Grundig the alicorn

"My name is Princess Celestia. Are you a princess too?"

"NO!" Said Grundig, as she hit Princess Celestia's cutie mark again.

"My wings are so pretty!"

"MINE ARE BETTER!"

"I wish you wouldn't keep hitting my flank like that, cousin." Princess Celestia proclaimed, "You know what happens with that strange- LET'S FLY TO THE CASTLE!"

"OKAY!"

Grundig uses her wings to carry Princess Celestia helplessly to the castle. Which castle? Why the castle of old TVs of course!

"Grundig, my beloved cousin, how are you able to overpower me so well?"

Grundig's brown muzzle smiled, as her horn's magic took the bearing of Celestia, her wings continuing to carry them both. "You may have the power of the
sun... But I can harness the power of cathode ray tubes! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

And then the ceiling fell, and they were trapped, and not able to kill.

"NO!" Luna shouted, "Grundig was meant to eat the magical king of York and save the planet! How could Celestia be so foolish to let her lecture the ponies
of Germany on cheap outdated technology?"

Luna then went to shave Blueblood's mane and sell it to Fancy Pants. Fancy Pants sold it to Filthy Rich and Filthy Rich used it to cook his broccoli.

Grundig, the brown Alicorn of televisions, broke the fallen ceiling so hard it made the baby Jesus cry into Mohammed's uterus.
Celestia was saved!

"I love you Grundig!"
"But Celestia my cousin, we cannot love! We are related!"
"Then let's go to Birmingham to marry!"

So they did. And Twilight bought them a bucket of shrimp, and they lived happily ever after.