Interview with a SchizophreniENT at a [7]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like politics.
Stranger: Greetings
You: hi there
You: Interested in politics eh? what be yer homeland
Stranger: I'm from Chicago
You: I'm from Delaware
You: Used to be apathetic about politics
You: then I learned that of the 535 members of congress, only 1 of them is willing to admin they're an atheist
You: admit*
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: My skype name is [deleted]
Stranger: You have already succeeded in interesting me, congratulations
You: hahaha
You: this is my first time on this site, i consider that an accomplishment of some sort
Stranger: It is
You: lol
Stranger: I spend a lot of time on this site
Stranger: I am a prophet of the living God, so atheism is not an option for me
Stranger: But I have no problem with atheists
Stranger: Nor does God
You: :)
You: that's what i like to hear
You: unfortunately, atheists are the most hated minority in the US :(
Stranger: Misunderstood, I suppose
You: indeed
Stranger: Or perhaps many people have met a few smug ones
You: i would imagine that is true, given that not many people are outspoken about being atheist
You: accordingly, those who are willing to talk about being atheists aren't shy about it at all
You: and i can see how that could lead to smugness of sorts
Stranger: It is easy for the bright to become easily over-impressed with their own intelligence
You: definitely
Stranger: Whereas those of who know His power are amazed and somewhat repulsed by their pretensions
You: ouch :-/
Stranger: Men are children
You: when you say you know of His power and are amazed, I can go right back to your "it is easy for the bright to become easily over-impressed with their own intelligence"
Stranger: Yes, you can say that because you believe I have fooled myself into believing in Him
Stranger: But I tell you that He has proved Himself to me a thousand times over
You: hmm
You: interesting
Stranger: I am special, understand
Stranger: He does not prove Himself to most people
Stranger: Most are called to be patient
Stranger: But I am His chosen and called prophet
Stranger: I speak for Him on Earth, and there are privileges and responsibilities afforded to me
You: does he speak to you?
Stranger: Yes
You: I wish I had a voice in my head
You: that's not meant to be an insult
Stranger: Wise men used to aspire to a voice in their head
Stranger: Philosophers
You: :)
Stranger: Thousands of years ago
You: my minor in philosophy has done me well
Stranger: Shamans still appreciate them
You: can you enlighten me about Shamans at all?
Stranger: Shamans are, like me, called spiritual leaders of their people
Stranger: They act as conduits between heaven and Earth
Stranger: Using their connections to heal and provide information
You: interesting
Stranger: One does not choose to be a shaman
Stranger: It is always something one is called to by a crisis
Stranger: One must become deathly ill and face the limits of human imagination
Stranger: And survive
Stranger: And come back
Stranger: And learn
You: there's an alternative
You: at least in my opinion
You: called an 'ego-death'
Stranger: That is true
Stranger: I have experienced several ego-deaths, before my calling
You: which Shamans can have as well correct?
Stranger: Yes
You: i have only had a single ego-death
Stranger: Tell me about that
You: okay
You: before I start, i just want to say that this was via a powerful hallucinogenic
Stranger: I assumed
You: :)
You: Ever hear of DMT?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I have shamanic aspirations; all psychedelic substances are on my agenda for consumption
You: :)
Stranger: Remember my skype
Stranger: [deleted]
You: Let me start by saying that most things you hear about DMT are true
You: haha alright
You: I'll preface this by saying that the only other drugs I had taken prior to DMT were marijuana, cocaine, salvia, and mushrooms
You: hadnt done lsd or anything so i wasnt sure what to expect
You: anyway, our method of ingestion was simply
You: a decent amount of DMT sprinkled over a healthy bowl of weed
You: smoked out of a bong
You: assuming you've smoked weed before?
Stranger: Yes
You: good ;)
You: anyway
You: I torched the entire bowl in one hit
You: and immediately felt the effects
You: after about 3 seconds, i had the urge to recline in the Lazy boy i was in
You: and as i was putting the bong down,
You: i saw 4 entities looking at me
You: each holding a bong
You: basically offering it to me
You: like saying, hey SMOKE THIS SHIT
You: it was symmetrical to in a sense
You: too*
Stranger: Were the entities you?
You: No
You: definitely not
Stranger: Were the bongs identical?
You: yes
You: they were all identical
Stranger: What color?
You: let me think
You: this was quite some time ago
You: about a year, actually
You: very hard to remember
Stranger: I was called by God about a year ago
You: since it's all kind of like a dream
You: anywho
You: there were a lot of intense visuals after that
You: very geometric
You: outrageously vibrant colors
Stranger: Nice choice of words
You: thanks
You: trying to remember other details
Stranger: Let them come to you
You: saw more entities towards the end of my trip
You: trying to remember if there was anything before them that I'm forgetting
Stranger: Did you hear anything?
You: not really
You: and it's not like the entities were talking to me
You: i could kind of feel their thoughts
You: without them speaking
You: telepathically speaking to me, if you will
Stranger: I will
You: so towards the end of the trip, i see these four alien like guys looking down on me
You: i think i'm really tense at this point
You: because A, i've kinda forgotten to breath, and my heart is racing
You: so i cool down and take a few breaths and relax
You: and i'm mad chill at that point
You: and at some point
You: the alien dudes start saying
You: dude, just stop doing everything and listen to us
You: we're gonna show you the world
Stranger: Yes
You: and finally at some point I exhale and just cave in to their demands
You: and I go back to the crazy visuals
You: trying to think of a good way to describe this
You: bear with me
You: bare? idk
Stranger: I'm here
You: it feels as though time and space are interconnected
You: almost like time and light is another dimension
You: feel free to keep tying to interupt me
You: gives me time to think and remember :)
You: but basically
You: at some point I come to this realization and just completely let myself go
You: and I feel the four alien dudes intertwine with my body
You: and I feel a million more times relaxed than before
You: that make any sense? lol
Stranger: Yes
You: definitely an eye opener nonetheless
You: hard to explain but I kinda had a new appreciation for life
You: I still take things for granted, as does everyone, but I reflect on everything a lot more
Stranger: Nice
You: Most definitely the best experience I've ever had with any drug
You: and I smoke weed on a daily basis, lol
Stranger: As one should
You: :)
You: any questions?
You: im trying to remember more details
You: but DMT is the same stuff that makes you dream, hence it's all a blur
Stranger: I receive many visions from God in my dreams
Stranger: And have trouble remembering them, of course
You: yea
You: are you lucid during these visions?
Stranger: Something like that
Stranger: There are levels of lucidity
Stranger: And I have multiple personalities with which to be lucid
You: can you elaborate?
Stranger: Which part is unclear?
You: well
You: my understanding of a lucid dream
You: is one where I realize that I am dreaming
You: and hence, I become in control of my dream
You: God, in a sense
You: I can do whatever and build whatever
You: so I'm a bit confused as to what you mean by 'different levels and personalities' to with which be lucid
Stranger: When I realize that I am dreaming, I sit back and observe the situation and try to grasp what is being taught to me and how it is being demonstrated
Stranger: I do not attempt to control the dream
Stranger: Unless it is a sex dream
You: When I realize that I am dreaming, I stand up and overturn my desk if I'm being taught ;)
You: although i can never tell if I'm in a highschool or college classroom
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: I'm often a professor in my dreams
Stranger: An extension of my work as a prophet here and my work as a shaman on other levels
You: is being a 'prophet' your job or is there another name for it?
You: in the real world, not your dreams, that is
Stranger: In the real world, prophet is the best word to name my job
You: Do Tarot cards interest you?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: They are a method for communicating with the divine
Stranger: But, then, so is everything else
You: how so?
Stranger: Jesus noted that no two sparrows fall without our Father being aware of it
Stranger: He is here, watching and understanding us
You: debatable
You: sorry :P
Stranger: Again: I have no choice as to my understanding of His presence
Stranger: You do, and I respect that
You: Sorry, it's weird that I feel obligated to be respectful when it comes to stating my opinion on God
Stranger: I am a prophet on the same order as, say, Moses or Abraham
Stranger: It is normal and righteous of you to feel a respect for me
You: not to burst your bubble, but it's not just you
You: i feel that way about everyone
You: Some people take religion extremely seriously, hence us atheists need to tread carefully
You: example, had I been born in the bible belt and been an atheist at 15, there's a decent chance my family would have disowned me if I spoke out against my family's god
You: thankfully though, my parents respected my opinion enough
Stranger: I have no religion
You: are you a prophet for a specific religion
You: i pressed enter
You: just so you could see what i was typing
You: preanswered my question! you must be a prophet! :P
Stranger: I am His prophet, He is not "my" God
Stranger: He owns me, not the other way around
You: hmm
Stranger: He may direct me to speak to members of any faith He pleases
Stranger: And I will
You: I like you better than religious folk :)
Stranger: You are perceptive
You: Since you have no religion, what do you think of the other prophets?
Stranger: It is not for me to speak against God's anointed
You: you don't need to speak "against" them
Stranger: I aspire to the glory of, say, Elijah
Stranger: Who did not taste death but was carried into heaven on a chariot
You: interesting perspective
Stranger: I have a great deal of respect for Joseph Smith, who founded the church of Mormon
Stranger: He was a legitimate prophet, even if his church is today less than my ideal
You: what makes him legit?
Stranger: God
You: ..
You: Obviously you can see why I would need a bit more than that..
Stranger: Obviously you should be able to understand why there is no more than that
Stranger: IF God is real, it follows that HE is what makes ANY prophet legitimate
You: And if he isn't real, as is my belief, then he can't make any prophet legitimate because he doesn't exist
Stranger: Obviously
You: Soo what makes you or him more a prophet
You: than say
You: a man who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster deity, who is his God
You: who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's prophet
You: he claims it, I can't disprove it
You: what makes him legit?
Stranger: The Earth orbits the sun and the sun orbits the black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy. That black hole orbits an intergalactic axis. The center of that axis rotates a still grander level of organization. God, our Father, is the author and creator of all of it at every level in every dimension.
Stranger: We are His beloved children
Stranger: There are indeed aliens, and they can reach out through space and time through His power and communicate with us when we use certain psychedelic drugs
You: interesting perspective
You: that would be awesome if we could communicate with aliens when we were tripping
You: it'd be cool if they had to be tripping on some crazy substance on their planet or whatever they live on as well
You: or if it had to be DMT specifically lol
Stranger: That's a very complicated subject
You: in theory, yea
You: unless God has specifically mentioned this to you, in which case I am most definitely interested in hearing more
Stranger: He just did
You: given my experiences
Stranger: But He is not inclined to say more on the subject right now
You: Ahh
You: what did he say to you?
Stranger: What I forwarded to you
You: gotcha
Stranger: Do you know who Jesus is?
You: I have some understanding of the Jesus figure that is quite popular today
Stranger: God decided that He wanted to understand us better
Stranger: So He was born to a woman and lived a normal human life and then He began to minister for three years
Stranger: He was killed
Stranger: He died
Stranger: He resurrected three days later
Stranger: Today He reigns at the right hand of our Father in Heaven
Stranger: And one day, after I die, He will return to Earth and rule
You: Must it be after you die?
Stranger: After I die, yes, but not before everyone living today dies
Stranger: It is possible that you will live to see it
You: how old are you? lol
Stranger: 23
Stranger: This message is as important for you to hear as what I said about the aliens before
Stranger: God wants you to know everything, but you must learn things in their proper context and order
You: interesting, i was born in 88 as well
You: interesting that we should learn about these alien things at around the same time :)
You: I feel like we're the only 2 people on earth who know this
You: if it is indeed true
Stranger: He brought you to me for a reason
You: in your opinion
You: could all be a gigantic coincidence
You: although I'm certainly happy with how this conversation has gone
Stranger: You are perceptive
You: I want to say something to you that may or may not offend you
You: but I've been holding it in
Stranger: Go on
You: I think you're crazy
Stranger: Understandable
You: Yet despite that I want to keep talking to you haha
Stranger: Of course
You: It's just an interesting perspective
You: because anytime you refer to God, I think of you
You: not that you are a God in a sense
You: but rather, these are your own individual thoughts
You: hence I take them as your perspective
Stranger: It is true that I am an imperfect vessel
Stranger: If I retain my humility I remain most useful to Him
You: Do you think that ages ago, people could live for hundreds of years?
Stranger: People can live for hundreds of years today, if they lived properly
You: lol
Stranger: The issue is miracles, friend
Stranger: Either you believe in miracles or you do not
You: fair enough, i can see your perspective
You: is God infinite?
Stranger: Define the question
Stranger: Earth is not worth living on for hundreds of years today; it is better to put in one's decades and then proceed to heaven
Stranger: In times past, Earth was more paradisical and one could take one's time and enjoy it for centuries
You: instead of blathering on about how i think that time is a dimension
You: ill cut to the chase
You: who created God?
You: or has he existed infinitely?
You: which seems to be the excuse for most religious folk
Stranger: In the sense that God was created He was created by His parent(s)
Stranger: Similarly to how He created us, His beloved children
You: that whole virgin birth story makes my head want to explode, btw
Stranger: The issue is profoundly complicated, human language does not lend itself to accurate talk of it
You: surely you can understand why I would think that's just a cop out
You: keep coming back to miracles :-/
Stranger: The virgin birth was an accommodation for Mary, as well as a mark of Jesus' singular status
Stranger: Mary was visited by angels from a young age
Stranger: Even back in that day, that was the mark of a crazy person
Stranger: God makes up for the trials He puts us through
Stranger: In her case, she was blessed with a miraculous birth
Stranger: A virgin birth was proof to her that she was not crazy
You: Surely you can see it from my perspective
Stranger: I can try
Stranger: And I can remember
Stranger: And God whispers in my ear
You: as an atheist
You: I do not believe in the virgin birth, in any God, or in any miracles
You: i believe in coincidences
You: I need to see proof
You: you have seen proof
You: you see proof all the time
You: you hear proof
You: I don't get proof and I don't think I ever will
You: I'd imagine you understand my doubts?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: What are the odds that you would find me here on omegle of all places?
You: I'd say about 1 in 21,485
You: or, 1 in however many people have politics as an interest :)
Stranger: You said this is your first time on Omegle, perhaps you are unaware of the number of trolls
You: you could still be a troll
Stranger: I sit in a den of thieves waiting for the honest man
You: you could just be like, haha I was just kidding about everything
You: and that would be the ultimate, dedicated troll
Stranger: I lost all my friends after my call
Stranger: Because they came to believe that I have become an ultimate, dedicated troll
You: in real life
You: that's sad :(
You: not that he spoke to you, but rather you lost so many friends
Stranger: It happens
You: not often
Stranger: I will have better friends in time, ones who love me more sincerely
You: Do you have a paying job? if you dont mind me asking
Stranger: That is part of why I sit on omegle: to collect pen pals and, best case scenario, friends that I may draw towards me
Stranger: God pays me
You: Do you have a job that pays with a currency?
Stranger: God pays me with human currency
Stranger: So that I may shop in human markets
Stranger: U.S. dollars, in point of fact
You: God pays you with US Dollars?
Stranger: Finally a miracle has your interest
You: I wouldnt call it a miracle
You: unfortunately it happens all of the time, no offense
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: God doesn't call it a miracle either, interestingly
You: to elaborate.. I don't think all prophets are true prophets
Stranger: He just told me that
You: What say you of other prophets who receive money?
You: personally, I am not a fan
You: you havent told me how God gives you this money, so I am not including you in that judgement
Stranger: It is important to lay up one's treasures in heaven
Stranger: He has made me rich on Earth, but my true treasure is in heaven
You: I'm sorry but that quote just makes me want to look up one prophet I am familiar with
Stranger: Jesus?
You: haha no, unfortunately
You: it was a prophet from the movie Religulous
You: it was basically some guy claiming to be God, and people gave him a ton of money for it
You: from an atheists perspective, you can understand why I wouldn't be a fan of any prophet taking money from other people in the name of their God
Stranger: I don't ask for or receive money from humans
You: I never said you did
You: hence why I said I excluded you from my judgement of prophets that are made rich by 'God'
You: because I still don't know how God has made you rich
You: [deleted] right? in case we get disconnected
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: If we become close we can talk about it
You: fair enough
You: I find your story fascinating
You: but ultimately, your story (in my humble opinion) not God's
Stranger: It is of course my story
You: by your story
You: I should clarify that I mean your creation, not Gods
Stranger: It is also my creation
You: ...
Stranger: I believe what you wish to reiterate is that "he is not real"
You: not necessarily that he is not real
You: but rather
You: I am under the impression that he is not real
You: I'm an agnostic atheist
You: I don't know for a fact whether He does or does not exist
Stranger: Okay
You: So when I say your story, I don't mean that it is both yours and his story
You: So after God spoke to you
You: and your friends left you
You: what happened with your family?
Stranger: Their faith was tested
Stranger: And eventually vindicated
Stranger: Jesus noted that no prophet is welcome on his own hometurf
Stranger: It is difficult for the people who knew me before my call to relate to me now, because they have a hard time understanding my connection with the divine
Stranger: It is the inverse situation of a person becoming President, where suddenly he can only trust who he has always known
Stranger: Instead, I meet new people and learn to trust them over time as they know me from the beginning as I am
You: I want to dig up a quote, but I would imagine you know it
You: He also said something along the lines of never turning your back on a family member
Stranger: Yes
You: Now I'm interested in the interpretation of the bible
You: which I would imagine is like every other religious person I know
You: in your interpretation*
Stranger: No
Stranger: I have a mystical understanding of the Bible
Stranger: I read it and can perceive deeper levels of meaning not apparent or available to others
You: mhmm
You: so what say you of the atrocities?
You: or the hypocrisies?
Stranger: Do you have some in mind?
You: plenty
You: more time than we have, since I have to work in 12 hours
You: lol
Stranger: It seems like there will be more conversations
You: Perhaps
You: I don't like how in the Bible God kills roughly over two million people
You: whereas Satan kills around 10
You: and will accept me in the afterlife no matter what I have done
Stranger: It helps to understand that God does not see death as a bad thing to do to someone
Stranger: It is sometimes useful as instructive to those left behind
You: clearly we have different definitions of the term God
You: I was under the impression that God was benevolent
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Death is not a bad thing
You: I agree
You: Murder is, however.
Stranger: God cannot murder
Stranger: He is entitled to call home whomever He wishes at the timing and circumstances of His choosing
Stranger: No one has ever died and regretted it
You: if god cannot murder, as you claim
You: then what happened at Sodom and gomorrah
Stranger: A lesson in hospitality
Stranger: I am gay, if I haven't mentioned that before
You: you hadn't, continue
You: unless that was it?
Stranger: It was
Stranger: But, the men of those towns were killed as a lesson to those left behind on the consequences of bad manners
You: if they were killed
You: who killed them?
Stranger: God
You: yet it's not murder in your opinion.. this is one of those times where my head wants to explode
Stranger: Murder is a word used to describe a specific legal crime
Stranger: God wrote the universe, He is entitled to call home whomever He wishes whenever He wishes for whatever reason He wishes
Stranger: It is a great honor and privilege to be called home
You: anddd we're back to the technicalities
Stranger: Its not a technicality
You: well principles, then
You: phone call, one sec
Stranger: Take your time
You: speakerphone
You: this takes priority
Stranger: There are two principle reasons why it is said that killing a man is wrong (outside of God's commandment to not do so): killing someone ends his life, and killing someone harms the ones who loved him and will now miss him
Stranger: The first assumption is false; death is not the end but the beginning of life
Stranger: The second fact is part of what makes life life; people die, it happens
You: back, sorry
Stranger: Nothing to be sorry about
You: I do apologize too much.
You: in your opinion the first assumption is false
You: personally, i think that the afterlife is the same thing as pre-birth
You: millions of years of nothingness
Stranger: You cannot remember pre-birth
Stranger: But it was actually a good time for you
You: I don't think it would be too much fun in my fathers testicles
You: :P
Stranger: Only half of your genetic material was lodged there
You: true
You: but I believe that I didn't exist before birth
You: hence remembering it is impossible
Stranger: Are you familiar with Plato's allegory of the cave?
You: no i am not
Stranger: Its worth looking up; the basic idea is that there is a distinction between shadows and the object that causes the shadow
Stranger: Your life on Earth is a shadow cast by an object and that object is your soul in Heaven
You: interesting idea
You: that second bit is your idea, not plato's correct?
Stranger: The second bit is a revelation
You: interesting
You: As a homosexual, what are your thoughts on the bible and gay marriage?
You: Personally, this is one of those subjects that makes me hate the presence of religion in politics
Stranger: "Homosexual" sounds like a condition
You: yet it's just as politically correct as gay, right?
Stranger: Its always an individual judgment
Stranger: I prefer gay or queer
You: really? queer is the most derogatory of the 3, imo
You: I guess that's because of the 3, that one is the most "insulting"
You: IMO, that is
You: In my opinion as a straight guy, that is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.