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Note: Names have been removed. Also, almost everything I say is a lie.

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19:16 - [PROTECTED NAME]: r u girl
19:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: no
19:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: protip
19:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: assume everyone on the internet is a guy
19:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: it's a lot easier that way
19:57 - [PROTECTED NAME]: pls be girl
19:57 - [PROTECTED NAME]: pretend you are my girlfriend online?
19:58 - [PROTECTED NAME]: cyber waifu
20:01 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: what
20:01 - [PROTECTED NAME]: be my pretend online gf
20:01 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: do you realize how desperate you sound right now
20:01 - [PROTECTED NAME]: talk dirty to me
20:01 - [PROTECTED NAME]: pls be girl
20:01 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Cleverbot can probably do a better job than me
20:02 - [PROTECTED NAME]: can I call you Helen?
20:02 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Ehh, Helen is kind of an old person name
20:02 - [PROTECTED NAME]: no Helen is dark hair dark eyes pale girl's name
20:02 - [PROTECTED NAME]: do you have tattoos, Helen?
20:02 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: No, I'm clean.
20:03 - [PROTECTED NAME]: piercings?
20:03 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: piercings are trashy
20:03 - [PROTECTED NAME]: are you a trashy girl or a classy lady
20:03 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Why not a classy girl?
20:03 - [PROTECTED NAME]: classy girl works also
20:04 - [PROTECTED NAME]: where do you work, Helen?
20:04 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Let's say I'm still a student, then
20:04 - [PROTECTED NAME]: oh, what are you studying?
20:04 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Hmm...Let's say Biology.
20:05 - [PROTECTED NAME] is now playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Click here to join.
20:05 - [PROTECTED NAME]: Oh Biology
20:05 - [PROTECTED NAME]: interesting, why are you studying biology?
20:05 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Because it's interesting
20:05 - [PROTECTED NAME]: How so?
20:06 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Well, it's good to learn how things work
20:06 - [PROTECTED NAME]: but that applies to everything
20:06 - [PROTECTED NAME]: so why biology
20:06 - [PROTECTED NAME]: not physics or psycholog or geology
20:06 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Because it relates directly to me I guess
20:06 - [PROTECTED NAME]: what do you mean?
20:07 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I can look at my hand and know how it works
20:07 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: That's my hand
20:07 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: it's different than physics which is a box on a table
20:07 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: or psychology which is all wishy washy and spookyish
20:07 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: or geology which is all dirty and dusty and rockyishy
20:07 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I see
20:07 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I mean
20:08 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I am studying psychology
20:08 - [PROTECTED NAME]: so
20:08 - [PROTECTED NAME]: but for me Id rather study physics and chemistry before bio
20:09 - [PROTECTED NAME]: what are you going to do with your newly earned knowledge
20:09 - [PROTECTED NAME]: about biology
20:09 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Save the world.
20:10 - [PROTECTED NAME]: from?
20:10 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: The aliens
20:11 - [PROTECTED NAME]: you believe in aliens?
20:11 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: lolno
20:11 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I'll probably just save the world from badly designed biological structures like the knee
20:11 - [PROTECTED NAME]: are knees really badly designed?
20:11 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: sort of
20:12 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: they seem to fail a lot
20:12 - [PROTECTED NAME]: how do you propose they fix them?
20:13 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Have you played the first Portal?
20:13 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Like that.
20:13 - [PROTECTED NAME]: no
20:13 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I didn't
20:13 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_Knee_Replacement
20:16 - [PROTECTED NAME]: so someone have already done the work for you, no?
20:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I guess
20:17 - [PROTECTED NAME]: therefore it's unnecessary you get into biology for that reason
20:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Not really unnecessary
20:17 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: It still hasn't been done
20:20 - [PROTECTED NAME]: true
20:22 - [PROTECTED NAME]: why not?
20:22 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Because nobody has added the springs yet
20:23 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: There are plenty of artificial knees
20:23 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: just no heel springs
20:25 - [PROTECTED NAME]: that's very ambitious of you, Helen.
20:25 - [PROTECTED NAME]: what size are your tits
20:25 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Well, they're not really that developed...
20:25 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Don't be so blunt!
20:28 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I like small tits on a girl
20:29 - [PROTECTED NAME]: would you like it if I choke you to the point you lose conciousness during sex?
20:30 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Not really
20:30 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I'd prefer getting held down by the wrists
20:30 - [PROTECTED NAME]: wrists on the wall?
20:30 - [PROTECTED NAME]: or on the ground?
20:31 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: hmm
20:31 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: maybe the wall...?
20:31 - [PROTECTED NAME]: hmm
20:31 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I can do that
20:32 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Okay then...
20:32 - [PROTECTED NAME]: what kind of music you into, helen?
20:33 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Well, dance music I guess
20:33 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: When no one's looking I play it and dance around my room
20:33 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: What about you?
20:33 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I do that too
20:34 - [PROTECTED NAME]: but sometimes I listen to heavier stuff and go on a more intense trip
20:34 - [PROTECTED NAME]: sometimes I am punching people sometimes I am being a hero
20:34 - [PROTECTED NAME]: you know how it is
20:34 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I'm actually curious about that
20:34 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: tell me more
20:35 - [PROTECTED NAME]: well you know sometimes I am imagine a scenario where I am at a bar and someone fucks with me and I beat the living shit out of them not caring about going to jail or what not
20:35 - [PROTECTED NAME]: sometimes I am a warrior fighting people with swords and shit
20:36 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: You're a rather violent daydreamer!
20:36 - [PROTECTED NAME]: No sometimes I am swimming or something
20:36 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Well swimmings nice
20:37 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Every time I dream about swimming I wake up
20:37 - [PROTECTED NAME]: how come?
20:38 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I dunno, the splashing and the wetness is kind of weird and I end up licking my blanket
20:38 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I always lick my blanket
20:38 - [PROTECTED NAME]: well, pillow
20:38 - [PROTECTED NAME]: well not lick it
20:38 - [PROTECTED NAME]: spit on it
20:38 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: eww..
20:39 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I usually just snuggle into my pillow
20:39 - [PROTECTED NAME]: sometimes bite it
20:39 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: biting's okay
20:40 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I don't think this is going to workout, Helen.
20:40 - [PROTECTED NAME] is now playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Click here to join.
20:40 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: well, if you say so
20:41 - [PROTECTED NAME]: its nothing personal
20:42 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Well, that's okay too
20:42 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I just don't think there's that connection
20:42 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Dude, you're trying to break up with a guy over Steam chat
20:42 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: You don't need to try that hard
20:43 - [PROTECTED NAME]: it's not you
20:43 - [PROTECTED NAME]: it's us
20:43 - [PROTECTED NAME]: together
20:43 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: Just say "I love you too, but we're not really meant for each other"
20:43 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: And then leave
20:43 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: It's really not that hard to do this without cliche
20:44 - [PROTECTED NAME]: no I don't love you
20:44 - [PROTECTED NAME]: I don't think I should
20:44 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: It was always just lust, never love
20:44 - ρєηтαєяутняιтσℓ тєтяαηιтяαтє: I'm okay with this
20:45 - [PROTECTED NAME]: love
20:45 - [PROTECTED NAME]: is likea  flower
20:46 - [PROTECTED NAME]: not all flowers smell good

And that's the end of that. For now. Ugh.