on *:TEXT:!rps *:#: {
  if ($nick isop #) {
    if ($2 == scissors) { PAPER --- You win.... again. Stupid cheating mods. } { HALT }
    if ($2 == paper) { ROCK --- You win.... again. Stupid cheating mods. } { HALT }
    if ($2 == rock) { SCISSORS --- You win.... again. Stupid cheating mods. } { HALT }
  else
    if ($2 == scissors) {
      var %scissors = $rand(1,3)
      if (%scissors == 1) {
        msg $chan ROCK -- Rock beats Scissors! You lose, $upper $nick
        msg $chan .timeout $nick 2
      }
      if (%scissors == 2) { msg $chan PAPER -- Hmm... You win this time, $upper $nick }
      if (%scissors == 3) { msg $chan SCISSORS -- It's a draw. }
    }
    if ($2 == paper) {
      var %paper = $rand(1,3)
      if (%paper == 1) {
        msg $chan SCISSORS -- Scissors beats Paper! You lose, $upper $nick
        msg $chan .timeout $nick 2
      }
      if (%paper == 2) { msg $chan ROCK -- Hmm... You win this time, $upper $nick }
      if (%paper == 3) { msg $chan PAPER -- It's a draw. }
    }
    if ($2 == rock) {
      var %rock = $rand(1,3)
      if (%rock == 1) {
        msg $chan PAPER -- PAPER beats Rock! You lose, $upper $nick
        msg $chan .timeout $nick 2
      }
      if (%rock == 2) { msg $chan SCISSORS -- Hmm... You win this time, $upper $nick }
      if (%rock == 3) { msg $chan ROCK -- It's a draw. }
    }
  }
}