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Dash is a bad Personal Trainer

Apr 20th, 2016
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  1. Dash, this is a lot of weight. Are you sure?"
  2. >"Come on Anon, don't be a scaredy cat, you got this, you've got the awesomest mare in Equestria cheering you on!"
  3. "Alright, if you say so."
  4. >Dash had been lifting with you for a while now, she would cheer you on, you would give her a spot
  5. >While you appreciate her faith in you, she was always having you do dumb stuff, like deadlift 25lbs more then your current PR
  6. >"Come on, hurry up Nonny! You got this!"
  7. >You place your feet beneath the bar, straighten your back, pray to God fot a swift and merciful death, and lift
  8. >"Come on Anon, you got this!"
  9. >Fuuuccckkk you don't got this
  10. >1 rep, 2 reps
  11. >"See, I told you this would be easy-peasy."
  12. "Says you"
  13. >3 reps, 4
  14. "Holy shit Anon, you actually got this, you need to remember to listen to Dash more of-"
  15. >*POP*
  16. "Fuck"
  17. >You drop the bar, and hit the floor with a dull pain in your back
  18. >"Oh crud. Are you alright Anon?"
  19. "FUUUCCCKKK."
  20. >"All right, all right, I'll take you to the nurse, quit whining."
  21. >You really need to stop lifting with Dash
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