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Shitty Oc Intro Olvari

Aug 12th, 2016
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  1. ==>Be sweeps in the past but not many
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  3. Your name is Ovlari Galena,which by the end of today you will make it known across all of Alternia
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  5. Today if your wriggling and you have just turned 5 sweeps old
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  7. You have a variety of interests but only one goal so lets skip to that shit
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  9. You are currently aboard your ship The Centurion for today is also the day you take your place as the rightful ruler of Alternia
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  11. Your eyes and mind are set on killing the person you hate most, who you are observing from across starboard Her Imperious Condescension
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  13. You can imagine her now sitting atop her throne with a big stupid grin across her face as her ship is roaring its cannons your way
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  15. Gaaah! Just thinking about it makes your blood pusher go into overdrive, you've had enough of this its time settle this once and for all
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  17. ==> Ovlari prepare your crew for boarding
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  19. You observe your crew or whats left of it
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  21. Suddenly another cannon booms and hurtles past your shoulder and obliterates your second in commands once intact thinkpan
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  23. Your pump biscuit skips a beat, you liked him, he was loyal to you until the end, even if he did bore you often with ''Planning and strategy''
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  25. Oh FUCKING DAMMIT You yell as hard as you can
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  27. Glancing around quickly you address all current crew EVERYONE WHO IS NOT CURRENTLY DIS-CEASED PICK YOURSELVES UP RIGHT NOW, WE ARE BOARDING THAT BITCH!(edited)
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  29. HELMSMAN You are basically just screaming at this point TO STARBOARD BOW RIGHT NOW AND CRASH INTO THEM! THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE!
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  31. The short stubby troll wearing a incredibly stupid pointy hat at the wheel looks at you as if you were completely insane, which isn't far from the truth but...
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  33. C-C-Cap'n? He questioningly asks
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  35. You don't have time for this shit
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  37. Reaching down you pick up a leg to some poor troll and fling it as hard as you can towards him DO IT NOW!
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  39. The leg bounces off the wheel and performs what you can only describe as an arquite pirouette off the fucking handle and launches itself far into the distance(edited)
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  41. A-aye cap'n!
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  43. ==> Ovlari give a motivational awe inspiring speech to your crew!
  44. Hahahaha fuck no
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  46. ==> Ovlari give a someone what encouraging speech?
  47. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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  49. ==> Ovlari give an ultimatum
  50. The Centurion turns and slams into HIC's royal ship
  51. EITHER DIE TO ME OR DIE FOR ME, LETS FUCKING DO THIS ALREADY!
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  53. You're crew to your surprise roars in cheers in response to this, they start tossing the boarding hooks across and begin anchoring them(edited)
  54. Where did i get these weirdos from? you mutter and a large mischievous grin spreads across your face
  55. Your pull out your trusty sword and shield from your strife specibus, assume your battle stance and prepare for the fight of your life
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