err........ ........
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Who is this guy again? I could have sworn I heard of him..."
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Me name's Bob, Mastah Dex dere is mah boss!
<Bloodwind> *Bob pokes Kirran.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wot's wit dis guy 'ere?
* Nigel_Splashberry shrugs
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Dunno, man, he sure is a guy, though."
<Bloodwind> *Bob's War Flag makes it so you all have +1 Armor and Dice!
* Dex dresses up as the ghost of the top half of a Gerudo.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alroight den, who shuld oi hit, boss?
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wait... Boss Dex, where'd ye go?
<Bloodwind> *Bob honestly cannot find Dex anymore.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master doesn't seem to be looking at you Dex, so you can't tell if it's actually working or not.
* Dex whispers to Bob "I'm Dex, but keep it secret, I'm working on something here."
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Ah, yes, Lizalfos."
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: I have serious doubts 'bout dat, but yew look cool, so I believe ye.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Oi, shrubface, let's go wreck dat knukcle round!
<Bloodwind> *Bob points to Firiann.
<Bloodwind> (Darte, switch on over
* Dex used the lock or red hair, the imitation staff transformed to look like a suitably Gerudoish weapon and hauled his robes and armor around to look more like a cut in half body.
* Dex tries to make his voice sound like a ghost Gerudo.
<Bloodwind> *Whelp, Dex is now a Gerudo Ghini hybrid. Too bad he doesn't have their respective broken abilities.
<Dex> BroTHEr... AVeNge Me....
<Firiann> $1d10
<Navi> Firiann: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Successes: 1.
<Iron_Knuckle> (back)
<Iron_Knuckle> (What did I miss)
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master looks briefly at Dex, stares blankly, then goes back to observing.
* Firiann whirls her flaming leaves about, squeaks reaching to pierce the heavens themselves.
<Firiann> <In the distance, you hear a song...>
<Dex> I KNow Who KilLED yoouuu.
<Firiann> https://theophany-rmx.bandcamp.com/track/deku-palace
<Bloodwind> *Dex, you hear a voice in your head: "Who?"
* Iron_Knuckle is confused about what has happened
<Dex> AGAHniM and THis IrON KNuckLE HelpED HiM DO it!
<Bloodwind> *Bob goes for a Leap Attack on Iron Knuckle with his Potential Blade!
<Iron_Knuckle> $12d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 6, 3, 8, 3, 9, 4, 2, 9, 6 and 2. Total: 69. Successes: 8.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master looks at Iron Knuckle... then looks back at Dex.
<Dex> WelL AgaHniM For SURE!
<Bloodwind> *You hear a voice, Dex: "Impossible. A Gerudo would never kill me. What are you?"*
<Bloodwind> *Thanks to Dex distracting Garo Master, it doesn't Cover Iron_Knuckle on this attack....
<Bloodwind> Slash:
<Bloodwind> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Bloodwind> Damage: +0
<Bloodwind> EFFECT: If it hits, you gain 2 Attack Dice.
<Dex> thE iRON kNUCkle IS beinG ContROLLEd by AGaHNIM
<Bloodwind> $25d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 10, 1, 9, 5, 4, 6, 2, 2, 5, 6, 1, 2, 1, 9, 6, 4, 5, 3, 3, 1, 6, 1 and 4. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
<Dex> MInd COntROLLeD
<Bloodwind> *You hear the voice again: "Who are you? Answer me."*
<Bloodwind> *Hit against Iron_Knuckle, uhhh
<Iron_Knuckle> 13-8-3*1.5 = 3 Damage
<Bloodwind> 5 * 1.5 rounded = 8 - 2 = 2 damage
<Bloodwind> err
<Bloodwind> 8 - 6
<Bloodwind> wait, it's got -3 armor
<Dex> AgAthA?
<Bloodwind> hah, 5 damage
<Bloodwind> *You hear the voice again: "... who?"*
<Bloodwind> 25h, 6m | +2 AD for Bob
<Dex> AgathA ChriSTIe?
<Iron_Knuckle> 78h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdom
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Y'know, that big ninja of dark blobs and Iron Knuckle does not have a good sense in fashion."
<Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knuckle gathers energy, reducing the charge time of it's next attack by 1 Action
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master rushes straight in at Dex- I mean Agatha Christie with a Phase Slash!
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master slices at you with his shadow blades, which phase right through armor, dealing full Neutral Damage!
<Iron_Knuckle> 78h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdom | -1 Action off next charge
<Bloodwind> $40d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 5, 3, 10, 7, 1, 8, 6, 1, 7, 1, 4, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 6, 8, 9, 5, 4, 2, 10, 7, 5, 10, 2, 5, 3, 6, 9, 8, 8, 8, 4, 8, 6 and 10. Total: 231. Successes: 30.
<Bloodwind> *By the way, I should note your guys' mirages are gone, except Kirran's.
<Dex> $25d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 2, 10, 2, 3, 3, 7, 9, 1, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 1, 7, 7, 6, 6, 8, 1, 9, 4, 9 and 6. Total: 136. Successes: 16.
<Dex> am dead
<Dex> for realsies
<Dex> except for FOCUSED DODGING
* Dex dodges like a pro.
<Bloodwind> *Dex, in your attempt to mimic being a ghost, you actually end up dodging it.... like a real ghost.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master's blade passes right through you.
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: !!!
<Dex> REPENT FOR ATTACKING A FELLOW GHOST
<Dex> REEEEPEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNT
<Bloodwind> *It stares blankly at you.
<Bloodwind> (anyone got actions left this round?
* Dex hands the disguise to Nigel.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, guess it's time to do shenanigans."
* Iron_Knuckle stares blankly at Nigel
* Nigel_Splashberry drinks a magic jar and then charges up for a next move
<Bloodwind> *Annnd round over!
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 3-
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master immediately starts this round with an Illusive Strike!
<Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 9m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | Charging (1 action)?
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master throws shadow blades at all enemies, dealing full Neutral Damage! However, only the target with the lowest defensive successes actually takes the damage.
* Iron_Knuckle looks at the newcomer, Friian
<Bloodwind> *Nigel, a blade does not come your way, for some reason...
<Dex> $17d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 9, 9, 2, 9, 7, 4, 8, 9, 6, 1, 5, 5, 1, 8 and 2. Total: 93. Successes: 11.
<Bloodwind> *Bob casts Thorns on Dex!
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ere ya go boss, just in case it hits yew!
<Bloodwind> $45d10 for Garo Master
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 3, 1, 1, 9, 6, 7, 7, 7, 5, 10, 5, 1, 1, 1, 10, 9, 3, 8, 6, 6, 6, 4, 2, 6, 9, 7, 6, 6, 8, 6, 10, 10, 6, 10, 9, 2, 6, 5, 8, 1, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 257. Successes: 38.
<Bloodwind> $25d10 for Bob
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 1, 4, 6, 9, 9, 1, 4, 2, 2, 10, 10, 9, 6, 6, 6, 1, 6, 6, 6, 6, 5, 7 and 1. Total: 131. Successes: 18.
* Firiann is gonna cry this round, isn't she
<Bloodwind> *Bob covers Firiann in the process.
<Bloodwind> (Firiann, you don't have to roll!
<Dex> $25d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 2, 4, 6, 3, 8, 9, 4, 1, 4, 3, 10, 5, 6, 1, 7, 6, 1, 5, 1, 7, 1, 1 and 2. Total: 111. Successes: 13.
* Firiann cries tears of happiness.  Flaming, ember tears.
<Bloodwind> *Kirran, being a complete ghost, somehow auto-dodges. Hax.
<Firiann> https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3270932885_16.jpg
<Bloodwind> (brilliant)
<Firiann> Darte dodges on principle
<Bloodwind> *Annnnd Dex, now that you're no longer a ghost, you transcend the physical realm as your body is sliced in half and turn into a real ghost. Aka, you're dead.
<Bloodwind> *However...
<Bloodwind> 38 - 11 = 27 damage
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master is suddenly hit hard with an incredible backlash of energy, courtesies of Thorns!
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ah, that trick Shady told me 'bout works, it can't stop dat spell!
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Except I can't cast it again...
<Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knucke uses its massive Goliath Axe and swings for a wide cleave attack, hitting all enemies! Main target takes +10 Damage, everyone else takes Half Damage
<Bloodwind> Garo Master: 20h, 78m | 2 Reroll Points
* Iron_Knuckle 's main target this time around is Bob!
<Iron_Knuckle> Roll Power
<Bloodwind> 25h, 1m | +2 AD for Bob
<Iron_Knuckle> $27d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 7, 1, 3, 8, 10, 7, 10, 3, 3, 3, 10, 2, 6, 1, 6, 8, 10, 10, 4, 1, 6, 9, 2, 10 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 23.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Oh bloody-
<Bloodwind> $8d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 10, 10, 7, 6, 7 and 7. Total: 57. Successes: 9.
<Bloodwind> *Firiann still doesn't get hit.
<Bloodwind> 23 - 9 = 14 + 10 = 24 - 4 = 20 damage
<Iron_Knuckle> 23-9+10 = 24 Damage
<Iron_Knuckle> -4 Armor  = 20 Damage
<Bloodwind> *Bob takes a powerful hit and loses a large chunk of blood in the process, but still stands strong!
<Bloodwind> *Perseverance kicks in, he's got another +3 Dice!
* Firiann thanks Bob for his sacrifice.  She would bow in extollment of his merciful gift, but that would only leave her faceplanted and unable to get back up, so she settles for an affectionate ember seed to the back of his head.
<Bloodwind> *Annnd Armor Feedback hits Iron_Knuckle for........ 1 damage, thanks to that -3 armor earlier.
<Bloodwind> *Said ember seed gives Bob a blazing fury of protection and retaliation, giving him another +3 Dice on everything!
<Iron_Knuckle> 77h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdsom
<Iron_Knuckle> *Iron Knuckle gathers energy, reducing the charge time of it's next attack by 1 Action
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: ALROIGHT, I'M JUST GETTIN' STARTED!
<Bloodwind> *Except Bob can't do anything this round.
<Bloodwind> 5h, 1m | +2 AD, +6 Dice for Bob
<Iron_Knuckle> <Iron_Knuckle> 77h | -3 Armor, -3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdsom | -2 Actions off next charge attack
<Bloodwind> *Okay, I believe Nigel, Firiann annnnd..... Dex, if you used a fairy, you're back in the flow.
* Firiann wriggles her snouth.  Something's stuck in there... a colossal sneeze explodes from her tiny wooden cavity, sending a Loot Shovel to Thwack the Garo Master!
<Firiann> $30d10
<Navi> Firiann: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 6, 5, 4, 8, 8, 6, 8, 10, 2, 9, 5, 10, 9, 4, 3, 9, 10, 2, 1, 10, 1, 9, 10, 10, 9, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 198. Successes: 28.
<Bloodwind> *That's..... magical.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master covers Iron_Knuckle!
<Bloodwind> *It uses its sword dance on defending.
<Bloodwind> $45d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 9, 8, 9, 2, 6, 7, 8, 3, 6, 9, 1, 10, 8, 9, 4, 1, 8, 3, 2, 9, 2, 3, 8, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 1, 9, 2, 9, 6, 10, 1, 1, 6, 8, 4, 2, 7, 5 and 1. Total: 239. Successes: 27.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [I don't even know what happened, and I am apparently a ghost or something?]
<Bloodwind> *Holy crap, YOU ACTUALLY HIT
<Firiann> (Strength roll?)
<Firiann> (*Power)
<Bloodwind> (Sword Dance lets it override w/ Courage
<Bloodwind> (There's a bypass, if you can figure out what it is....
* Dex takes the disguise from Nigel and dresses Kirran up with it.
<Firiann> Damage: +4
<Firiann> EFFECT: If th' attack be successful, target loses 3 Wisdom.
* Kirran throws a fairy at Darte
<Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 9m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | Charging (1 action)?
* Dex whispers to Kirran pretend to be a Gerudo ghost and tell the Garo Master Agahnim killed him.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master misjudges the sheer power of this loot shovel attack from this shrub and ends up getting hit by it, taking 5 damage and losing some Wisdom!
<Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 68m | -3 Wisdom, 2 Reroll Points
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master stares intensely at Firiann!
<Bloodwind> *Darte is revived, but he's on standby as long as Firiann is around.
* Kirran talks to Garo Master
<Bloodwind> *Next time Firiann dies, Darte comes in to replace.
<Kirran> Hey there. Something important to tell you.
<Firiann> ;w;
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master turns to face Kirran.
* Kirran waves
* Iron_Knuckle waits to see if there are any more actions to face.
* Iron_Knuckle uses Status Protect to remove it's -3 Attack Dice
<Kirran> So, that wizard guy over there? I came back to tell you that he burned down your village, stole it's heirlooms, and killed you and your family.
<Kirran> Thought you should know.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master stares for a moment, then returns to observing.
<Iron_Knuckle> 77h | -3 Armor, -3 Defense Dice, -3 Wisdsom | -2 Actions off next charge attack
* Nigel_Splashberry waits until everyone else has performed
<Bloodwind> *Kirran, Nigel, and Dex, waitin' on your guys.
<Kirran> (Do I need to stay in character for this charade? Because it seems like a bad idea to attack if I'm supposed to be playing at being an NPC.
<Bloodwind> (If you wanna avoid getting hit by Garo Master, yes
* Kirran revives Darte with a fairy and casts mirage on him.
* Dex Daze Strikes the Iron Knuckle.
<Bloodwind> *Darte is on standby for returning until Firiann dies..... which will probably be soon, given he actually landed an attack on Garo Master.
* Kirran otherwise abides in-character by acting ghost like per Nolyghots' example a long time ago.
<Dex> DESCRIPTION: Apply a magical toxin to The Eyegouger that dulls the nerves and spreads over time. Then stab a target.
<Dex> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Dex>     Damage: +3
<Dex>     EFFECT: If it hits, the target loses 2 Power, Courage, & Wisdom.
<Iron_Knuckle> $12d10
<Firiann> ??h 10m | PENDING | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 5, 4, 2, 8, 6, 10, 10, 8, 7 and 1. Total: 69. Successes: 9.
<Firiann> (Darte ^)
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 8, 8, 2, 6, 10, 1, 2, 9, 2, 2, 5, 9, 6, 6, 5, 10, 7, 9, 3, 1 and 2. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
<Dex> 6 damage + -2 to all stats
<Iron_Knuckle> 15-9-3+3 = 6 Damage
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ey, next round, if'n yew guys kin get mah magic back, I kin thorns one of yew again and make Garo Mastah kill 'imself again!
<Iron_Knuckle> 71h | -3 Armor, -3 Defense Dice, -5 Wisdsom, -2 Power, -2 Courage | -2 Actions off next charge attack
<Iron_Knuckle> (brb checking stuff)
<Bloodwind> *Alright Nigel, yer up, last guy.
* Nigel_Splashberry performs the Surfer Up move, spending eight magic
<Nigel_Splashberry> 13h, 1m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
<Nigel_Splashberry> DESCRIPTION: Once charged, hop onto your Smashboard and surf the waves of Fire & Water, dude! Surf around all your enemies and let ‘em feel the cool, refreshing splash of lava… wait. Hits all enemies with two attacks, you only roll once.
<Nigel_Splashberry> FIRE ATTACK: Roll your Wisdom +10 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Nigel_Splashberry> Neutral Damage: 10
<Nigel_Splashberry> WATER ATTACK: Roll your Wisdom +10 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Nigel_Splashberry> Damage: None
<Nigel_Splashberry> EFFECT: For each target hit from either attack, you and your allies recover 3 Hearts.
<Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 8, 4, 8, 6, 10, 8, 6, 2, 6, 4, 4, 1, 3, 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 6, 4, 9, 1, 9, 9 and 8. Total: 146. Successes: 15.
* Nigel_Splashberry rerolls that
<Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 8, 9, 5, 7, 6, 9, 4, 2, 8, 2, 7, 9, 7, 1, 3, 8, 3, 6, 9, 4, 1, 2, 9, 5 and 1. Total: 143. Successes: 16.
<Bloodwind> $22d10 for Garo Master, Wisdom
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 9, 7, 10, 10, 5, 8, 5, 1, 4, 3, 5, 5, 10, 6, 2, 9, 3, 2, 2 and 10. Total: 129. Successes: 19.
<Bloodwind> (wowwee, unlucky thar)
<Bloodwind> $14d10 for Garo Master, Power
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 9, 8, 8, 10, 7, 2, 1, 6, 5, 9, 3 and 4. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
<Kirran> Reroll Nigel for the heck of it.
<Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 2, 3, 8, 6, 5, 2, 1, 5, 8, 2, 4, 10, 3, 5, 10, 7, 2, 8, 4, 10, 8, 1, 2, 8 and 6. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
<Bloodwind> *The water attack hits Garo Master. It decides not to react with anything on that.
<Bloodwind> ROLLOFF
<Bloodwind> $22d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 9, 10, 5, 5, 2, 7, 3, 7, 2, 4, 7, 7, 1, 9, 10, 1, 1, 5, 10 and 8. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
<Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 2, 6, 4, 2, 7, 1, 8, 3, 8, 6, 2, 2, 1, 4, 9, 3, 1, 10, 7, 8, 6, 7, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<Bloodwind> *Aww, still missed on the fire attack.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Should have rerolled the Garo Master]
<Iron_Knuckle> (Back)
* Kirran shrugs
<Kirran> I'm a ghost
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Anyone else]
<Bloodwind> (waitin' on Iron_Knuckle's rolls
<Iron_Knuckle> $13d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 6, 4, 6, 3, 6, 1, 6, 7, 8, 7 and 4. Total: 75. Successes: 10.
<Iron_Knuckle> $13d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 10, 2, 5, 1, 5, 3, 3, 6, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 65. Successes: 9.
<Bloodwind> *Okay, Nigel_Splashberry, Dex, Firiann, Kirran, and Bob, you all recover 6 hearts!
<Bloodwind> 11h, 1m | +2 AD, +6 Dice for Bob
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Thanks bud!
<Firiann> :o
<Kirran> 15h, 8m | double mirage, ghost disguise
<Nigel_Splashberry> 14h, 1m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
* Firiann already had full hearts.  Her heart is now full to overflowing.  Her sappy, wooden tree heart.
<Iron_Knuckle> 61h | -3 Armor, -3 Defense Dice, -5 Wisdsom, -2 Power, -2 Courage | -2 Actions off next charge attack
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, unfortunately, I got no other magic to use, so..."
<Dex> $9d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 9, 4, 3, 5, 4, 9 and 9. Total: 59. Successes: 6.
<Bloodwind> *Kay, round over.
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 4-
<Bloodwind> *Bob drinks a Green Potion then casts Thorns on Firiann.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Wait I actually WAS going to make another move]
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Oh well]
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: 'ah, can't 'ttack 'er now, ya dark git!
<Bloodwind> (oh my bad, go ahead)
<Bloodwind> (I'll count it off the previous round)
<Firiann> 10h 4m | Feelin' Thorny
<Iron_Knuckle> *The heavy layer of extra armor is barely stable. It looks as if it could fall at any time, to anything...*
* Nigel_Splashberry spends the remaining of his magic to cast Illusion of Sound, Tethering to the Room, playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QV8ToTv8_U in the background on loop.
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<Nigel_Splashberry> 14h, 0m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
<Bloodwind> (touche)
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master goes in to attack Firiann.... but something is a little different this time.
<Firiann> (thunderboggy??)
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master uses Parabolic Movement!
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master's shadow lines up with your shadow, shifting powers around. (Roll Wisdom) | If it hits, he can exchange one of his negative effects for one of your positive effects.
<Firiann> ;_;
<Bloodwind> $27d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 4, 1, 7, 10, 8, 3, 4, 7, 7, 4, 9, 2, 4, 3, 5, 7, 9, 7, 6, 1, 5, 2, 10, 9 and 5. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wot in da-
<Iron_Knuckle> *Underneath the armor, you can see an outline of a Gerudo; but you can't make anything of it.
<Firiann> $5d10
<Navi> Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 4, 3 and 1. Total: 14. Successes: 0.
<Bloodwind> *Firiann, you take no damage, but you suffer -3 Wisdom as your Thorns is STOLEN!
<Firiann> (PFFFFF)
<Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 64m | 2 Reroll Points, Thorns
<Firiann> 10h 4m | Turned Off | -3 Wisdom
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wot?! Yew guys didn't say anythin' bout him bein' able ta do dat!
<Nigel_Splashberry> "He's got no fashion sense, so he just does that to be fancy."
* Bloodwind reads Kirran's mind.
<Bloodwind> *Hey, one of you folks should totally just poke Iron_Knuckle.
<Kirran> Hey, someone should poke that loose hanging armor.
* Nigel_Splashberry doesn't have Poke
* Kirran continues being a ghost.
<Iron_Knuckle> (Lets just make it a basic action for just this moment...)
* Firiann tries to pick up the Iron Knuckle in anger.
* Firiann inhales DEEPLY
<Firiann> $30d10
<Navi> Firiann: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 2, 2, 6, 9, 5, 10, 6, 1, 4, 4, 2, 7, 7, 6, 4, 5, 3, 10, 6, 8, 2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 8, 10 and 1. Total: 166. Successes: 23.
<Iron_Knuckle> $28d10
<Navi> Iron_Knuckle: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 7, 10, 6, 3, 9, 1, 3, 4, 1, 6, 7, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 8, 1, 6, 4, 8, 7, 8, 4, 3 and 7. Total: 153. Successes: 17.
<Bloodwind> (so by the logic that no one can pick up iron knuckles' items, does that mean it's technically impossible to pick up- you know what, I'm allowing it
<Bloodwind> *YOU PICK UP THE IRON KNUCKLE.
* Iron_Knuckle is picked up O_O
* Firiann 's snouth is suction-glued to the Iron Knuckle.  With a tremendous, simply yuge sneeze, she sends it flying towards the Garo Master!!
<Firiann> (Courage defense)
<Bloodwind> (... it can't blade dance it)
<Bloodwind> (object is too big)
<Bloodwind> (ERROR OBJECT IS TOO BIG FOR BLADE DANCE)
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master tries to just doge it.
<Bloodwind> *dodge
<Bloodwind> $45d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 8, 10, 7, 5, 9, 3, 8, 7, 4, 10, 1, 4, 6, 8, 7, 9, 1, 5, 5, 9, 6, 10, 2, 4, 6, 10, 7, 9, 7, 8, 1, 4, 8, 8, 8, 7, 1, 5, 4, 4, 5, 4 and 8. Total: 266. Successes: 34.
<Bloodwind> *It dodges with ease as the Iron Knuckle flies right past and into a wall. An explosion of dust and smoke blocks your vision as you hear the sound of its armor falling off.
* Iron_Knuckle 's big armor shatters on impact with the ground, revealling a familiar Gerudo in a secondary suit of magical armor...
<Bloodwind> *Wow, that dust cleared up fast...
<Iron_Knuckle> *Underneath the armor is Nabooru, the Sage of Spirit!*
<Kirran> What a twist!
<Iron_Knuckle> *Buut she seems to be under control by the suit of armor she is wearing
<Firiann> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
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<Bloodwind> *I have no idea what she does. I could look at her profile technically.... but I won't.
<Iron_Nabooru> https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2624.html#pid2624
<Iron_Nabooru> Stats
<Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
<Kirran> Hey Garo Master, look at this nonsense.
<Kirran> That wizard is such a jerk, he brainwashed our leader.
<Kirran> Could use your help here in getting her back to her senses.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master looks and sees a Gerudo, then back to Kirran.
<Bloodwind> *Kirran, you hear a voice in your head: "Who are you?"
<Iron_Nabooru> 58h | -2 Actions off next charge attack
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, looks like I was right about something being off."
<Kirran> I'm a Gerudo ghost.
<Bloodwind> *Despite Dex's eyegouge earlier, it seems somehow, Iron_Nabooru has her eyes. That's..... magical.
<Kirran> Been trying to tell you.
<Bloodwind> *Kirran, you hear the voice again: "Prove it."
<Bloodwind> *Okay, who hasn't gone this round?
<Kirran> How?
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, guy."
<Iron_Nabooru> (Iron Nabooru)
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Umm, do a Gerudo technique! A spin attack should do it!
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: ... you do have spin attack, don't you?
<Bloodwind> *Shady pops his head in again....
* Iron_Nabooru is attempting to draw her Soul Blades... but she seems to be reluctant to attack. Obviously she must be resisting the armor...
* Firiann whirls he leaves.
* Iron_Nabooru 's attack will go off later.
<Firiann> *her.
<Kirran> (Can we tag out for the other character?)
<Bloodwind> [Shady]: Hey, I just got this thing a bit more stable. If you guys wanna take a support action to tag out for another character, you can! Whatever the heck that means...
* Kirran tags out for Amilena.
<Bloodwind> *Shady disappears back through the portal, going back to stabilizing it.
<Iron_Nabooru> (After the next action happens, she will attack)
* Nigel_Splashberry hops onto his surfboard/smashingboard over to Iron Nabooru, pokes the armor, then surfs away.
<Firiann> (How much health does Darte have after being revived?)
<Bloodwind> (that was a fairy manual use, so.... full health)
<Firiann> (om nom)
<Dex> DESCRIPTION: Attack a target’s mind directly through telepathy, attempting to compromise it by extracting memories that the target tries to repress.
<Dex>     EFFECT: Bonus Attack Dice & Defense Dice are disabled for both the attacker and the defender in this attack.
<Dex>     Roll your Wisdom +8 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Dex>         Neutral Damage: 4
<Dex>         EFFECT: Temporary steal one Spell from the target to you.
<Dex>             You can cast that Spell regardless of its RESTRICTIONS.
* Firiann tags out for nub Darte
<Dex>             DURATION: At the end of the battle, the Spell is returned to the target.
<Amilena> (I'll wait to run what I'm about to do until the attacks stop.)
<Iron_Nabooru> $20d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 1, 4, 9, 1, 9, 3, 10, 4, 3, 2, 7, 9, 1, 4, 7, 7, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 93. Successes: 9.
<Amilena> after*
<Darte> 15h 10m | PENDING | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
<Dex> aimed at iron nabooru
<Iron_Nabooru> (Can Garo Master reroll that?)
<Bloodwind> (hang on)
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 9, 5, 5, 3, 8, 9, 8, 2, 6, 8, 2, 10, 6, 3, 8, 9, 3, 1, 1, 4 and 8. Total: 132. Successes: 16.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master tosses a reroll point at Iron_Nabooru.
<Iron_Nabooru> $20d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 1, 6, 1, 3, 3, 2, 1, 7, 10, 6, 2, 3, 4, 1, 10, 5, 6 and 8. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
<Iron_Nabooru> *You steal Spirit Armor*
<Bloodwind> *I'mma go ahead and rule it and say Status Immunity prevents the spell from getting lost, but Dex still gets the spell, so it'll be a spell copy.
<Iron_Nabooru> (Spirit Infuse is a skill)
<Iron_Nabooru> (Great Spirit is Signature Skill)
<Iron_Nabooru> *Cleanse and Cleanse are also skills*
<Iron_Nabooru> *Punishment
<Iron_Nabooru> *Spirit Armor prevents you from losing Magic through enemy attack*
<Bloodwind> *Firiann and Kirran both disappear, and you guys get Amilena and also Darte from the grave!
* Iron_Nabooru draws her two Soul Blades and performs a Super Spin Attack after being poked and repressed! Because she has a reduced charge, she can perform it immediately! Everyone, roll Wisdom! (better have support actions!)
* Darte wonders what this seam down the center of his body might be.
<Iron_Nabooru> $50d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 3, 10, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 5, 10, 1, 9, 1, 6, 10, 3, 8, 1, 4, 5, 10, 9, 7, 3, 3, 7, 2, 7, 3, 9, 4, 8, 2, 3, 9, 3, 4, 2, 5, 8, 1, 5, 7, 2, 10, 6, 4, 8 and 6. Total: 256. Successes: 31.
<Iron_Nabooru> (All players, roll Wisdom)
<Amilena> $1d3
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Dude, what."
<Amilena> $1d3
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Amelina dodges*
<Dex> $17d10
<Nigel_Splashberry> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 8, 8, 8, 5, 10, 5, 7, 9, 9, 4, 10, 1, 3, 3 and 5. Total: 107. Successes: 15.
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 3, 5, 1, 9, 6, 1, 4, 10, 8, 9, 7, 9, 5, 3, 7, 2, 1, 2, 1, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 129. Successes: 16.
<Bloodwind> $13d10 for Bob
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 9, 4, 6, 1, 8, 10, 7, 10, 4, 8 and 9. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
<Darte> $24d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 2, 10, 5, 1, 7, 4, 5, 9, 1, 6, 9, 2, 7, 4, 1, 6, 7, 3, 4, 1, 8 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 16.
<Darte> $1d10
<Dex> $1d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Successes: 1.
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Successes: 1.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru jumps into the middle of the fray and does a double spin attack with her blades, hitting all enemies for half damage!
* Nigel_Splashberry takes three damage.
<Bloodwind> (wait, does Amilena have mirage? I thought that was kirran)
<Iron_Nabooru> (Soo you all take half damage)
<Nigel_Splashberry> 11h, 0m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
<Darte> 9h 10m | PENDING | 5 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense)
<Darte> $2d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1 and 9. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "That barely hurt."
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Then again, I am a tank."
<Iron_Nabooru> Vs Darte:
<Bloodwind> 31 - 10 = 21 - 4 = 17/2 rounded = 9 damage
<Bloodwind> to Bob
<Bloodwind> *Bob takes a painful hit and drops down to 1 heart!
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: I'm 'angin' in dere, Boss Dex!
<Dex> $9d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 7, 1, 6, 8, 10, 10 and 8. Total: 59. Successes: 9.
<Iron_Nabooru> 31-17-2/2 = 6 Damage
<Dex> 5h 3m 11wc
<Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru's spirit infuses into the target, giving them +5 Dice on all rolls.
<Bloodwind> (on self?)
* Amilena demonstrates a very particular Gerudo move.
<Iron_Nabooru> *On self*
<Bloodwind> (kay)
<Bloodwind> 1h, 1m | +2 AD, +6 Dice for Bob
<Iron_Nabooru> 58h | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused
<Amilena> (Also, is the Garo Master considered to be wearing a hood at the moment?)
<Bloodwind> (yes)
* Iron_Nabooru has 1 Attack and 1 Support Action left
* Iron_Nabooru equips her other blades and then Cross Slashes Friann!
<Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru uses both her swords and does a Cross Slash! Deals full damage and she recovers 6 Magic on-hit
<Iron_Nabooru> *Darte
<Iron_Nabooru> $48d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 3, 5, 4, 8, 3, 6, 5, 6, 6, 10, 3, 8, 4, 3, 5, 8, 2, 2, 9, 10, 2, 6, 6, 2, 2, 4, 2, 1, 2, 8, 4, 4, 2, 8, 2, 5, 3, 6, 1, 8, 6, 3, 5, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 237. Successes: 28.
<Iron_Nabooru> 58h 25m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, anybody got a red heart five card?"
* Iron_Nabooru pokes Darte for Courage roll
<Darte> (Oh that's why you * Darte'd me)
<Darte> $38d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 1, 5, 7, 3, 10, 2, 5, 1, 6, 7, 2, 7, 5, 6, 10, 7, 3, 2, 1, 6, 7, 2, 3, 2, 4, 8, 1, 10, 8, 7, 7, 9, 1, 3, 1 and 1. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
* Darte rerolls that
<Darte> $38d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 2, 10, 2, 4, 7, 6, 9, 7, 3, 2, 8, 3, 7, 5, 4, 9, 6, 8, 7, 7, 8, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 6, 3, 4, 1, 8, 5, 1, 9, 8 and 7. Total: 203. Successes: 23.
<Darte> DAGNABBIT
* Iron_Nabooru deals only 2 damage
<Bloodwind> *A reroll is tossed at Iron_Nabooru from Garo Master.
<Iron_Nabooru> $48d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 4, 7, 8, 1, 10, 4, 5, 4, 3, 1, 2, 10, 7, 9, 3, 10, 2, 5, 3, 8, 7, 6, 9, 4, 1, 9, 3, 9, 6, 7, 5, 9, 4, 2, 10, 4, 6, 5, 7, 9, 6, 8, 8, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 273. Successes: 34.
<Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 64m | Thorns
<Iron_Nabooru> 34-24 = 8 Damage
<Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru protects her soul, nullifying any Effects of enemy attack that drain her Magic
* Amilena continues addressing the Garo Master (somehow knowing what's going on temporarily)
<Iron_Nabooru> 58h 23m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, this is sure something."
<Darte> (? -23 = 9 damage)
<Bloodwind> (wait, Amilena, this is the first time you're addressing him, that was Kirran that was talking earlier)
<Iron_Nabooru> (Darte, you take 8 Damage)
<Bloodwind> *Nigel, yer up.
<Amilena> (I figure since I'm in the exact same place he was in, there shouldn't be that big of a difference per se.)
<Iron_Nabooru> 34-24-2 = 8 Damage
<Darte> 1h 10m | 6 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack)
<Bloodwind> (it can veeeeeeery much tell the difference between you and Kirran
* Amilena sighs
<Amilena> I guess I'm going for the big reveal then.
<Bloodwind> (blame your backstory
<Bloodwind> (if someone else switched, it wouldn't be able to tell)
* Amilena realizes this plan isn't going to work as is.
* Nigel_Splashberry covers an ally, any ally.
* Amilena takes her hood down and removes a Hylian mask.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Brb]
<Amilena> Standing there is a Gerudo.
<Amilena> Unlike Kirran, I AM a Gerudo
<Amilena> And I am asking you for help, Garo Master.
<Bloodwind> *Message to Kirran from Garo Master: "I see you. What is your request?"
<Bloodwind> *Bob is almost dead, so Nigel, I guess yer covering him.
<Nigel_Splashberry> 11h, 0m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice) | Covering Bob
<Amilena> Help us free Nabooru from this mind control non-lethally.
<Bloodwind> 4h, 1m | +2 AD, +3 Armor, +6 Dice for Bob
<Bloodwind> *Message from Garo Master: "What are you talking about? She has not attacked me, we're on the same side."
* Iron_Nabooru struggles to resist the armor controlling her.
<Amilena> She's being controlled by the wizard in the other room. This is not my queen as I know her.
<Bloodwind> (going ahead and jumping to next round)
<Amilena> I can't fight her like this.
<Bloodwind> (keep up the chat)
* Iron_Nabooru is still under control
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 5-
<Amilena> And I don't know how to free her.
<Amilena> Help us.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Drawing from the Spirit Medallion, Iron Nabooru charges up her spirit
<Iron_Nabooru> *This consumes all her actions for the round, she will attack at the start of the next round*
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master: "So your true intention in attacking her is to break her of the mind control... I shall confirm something. Should you be wrong, I will return to slaughter you all."
<Amilena> That's all I ask. Thank you.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Once fully charged, her spirit flares up and adds 30 Dice used for her next attack!*
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, I think I know where this is going."
<Iron_Nabooru> 58h 8m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
<Amilena> Move fast, I fear we don't have much time left.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master does a Phase Slash... at the boss door, then passes straight through it. The slash of darkness disappears from the door, as if nothing hit it.
<Iron_Nabooru> (You have a full round to decide what to do)
<Bloodwind> *Annnd Garo Master isn't here, thanks to Amilena's distraction!
* Amilena will take the hit to prove her point to the Garo Master
* Darte eyes her.  Does her suit of armor have a zipper?
<Bloodwind> *Darte...... you perv.
* Amilena is not equipped with any of her weapons.
<Darte> >///>
<Iron_Nabooru> *You can not see any form of zipper, Darte you freaking perv. And I thought furries were pervs...*
<Nigel_Splashberry> "I do not know what fishdude is thinking, but it is not nice, dude."
<Iron_Nabooru> *Nabooru has her scimitars equipped*
<Iron_Nabooru> (Steal and find out what stats the Scimitars have)
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alright, I don't have much left except fer me trusty 'ookshot an' Doran's Blade. He gets out his shield, lays it on the ground, and stands on it, preppin' it as a surfshield.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Wish oi had a bettah shield fer dis... not da best shield 'ere for dis...
<Iron_Nabooru> (Transform the imitation staff to the weapon to get it's stats)
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Well, buddy, guess I'll take whatever hits."
<Bloodwind> *Bob looks at Nigel_Splashberry, who's covering him.
* Dex transforms his imitation staff into Nabooru's scimitars and hands it to Bob.
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Dat's a noice shield dere... could oi borrow it fer surfin'?
<Iron_Nabooru> *The scimitars are Augmented.
<Bloodwind> *Bob is only able to use one, his other hand has to use the hookshot.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Their slash attack has +8 Dice and recovers 3 Magic on hit
<Iron_Nabooru> (You only get one, as each scimitar is a seperate weapon)
<Bloodwind> (Does it come with Poison Attack? If it's a standard Gerudo scimitar, it should.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Their Stab attack has +5 Damage and siphons 4 Magic on hit
<Iron_Nabooru> *If said stab misses, target gets automatic counterattack
<Iron_Nabooru> *It also comes with Punishment which runs off +8 dice and Deals half damage, deals additional Neutral Damage for each point of Bonus they have.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "I would give it to you, buddy, but unfortunately, it is tied to my use."
<Bloodwind> (whelp, that last one is pointless
<Bloodwind> (stab it is)
<Dex> HOOKSHOT ME CLOSER BOB I WANT TO HIT HER WITH MY DAGGER
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Dat's alright.
<Nigel_Splashberry> "In other words, no dude can utilize it."
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Except for me, man."
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Alright Boss Dex, LAST ATTACK FER DA HURRAH, DIS IS FER DA WAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
<Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru infuses her blades and blocks the attack! Melee damage taken is halved.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Does Bob have NPC status]
<Iron_Nabooru> (Its a reaction)
<Bloodwind> *Bob hookshots to the wall next to Iron_Nabooru, giving him and Dex a boost as he goes surfing with his shield!
<Iron_Nabooru> 58h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
<Bloodwind> +5 Dice for Bob & Dex on this attack
<Bloodwind> *You guys pass by Nabooru. Make your strike now!
<Bloodwind> *DOUBLE ATTACK NO JUTSU!
<Bloodwind> *Bob does a slash attack with the scimitar as he passes by!
* Darte zips in behind the pair, angling to slash a zipper into the armor since none is there yet!
* Nigel_Splashberry surfs over there, simply just jumping onto the head
<Bloodwind> *C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
<Dex> $38d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 5, 5, 6, 2, 1, 4, 6, 1, 3, 8, 9, 9, 5, 3, 8, 9, 5, 7, 2, 1, 2, 8, 9, 7, 6, 7, 9, 2, 8, 1, 10, 3, 5, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
<Bloodwind> $46d10 for Bob
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 6, 2, 6, 4, 10, 1, 7, 7, 9, 2, 4, 10, 2, 5, 7, 1, 2, 3, 8, 1, 4, 5, 2, 3, 7, 6, 8, 10, 1, 7, 9, 6, 9, 4, 10, 8, 5, 7, 5, 3, 8, 9, 2 and 9. Total: 262. Successes: 33.
<Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 10, 5, 1, 7, 6, 5, 1, 7, 8, 8, 2, 5, 8, 3, 2, 6, 9, 10, 10, 9, 8, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 1, 7, 1, 4, 6, 1, 9, 7, 7, 4, 1 and 8. Total: 219. Successes: 28.
<Amilena> reroll dex
<Dex> $38d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 5, 2, 3, 3, 5, 4, 8, 3, 4, 7, 2, 2, 10, 6, 4, 6, 8, 5, 3, 9, 9, 8, 9, 7, 4, 6, 10, 4, 3, 10, 2, 8, 1, 4, 1 and 5. Total: 208. Successes: 25.
<Amilena> AHAHAHA
* Darte rerolls Dex
<Iron_Nabooru> *Orithan dies laughing*
* Darte withdraws the reroll
<Dex> $38d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 8, 1, 4, 9, 3, 4, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 2, 10, 9, 9, 9, 6, 3, 4, 5, 7, 7, 5, 8, 5, 5, 2, 5, 10, 9, 3, 8, 10, 7, 6 and 2. Total: 224. Successes: 28.
<Bloodwind> ROLLOFF
<Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 8, 9, 2, 9, 10, 1, 8, 9, 10, 3, 2, 4, 8, 8, 1, 2, 6, 6, 7, 7, 10, 7, 5, 3, 4, 5, 9, 9, 6, 9, 9, 4, 8, 10, 2, 7, 1 and 10. Total: 258. Successes: 35.
* Darte rerolls her
<Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 10, 2, 7, 4, 9, 5, 4, 1, 10, 9, 8, 6, 9, 4, 1, 1, 7, 5, 10, 6, 1, 8, 4, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3, 7, 4, 6, 6, 8, 10 and 7. Total: 225. Successes: 29.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Since I jumped on her, what does that make me do]
<Dex> $38d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 4, 3, 7, 7, 4, 8, 3, 8, 7, 9, 9, 5, 2, 3, 10, 5, 9, 1, 7, 4, 8, 10, 10, 2, 5, 6, 10, 5, 2, 7, 3, 5, 10, 9, 2 and 3. Total: 229. Successes: 30.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Iron Nabooru uses Quick Speed to reroll!
<Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 10, 8, 4, 2, 7, 9, 10, 8, 5, 3, 6, 4, 3, 7, 9, 8, 6, 3, 10, 3, 5, 5, 2, 4, 6, 5, 10, 10, 6, 4, 2, 5, 2, 6 and 6. Total: 223. Successes: 30.
<Bloodwind> (uhhh.... could just try to smashboard from above)
<Bloodwind> ROLLOFF 2
<Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 5, 6, 9, 8, 1, 3, 10, 8, 2, 8, 4, 4, 7, 6, 9, 2, 8, 2, 7, 2, 2, 6, 8, 6, 8, 2, 7, 4, 8, 5, 8, 2, 1, 7, 10, 2, 10 and 10. Total: 231. Successes: 30.
<Dex> $38d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 7, 2, 5, 4, 7, 3, 5, 4, 5, 1, 6, 7, 7, 3, 2, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 4, 7, 4, 4, 4, 3, 5, 3, 2, 4, 4, 9, 5, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 178. Successes: 18.
* Nigel_Splashberry performs a Smashboard Jump ontop, because hopping onto someone with a smashboard is sure something
<Bloodwind> *Dex, you get into a swordfight in the split second that you pass by. How this occurs within this short period of time, no one will ever know. At the end of the multiple sword clashes, you end up unable to hit her.
<Dex> $38d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 6, 6, 8, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 9, 9, 3, 8, 10, 6, 4, 4, 10, 7, 6, 5, 10, 8, 8, 3, 6, 2, 1, 8, 4, 1, 4, 9, 7, 2, 10 and 9. Total: 216. Successes: 26.
<Nigel_Splashberry> [Technically a Bonk!]
<Bloodwind> (are we just going with one defending roll on Iron_Nabooru, meaning Bob's attack was 33 vs. 28?
<Nigel_Splashberry> Bonk!:
<Nigel_Splashberry> Roll your Courage +9 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Nigel_Splashberry> Damage: +0
<Nigel_Splashberry> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 3 Wisdom. That's bonkers!
<Iron_Nabooru> (Roll with that)
<Nigel_Splashberry> $29d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 3, 4, 2, 5, 1, 1, 1, 5, 4, 10, 2, 10, 4, 2, 7, 2, 5, 3, 4, 5, 1, 7, 6, 5, 5, 2 and 6. Total: 121. Successes: 15.
<Bloodwind> *Nigel, you try to come in from above, only to bounce off of Dex's and Nabooru's epic 1 second swordfight.
<Bloodwind> *Bob manages to nick her for..... I don't even know if that did any damage.
<Bloodwind> *He got 3 magic back thoughy.
<Bloodwind> *Darte, go go go!
* Amilena is still waiting for the ninja to get back.
<Iron_Nabooru> 33-28-2/2 = 2 Damage
<Bloodwind> *Amilena, the ninja is out for this round.
<Amilena> (Slow, slow ninja)
<Iron_Nabooru> 56h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
<Darte> $50d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 1, 7, 2, 5, 8, 7, 6, 9, 7, 1, 3, 7, 2, 2, 1, 4, 9, 2, 8, 2, 5, 2, 2, 1, 8, 7, 6, 9, 2, 9, 9, 3, 6, 1, 7, 4, 7, 3, 2, 4, 3, 4, 10, 4, 6, 10, 7 and 5. Total: 253. Successes: 29.
<Bloodwind> *That...... is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
<Bloodwind> *You guys do a quad combo attack.
<Bloodwind> *Two miss.
<Darte> ;w;
<Bloodwind> *And the other two just barely nick her, and I'm pretty sure her armor just negated it entirely.
<Iron_Nabooru> (Where did Darte declare an attack?)
<Bloodwind> (the zipper idea)
<Bloodwind> (pretty sure he just meant a slash attack)
<Darte> ^^
<Bloodwind> *Darte, your cut is nowhere near deep enough to make a "zipper".
* Darte rerolls himself
<Darte> $50d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 6, 6, 6, 8, 7, 4, 4, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 8, 6, 2, 5, 10, 9, 7, 1, 2, 9, 5, 2, 3, 10, 1, 10, 4, 2, 4, 10, 7, 10, 7, 3, 3, 10, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 3, 1, 7, 7 and 10. Total: 264. Successes: 37.
<Iron_Nabooru> 37-28-2/2 = 4 Damage
<Iron_Nabooru> 52h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | SPirit infused | Spirit Armor | +30 Dice on next attack!
<Darte> Damage: +0
<Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 3 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
<Bloodwind> *And as per standard anime logic, Darte does a slash attack, appears to not do anything, and then after some time passes, a nick of damage slips through. Not deep enough for your "zipper" though... perv.
<Darte> 1h 10m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack)
<Iron_Nabooru> (Status immunity doesn't block that effect)
<Bloodwind> (wowee)
<Bloodwind> 1h, 4m | +2 AD, +3 Armor, +6 Dice on Bob
<Iron_Nabooru> (NSFW Darte)
<Bloodwind> [Bob]: Gah, oi thought dat woulda worked!
<Bloodwind> *Annnd Amilena is too busy trying to wait for a ninja.
<Iron_Nabooru> (Anyone have attacks left?)
<Darte> 1h 10m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack) | NSFW
<Bloodwind> (I believe that's everyone, you got anything left Iron_Nabooru?
<Iron_Nabooru> (Not until next round)
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 6-
* Iron_Nabooru unleahes a Super Spin Attack using the power from the Spirit Medallion! Everyone rolls Courage!
<Amilena> $1d3
<Navi> Amilena: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
<Darte> $38d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 1, 8, 1, 5, 9, 4, 5, 9, 3, 9, 10, 6, 8, 7, 5, 4, 10, 8, 4, 4, 2, 9, 9, 8, 1, 9, 5, 7, 9, 10, 9, 9, 7, 10, 4, 5 and 3. Total: 239. Successes: 30.
<Iron_Nabooru> $88d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 88 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 502. Successes: 69.
<Bloodwind> *Bob gets in the way of Dex, taking the attack for his boss.
<Bloodwind> [Boss]: Boss... avenge... me...
<Iron_Nabooru> (This is why I gave you a full round to decide what to do)
<Nigel_Splashberry> [And this is why I don't care]
* Darte is #rekt once more.
* Amilena revives via fairy
* Iron_Nabooru still has one attack and 1 support action left.
<Darte> 0h 10m | 9 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d10 Defense) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d10 Attack) | Sahuagin's Scale Stance
<Nigel_Splashberry> $27d10
<Navi> Nigel_Splashberry: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 6, 8, 1, 10, 2, 10, 10, 2, 1, 7, 6, 10, 10, 3, 10, 10, 5, 6, 5, 2, 10, 5, 3, 9 and 5. Total: 166. Successes: 28.
<Bloodwind> *Bob is wiped away. Bob's advencha is over.... an' Dex Boss is all 'lone.
<Iron_Nabooru> 52h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | Spirit infused | Spirit Armor
<Amilena> Not yet, my queen. Not yet...
<Nigel_Splashberry> "Duuuuuuuude, I think I am hiiiiiiiigh."
* Nigel_Splashberry faints.
<Iron_Nabooru> *Because of those successes, Nigel gets to hang on with 1 Heart... but no actions this round*
<Bloodwind> *The powerful wave of energy obliterates the room, killing the whole party, except Dex, who was covered by his most faithful minion.
<Nigel_Splashberry> 1h, 1m | Untouchable x1 (+3 DefDice)
<Dex> 5h 3m
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master drops in from nowhere, and points a blade at Iron_Nabooru.
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: You! Why did you attack your own sister?
* Nigel_Splashberry just dies
<Bloodwind> *He seems to be referring to how Nabooru, leader of Gerudo, attacked Amilena, who's also a Gerudo.
* Iron_Nabooru gasps, making a great effort to resist her suit of armor's control. She breaks free, for only a second
<Iron_Nabooru> "Agahnim... he's controlling me" she staggered out
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: WHAT?
<Dex> A little help here.
<Darte> (I'M CLAIMING THAT)
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: No... it can't be... you...
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master prepares his blades...
<Darte> (She could only say that because of my zipper clearly)
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: YOU'RE the imposter!
<Bloodwind> .........
* Bloodwind allows your claim, Darte.
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master goes for a PHASE SLASH AGAIN NABOORU!
* Iron_Nabooru 's resolve to break out of her suit of armor's control strengthend with her hitting Amelina
<Bloodwind> *Against
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master slices at you with his shadow blades, which phase right through armor, dealing full Neutral Damage! (Roll Courage)
<Iron_Nabooru> $40d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, 2, 6, 8, 4, 6, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 5, 3, 3, 5, 2, 8, 1, 6, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 6, 6, 8, 6, 9, 2, 1, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 204. Successes: 26.
<Bloodwind> $40d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 2, 1, 2, 7, 4, 2, 2, 6, 5, 7, 8, 2, 7, 4, 1, 7, 4, 3, 6, 9, 8, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4, 2, 9, 1, 5, 6, 2, 5, 7, 9, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 196. Successes: 21.
<Darte> (yeah that's a better explanation :P )
<Bloodwind> *Annnd IT MISSES!
* Iron_Nabooru trips over a rock on purpose
<Iron_Nabooru> *Losing 10 dice
<Amilena> reroll garo master
<Iron_Nabooru> $10d10
<Navi> Iron_Nabooru: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 7, 2, 5, 4, 5, 6, 10 and 8. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
<Bloodwind> $40d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 6, 5, 8, 10, 1, 3, 4, 2, 2, 4, 7, 7, 5, 2, 4, 4, 10, 2, 4, 4, 5, 1, 5, 10, 4, 9, 5, 4, 7, 2, 8, 3, 7, 6, 2, 8, 9 and 5. Total: 207. Successes: 25.
<Bloodwind> *It HITS, 25 - 19
<Iron_Nabooru> (I am going to have to go soon, which I will have to relinquish control at said pont)
<Bloodwind> (gotcha)
<Iron_Nabooru> 25-19 = 6 damage
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: You... you will PAY for tricking me!
<Bloodwind> *He looks at the rest of you.
<Bloodwind> [Garo Master]: I shall spare your lives... for now.
<Iron_Nabooru> *but it deals double damage to the armor, dealing 6 more damage
<Bloodwind> *He casts Second Chance on himself.
<Iron_Nabooru> 40h 5m | +5 Attack & Defense Dice | Spirit infused | Spirit Armor
<Bloodwind> Garo Master: 15h, 64m | Thorns, +2 RP
* Iron_Nabooru doesn't manage to get off another attack this around.
* Fireblast spawns into the scene
<Amilena> Thank you, Garo Master.
<Iron_Nabooru> (And I will have to relinquish control at about now)
<Bloodwind> *Okay, Darte are you bringing Firiann back since you kinda got annihilated?
* Bloodwind now controls Iron_Nabooru............. okay that came out creepier than intended.
<Bloodwind> (thunks sire Orithan buddy)
* Amilena tosses a pair of magic shackles on the ground and tags Kirran back in.
* Firiann shovels this dead fish flab out of the way.
<Fireblast> "I am not sure if this is what I think it is."
* Kirran gets rid of his disguise
<Fireblast> "Eh, whatever, this is entertaining."
* Fireblast sits down and sips some tea.
<Bloodwind> *Okay, who's got actions left this round?
<Kirran> (I'm not sure I get an attack after all that.)
<Fireblast> [I can switch items, right?]
<Bloodwind> *I know Dex still has stuff. By the way Dex, you have a +6 Dice bonus after suffering from Bob's death.
<Bloodwind> *Sorry, make that +10.
* Dex attacks Iron Nabooru with his Magic Hammer.
<Firiann> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cx7jzq2Bx4
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<Dex> $34d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 9, 6, 6, 4, 8, 9, 7, 8, 1, 1, 1, 5, 2, 6, 5, 5, 5, 9, 9, 1, 1, 6, 3, 8, 2, 5, 5, 10, 10, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 197. Successes: 27.
<Kirran> (So, under the new charge rules, would that mean if I started a charge attack now, I would be able to use it next turn?)
<Bloodwind> $20d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 2, 6, 3, 8, 3, 3, 9, 4, 8, 10, 10, 2, 5, 4, 1, 3, 5 and 2. Total: 102. Successes: 12.
<Bloodwind> (yes)
<Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 |  Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
* Kirran starts charging a Dark Epiphany
<Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 |  Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | Sipping Tea
<Bloodwind> 15 - 2 = 13/2 rounded = 7 damage to Iron Nabooru!
<Bloodwind> Iron Nabooru: 23h, 25m
<Dex> 5h 3m
<Dex> $9d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 9, 10, 2, 3, 10, 2 and 6. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
<Bloodwind> *Dex, your warp counter is maxed, and you can use it even if you die!
<Bloodwind> *Courtesies of Bob's ashes on you.
* Firiann adds her shovel to the Dex Hammer
<Bloodwind> (guess I'll count as same attack, so vs. 12 successes
<Firiann> 10h 4m | Turned Off | -3 Wisdom
<Firiann> $30d10
<Navi> Firiann: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 5, 3, 1, 1, 5, 9, 4, 8, 7, 7, 6, 7, 6, 8, 1, 10, 8, 4, 4, 9, 2, 2, 8, 2, 3, 10, 1 and 5. Total: 164. Successes: 21.
<Firiann> (Power)
<Firiann> Damage: +4
<Firiann> EFFECT: If th' attack be successful, target loses 3 Wisdom.
<Bloodwind> 21 - 12 = 9 + 4 - 2 = 11 damage!
<Bloodwind> Iron Nabooru: 12h, 25m
* Firiann sucks the shovel back into her snouth with a satisfying <POP>!
<Bloodwind> -ROUND 7-
* Kirran unleashes a dark epiphany double strike against Iron Nabooru.
<Kirran> DESCRIPTION: You, as both entities of Light and Shadow, attack a target at once using Light ATTACK & Shadow ATTACK.
<Kirran> Light ATTACK: Roll your Wisdom +8 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Kirran> Damage: +0
<Kirran> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 8 Wisdom.
<Kirran> Shadow ATTACK: Roll your Courage +8 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Kirran> Damage: +0
<Kirran> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 8 Courage.
<Bloodwind> *Iron Nabooru tries to use Guard, but she breaks free for a moment and breaks the Guard.
<Bloodwind> (roll it!
<Kirran> $33d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 4, 10, 1, 5, 10, 6, 3, 3, 3, 9, 10, 8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 3, 9, 9, 2, 1, 10, 9, 2, 3, 8, 2, 7, 4 and 1. Total: 184. Successes: 24.
<Kirran> (That was wisdom
<Bloodwind> $20d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 1, 5, 3, 6, 7, 6, 8, 6, 5, 6, 1, 10, 1, 6, 5, 3, 5 and 3. Total: 91. Successes: 13.
<Kirran> $41d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 4, 1, 8, 1, 4, 8, 1, 6, 9, 5, 8, 4, 2, 3, 2, 8, 8, 8, 8, 7, 8, 4, 2, 1, 8, 4, 5, 3, 6, 7, 9, 9, 7, 6, 10 and 10. Total: 224. Successes: 26.
<Bloodwind> *First one, hit!
* Firiann forgets her Spiked Boomerang exists.  (Charging)
<Bloodwind> $35d10
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 6, 2, 5, 4, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 5, 2, 3, 3, 6, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 10, 10, 9, 9, 10, 3, 9, 6 and 5. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
<Bloodwind> *Second one, hit!
* Fireblast is still sipping her boomerang
<Bloodwind> (actually, add $6d10
<Kirran> $6d10
<Bloodwind> (dunno if you got Darte's bonus earlier
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 10, 10, 5 and 7. Total: 45. Successes: 7.
<Bloodwind> (gonna add that to the second one
* Fireblast is actually drinking boomerang tea, apparently
<Bloodwind> 24 - 13 = 11 - 2 = 9
<Bloodwind> 33 - 24 = 9 - 2 = 7
<Bloodwind> 7 + 9 = 16
* Kirran uses magic shackles to keep her from dying.
<Kirran> POWER OVerwhel...wait what?
<Bloodwind> *Kirran's double attack breaks her magical armor and destroys Agahnim's control on her, but sparing her life and binding her.
<Bloodwind> *And no Firiann, she still has clothes on...... perv.
<Bloodwind> -=BATTLE OVER!=-
<Firiann> Firiann has no interest in fleshy one's body.
<Bloodwind> (oh man I'mma have so much fun tallying the death count later)
<Fireblast> [I didn't know Firiann was lesbian]
<Fireblast> [/s]
<Bloodwind> *Nabooru finally has her mind back.
* Fireblast is still sipping tea, practically ignoring the aimless shenanigans unfolding upon itself.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Oh god... what have I done?!
<Bloodwind> (wait, lemme mend that statement
<Bloodwind> *Oh goddesses
<Dex> Nearly killed me twice for a start.
<Dex> Also you killed my BEST HENCHMAN
<Kirran> And my wisp, which I'm conflicted about.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I... I tried to break free, but his grip was too strong.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Thank you for freeing me, and.... I am so sorry for what I did.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Here... I don't deserve this.
<Bloodwind> *Nabooru is offering her Spirit Medallion... to Dex!
<Amilena> Are you sure?
<Firiann> take the spurt medal bud
<Fireblast> "I am just here, after some other people died."
<Bloodwind> *She can't exactly hand it to him cause.... well.... shackles.
* Dex takes the medallion.
<Dex> I'll hold on to it.
<Dex> I need to get Bob back on his feet.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: In honor of your friend..... may his spirit rest in peace, knowing you're protecting his soul.
* Firiann fans Bob with her flames.  Mmm.  Barbecue.
* Amilena helps Nabooru to her feet.
<Firiann> One might even say she could open a restaurant
<Firiann> Bob's Burgers?
<Fireblast> "Firiann, please."
<Fireblast> "What you really need to do is open up a Potion Shop!"
<Fireblast> "... Which I happen I have."
<Firiann> "Bob's Potions? ... Naw, doesn't have the same ring to it."
* Dex channels the power of the Spirit Medallion to bring Bob back to life.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I am grateful, all of you, for your assistance. If you can, please... finish this and defeat the dark lord!
<Amilena> (I think you need the Shadow Medallion for that Dex)
<Fireblast> "Dark Lord Agamemnon?"
* Dex uses a fairy on Bob.
<Fireblast> "Or was it Agahnim?"
<Fireblast> "I don't remember, I'll just call him Agamemnon."
<Firiann> "Agamemnon? That sounds WAY tastier."
<Firiann> "Agamemnon bars.  Agamemnon Meringue Pie."
<Dex> Good as new?
<Bloodwind> *Dex, you attempt to channel the power of the Spirit Medallion into your fairy. It spirals around in place around Bob's ashes. For a moment, you see him materialize... but fairy returns to you, unable to bring Bob back. He's gone, Dex.
<Fireblast> "I don't even know why I know the name, someone from another world told me about it, I guess."
* Firiann makes horrifying slurping sounds from her snouth.  "Where do we find the tasty one?"
<Fireblast> "Then again, it must be funny calling a villain Agamemnon when his name is actually something else."
<Bloodwind> *Dex, take out your vengeance on Lord Aggie. He's the cause of this.
<Fireblast> "Wait, who said that."
<Dex> Killing some asshole doesn't bring Bob back.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I must know... have you all encountered any of my sisters? Are they still alive?
* Amilena coughs politely
<Amilena> Hi
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master seems to have slipped away in the sentimentalism.
<Fireblast> "Can't say for sure, I just got here."
<Bloodwind> *Nabooru turns to Amilena.
* Firiann sneaks Bob's corpse to a corner, where she begins surreptitiously attempting to slurp it up.
* Fireblast heads over to Firiann, and bottles Bob's corpse.
<Firiann> : <
<Bloodwind> *Fireball, you accidentally bottle up Firiann. Deku Scrub in a bottle!
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I... I... I don't know what to say.
<Firiann> :'<
<Firiann> ( :'< )
* Fireblast also bottles up Bob's Corpse
<Firiann> 10h 4m | Turned Off | -3 Wisdom | Bottled
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: If it wasn't for you and the Sheikah, I don't think I would've broken free.
<Amilena> It was all I could think to do. And I've blown my cover on account of it, but that's alright. You're safe. That's what matters.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: I may be safe, but I'm not the real leader of the Gerudo. Not anymore, someone else I was with has taken that role.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Her name's Ahlma, did any of you meet her earlier? Is she still alive?
<Amilena> Now I don't know what to say. How could this happen? What will we do?
<Bloodwind> (is Kirran still there? I know he ran into said Ahlma character earlier)
* Firiann lets the shovel emerge from her snouth a short ways, and then rapid-fires her breath in and out, jackhammering it into the side of the bottle.
<Bloodwind> *Firiann, you break free from the bottle!
<Kirran> She's somewhere.
<Kirran> I expected she'd be here to help, but she must have gotten lost
* Fireblast wonders if she could brew Bob back to life, probably not.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Thank you. I'm... too exhausted from the battle to help you in your fight, but I'll find her and have her assist you in your battle.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Oh, and here...
<Bloodwind> *Nabooru uses Spirit Infuse on Kirran. You've got +5 dice for the rest of the quest!
<Kirran> : D
* Dex bottles up Bob.
<Kirran> Thanks
<Bloodwind> *Dex, you end up bottling up Firiann, cause Firiann's got Bob's ashes in her snouth.
<Bloodwind> *Also, reward for you guys - ALL of your guys' characters get 5 stat points!
* Dex removes Firiann and squeezes Bob's ashes out of her.
<Dex> ALSO as a reward Dex gets Nabooru's scimitars.
<Bloodwind> *Yes you do.
<Dex> Damn right I do.
<Bloodwind> *Though I think Darte would enjoy that more than you, but oh well.
* Firiann weeps.
* Fireblast thought she had already bottled up Bob, but apparently not
<Kirran> (Read the discord Dex.)
<Fireblast> Did I come in at a bad time? I don't even know.
<Fireblast> "*
<Fireblast> "Ah, well, guess it is something."
<Bloodwind> *Well, nah he's got brotherhood, nvm.
* Firiann squawks like a squeaky toy
<Firiann> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bObZlUKlTVQ
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<Firiann> And the hellchorus squawks back.
* Amilena will not leave Nabooru's side
<Fireblast> "Also why is elevator music still playing the the background."
<Fireblast> "I swear, it was that Lizalfos."
<Amilena> Sorry shiekah, but this is where we part ways again.
<Bloodwind> *Dex, once you get revenge on Aggie, it would be Bob's greatest wishes for you to return to your fort and bury him there.
<Dex> BOB IS NOT GETTING BURRIED BOB IS GETTING REALIVED
<Bloodwind> *Amilena, you tag along Nabooru to help find Ahlma. Not runnin' a side session for that.
<Amilena> Title or no, you're still the queen and I won't leave you behind Nabooru.
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Thank you, Miss....
<Bloodwind> *She doesn't know your name.
<Amilena> (That's fine, Amilena is not specced for this quest anyways
<Amilena> Amilena.
<Amilena> De'Anvar
<Bloodwind> [Nabooru]: Miss Amilena. Let's go find Ahlma.
<Bloodwind> *Nabooru and Amilena depart to go find thy real Gerudo leader. Nutshell, sometime during the Aggie boss fight, you're getting reinforcements.
<Fireblast> [Now what.]
<Bloodwind> *Garo Master seems to have left a gift behind. Generic Evil Robe, who wants it?
<Bloodwind> *Also, a boss key was left behind.
* Fireblast bottles the boss key.
<Bloodwind> *It gives Dark Vision, makes you look ultra shady, annnd a $1d4 chance to auto-dodge anything.
<Kirran> I'll take it if no one else wants it
<Kirran> Triple mirage is a thing that I like the idea of
* Fireblast wonders if she can rebrew the boss key into a better boss key, probably not.
<Bloodwind> *Annnd Mr. 6 Artifacts here is tryin' to yoink the robe.
* Firiann does not think cloaks would mix well with flaming leaves.
* Fireblast meanwhile has at least eight artifacts.
<Kirran> Yeah, Darte could use it for some vague survival
<Kirran> (It'll only proc on small hits though.)
* Fireblast goes back to sipping tea.
* Firiann will allow it to pass to someone else if they'd like it.
<Kirran> (I think Darte likes dying)
<Bloodwind> *Fireblast, you attempt to bottle the boss key, but it just pops right back out.
<Kirran> Hey Raine, you awake?
* Fireblast gets a bigger bottle, and attempts to bottle the boss key. If fail, just take the boss key.
<Firiann> I'm just stubborn and think I'm actually capable of it
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Sowwy, I was eatin' cake. Man, you put some really good flavored blood in here!
<Kirran> How do you feel about a Wisp friend?
<Bloodwind> *Your bigger bottle rejects you, bottles the boss key, and then explodes your bigger bottle as its unable to contain the sheer awesomeness of the boss key.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Seriously OP. Keep 'im dude.
<Fireblast> * Fireblast gets a bigger bottle, and attempts to bottle the boss key. If fail, just take the boss key.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Then I'll have someone to annoy other than you!
<Bloodwind> *Yeah, you just take the boss key.
<Kirran> Well, he kinda got nuked. Think you can bring him back?
<Fireblast> [Inb4 he is the new Reddit]
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Sure!
<Bloodwind> *ROLL IT, KIRRAN!
<Bloodwind> *Raine pops out of the bottle.
<Kirran> $1d4
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: I'M FREEEEEE! TIME TO HEAL 'EM UP AND KILL EVERYTHING, SO I CAN EAT RAINBOWS!
<Kirran> reroll
<Kirran> $1d4
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4.
<Kirran> Raine...
<Kirran> I swear if you explode him I'm giving you no more cake
* Firiann tries to inhale Raine next.
<Bloodwind> *Raine ends up turning Wisp's corpse into a BLOOD SACRIFICE!
* Firiann cannot do so through her bottle prison.
<Kirran> I mean it Raine!
<Bloodwind> *Firiann, you roll over to Raine, inhale her, and uhh.......
<Bloodwind> *..... uh oh.
<Firiann> ... I get the feeling _this_ little fairy's gonna LIGHT UP MY LIFE
* Kirran ducks and covers
* Kirran ducks and covers behind Baegba
<Kirran> *
<Bloodwind> [Baegba]: DUCKIN' COVERS!
* Fireblast just sips tea, ready to activate something if anything bad happens.
<Bloodwind> *Firiann, you not only got Raine, but you got the Wisp's ashes in the process. Your snouth bursts into green flames, tears of molten death flying from your eyes as blood gushes from your snouth and fills the bottle with high blood pressure. It explodes violently in a shockwave of anime bloodbath levels as Raine rises from the corpse of Firiann with newfound powers, becoming a monicker of pure evil.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: I'm.... I'M FREE!
<Kirran> This is just not even okay
<Fireblast> "Damn, where did I put my microphone."
<Bloodwind> *Kirran - he turns enemies into allies and allies into bosses.
* Firiann would frown in apology, but she is a corpse.
<Bloodwind> *Your corpse makes a bloody frowny face, Firiann.
<Firiann> ~ too many cooks ~
<Bloodwind> *Raine is still the size of a normal fairy.
* Kirran puts her back in the bottle.
<Bloodwind> *Kirran, roll Courage to pull it off!
<Fireblast> Remind me again why we keep her around
<Kirran> $33d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 9, 3, 8, 1, 5, 10, 6, 2, 5, 6, 5, 8, 6, 5, 7, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 3, 6, 8, 3, 5, 3, 9, 8, 1, 10 and 2. Total: 179. Successes: 24.
<Bloodwind> $40d10 for Raine
<Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 9, 10, 7, 9, 6, 8, 4, 2, 3, 1, 7, 7, 7, 10, 2, 6, 2, 1, 8, 7, 9, 10, 2, 1, 9, 9, 2, 8, 10, 1, 9, 9, 10, 6, 8, 5, 3 and 1. Total: 240. Successes: 32.
<Bloodwind> *Raine escapes your clutches, Kirran.
<Kirran> (Because if I ever die, it's just very, very silly)
* Kirran taps his fingers on the bottle.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: I have POWER and.......
<Bloodwind> *She tries to do various motions, but absolutely nothing happens.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]:...... dangit.
<Bloodwind> *She sighs and floats back into Kirran's bottle.
* Fireblast pokes DM for directions.
<Bloodwind> [Raine]: Darn cake...
<Bloodwind> *She om-noms some cake and stays in your bottle, Kirran.
<Kirran> Well, thank goodness for small favors.
<Kirran> Shame about the wisp though
<Bloodwind> *Careful Kirran, she now has the potential for greater powers. She gets her hand on actual power... you got an issue.
<Kirran> I'm blaming proximity to great evil for this.
* Fireblast still sips tea
<Bloodwind> *Fireblast, would you like to use the boss key to open the final door?
* Fireblast then wonders where to go next.
<Kirran> That sorceror is getting SO dead for this.
<Bloodwind> *Before your party finds ways to derail the session into killing themselves?
* Fireblast attempts to throw a boss key straight into the lock
<Bloodwind> *Courtesies of your tea drinking skills, your key lands perfectly in the lock, unlocking the boss door. The grand doors open themselves, and you meet a colossal wall, larger than any you've ever seen...
<Bloodwind> --==LOADING SCREEN==--
<Bloodwind> -=SESSION END=-
<Bloodwind> *Next session, the final boss fight!