Horny Magic

>Day secret fan club belt in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Do that morning routine fo sheezy.
>Shitzzle, Showzzle, Shavzzle.
>After whatever that was you head downstairs for some breakfast.
>Fill up a bowl with some >rape, add some Sweetie Belle brand [spoiler]chocolate milk[/spoiler]
>As you dig into the treat, you hear an all too familiar knock on the door.
>You don't even feel like opening the door right now.
>Decide to try a different approach and just shout.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, FLUTTERSHY?"
>Hear a mumble come from the other side of the door, its not loud enough for you to hear though.
"I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!"
>The mumble returns, slightly louder now.
>You can make out a bit of what she is saying.
>"...-ease open.....door?"
"NOPE, IM AFRAID IM FAR TOO BUSY TO BE ABLE TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW, COME BACK LATER!"
>Laugh to yourself as you shove another spoonful of cereal into your mouth.
>Put your bowl in the sink after you finish eating to wash later.
>This was actualy the first time in a long while you got to finish your cereal before it got soggy due to being interrupted.
>You get a feeling that today is going to be a good day.
>Maybe a special day even.
>No idea why you feel like this though, its just a strange gut feeling.
>Decide to start this grand day by going to Sugarcube Corner and feast on donuts.
>All special days must involve mass consumtion of sugar in some way.
>Grab your wallet and keys and head for your front door.
>Open the door and step out into the world.
>Immediately trip and fall on your face.
>Get up and look behind you to see what you just tripped on.
>A sobbing Fluttershy is lying on your doorstep.
>Just get up and move along. Just leave her on the ground. Just get out of here and leave the rapist alon-
"You okay Fluttershy? I didn't expect you to still be here."
>You hate yourself sometimes.
>Fluttershy turns to you and wraps her hooves around you, clinging to you as she bursts into treats.
>"I-just-wanted-to-show-you-a-fetiiiiiiiiiish."
>Every word is interpunctuated with tearful sobs.
>"And-it-was-going-to-make-you-love-me-but-now-you-wooooon't."
>Even though she is your rapist, her crying is absolutely heartwrenching to listen to.
>Looks like you are going to be a nice guy instead of angry for once.
>You don't like it when you aren't angry.
"No- no.. it okay.. don't be cry"
>Awkwardly rub the back of her head and shoulders.
>Make a mental note to slap yourself later for what you are about to suggest.
"You could still do the fetish guess now?"
>Her eyes brighten up and she looks at you filled with joy.
>"Y-you mean it?"
".....Ofcourse..." you grit through your teeth.
>"W-well in that case.."
>She says this as suddenly a bear-shaped shadow falls over you.
>"Is faking sadness to lure you into dropping your guard your fetish?"
"Wut"
>Feel something strike you in the back of your head.
>Start to black out.
"Fucking..... Flutter..shy"

>After what feels like ages, you wake up tied up on a bed.
>Mondays, huh.
>Struggle against your bindings, but its all in vain.
>From the corner of your eye, you see the yellow rapist approaching.
>"Y-you're finally awake. G-good, now I can show you my love."
>Fluttershy jumps onto the bed and starts rubbing a hoof all over your chest.
>Gotta think of something fast to get this mare offa you.
"FLUTTERSHY WAIT!"
>Fluttershy is not waiting.
"FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
"WE CAN'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE...... BECAUSE I'M YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER!"
>Fluttershy halts for a second.
>"Y-you're my brother?"
"Yes! So we can't have sex, it would be incest!"
"Not to mention I have AIDS!"
"A-And.. And I just ate! I have to wait an hour or else I will get cramps!"
>Fluttershy looks at you pensively for a moment.
>You pulled out all the stops on your elaborate ruse, surely she will let you go now.
>"O-our love will conquer everything."
>Fuck.
>She continues rubbing all over your body with her hooves.
>She also moves her head down to your crotch and starts undoing your pants with her teeth.
>As she rubs against your crotch you feel a tingle in Anon Jr.
>Although your member also starts to harden, this doesn't feel like a regular dicktingle.
>You do your best to think unsexy thoughts, but before you know, you are at full mast, your dick burning with an intense tingling sensation.
>Fluttershy manages to undo your pants and your dick springs out and slaps her in the cheek.
>"Ooh.. s-someone's eager."
>As she takes your cock into her mouth, the tingling becomes too much to bear.
>Are you seriously going to cum this soon, from being sucked off by Fluttershy of all ponies?
>But this feels different though, you aren't going to cum, but still, some sort of release is incoming.
>You cannot help but thrust your hips upward.
>As you do, you hear a zapping sound, and Fluttershy is promptly blasted upwards off of your dick and into the ceiling.
>D-did you.. did you just shoot a laser out of your dick?
>AWESOME!
>Start thrusting your hips more, airjuggling Fluttershy with your dicklasers.
>You come to an awesome realisation.
>Coming to Equestria has given you unicorn magic in your dick!
>In between lasers to keep your air combo on Fluttershy going, you wave your penis to make the ropes binding you to the bed magically dissappear.
>Stop shooting lasers up at Fluttershy.
>As she falls down you sweep up your leg and bycicle kick her right in the mareparts, sending her flying through the window.
>Realise she had taken you to her house, so you just cuntpunted Fluttershy from your own home.
>You don't care though, you're a motherfucking wizard!
>You wiggle your dong around and teleport to the center of p0nyville.
>This news needs to be shared with the world.

>When you arrive, you see that the ponies had enough foresight to set up a stage and gather a crowd for your grand announcement.
>They even got the two princesses on stage to announce you.
>As you strut onto the stage in all your pantsless glory, you see purplesmart looking at you funnily.
>Take your place on stage next to Twilight.
>She whispers to you:
>"Anon what are you doing? You are ruining my big moment!"
"Your big moment? All these ponies are here to hear my big announcement!"
>"What are you talking about? I am about to become crowned princess, thats why they are here!"
>Oh yeah, the princess thingy..
>Wait.. was that today?
>Oh well, never mind. What you have to say is much more important than Twilights upgrade into ultimate sue anyways.
>Grab the microphone and adress the crowd of ponies.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"I know you are all very excited for the crowning of beloved p0nyville citizen Purple Autism."
>Twilight looks over at you angrily.
"But before we get to the main event, I want you all to look.. at what I can do."
>With that you twirl your meat around, magically starting a music track.
>You sensually dance around, ocasionally thrusting your hips and sending lasers flying over the crowd.
>After you finish the laser show, you speak in to the microphone again.
"Thank you for being a great audience. We will now return to the programme as scheduled."
>Step down from the stage.
>Princess Celestia trots over to the microphone and begins.
>"My loyal subjects, as you are all aware, we have gathered here today to see my prized student Twilight Sparkle be crowned as a princess."
>The crowd looks as if they don't really care, they probably only came for the free catering afterwards.
>"And I'm sure you will all agree with me, when I say that that event will not take place today."
>The ponies murmer with confusion, you see Twilight has a look of shock and confusion on her face.
>"For the display we have just seen clearly proves that the one worthy of becoming royalty, is Anon!"
>There are now excited noises coming from the crowd.
>You see Twilight faint.
>"So come up Anon, get on stage, you marvellous bastard!"
>You don't need to be told twice.
>Under loud cheers from the onlookers, you jog onto stage and give your acceptance speech.
"And remember to stay in school!"
>After the speech and the celebrations you are transformed into an Alihuman.
>You have wings now, its pretty cool.
>Now you spend your days in Canterlot castle, ruling over Equestria with an iron fist [spoiler]and dick[/spoiler].
>The only annoying part is that every hour another fucking letter appears in front of you in a puff of green smoke.
>Twilight is spamming you with hatemail.
>You don't really care that much, life is pretty good.
>After all, you're not
>Fucking Fluttershy.