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  1. Chapter 201: "Song of the Ball in the Gap"
  2.  
  3. Page 1.
  4.  
  5. >Knock it off, already!
  6.  
  7. >Huh?!
  8.  
  9. Page 2.
  10.  
  11. >Everyone is doing it!
  12.  
  13. >Oooh!
  14. >Everyone's waiting for a kiss!
  15.  
  16. >Wah,
  17.  
  18. >Sensei, it looks like you get to take your pick
  19.  
  20. >Wh- What are you saying?!
  21.  
  22. >I wonder who sensei is going to kiss!
  23.  
  24. >None of them! I'm not kissing anyone!
  25.  
  26. Page 3.
  27.  
  28. >I'm... in a pinch!
  29.  
  30. >It looks like the only way out of this situation...
  31. >Is to kiss someone!
  32.  
  33. >What do I do?
  34.  
  35. >Wind...
  36.  
  37. >There's a breeze!
  38.  
  39. >There!
  40. >I've found a gap!
  41.  
  42. >Escape!
  43.  
  44. Page 4.
  45.  
  46. title: Gap!
  47. (Japanese "Sukima," obviously a play on Negima)
  48.  
  49. TV: Please wait for a moment
  50.  
  51. >My, my
  52.  
  53. >That was probably for the best.
  54.  
  55. >Since when is this...
  56. >A manga that would leave off just before an actual kiss?
  57.  
  58. Page 5.
  59.  
  60. >That would be far too cliche. We're a niche manga...
  61. >That fills a very specific gap in the market, after all.
  62.  
  63. >In other words...
  64. >Sukima!
  65.  
  66. >Certainly...
  67. >It would feel a little strange to have something like...
  68. >A color spread in the 200th chapter, in our case.
  69.  
  70. >Well, at any rate,
  71. >Having been made aware once more of our niche, we should try to return to our original premise... or
  72.  
  73. something.
  74.  
  75. Page 6.
  76.  
  77. top right: Zetsubou Sensei Sukima!
  78.  
  79. >What does in mean to fill in a gap in the market, exactly?
  80.  
  81. >Putting out DVDs for movies for which there is almost no demand,
  82.  
  83. >Or a pet store specializing in strange pets,
  84.  
  85. >Or a shoe store that specializes in cute shoes larger than 24cm!
  86.  
  87. >Although there's a very small market, you can expect a constant demand if there's no competition!
  88. >That is a gap industry! That's what we are!
  89.  
  90. Sensei's two bubbles in the bottom panel are some sort of joke about the band Sukima Switch, but it's
  91.  
  92. beyond me, sorry
  93.  
  94. >Wait just a moment, sensei!
  95.  
  96. Page 7.
  97.  
  98. >If you keep filling in so many gaps,
  99. >The Gap Demon is going to show up!
  100.  
  101. >Gap Demon?
  102.  
  103. >I've heard of the Kiss Demon, but...
  104.  
  105. >The Gap Demon!
  106.  
  107. >Didn't your mother tell you about it as a child?
  108. >If you don't close the sliding screen properly, a Gap Demon is born from the gap!
  109.  
  110. >What are you talking about?
  111. >There couldn't possibly be such thing as a Gap Demon.
  112. >Ah, I seem to be unusually sweaty today...
  113.  
  114. >Right? There couldn't possibly be-
  115. >Hm? I'm starting to sweat too...
  116.  
  117. Page 8.
  118.  
  119. >I love
  120. >Gaps!
  121.  
  122. >A Gap Demon appeared in the gap!
  123.  
  124. >Aaah! It really exists!
  125.  
  126. >I'm here, Kafuka-chan.
  127. >This is a very nice gap, I must say...
  128.  
  129. >Now that the Gap Demon is here,
  130. >All sorts of gaps are going to start getting filled in!
  131.  
  132. Page 9.
  133.  
  134. >It's all the work of the Gap Demon!
  135.  
  136. >Trying to fill in the gap between a girl's thighs and her bloomers,
  137. >And getting arrested!
  138.  
  139. >Proposing that the magazine be published on Tuesdays to fill in the gap between Jump and Sunday,
  140. >And getting ignored at the board meeting!
  141.  
  142. >Filling in the gap between the bed and the floor,
  143. >And being reported to the police!
  144.  
  145. >But that doesn't accomplish anything at all!
  146.  
  147. >What was that?!
  148.  
  149. >Well, Kitsu-san is a pro at filling in gaps herself, after all.
  150.  
  151. >You've hurt my pride as a Gap Demon!
  152. >I'll find a gap somewhere and fill it up! That'll show you!
  153.  
  154. >Gap sighted!
  155. >Think I won't fill it?!
  156.  
  157. Page 10.
  158.  
  159. >How's that?! I filled your gap!
  160.  
  161. >Ah
  162. >Ah
  163. >Ah
  164. >Ah
  165.  
  166. >This isn't a gap! It's a part!
  167.  
  168. >Anyway, do you think I'm just going to let someone who put seaweed on my forehead continue to live?!
  169. >Come out here this instant!
  170.  
  171. >Poor Gap Demon...
  172.  
  173. >I wonder if someone will ever...
  174. >Fill the gap in his heart?
  175.  
  176. Page 11.
  177.  
  178. >All he can do is fill in gaps, but he can never fill in his own! I could cry...
  179.  
  180. >It's alright.
  181. >I can fill this gap for you.
  182.  
  183. >With the GaPillow®
  184.  
  185. >That's just a dakimakura like you could buy at any old anime store!
  186. >You Fraud!!
  187.  
  188. >It seems to be filling the gap in his heart, though.
  189.  
  190. >Aaah~
  191. >So comforting...
  192.  
  193. >I'm somehow... irritated.
  194.  
  195. >Quit lollygagging in that gap!
  196. >Get out of there already!
  197.  
  198. >Chiri-chan, no!
  199. >If you pull him out, it will create a gap!
  200.  
  201. >Eh?
  202.  
  203. Page 12.
  204.  
  205. >No matter how many I pull out, more gap demons keep appearing!
  206.  
  207. >Of course it does.
  208. >When you pull one out, another demon is born in the gap.
  209.  
  210. >And that is the bizarre story of our encounter with a gap.
  211.  
  212. >Please look around your own room very closely.
  213. >Yes, especially around your bookshelves.
  214.  
  215. >Are there perhaps any missing volumes?
  216.  
  217. >There may be a demon living in the gap.
  218. forehead: Buy it!
  219.  
  220. >Don't cause trouble for the neighbors too!
  221.  
  222. Page 13.
  223.  
  224. >What are you doing in there?
  225.  
  226. >It's fine.
  227.  
  228. >Everyone else says I just get in the way,
  229. >So I'll stay in here.
  230.  
  231. >Thats,
  232. >The Gap Demon's spot, silly.
  233.  
  234. >Come on.
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