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  1. Dec 28 16:24:04 <DamienLunas> When we last left our heroes, Mira had passed out exhausted at Martha's orphanage.
  2. Dec 28 16:24:49 <DamienLunas> The others went to scavenge for a bit without her, and found a decent haul of antiques
  3. Dec 28 16:25:44 <DamienLunas> having become satisfied with their findings, they decided to return early for her sake, bringing her back to the mansion.
  4. Dec 28 16:26:28 <DamienLunas> However, in her slumber she let out some odd mutterings whose meaning remains currently unknown...
  5. Dec 28 16:27:29 <DamienLunas> All the while, the fight with the S-Squad looms on the horizon
  6. Dec 28 16:28:07 <DamienLunas> Thursday draws to a close with mira sleeping relatively soundly in her bed, unable to be woken
  7. Dec 28 16:28:34 <DamienLunas> And after a good night's rest for all of you
  8. Dec 28 16:28:54 <DamienLunas> the day would be Friday, and the group would be ready to hunt for some new additions to their team on the advice of the young boy.
  9. Dec 28 16:29:02 <DamienLunas> ... Or so they thought...
  10. Dec 28 16:29:09 <DamienLunas> (six give me a perception check)
  11. Dec 28 16:29:15 <Six> 1d20-2
  12. Dec 28 16:29:15 <RichterBelmont> Six, 1d20-2: 15 [1d20=17]
  13. Dec 28 16:29:43 <DamienLunas> (Arthur give me one too)
  14. Dec 28 16:29:53 <Arthur> 1d20
  15. Dec 28 16:29:54 <RichterBelmont> Arthur, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  16. Dec 28 16:30:09 * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  17. Dec 28 16:30:20 <Hope> (brb)
  18. Dec 28 16:31:39 <Arthur> (Can I just read her mind.)
  19. Dec 28 16:32:09 <DamienLunas> (you want to try to read Mira's mind?)
  20. Dec 28 16:32:33 <Arthur> (Yes. I'm assuming he can sense something really off about her and it's probably getting to him)
  21. Dec 28 16:32:45 <DamienLunas> (okie dokie. Mira, roll a wisdom check.)
  22. Dec 28 16:32:50 <Mira> 1d20+6
  23. Dec 28 16:32:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+6: 11 [1d20=5]
  24. Dec 28 16:33:02  Arthur folds his arms and glares at the sleeping figure.
  25. Dec 28 16:33:09 <Arthur> "...Does she always do this?"
  26. Dec 28 16:33:55 <Saru> "Well... pretty much."
  27. Dec 28 16:34:04 <Saru> "Been worse lately, though."
  28. Dec 28 16:34:25 <DamienLunas> (please note it is night.)
  29. Dec 28 16:34:42 <DamienLunas> (as in around midnight)
  30. Dec 28 16:34:45 <Arthur> "Hmph. Don't like it. Then again, her in general..."
  31. Dec 28 16:34:58 <DamienLunas> (arthur hold on a moment.)
  32. Dec 28 16:35:02 <DamienLunas> (I need to retrieve something.)
  33. Dec 28 16:35:05 <Saru> "What about her in general?"
  34. Dec 28 16:35:25 <Arthur> "She doesn't feel weird to you?"
  35. Dec 28 16:35:38 <DamienLunas> (no seriously, don't talk for a bit.)
  36. Dec 28 16:35:48  Saru scratches his head. "No. She's just Mira."
  37. Dec 28 16:35:50 <Saru> (sorry)
  38. Dec 28 16:37:22 <DamienLunas> (I was actually referring to arthur. Damn it I no longer have logs for it!)
  39. Dec 28 16:37:31 <DamienLunas> (oh well. Time to improvise~)
  40. Dec 28 16:39:44 <Arthur> "Repellent, in a sense? I have no clue why, but she gives me this s--SDKLJFBSDKJGDFGD. Ow. Ow ow ow. See, just like that. What is going ON with that brain."
  41. Dec 28 16:40:52 <Saru> "Mira's just Mira. She's a good friend."
  42. Dec 28 16:41:03  Arthur puts his hand to his eyes and takes in a sharp breath through his teeth. "That THING! Stop it stop it stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit"
  43. Dec 28 16:41:50 <Saru> "Stop what?"
  44. Dec 28 16:42:22  Saru grabs Arthur and shakes him. "Get a hold or yourself, man!"
  45. Dec 28 16:42:27 <Hope> (Back)
  46. Dec 28 16:42:37  Arthur bats around wildly with his hand and babbles nonsense.
  47. Dec 28 16:44:07  Hope goes down to where everyone else is at
  48. Dec 28 16:44:09 <Six> 1d20-2
  49. Dec 28 16:44:09  Arthur pushes himself away, gasping for air. Breaths begin to come out as coughs, one with a bit of blood. "I s-saw it."
  50. Dec 28 16:44:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 5 [1d20=7]
  51. Dec 28 16:44:38 <Saru> "Saw what? What are you talking about?"
  52. Dec 28 16:45:19  Arthur starts half mumbling out answers as he wipes his mouth. "The thing that...my eye."
  53. Dec 28 16:45:41 <Saru> "The thing that took your eye?"
  54. Dec 28 16:45:49 <Arthur> "Took is one word."
  55. Dec 28 16:47:19 <Saru> "I don't know what's going on here."
  56. Dec 28 16:47:21  Arthur tosses open the door and starts heading to his proper room. "There's something wrong with that girl."
  57. Dec 28 16:48:15  Hope raises an eyebrow.
  58. Dec 28 16:48:17 <DamienLunas> Arthur doesn't seem to be doing so well. The way his body is trembling it looks like he's utterly exhausted
  59. Dec 28 16:48:45 <Hope> "Well, that's one way to start your morning."
  60. Dec 28 16:48:53 <Six> 1d20
  61. Dec 28 16:48:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  62. Dec 28 16:48:59 <Six> (-2)
  63. Dec 28 16:49:17 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  64. Dec 28 16:49:18 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  65. Dec 28 16:51:13 <DamienLunas> (again: it is midnight.)
  66. Dec 28 16:52:24  Saru shakes his head, and goes downstairs to spend some time thinking about what to do next.
  67. Dec 28 16:52:33 <DamienLunas> everyone that's not mira and six roll perception
  68. Dec 28 16:52:40 <Arthur> 1d20
  69. Dec 28 16:52:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  70. Dec 28 16:52:49 <Saru> 1d20-3
  71. Dec 28 16:52:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-3: 17 [1d20=20]
  72. Dec 28 16:53:09 <Arthur> (this is some form of witchcraft)
  73. Dec 28 16:53:12 <DamienLunas> Saru, you hear six violently swearing from his room.
  74. Dec 28 16:53:21 <Hope> 1d20+6
  75. Dec 28 16:53:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 10 [1d20=4]
  76. Dec 28 16:53:30 <DamienLunas> Hope does not.
  77. Dec 28 16:54:11  Saru goes over. "You all right there, Six?"
  78. Dec 28 16:55:01 <DamienLunas> (do you open the door to the room?)
  79. Dec 28 16:55:04  Six calls out from his room. "I'M FINE."
  80. Dec 28 16:55:25 <Saru> "Okay."
  81. Dec 28 16:55:31  Saru shrugs and wanders off.
  82. Dec 28 16:56:09 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  83. Dec 28 16:56:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  84. Dec 28 16:56:11  Hope stays with Mira.
  85. Dec 28 16:58:19 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  86. Dec 28 16:58:20 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  87. Dec 28 16:58:27 <Arthur> (WHAT IS GOING ON)
  88. Dec 28 16:59:34  Saru eventually wanders back to check on Mira and Hope. Seems to be having trouble sleeping - stuff is getting to complicated.
  89. Dec 28 17:00:45  Hope raises an eyebrow at Saru
  90. Dec 28 17:01:12 <Six> 1d20
  91. Dec 28 17:01:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  92. Dec 28 17:01:26 <Six> 3d12+30
  93. Dec 28 17:01:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 3d12+30: 47 [3d12=3,12,2]
  94. Dec 28 17:01:37  Saru shrugs and finds a place to flop down. "Things are getting too complicated for me. All this stuff Arthur talks about, and now Mira... I like it when I just have an enemy or a problem in front of me so I can take it head on."
  95. Dec 28 17:03:23 <Hope> "Life is less complicated that way." She agrees.
  96. Dec 28 17:05:21 <Six> 1d20
  97. Dec 28 17:05:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  98. Dec 28 17:05:41 <Six> 3d12+30 if that hits
  99. Dec 28 17:05:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, if that hits: 55 [3d12=10,6,9]
  100. Dec 28 17:06:30 <Hope> (To clarify, Mira is still asleep?)
  101. Dec 28 17:07:51 <Mira> (I believe so)
  102. Dec 28 17:08:12 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  103. Dec 28 17:08:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  104. Dec 28 17:08:51 <DamienLunas> (if you're wondering what's going on, he's having a pillow fight)
  105. Dec 28 17:09:24 <Six> 1d100 dicemaid don't bitch out on me
  106. Dec 28 17:09:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, dicemaid don't bitch out on me: 35 [1d100=35]
  107. Dec 28 17:09:27  Hope runs a hand on Mira's head as she sits on the edge of the bed. "Can't help but be worried, though. What if something IS wrong?"
  108. Dec 28 17:10:36 <Arthur> (was that a death roll six)
  109. Dec 28 17:10:52  Mira frowns and mutters something incomprehensible
  110. Dec 28 17:11:11 <Saru> "I don't what to do to help her though."
  111. Dec 28 17:11:43 <Six> (Yes. Pillow fights are dangerous)
  112. Dec 28 17:11:51 <DamienLunas> (six pillow fights fucking hardcore.)
  113. Dec 28 17:11:55 <DamienLunas> (he just doesn't fuck around)
  114. Dec 28 17:13:19 <DamienLunas> (anyway, we can all proceed to the next day now that six has finished his pillow fight)
  115. Dec 28 17:13:31 <DamienLunas> (and Arthur has been given his small salary of rape dollars.)
  116. Dec 28 17:13:36  Six comes out of his room, panting, covered in bits of pillow fluff, and with leaves in his hair.
  117. Dec 28 17:16:24 <DamienLunas> (saru? hope? anyone?)
  118. Dec 28 17:17:02 <Hope> (Hrm?)
  119. Dec 28 17:17:15 <Saru> (yes ready to go)
  120. Dec 28 17:17:20 <Hope> )Gogogo)
  121. Dec 28 17:17:22 <DamienLunas> (okey dokey then)
  122. Dec 28 17:17:31 <DamienLunas> Friday finally rolls around
  123. Dec 28 17:17:49 <DamienLunas> Mira wakes up from her slumber, and six and arthur seem to have slept off their injuries.
  124. Dec 28 17:18:43 <DamienLunas> Today has been scheduled for: Catching
  125. Dec 28 17:19:23  Six looks for Mira upon waking up.
  126. Dec 28 17:19:38  Arthur groans.
  127. Dec 28 17:19:52  Hope is downstairs early, having a small breakfast from rations.
  128. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Tue Dec 28 17:20:14 2010
  129.  
  130. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Tue Dec 28 17:20:32 2010
  131.  
  132. Dec 28 17:20:32  Now talking on #turfwars
  133. Dec 28 17:20:32 * Topic for #turfwars is: 625+600 exp to all
  134. Dec 28 17:20:32 * Topic for #turfwars set by DamienLunas at Sat Dec 18 17:19:51 2010
  135. Dec 28 17:20:45 <DamienLunas> (that's it, replacing the mouse while everyone talks amongst themselves)
  136. Dec 28 17:20:56 <Arthur> (he mad)
  137. Dec 28 17:21:43  Hope checks the garden while she's down there.
  138. Dec 28 17:22:11  Six hails Mira once she comes downstairs.
  139. Dec 28 17:22:27 <Six> "Hey! Sleepyhead! I have a question for you!"
  140. Dec 28 17:22:37  Mira blinks at Six. "Mmm?"
  141. Dec 28 17:24:00  Six lets out a small, fluffy white pokemon from a park ball. It looks like a cotton-ball with two leaves sticking out.
  142. Dec 28 17:24:32 <Six> "What is this thing? It uh, impersonated my pillow last night. Things got messy."
  143. Dec 28 17:25:05 <Mira> "Aww, hello there."
  144. Dec 28 17:26:53  Mira picks it up. "It's a Monmen. They ride on the wind and let out puffs of cotton to escape their enemies."
  145. Dec 28 17:28:30 <Six> "A mon-men, huh? He's a feisty fucker is what he is, put up a tough fight for such a soft looking thing."
  146. Dec 28 17:29:09  Six looks a bit proud as he says that.
  147. Dec 28 17:29:11 <DamienLunas> (he got subseeded :p)
  148. Dec 28 17:29:37 <Mira> "Mmmm." Mira isn't paying attention when there are fluffy cuddles to be had.
  149. Dec 28 17:30:11 <DamienLunas> it's very fluffy but also a bit difficult to keep your hands on
  150. Dec 28 17:30:47 <DamienLunas> the light cotton keeps slipping through your arms and fingers
  151. Dec 28 17:31:00  Saru is wandering around the mansion, looking rather tired and a bit more disheveled than usual.
  152. Dec 28 17:31:05  Mira gives up after a few minutes. :[
  153. Dec 28 17:31:16 <Mira> "So, what did I miss?"
  154. Dec 28 17:31:31  Hope comes back in from checking the garden.
  155. Dec 28 17:31:45 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  156. Dec 28 17:31:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  157. Dec 28 17:31:52 <Arthur> "I don't know. What did you NOT miss?"
  158. Dec 28 17:32:54 <Mira> "Huh?"
  159. Dec 28 17:33:12 <Mira> "We were going to head out and I closed my eyes for a minute."
  160. Dec 28 17:33:32  Six frowns
  161. Dec 28 17:33:32 <Arthur> "No, by all means, I am entirely sure that purple devil in your head is wonderful company."
  162. Dec 28 17:33:44 <Saru> "Purple what now?"
  163. Dec 28 17:34:01 <Six> "It was more than a minute. I .. er, they're starting to get worried about you, you know."
  164. Dec 28 17:34:03 <Hope> "What?"
  165. Dec 28 17:34:14  Hope shakes her head.
  166. Dec 28 17:34:24 <Arthur> "Your heard me. Purple devil. In her head. I saw it."
  167. Dec 28 17:34:27 <Hope> "Mira, you passed out. You spent the night at the orphanage."
  168. Dec 28 17:34:40  Saru nods and pats Mira's head. "Yeah, you gave us a scare."
  169. Dec 28 17:34:52 <Saru> "What the hell are you talking about, Arthur?"
  170. Dec 28 17:34:52  Six would look serious, except that he's only half-succesfully trying to keep the monmen in his arms in the meanwhile
  171. Dec 28 17:34:54  Hope gives Arthur a strange look.
  172. Dec 28 17:35:08  Mira tenses up for a moment, then relaxes again. "I'm quite sure I don't know what you're talking about. And Hope, Six, sorry to worry you. I haven't been getting much sleep - worried about the garden."
  173. Dec 28 17:35:35 <Saru> (i can tell if you're lyyyinggg)
  174. Dec 28 17:35:46 <DamienLunas> (she's technically not)
  175. Dec 28 17:35:53 <Mira> (:3c)
  176. Dec 28 17:35:56 <Saru> (fair nough :3)
  177. Dec 28 17:36:09 <DamienLunas> (technically arthur is though :P)
  178. Dec 28 17:36:44 <Arthur> "Whatever caused you to drop like that, beyond simply exhaustion. I tried looking around in your head while unconscious, and what do you know it felt like I was being roasted alive."
  179. Dec 28 17:36:44 <DamienLunas> (if you wanna get semantic)
  180. Dec 28 17:37:07  Saru frowns. "Why were you looking around in her head?"
  181. Dec 28 17:37:08 <Hope> "Maybe you shouldn't be using weird powers to look into people's heads."
  182. Dec 28 17:37:13 <Mira> "Right."
  183. Dec 28 17:37:17 <Saru> "Wait. How were you looking around in her head?"
  184. Dec 28 17:37:23 <Arthur> "Because she felt strange in the first place!"
  185. Dec 28 17:37:28 <Arthur> <And I did it sort of like this.>
  186. Dec 28 17:38:34  Six glares at Arthur.
  187. Dec 28 17:38:46 <Mira> "...Can we get moving? I don't want to talk about something like this so early in the morning."
  188. Dec 28 17:38:46 <Hope> "He's a psychic, like Klark."
  189. Dec 28 17:38:58 <Arthur> "By all means."
  190. Dec 28 17:39:05 <Hope> "Klark could do this too, but he respects our privacy." She scowls a little bit.
  191. Dec 28 17:39:16 <Hope> "Right, right..." She sighs a little and adjusts her mining hat.
  192. Dec 28 17:39:34 <Arthur> "Forgive me for not trusting someone that walks around with eye-stealing god pokemon in their brains."
  193. Dec 28 17:39:51 <Hope> "Enough about it for right now."
  194. Dec 28 17:39:53 <Mira> "That sounds like something a crazy person would say."
  195. Dec 28 17:39:57 <Saru> "Enough."
  196. Dec 28 17:40:09 <Mira> "...Right."
  197. Dec 28 17:40:10 <Saru> "Arthur, don't go poking around in people's heads without permission."
  198. Dec 28 17:40:49  Arthur shrugs. "Long as you don't regret telling me not to do so."
  199. Dec 28 17:40:54  Hope checks out her pokeballs. She decides to once again leave Pix and Beeatrice in charge of the garden while they're out
  200. Dec 28 17:41:03 <Saru> "Mira, we should probably talk about it later, make sure you're okay. For now, let's go find some pokemon."
  201. Dec 28 17:41:47 <Mira> "Mmm."
  202. Dec 28 17:41:50  Mira nods.
  203. Dec 28 17:43:17 <DamienLunas> (oh right exp for monmen)
  204. Dec 28 17:44:23 <Six> (?)
  205. Dec 28 17:44:33 <DamienLunas> (you defeated a pokemon so you get exp)
  206. Dec 28 17:45:35 <DamienLunas> (285 exp)
  207. Dec 28 17:45:48 <DamienLunas> (those experience points go to everyone)
  208. Dec 28 17:46:19 <DamienLunas> So you all (I'm assuming) set out for catching to the only place you have a lead on currently
  209. Dec 28 17:46:31 <DamienLunas> The Dead Zone: Banditos Style
  210. Dec 28 17:46:42  Six sets out, still holding the Monmen in his arms.
  211. Dec 28 17:46:57 <DamienLunas> Six is able to hold the monmen with his dextrous ninja hands
  212. Dec 28 17:47:08 <DamienLunas> giving it dextrous ninja cuddling
  213. Dec 28 17:47:48 <DamienLunas> You all eventually arrive at something that appears to be a wide dusty dune
  214. Dec 28 17:47:59  Hope raises an eyebrow
  215. Dec 28 17:48:09 <Hope> (Are we in a desert D=)
  216. Dec 28 17:48:18 <Hope> (Or is there a sandpile in the city)
  217. Dec 28 17:48:24 <DamienLunas> (why don't you try rolling "I've heard about this place before")
  218. Dec 28 17:48:57 <Hope> 1d20+13
  219. Dec 28 17:48:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+13: 21 [1d20=8]
  220. Dec 28 17:49:20 <DamienLunas> You've heard about this place before.
  221. Dec 28 17:49:20 <Hope> (My modifiers are higher than the DC for the ability)
  222. Dec 28 17:49:36 <Hope> (Oh, wait)
  223. Dec 28 17:49:42 <Hope> (Wis+Int derp, why did I add wis+cha)
  224. Dec 28 17:49:52 <Hope> (It's still 8+7 = 13 derp_
  225. Dec 28 17:50:20 <Saru> (8+7 is 15 isnt it?)
  226. Dec 28 17:50:29 <Hope> (Er)
  227. Dec 28 17:50:32 <Hope> (How do I maths)
  228. Dec 28 17:50:36 <Arthur> (this is amazing)
  229. Dec 28 17:50:43 <Six> (numbers, how the fuck do THEY work)
  230. Dec 28 17:50:45 <Hope> (I'm distracted. ;_;)
  231. Dec 28 17:50:55 <Hope> (15 is still enough to get the info)
  232. Dec 28 17:51:07  Hope grimaces at the sight.
  233. Dec 28 17:51:17 <Saru> (they're kind of like magnets. but more numbery)
  234. Dec 28 17:51:42 <DamienLunas> There is a huge dead tree in the center which I thought I mentioned before but apparently did not
  235. Dec 28 17:52:00 <DamienLunas> there are some other, smaller, equally dead trees scattered around it
  236. Dec 28 17:52:03 <Hope> "My father told me about this place before when I was little. Before everything changed, this used to be full of grass, flowers, and trees. People came to visit here because of how comfortable it was."
  237. Dec 28 17:52:31  Mira calls out Carran. "Lightning, do you think?"
  238. Dec 28 17:52:35 <Saru> "And now it's like this."
  239. Dec 28 17:53:09  Hope nods.
  240. Dec 28 17:53:29 <Hope> "It's a damn shame."
  241. Dec 28 17:53:34 <Saru> "Well, hopefully there are some strong pokeman here."
  242. Dec 28 17:54:26 <Hope> "Let's hope."
  243. Dec 28 17:54:34  Hope has a small smile.
  244. Dec 28 17:54:44 <DamienLunas> Do you head further in towards the big tree? Or do you explore the surrounding area?
  245. Dec 28 17:55:06  Hope thinks the tree, the last bit of forgotten, dead life in sight, might be a good place to start.
  246. Dec 28 17:55:13  Six heads towards the big tree.
  247. Dec 28 17:55:38 <Arthur> (oh and before I forget)
  248. Dec 28 17:55:43 <Arthur> (on the way)
  249. Dec 28 17:55:50 <Arthur> 4#1d20+7 items?
  250. Dec 28 17:55:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, items?: 26 [1d20=19], 11 [1d20=4], 23 [1d20=16], 20 [1d20=13]
  251. Dec 28 17:55:56  Saru also heads for the tree.
  252. Dec 28 17:56:23 <DamienLunas> you walk along the ruined surface of the dusty dirty ground to the enormous tree.
  253. Dec 28 17:56:34 <DamienLunas> everyone roll perception checks
  254. Dec 28 17:56:55 <Hope> 1d20+6
  255. Dec 28 17:56:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 8 [1d20=2]
  256. Dec 28 17:56:57 <Six> 1d20-2
  257. Dec 28 17:56:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 6 [1d20=8]
  258. Dec 28 17:57:16 <Hope> (8's, 6's and 2's)
  259. Dec 28 17:57:19 <Mira> 1d20+6
  260. Dec 28 17:57:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+6: 19 [1d20=13]
  261. Dec 28 17:58:02 <DamienLunas> Arthur digs around in the ground and finds something interesting... an egg!
  262. Dec 28 17:58:09 <Saru> 1d20-3
  263. Dec 28 17:58:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-3: 3 [1d20=6]
  264. Dec 28 17:58:24 <Arthur> 1d20
  265. Dec 28 17:58:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  266. Dec 28 17:58:32 <Arthur> 1d20+6 also lowest
  267. Dec 28 17:58:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, also lowest: 9 [1d20=3]
  268. Dec 28 17:59:27  Mira keeps her gaze turned upwards, watching the trees.
  269. Dec 28 17:59:50 <DamienLunas> Arthur: The egg is large and pure white
  270. Dec 28 18:00:01  Arthur turns it over.
  271. Dec 28 18:01:10  Hope stares at the tree a moment, lost in thought as she tries to envision how it was before.
  272. Dec 28 18:01:27  Six leans against the tree, and sets his Pillow-Impostor down out of the wind's way.
  273. Dec 28 18:01:28 <DamienLunas> the egg looks pure white, except for a little oddly colored spot
  274. Dec 28 18:02:54 <DamienLunas> it's sort of a brownish white speckle...
  275. Dec 28 18:03:11 <DamienLunas> Though it seems to be getting somewhat bigger.
  276. Dec 28 18:03:21 <DamienLunas> Or maybe that's just the reflection.
  277. Dec 28 18:03:23 <Six> (brb real quick)
  278. Dec 28 18:03:25 <DamienLunas> (how much dex do you have arthur)
  279. Dec 28 18:03:33  Hope ponders something on one of the tree's branches.
  280. Dec 28 18:03:46 <Hope> "A nest... what sort bird still lives here?"
  281. Dec 28 18:03:47 <Arthur> (10. 10 in everything but psychic shit.
  282. Dec 28 18:03:48 <Arthur> 0
  283. Dec 28 18:04:02 <Arthur> "One that lays these, presumably."
  284. Dec 28 18:04:03 <Hope> *sort of
  285. Dec 28 18:04:12  Hope looks over at Arthur.
  286. Dec 28 18:04:15 <DamienLunas> Hope's question is quickly answered as a rather large bird swoops down and picks arthur up by the shoulders.
  287. Dec 28 18:04:29  Hope bites her lip.
  288. Dec 28 18:04:35 <Mira> "Arthur!"
  289. Dec 28 18:04:40 <DamienLunas> It takes off at an amazing speed towards the nest Hope noticed on the tree.
  290. Dec 28 18:04:41 <Arthur> "Whoooo!"
  291. Dec 28 18:04:44 <Hope> "Ask a stupid question..."
  292. Dec 28 18:05:08  Hope shields her eyes as she looks up. Hmm.
  293. Dec 28 18:05:09  Saru goes chasing after the bird/
  294. Dec 28 18:05:21  Hope peers through her scope.
  295. Dec 28 18:05:57 <Hope> "Mira, what is that thing?"
  296. Dec 28 18:05:59 <DamienLunas> Hope tries to get a better look at the bird... it's big, gray and teal, and has a large purple mask.
  297. Dec 28 18:06:36 <Mira> "Remember that thing the sound effect kid was talking about? That's a Kenhorou."
  298. Dec 28 18:06:58 <Hope> "Ohh boy."
  299. Dec 28 18:07:32 <Hope> "Arthur! Stay calm up there!"
  300. Dec 28 18:07:59 <DamienLunas> Arthur seems to be pretty high up... boy that must be at least 40 feet in the air or so
  301. Dec 28 18:08:18 <Hope> (My face when shiny)
  302. Dec 28 18:08:21 <DamienLunas> Saru chases after the bird, but can only get there at about half the speed
  303. Dec 28 18:08:37 <Mira> "Carran! Can you shoot it down?"
  304. Dec 28 18:08:58 <DamienLunas> by the time he's halfway to the tree, the bird lets arthur down into its nest.
  305. Dec 28 18:09:12 <DamienLunas> (bird's a bit too high and a bit too far for carran. maybe if he knew hi-jump kick.)
  306. Dec 28 18:09:31 <Six> (back)
  307. Dec 28 18:10:01 <Mira> (What about psycho cut? That's ranged)
  308. Dec 28 18:10:15  Hope just had to leave both of her flight capable pokemon back home. =/
  309. Dec 28 18:10:25  Arthur stares the bird down, now face to face.
  310. Dec 28 18:10:52 <DamienLunas> (so it is. You can roll one then but it will be at a penalty because of the extra range)
  311. Dec 28 18:11:46 <Mira> 1d20 :V
  312. Dec 28 18:11:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, :V: 4 [1d20=4]
  313. Dec 28 18:11:51 <Mira> :V V:
  314. Dec 28 18:12:21 <DamienLunas> the slash of energy just can't hit from this distance... it's moving too fast!
  315. Dec 28 18:12:30 <DamienLunas> They make it to the top of the tree unharmed.
  316. Dec 28 18:12:49  Anonymous (Anonymous@sux-348010F7.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  317. Dec 28 18:12:54 * Anonymous is now known as AlsoHope
  318. Dec 28 18:13:01 <AlsoHope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  319. Dec 28 18:13:10  AlsoHope lets out Trixie.
  320. Dec 28 18:13:25 <Arthur> "So, are you playing the whole 'monster eats vulnerable special person' thing, or working towards a greater goal? Of course, it could be that you're just a bird collecting shiny trinkets. In which case, WHY AM I TALKING TO A BIRD."
  321. Dec 28 18:13:36 <AlsoHope> "Trixie, try to Side Change with Arthur, then I'll recall you into my pokeball."
  322. Dec 28 18:13:49 <Six> ...
  323. Dec 28 18:13:50  Arthur continues to stare, giving the occasional glance and wave back.
  324. Dec 28 18:13:57 <Arthur> <I'm just fine up here!>
  325. Dec 28 18:14:10  AlsoHope gives a look up, raising an eyebrow.
  326. Dec 28 18:14:12 <AlsoHope> "Is he nuts?"
  327. Dec 28 18:14:12 <DamienLunas> (way out of range)
  328. Dec 28 18:14:18  Saru is going to try and scale the tree when he gets there.
  329. Dec 28 18:14:26 <Mira> "Probably."
  330. Dec 28 18:14:35 <DamienLunas> Saru should be able to make it to the tree soon running at his speed
  331. Dec 28 18:14:39 <Six> (Is the tree climbable?)
  332. Dec 28 18:14:41  Arthur reaches very subtly for a pokeball in case it starts biting.
  333. Dec 28 18:14:57  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  334. Dec 28 18:15:31  Mira decides to sit and watch.
  335. Dec 28 18:16:41  AlsoHope frowns as she watches. D= She tells Trixie to get ready to side change if anyone falls.
  336. Dec 28 18:19:15 * AlsoHope is now known as Hope
  337. Dec 28 18:19:27 <DamienLunas> Saru: you have reached the base of the tree.
  338. Dec 28 18:19:34 <DamienLunas> It's about 40 feet up there
  339. Dec 28 18:19:42  Saru looks up. "Okay!"
  340. Dec 28 18:19:50  Saru starts climbing.
  341. Dec 28 18:19:59 <Arthur> <This is a spectacularly stupid idea, you realize.>
  342. Dec 28 18:19:59 <Mira> "Careful!"
  343. Dec 28 18:20:29 <DamienLunas> (roll a strength check saru.)
  344. Dec 28 18:20:47 <Arthur> <No really, I'll be down in time! It...likes me.>
  345. Dec 28 18:21:11 <Saru> 1d20+3
  346. Dec 28 18:21:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+3: 21 [1d20=18]
  347. Dec 28 18:21:32 <DamienLunas> (oh actually you could roll dex if that's higher too.)
  348. Dec 28 18:21:42 <DamienLunas> Saru manages to scale up the first ten feet or so with no problem.
  349. Dec 28 18:22:44  Hope keeps an eye out with her scope, mostly at Saru and the bird. D=
  350. Dec 28 18:23:57 <Saru> "Well, it's my idea!"
  351. Dec 28 18:24:00  Saru keeps climbing
  352. Dec 28 18:24:02 <DamienLunas> Hope: You really can't see the bird anymore from this angle sadly... it's too high up and that nest is blocking it!
  353. Dec 28 18:24:05 <Saru> 1d20+4
  354. Dec 28 18:24:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 11 [1d20=7]
  355. Dec 28 18:25:03 <Arthur> <Okay it likes me too much. You can start helping now.>
  356. Dec 28 18:25:20 <Arthur> <Also, it's a shapeshifting tar monster. Just warning you.>
  357. Dec 28 18:25:24 * Hope is now known as HopeOrSteve
  358. Dec 28 18:25:26 <DamienLunas> Saru has a bit of difficulty finding a good hold...
  359. Dec 28 18:25:29 <DamienLunas> roll again
  360. Dec 28 18:25:31 <Saru> "Okay..."
  361. Dec 28 18:25:34 <Saru> 1d20+4
  362. Dec 28 18:25:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 19 [1d20=15]
  363. Dec 28 18:25:38 <Six> (Do we all hear this mental message or just Saru?)
  364. Dec 28 18:25:50 <DamienLunas> (I assumed this is like animorphs which would dictate only saru can)
  365. Dec 28 18:26:13 <Arthur> (I was sort of spreading it around)
  366. Dec 28 18:26:19 <DamienLunas> (in animorphs they essentially have psychic chat that is between two people over a distance, or a close burst that's like speaking range)
  367. Dec 28 18:26:28 <DamienLunas> (but the rest of you are out of speaking range)
  368. Dec 28 18:27:37 <DamienLunas> Saru climbs up to the halfway point
  369. Dec 28 18:27:41  Six sighs, takes two knives out to help him on his way up, and begins to climb after Saru.
  370. Dec 28 18:27:42 <DamienLunas> only about 20 more feet to go...
  371. Dec 28 18:27:52 <DamienLunas> (roll dex six and saru)
  372. Dec 28 18:27:53 <Saru> "Almost there!"
  373. Dec 28 18:27:57 <Saru> 1d20+4
  374. Dec 28 18:27:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 9 [1d20=5]
  375. Dec 28 18:28:02 <HopeOrSteve> (Time to play two characters at once)
  376. Dec 28 18:28:14 <Six> 1d20+7
  377. Dec 28 18:28:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20+7: 9 [1d20=2]
  378. Dec 28 18:28:32 <Six> (clearly Saru messed Six up)
  379. Dec 28 18:28:40 <Six> (somehow :B )
  380. Dec 28 18:29:00 <DamienLunas> Too many cooks in the kitchen! You all can (not) advance for a moment as you struggle to make footholds.
  381. Dec 28 18:29:03 <Saru> (probably landed on you)
  382. Dec 28 18:29:27 <DamienLunas> (roll again now)
  383. Dec 28 18:29:37 <Six> 1d20+7
  384. Dec 28 18:29:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20+7: 8 [1d20=1]
  385. Dec 28 18:29:41 <Six> (FFFF)
  386. Dec 28 18:29:45 <Saru> 1d20+4
  387. Dec 28 18:29:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 17 [1d20=13]
  388. Dec 28 18:29:57 <DamienLunas> Six deftly leaps onto a knife he dug in to make a foothold!
  389. Dec 28 18:30:05 <DamienLunas> it falls out immediately. Why did he think a knife could support his weight.
  390. Dec 28 18:30:12  Mira winces.
  391. Dec 28 18:30:16 <Six> (It worked in the movies!)
  392. Dec 28 18:30:17 <DamienLunas> Saru manages to climb a bit closer though. He's only 10 feet away.
  393. Dec 28 18:30:20 <Mira> "Six!"
  394. Dec 28 18:30:30 <DamienLunas> Luckily, Six hadn't actually made any progress up the tree before he tried that.
  395. Dec 28 18:30:33 <DamienLunas> He falls a total of 0 feet.
  396. Dec 28 18:30:37 <Saru> "All right, all right. I got this!"
  397. Dec 28 18:30:40 <Saru> 1d20+4
  398. Dec 28 18:30:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 11 [1d20=7]
  399. Dec 28 18:30:53  Six looks sheepishly at Mira
  400. Dec 28 18:30:55 * RinRin is now known as Gorbash
  401. Dec 28 18:30:58 <Six> "Okay, yeah, that was a dumb idea."
  402. Dec 28 18:31:26  Mira breathes a sigh of relief. "Try something that'll work next time."
  403. Dec 28 18:31:47 <DamienLunas> Saru is almost there...
  404. Dec 28 18:31:50  HopeOrSteve thinks a minute...
  405. Dec 28 18:31:52 <DamienLunas> but can't quite make it to the top yet
  406. Dec 28 18:31:55 <Saru> 1d20+4
  407. Dec 28 18:31:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 7 [1d20=3]
  408. Dec 28 18:32:09 <DamienLunas> (roll again)
  409. Dec 28 18:32:17 <Six> (If I try to -run up the tree- instead of just climb it, will it be covered by ninja acrobatics? <:3c )
  410. Dec 28 18:32:51 <HopeOrSteve> (For 3 whole meters of it)
  411. Dec 28 18:33:11 <HopeOrSteve> (About ten feet)
  412. Dec 28 18:33:16 <Six> (That's 10 feet. Which is as much as Saru was getting a turn anyway)
  413. Dec 28 18:33:20 <Saru> 1d20+4
  414. Dec 28 18:33:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 12 [1d20=8]
  415. Dec 28 18:33:33 <DamienLunas> (oh that's true)
  416. Dec 28 18:33:43 <DamienLunas> (so yeah, if you just try to run up you can get there in four turns.)
  417. Dec 28 18:33:50 <DamienLunas> Saru almost slips, but catches himself just in time.
  418. Dec 28 18:34:30 <DamienLunas> (Another check please)
  419. Dec 28 18:35:16  Six backs up, then runs at the tree, running up it's side!
  420. Dec 28 18:35:20 <Saru> 1d20+4
  421. Dec 28 18:35:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 8 [1d20=4]
  422. Dec 28 18:35:30 <Saru> (imma fall outta tree)
  423. Dec 28 18:35:44 <DamienLunas> urgh, these last few branches are giving you such a headache! You're so close and yet so far.
  424. Dec 28 18:36:15  HopeOrSteve holds her breath
  425. Dec 28 18:36:37 <DamienLunas> six manages to get halfway up without any troubles though
  426. Dec 28 18:36:42 <DamienLunas> (roll again saru)
  427. Dec 28 18:37:59 <Saru> 1d20+4
  428. Dec 28 18:37:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20+4: 20 [1d20=16]
  429. Dec 28 18:38:04 <Saru> (thar we go)
  430. Dec 28 18:38:24  Happymancer (chatzilla@sux-5B217E07.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #turfwars
  431. Dec 28 18:38:37 <DamienLunas> That's more like it! Saru gets up to the top of the nest to find...
  432. Dec 28 18:38:38 <Happymancer> !dm9001 lastlines #20
  433. Dec 28 18:38:45 <DamienLunas> uhh... Arthur... and.. Arthur.
  434. Dec 28 18:39:03 <DamienLunas> Arthur is leaning over Arthur and Arthur looks very uncomfortable with Arthur in such close violation of his personal space
  435. Dec 28 18:39:04 <Arthur> "Hello there! As you can see, we're having a fairly interesting conversation. I'm not quite sure what this thing is, but it IS friendly."
  436. Dec 28 18:39:13  Arthur grins awkwardly.
  437. Dec 28 18:39:45 <DamienLunas> <who are you? Why are you interrupting us like this?>
  438. Dec 28 18:42:01 <DamienLunas> (it's saying that to saru)
  439. Dec 28 18:42:13 <DamienLunas> (six makes it up there soon after it says that to you all)
  440. Dec 28 18:42:58 <Saru> "You grabbed my friend!"
  441. Dec 28 18:43:03 <Saru> "And put him on top of a tree."
  442. Dec 28 18:43:08 <Saru> "Wait, you can talk?"
  443. Dec 28 18:43:40 <DamienLunas> <I wasn't going to hurt him.>
  444. Dec 28 18:43:40 <HopeOrSteve> "Wonder what's going on..."
  445. Dec 28 18:43:42  Six scrambles up onto the branch to find the strange scene.
  446. Dec 28 18:43:51  Six narrows his eyes.
  447. Dec 28 18:44:07 <DamienLunas> <and who are you now? can't you give us some privacy here?>
  448. Dec 28 18:44:27 <Arthur> "Yes, yes it can. Whatever it is."
  449. Dec 28 18:44:42 <Saru> "I'm Saru."
  450. Dec 28 18:45:06 <Saru> "And, uh, we were sort of here to rescue him. I think."
  451. Dec 28 18:45:14 <DamienLunas> <Well you're both in our way. Now get out of here so we can finish.>
  452. Dec 28 18:45:15 <Six> "You already know who I am Arthur! Why are there two of you?"
  453. Dec 28 18:45:36 <Arthur> "That certainly is not under any circumstance me, regardless of what it says."
  454. Dec 28 18:45:36 <DamienLunas> <So that's your name? That's a nice name...>
  455. Dec 28 18:46:03 <Saru> "Finish what now?"
  456. Dec 28 18:46:10 <DamienLunas> <That's none of your business>
  457. Dec 28 18:46:39 <Arthur> "I have no clue what it even wants to do with anything."
  458. Dec 28 18:46:48 <Mira> "What's going on up there?"
  459. Dec 28 18:47:06 <Arthur> <Shenanigans!>
  460. Dec 28 18:47:44 <DamienLunas> <get out of my nest before I get really mad.>
  461. Dec 28 18:48:14 <Saru> "Arthur?"
  462. Dec 28 18:48:18 <Arthur> "Yes?"
  463. Dec 28 18:48:54 <Saru> "Uh. What do you want to do?"
  464. Dec 28 18:48:58 <Six> "I don't want to be in your crummy nest anyway! We'll just take Arthur and get going."
  465. Dec 28 18:49:16 <Arthur> "Part of me wants to figure this whole thing out."
  466. Dec 28 18:49:18 <DamienLunas> <Fine then, I'll show you out!>
  467. Dec 28 18:49:28 <Arthur> "But OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING."
  468. Dec 28 18:49:43 <DamienLunas> it starts calling up a small gust of wind in its hands and throws it at six
  469. Dec 28 18:49:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20 gust
  470. Dec 28 18:49:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, gust: 10 [1d20=10]
  471. Dec 28 18:49:56 <DamienLunas> (ac 2, does that hit?)
  472. Dec 28 18:50:06 <Saru> (Dex 19...)
  473. Dec 28 18:50:10 <Six> (Dex 24)
  474. Dec 28 18:50:10  Mira starts attempting to climb the tree. :I
  475. Dec 28 18:50:31 <Six> (So +7. Yeah, just hits)
  476. Dec 28 18:50:33 <DamienLunas> (so that hits six barely)
  477. Dec 28 18:50:41 <DamienLunas> 2d10+8
  478. Dec 28 18:50:43 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10+8: 19 [2d10=5,6]
  479. Dec 28 18:51:08 <DamienLunas> six doesn't fall out of the tree due to ninja dexterity, but ends up getting buffeted by the strong winds and smacks into the trunk of the tree
  480. Dec 28 18:51:58  Six narrows his eyes in menace
  481. Dec 28 18:52:09 <DamienLunas> trainer turns
  482. Dec 28 18:52:17 <DamienLunas> six > Saru > Arthur
  483. Dec 28 18:52:24 <Six> "I don't really know what's going on, but I think I'm going to have to kick your ass!"
  484. Dec 28 18:52:37 <Mira> (gonna brb, just assume that I am a slowfag at climbing because lol shitty dex)
  485. Dec 28 18:52:44  Six throws two knives at the doppleganger
  486. Dec 28 18:52:49 <Arthur> "It may just be a confused pokemon!"
  487. Dec 28 18:53:04 <Six> 2#1d20
  488. Dec 28 18:53:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2#1d20: 4 [1d20=4], 1 [1d20=1]
  489. Dec 28 18:53:13 <Six> (FFFFFF DM YOU BITCH)
  490. Dec 28 18:53:44 <DamienLunas> saru's turn
  491. Dec 28 18:54:49 <Saru> (one sec)
  492. Dec 28 18:56:05 <Saru> "All right, then! Let's show you what we can do! Go, Sai-fon!"
  493. Dec 28 18:57:06 <DamienLunas> (speed?
  494. Dec 28 18:57:19 <Saru> (13 spd)
  495. Dec 28 18:57:47 <DamienLunas> as soon as you send out sai-fon
  496. Dec 28 18:58:01  Blind_Gardener (chatzilla@sux-51429F61.cdrr.qwest.net) has joined #turfwars
  497. Dec 28 18:58:03 <Six> (is there enough room up here for people AND pokemon?)
  498. Dec 28 18:58:03  Blind_Gardener (chatzilla@sux-51429F61.cdrr.qwest.net) has left #turfwars
  499. Dec 28 18:58:06 <DamienLunas> it looks at her, <You're much prettier than this boy...>
  500. Dec 28 18:58:08 <DamienLunas> (yes.)
  501. Dec 28 18:58:15 <DamienLunas> and it transforms into sai-fon
  502. Dec 28 18:58:42 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  503. Dec 28 18:58:47 <Arthur> "...What."
  504. Dec 28 18:59:24 <Arthur> "Well, not one to ignore an opportunity!"
  505. Dec 28 18:59:29 <DamienLunas> arthur goes what. it wasn't very effective.
  506. Dec 28 18:59:31 <Six> (clearly this thing is a creeper)
  507. Dec 28 18:59:47  Arthur scrambles out from under the thing and sends out the rotom. Speed 10!
  508. Dec 28 19:00:01  Mira , meanwhile, is still climbing. HNNNNNGH
  509. Dec 28 19:00:39 <DamienLunas> Sai-fon's turn
  510. Dec 28 19:01:47 <Saru> "This is really fucking weird. Sai-fon, blaze kick!"
  511. Dec 28 19:02:00 <Saru> 1d20
  512. Dec 28 19:02:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  513. Dec 28 19:02:01 <HopeOrSteve> (How big is this nest. D=)
  514. Dec 28 19:02:06 <DamienLunas> (pretty big)
  515. Dec 28 19:02:13 <DamienLunas> Hit
  516. Dec 28 19:02:37 <Saru> 3d20+15
  517. Dec 28 19:02:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20+15: 38 [3d20=2,6,15]
  518. Dec 28 19:03:36 <DamienLunas> Sai fon delivers a powerful kick to the creature
  519. Dec 28 19:03:55 <DamienLunas> however it tries to imitate her style of dodging to avoid it (detect)
  520. Dec 28 19:05:04 <Saru> (ah well)
  521. Dec 28 19:05:43 <DamienLunas> (rotom's turn then if saru doesn't want to do anything)
  522. Dec 28 19:06:03 <Saru> (can i do anything?)
  523. Dec 28 19:06:17 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  524. Dec 28 19:06:19 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  525. Dec 28 19:06:23 <DamienLunas> (starts with an F)
  526. Dec 28 19:06:55 <Saru> (oh its an interrupt. i still dont understand how it works :I)
  527. Dec 28 19:07:02 <Six> (... fertilize it? friend it? quick, distract it with facebook!)
  528. Dec 28 19:07:08 <DamienLunas> (facebook'd!)
  529. Dec 28 19:07:11 <Saru> "Now, feint!"
  530. Dec 28 19:07:11 <Mira> (feiiiiiiiint)
  531. Dec 28 19:07:16 <DamienLunas> (yeah it's an interrupt interrupt)
  532. Dec 28 19:07:20 <Saru> 1d20
  533. Dec 28 19:07:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  534. Dec 28 19:07:25 <DamienLunas> hits
  535. Dec 28 19:07:39 <DamienLunas> (yo dawg I heard you like interrupts so we interrupted your interrupt so you can interrupt while you interrupt)
  536. Dec 28 19:07:43 <Saru> 4d6+15
  537. Dec 28 19:07:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 4d6+15: 32 [4d6=3,4,6,4]
  538. Dec 28 19:08:17 <DamienLunas> Sai-Fon smacks it in the face after it dodges her kick, knocking it off balance.
  539. Dec 28 19:08:23 <DamienLunas> rotom's turn arthur
  540. Dec 28 19:08:35 <Saru> (too bard i dont think they can do "Bullet Punch!" "Counter!" on top of all that)
  541. Dec 28 19:08:52 <Arthur> "Try and disable it, it may be useful."
  542. Dec 28 19:08:56 <Arthur> (thunderwave.)
  543. Dec 28 19:09:41 <DamienLunas> the rotom paralyzes the impostor!
  544. Dec 28 19:09:44 <DamienLunas> trainer turns again
  545. Dec 28 19:10:12  Six lets out Eris!
  546. Dec 28 19:10:36 <DamienLunas> The little fluffy ball comes out of the not fluffy ball.
  547. Dec 28 19:10:51 <DamienLunas> anything/anyone else?
  548. Dec 28 19:11:11  Saru takes a whack at it with his machete.
  549. Dec 28 19:11:14 <Saru> 1d20
  550. Dec 28 19:11:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  551. Dec 28 19:11:16 <Six> (/Fast Draw)
  552. Dec 28 19:11:29 <DamienLunas> (ohhh so were you doing that last round?)
  553. Dec 28 19:11:29  Six throws another two knives!
  554. Dec 28 19:11:32 <Saru> (i think i missed)
  555. Dec 28 19:11:44 <Six> 2#1d20
  556. Dec 28 19:11:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2#1d20: 5 [1d20=5], 17 [1d20=17]
  557. Dec 28 19:11:45 <DamienLunas> (yes saru missed)
  558. Dec 28 19:12:02 <Six> 3d12+30
  559. Dec 28 19:12:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 3d12+30: 40 [3d12=2,4,4]
  560. Dec 28 19:12:49 <DamienLunas> it takes a heavy cut from one of the knives
  561. Dec 28 19:13:01 <DamienLunas> (btw you don't need to use fast draw for that)
  562. Dec 28 19:13:06 <DamienLunas> (that's what quick switch is for)
  563. Dec 28 19:13:13 <DamienLunas> (fast draw would let you do it when it's not your turn)
  564. Dec 28 19:13:42 <Six> (ahdjash I meant quick switch anyway)
  565. Dec 28 19:13:52 <DamienLunas> speed for Eris?
  566. Dec 28 19:13:57 <Six> (11)
  567. Dec 28 19:14:01 <DamienLunas> sai fon's turn
  568. Dec 28 19:14:22 <Saru> (can she go? i did use an interrupt)
  569. Dec 28 19:14:28 <DamienLunas> oh you're right
  570. Dec 28 19:14:33 <DamienLunas> Eris's turn, six
  571. Dec 28 19:15:04  Six ... Eris begins clapping!
  572. Dec 28 19:15:10 <Six> 1d20 Encore
  573. Dec 28 19:15:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Encore: 10 [1d20=10]
  574. Dec 28 19:15:33 <DamienLunas> it was encored into... detect!
  575. Dec 28 19:15:38 <DamienLunas> rotom's turn
  576. Dec 28 19:15:44 <DamienLunas> 1d4+1
  577. Dec 28 19:15:45 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+1: 2 [1d4=1]
  578. Dec 28 19:15:49 <DamienLunas> (2 turns of encore)
  579. Dec 28 19:15:57 <DamienLunas> (oh wait 3)
  580. Dec 28 19:16:20 <Six> (yeh, 3. It's +2)
  581. Dec 28 19:16:25 <Arthur> "Try not to harm anything, but if you must...be light with it. This is a dead tree, remember!"
  582. Dec 28 19:16:28 <Arthur> 1d20 thundershock
  583. Dec 28 19:16:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, thundershock: 10 [1d20=10]
  584. Dec 28 19:16:31 <DamienLunas> hit
  585. Dec 28 19:16:36 <Arthur> 2d10+11
  586. Dec 28 19:16:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d10+11: 18 [2d10=2,5]
  587. Dec 28 19:17:31 <DamienLunas> the creature is heavily damaged by the bolt of electricity and reverts back to a dazed blob of purple
  588. Dec 28 19:17:36 <DamienLunas> trainer turns
  589. Dec 28 19:17:43 <Mira> "HNNNNGH"
  590. Dec 28 19:17:51 <Mira> "A LITTLE HELP HERE"
  591. Dec 28 19:18:09  Mira is about five feet off the ground
  592. Dec 28 19:18:40 <Arthur> "I'm probably going to regret this..."
  593. Dec 28 19:18:44  Arthur tosses a pokeball.
  594. Dec 28 19:18:48 <Arthur> 1d100
  595. Dec 28 19:18:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d100: 28 [1d100=28]
  596. Dec 28 19:19:10 <DamienLunas> arthur tosses his pokeball which sucks up the big purple blog like a glob of jelly
  597. Dec 28 19:19:31 <DamienLunas> it jiggles and shakes...
  598. Dec 28 19:19:35 <DamienLunas> then *click*
  599. Dec 28 19:19:44 <DamienLunas> Congratulations! You just caught a Ditto!
  600. Dec 28 19:19:58 <DamienLunas> level 20
  601. Dec 28 19:20:04 <DamienLunas> Ability: Eccentric
  602. Dec 28 19:20:07 <DamienLunas> Gender: N/A
  603. Dec 28 19:20:16 <DamienLunas> Egg moves: N/A
  604. Dec 28 19:20:16 <Saru> (i sorta need to take a break to show real quick and switch to being upstairs... then i can probably go til 11:30 ish, about another 1hr my time)
  605. Dec 28 19:20:24 <Saru> (*shower)
  606. Dec 28 19:20:37 <DamienLunas> Nature: Naughty
  607. Dec 28 19:20:37 <Arthur> "So...is it particularly healthy to NEVER let something out of one of those?"
  608. Dec 28 19:20:48  Saru shugs.
  609. Dec 28 19:20:49 <DamienLunas> (:3c)
  610. Dec 28 19:20:56 <Saru> "Maybe it'll be useful."
  611. Dec 28 19:21:08 <Saru> "We're coming down, Mira!"
  612. Dec 28 19:21:12  Saru strats climbing again.
  613. Dec 28 19:21:25 <HopeOrSteve> :X
  614. Dec 28 19:21:38 <DamienLunas> (D:)
  615. Dec 28 19:21:45 <DamienLunas> (>mfw saru has to take a break ; ;)
  616. Dec 28 19:22:57  Arthur shivers a bit as he pockets the thing.
  617. Dec 28 19:23:03 <Mira> "HHHHNGH."
  618. Dec 28 19:23:23  Mira gives up and plops down to earth again.
  619. Dec 28 19:23:37 <HopeOrSteve> (Agh, I missed whatever happened to Mira)
  620. Dec 28 19:23:55 <DamienLunas> (Mira wa just trying to climb the tree and not doing so well)
  621. Dec 28 19:23:57  HopeOrSteve helps catc-OH GOD
  622. Dec 28 19:24:01  Six jumps down.
  623. Dec 28 19:24:03  HopeOrSteve 6 strngth
  624. Dec 28 19:24:16 <Six> (She fell all of 5 feet, so ... :3 )
  625. Dec 28 19:24:34 * Gorbash is now known as Gorby|Away
  626. Dec 28 19:25:28 <DamienLunas> Arthur and six easily can jump down from the tree without hurting themselves
  627. Dec 28 19:25:49 <DamienLunas> Arthur gently slows his descent with his psychic powers, and six uses his ninja agility to land safely
  628. Dec 28 19:26:59 <DamienLunas> While Saru seems to be struggling to find footholds to get himself down
  629. Dec 28 19:27:25 <DamienLunas> you all suddenly hear a slow clapping coming from the side at the base of the tree
  630. Dec 28 19:27:37  Saru has quit (Quit: Connection reset by rhesus monkey.)
  631. Dec 28 19:28:00  Six looks for the source of the clappering.
  632. Dec 28 19:28:06  Arthur stares blankly at the sound.
  633. Dec 28 19:28:07 <HopeOrSteve> "Huh?"
  634. Dec 28 19:28:18 <DamienLunas> The clapping seems to be coming from a man
  635. Dec 28 19:29:23  Mira turns to look, wincing as she does so.
  636. Dec 28 19:29:34 <DamienLunas> he's wearing a strange black suit with ruffles at the shoulders and ends of the sleeves, a purple butterfly mark by the crotch, a purple butterfly-like mask, and large black wings on his back.
  637. Dec 28 19:29:53 <DamienLunas> (In short, you see this man. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=692586 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=334375 )
  638. Dec 28 19:30:17 <Mira> (OH JESUS)
  639. Dec 28 19:31:07 <Arthur> (that's nice.)
  640. Dec 28 19:31:09 <DamienLunas> "Ha ha ha, bravo! What an entertaining show that was."
  641. Dec 28 19:31:23 <HopeOrSteve> "Who...?"
  642. Dec 28 19:31:26 <Mira> "What."
  643. Dec 28 19:31:28  HopeOrSteve gets up. =/
  644. Dec 28 19:31:31 <Six> "....."
  645. Dec 28 19:31:39  Mira hides behind Six. CLOWNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
  646. Dec 28 19:32:02  Six glares at the stranger as Mira cowers behind him.
  647. Dec 28 19:32:08 <Six> "Who the -flying fuck- are you?"
  648. Dec 28 19:32:15 <Mira> "Make it go away ;_;"
  649. Dec 28 19:32:22 <Arthur> "...Yes. Yes it was. I would, perhaps, say that you are just as entertaining for existing."
  650. Dec 28 19:33:08 <DamienLunas> "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Freed."
  651. Dec 28 19:33:21 <Arthur> (HE'S AN ALIEN)
  652. Dec 28 19:34:13 <DamienLunas> "I was so curious as to what would become of that creature after I had left it, so I decided to follow its exploits... and my did they cumilate into something enjoyable!"
  653. Dec 28 19:36:07 <HopeOrSteve> "That seems rather cruel."
  654. Dec 28 19:36:48 <Arthur> "Depends on whether he expected people to follow it. That said, you must have quite some eyesight... Or a camera."
  655. Dec 28 19:36:52 <DamienLunas> "Ahahaha, oh no, not that I had owned that thing, I merely met it a few days ago and was interested in how it works."
  656. Dec 28 19:37:13 <DamienLunas> "That's true, I have eyes as accurate as that of a butterfree!"
  657. Dec 28 19:37:34 <Six> "Hmph. Whatever. I don't take kindly to masked voyeurs."
  658. Dec 28 19:37:45 <Mira> "C-can we go now?"
  659. Dec 28 19:37:49 <Mira> "Please?"
  660. Dec 28 19:38:16  Six turns to Mira, and whispers
  661. Dec 28 19:38:33 <DamienLunas> "A vouyer? That sounds so unflattering coming from a green-haired little urchin like you."
  662. Dec 28 19:38:38 <Six> "Well, we can't just go otherwise we'll lose face...
  663. Dec 28 19:38:43 <Six> "
  664. Dec 28 19:38:49 <Arthur> "That also depends. Clearly you now have interest in us, and a proposition is in the works. That is, if he has not been offended by anyone's temper."
  665. Dec 28 19:38:51 <Mira> "Who cares about face D:"
  666. Dec 28 19:39:07 <DamienLunas> "I know that hair products are hard to come by in these trying times..."
  667. Dec 28 19:39:08  Six rounds back on the man
  668. Dec 28 19:39:28 <DamienLunas> "But was that dreadful shade of green the only color left? I honestly would have left that where I found it with your complexion. It just doesn't suit you suffice to say."
  669. Dec 28 19:40:05 <Six> "Really? You know what color would suit you? Red."
  670. Dec 28 19:40:17  Six takes out a knife.
  671. Dec 28 19:40:20 <HopeOrSteve> "We don't need to pick up more trouble than needed."
  672. Dec 28 19:40:54 <DamienLunas> "Ahahaha, shows what you know about fashion, boy."
  673. Dec 28 19:41:50 <Mira> "Why red?"
  674. Dec 28 19:41:56 <Six> "-What I'm saying is that you'll be red from me cutting you open-"
  675. Dec 28 19:42:04 <Mira> "Ohhhhhhh."
  676. Dec 28 19:42:19 <DamienLunas> "No, I'd say red would be far more suitable as your own color. It would match that sort of vicious personality of yours."
  677. Dec 28 19:42:21 <Arthur> "I stand corrected. Clearly if this can only end in arbitrary sniping on one end and blind fury on the other, nothing will come of the opportunity that is so clearly present."
  678. Dec 28 19:42:28 <Arthur> "Now, sir, IF YOU WOULD."
  679. Dec 28 19:42:49 <Arthur> "Present any further business beyond what has already happened."
  680. Dec 28 19:43:11 <DamienLunas> "I'm sorry, do you have a dinner party you need to attend? I assume you must the way you're dressed in that suit."
  681. Dec 28 19:43:23 <Arthur> "Let's say yes."
  682. Dec 28 19:44:32 <DamienLunas> "My my my, how hasty are you to leave when we are just getting acquainted! After all, is it truly polite for me to introduce myself to you and for you not to return the favor?"
  683. Dec 28 19:45:10 <Mira> "Do you want a Pokemon battle or something? I'll battle you if it means you'll go away."
  684. Dec 28 19:45:55 <HopeOrSteve> "I'm Hope."
  685. Dec 28 19:47:19 <DamienLunas> "Hope, hmmm? A nice name to be sure, and you're a nice looking girl. But why hide yourself under that frumpy miner's hat? And that crowbar? Such function over form is saddening."
  686. Dec 28 19:48:40 <Six> "Dude, you have a fucking -butterfly on your junk-, I don't think anyone needs to be taking fashion advice from you."
  687. Dec 28 19:48:50 <Six> "Now, answer Mira. What the fuck is it you want?"
  688. Dec 28 19:49:19 <HopeOrSteve> "I'm afraid that looking good is a luxury that we can't always afford in times like this."
  689. Dec 28 19:50:25 <DamienLunas> "You're all so to the point and direct! Have all these gang wars caused you to lose the sense of beauty in your life?"
  690. Dec 28 19:51:24  Six scowls.
  691. Dec 28 19:51:26 <DamienLunas> "I had thought otherwise... after all..."
  692. Dec 28 19:51:35  Gorbash_MkII (derp@sux-89064112.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com) has joined #turfwars
  693. Dec 28 19:51:43 <DamienLunas> He starts to reach down into the crotch of his suit
  694. Dec 28 19:51:46 <Six> "No, we just don't want to waste time on jerks like you that spy on us."
  695. Dec 28 19:51:53 * Gorbash_MkII is now known as Saru
  696. Dec 28 19:52:04 <DamienLunas> "Weren't you chasing... after this?" he says pulling out one of his balls and tossing it to the ground right next to him.
  697. Dec 28 19:52:06 <Saru> !dm9001 lastlines #50
  698. Dec 28 19:52:06  Six looks terrified as the man makes for his crotch
  699. Dec 28 19:52:19 <Arthur> "Were we."
  700. Dec 28 19:52:35 <DamienLunas> Out of the pokeball pops a shiny kenhorou identical to the one that picked up Arthur.
  701. Dec 28 19:53:37 <Mira> "So uh...should I fight him?"
  702. Dec 28 19:53:58  Mira takes a step forward after taking a deep breath.
  703. Dec 28 19:54:10 <Mira> "Okay. L-Let's go, Carran!"
  704. Dec 28 19:55:00 <DamienLunas> "Why and look at that little thing you have there... what a shame that it hides its face just as you do."
  705. Dec 28 19:56:04 <DamienLunas> (so saru, gay butterfly man came up and started being a gay butterfly man)
  706. Dec 28 19:57:36  HopeOrSteve watches this.
  707. Dec 28 19:57:47 <Saru> (so im gathering)
  708. Dec 28 19:57:53  Mira bites on her lip.
  709. Dec 28 19:57:55 <DamienLunas> "Still, if you want to fight, then I suppose I could do such a thing with you if it would mean you'd stop hiding and show your face like this."
  710. Dec 28 19:58:06 <Mira> "O-okay, let's do this."
  711. Dec 28 19:58:34 <Mira> (speed 16)
  712. Dec 28 19:59:18 <DamienLunas> "If you wish but... well perhaps not with this one... after all a diamond never shines as brightly the second time you see it, allow me a moment."
  713. Dec 28 19:59:35 <DamienLunas> he reaches into the crotch of his pants again...
  714. Dec 28 19:59:41 <Mira> D:
  715. Dec 28 20:00:10 <DamienLunas> "Here we are... show them your beauty, Lorde!"
  716. Dec 28 20:00:11 <Six> D:
  717. Dec 28 20:00:13 <Arthur> "I would ask why you have to, but..."
  718. Dec 28 20:00:32 <DamienLunas> He tosses out a pokeball and returns his kenhorou in one swift motion
  719. Dec 28 20:00:48 <DamienLunas> A Mothim appears with oddly colored purple wings
  720. Dec 28 20:01:00 <Mira> "Oooh. O:"
  721. Dec 28 20:01:08 <DamienLunas> The rest of its body looks the same as a regular mothim as far as mira knows, but the wings look different.
  722. Dec 28 20:01:49 <DamienLunas> "See how beautiful she looks now that she has cast off her shyness and embraced her love for herself?"
  723. Dec 28 20:01:55 <Mira> (speed?)
  724. Dec 28 20:02:20 <DamienLunas> (faster than you)
  725. Dec 28 20:02:48 <Mira> (pf)
  726. Dec 28 20:02:50 <Mira> (kgo)
  727. Dec 28 20:02:55 <DamienLunas> "Show her how beautiful you can be when you fly in the sky!"
  728. Dec 28 20:03:30 <DamienLunas> The mothim twirls around doing aerial acrobatics, its wings shimmering in the mid-day sun
  729. Dec 28 20:03:35 <DamienLunas> (carran's turn)
  730. Dec 28 20:04:16 <Mira> (butterfly dance?)
  731. Dec 28 20:04:37 <DamienLunas> (maybe :3c)
  732. Dec 28 20:04:48 <Mira> "Okay! Torment, Carran!"
  733. Dec 28 20:04:51 <Mira> 1d20
  734. Dec 28 20:04:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  735. Dec 28 20:06:08 <Mira> kgo
  736. Dec 28 20:06:43 <DamienLunas> "Very well, variety is the spice of life as they say, why don't you demonstrate, Lorde?"
  737. Dec 28 20:06:57 <Mira> Carran motions with his claws at the Mothim; he's gonna fuck that shit up if it tries that butterfly dancing again.
  738. Dec 28 20:07:02 <DamienLunas> The mothim starts shifting its colors around, matching the scenery
  739. Dec 28 20:07:34 <Mira> "Okay! Faint attack, Carran!"
  740. Dec 28 20:07:38 <Mira> 1d20 crit yn
  741. Dec 28 20:07:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, crit yn: 16 [1d20=16]
  742. Dec 28 20:08:01 <Mira> 3d10+1d8+17
  743. Dec 28 20:08:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 3d10+1d8+17: 32 [3d10=3,4,2; 1d8=6]
  744. Dec 28 20:08:58 <DamienLunas> Carran deals a minor hit to the creature
  745. Dec 28 20:09:44 <DamienLunas> "Now then, how about a beautiful silver wind!"
  746. Dec 28 20:09:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  747. Dec 28 20:09:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  748. Dec 28 20:09:53 <Mira> (shitcocks)
  749. Dec 28 20:10:52 <DamienLunas> 3d10+23
  750. Dec 28 20:10:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10+23: 49 [3d10=8,9,9]
  751. Dec 28 20:11:22 <Mira> (noted, thank god for steel)
  752. Dec 28 20:12:14 <Mira> "Hmm. Carran! Move quickly and finish it with Psycho Cut!"
  753. Dec 28 20:12:17 <Mira> 1d20
  754. Dec 28 20:12:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  755. Dec 28 20:12:53 <DamienLunas> hits
  756. Dec 28 20:13:14 <Mira> 2d20+17
  757. Dec 28 20:13:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+17: 39 [2d20=8,14]
  758. Dec 28 20:14:14 <DamienLunas> The Mothim takes the hit, but tries to roll with it regardless, taking back to the air quickly after getting sliced by it
  759. Dec 28 20:15:11 <DamienLunas> "Now let's see here)
  760. Dec 28 20:15:56 <DamienLunas> "Since it wants to act so spooky, why don't you play to its tune? Use Ominous Wind!"
  761. Dec 28 20:15:58 <DamienLunas> 1d20\
  762. Dec 28 20:15:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20\: 2 [1d20=2]
  763. Dec 28 20:16:06 <Mira> nope.jpg
  764. Dec 28 20:16:12 <DamienLunas> The gust of black winds misses it
  765. Dec 28 20:16:28 <DamienLunas> he shakes his head, "My my, look at the fool I've made myself playing out of my element."
  766. Dec 28 20:16:28 <Mira> "Again! Faint Attack while you've got it stunned!"
  767. Dec 28 20:16:31 <Mira> 1d20 critplz
  768. Dec 28 20:16:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, critplz: 3 [1d20=3]
  769. Dec 28 20:16:38 <Mira> :I
  770. Dec 28 20:16:40 <Mira> fuckyouplz
  771. Dec 28 20:16:47 <Mira> 3d10+1d8+17
  772. Dec 28 20:16:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 3d10+1d8+17: 36 [3d10=2,4,10; 1d8=3]
  773. Dec 28 20:17:25 <DamienLunas> "ooh my my"
  774. Dec 28 20:17:59 <DamienLunas> (trainer turns?)
  775. Dec 28 20:18:30 <Mira> (sure)
  776. Dec 28 20:19:01 <Mira> (dex negligible)
  777. Dec 28 20:19:48 <DamienLunas> "So the climax must come so soon? Well it has been enjoyable I must admit"
  778. Dec 28 20:20:06 <DamienLunas> (mira's go)
  779. Dec 28 20:20:31 <Mira> "Maybe not!"
  780. Dec 28 20:20:56 <Mira> 2d20+18 legendary blessing
  781. Dec 28 20:20:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, legendary blessing: 54 [2d20=19,17]
  782. Dec 28 20:21:03 <Mira> (yep he's back to full)
  783. Dec 28 20:21:12 <DamienLunas> "Well then let us see!"
  784. Dec 28 20:21:40 <DamienLunas> "Lorde, let the air reverberate with your majesty!"
  785. Dec 28 20:21:43 <Mira> Carran hops back to his feet, looking the picture of perfect health again.
  786. Dec 28 20:21:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20 bug buzz
  787. Dec 28 20:21:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, bug buzz: 3 [1d20=3]
  788. Dec 28 20:21:52 <Mira> (ac?)
  789. Dec 28 20:21:54 <DamienLunas> (2)
  790. Dec 28 20:21:58 <DamienLunas> (special)
  791. Dec 28 20:22:00 <Mira> (fuck, hits)
  792. Dec 28 20:22:13 <DamienLunas> 3d20+28
  793. Dec 28 20:22:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+28: 70 [3d20=4,20,18]
  794. Dec 28 20:22:46 <Mira> ;_;
  795. Dec 28 20:23:06 <DamienLunas> (how much hp did carran have out of curiousity)
  796. Dec 28 20:23:12 <Mira> Carran gets slammed into the tree by sheer force of BZZZZZZZZZ
  797. Dec 28 20:23:15 <Mira> (16)
  798. Dec 28 20:23:26 <DamienLunas> (after legendary blessing I mean)
  799. Dec 28 20:23:40 <Mira> (61_
  800. Dec 28 20:24:39 <DamienLunas> (wait, but it says your base hp is 14)
  801. Dec 28 20:24:46 <DamienLunas> (and you're level 26...)
  802. Dec 28 20:24:50 <Mira> (did I miss calc? Fuck)
  803. Dec 28 20:24:55 <DamienLunas> (mira you have 68 max hp)
  804. Dec 28 20:25:01 <DamienLunas> (and 5 sdef.)
  805. Dec 28 20:25:12 <DamienLunas> (YOU LIVE.)
  806. Dec 28 20:25:19 <Mira> (ffff)
  807. Dec 28 20:25:21 <Mira> (:D)
  808. Dec 28 20:25:29 <DamienLunas> (see let this be a lesson to everyone out there to PUT YOUR SHEETS ON THE WIKI)
  809. Dec 28 20:25:39 <Mira> BUT THEN HE GETS BACK UP BECAUSE CARRAN IS A BADASS
  810. Dec 28 20:25:50 <Mira> 1d20 FUCK Y'ALL IT'S PSYCHO CUT TIME
  811. Dec 28 20:25:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, FUCK Y'ALL IT'S PSYCHO CUT TIME: 17 [1d20=17]
  812. Dec 28 20:26:01 <Mira> (so close to a flinch ;_;)
  813. Dec 28 20:26:08 <Mira> 2d20+17
  814. Dec 28 20:26:09 <DamienLunas> you mean crit
  815. Dec 28 20:26:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+17: 46 [2d20=12,17]
  816. Dec 28 20:26:14 <Mira> (yes)
  817. Dec 28 20:26:16 <Mira> (that)
  818. Dec 28 20:27:18 <DamienLunas> an explosion of purple light hits the mothim
  819. Dec 28 20:27:53 <DamienLunas> and the moth spirals over to its owner, Freed.
  820. Dec 28 20:28:06  Mira holds her breath.
  821. Dec 28 20:28:19 <DamienLunas> he catches it on his arm, "Bravo, Bravo!"
  822. Dec 28 20:28:35 <Mira> "will you please go away now"
  823. Dec 28 20:29:13 <DamienLunas> "Go away?" he asks with the mothim perched on his arm
  824. Dec 28 20:29:32 <DamienLunas> "But you've just finally opened up yourself!"
  825. Dec 28 20:29:52 <Mira> "yes I asked if you'd go away if I fought you"
  826. Dec 28 20:30:10  Mira is talking very quietly because traumas D:
  827. Dec 28 20:30:32 <Six> "She beat you fair and square. Get lost."
  828. Dec 28 20:30:38 <DamienLunas> "And what I said was, 'I'll fight you if it will get you to stop hiding like that!'"
  829. Dec 28 20:30:55 <Saru> "Who is this guy anyways?"
  830. Dec 28 20:31:02 <Mira> "I have no idea."
  831. Dec 28 20:31:07 <Six> "Dunno boss, but he pisses me off."
  832. Dec 28 20:31:13  Mira scoops up Carran.
  833. Dec 28 20:31:26 <DamienLunas> "My name is Freed. I am a man who lives here in pursuit of beauty in its most unlikely places."
  834. Dec 28 20:32:03 <Six> "His name is gay, he is a gay who lives here in pursuit of gay in its most gay places."
  835. Dec 28 20:32:05 <HopeOrSteve> "That's an admirable pursuit, I suppose. But there isn't much beauty left here anymore, is it?"
  836. Dec 28 20:32:29 <DamienLunas> "Au Contraire, there is beauty in everything if you simply take the time to shine and polish it!"
  837. Dec 28 20:32:49 * Mira has changed the topic to: 625+600 exp to all [23:31] <Six> "His name is gay, he is a gay who lives here in pursuit of gay in its most gay places."
  838. Dec 28 20:33:49 <Mira> "I always heard you can't polish a turd though."
  839. Dec 28 20:34:09 <DamienLunas> (untrue mythbusters polished the fuck out of it)
  840. Dec 28 20:34:28 <Arthur> (how)
  841. Dec 28 20:34:31 <DamienLunas> "Do you truly think this city is so ugly?"
  842. Dec 28 20:34:43 <Mira> "Well, uh, no?"
  843. Dec 28 20:34:44 <Arthur> "If they did, I would not have
  844. Dec 28 20:34:51 <Arthur> ...been here."
  845. Dec 28 20:35:16 <DamienLunas> "Are you the leader of this team?"
  846. Dec 28 20:35:26 <DamienLunas> he asks to saru
  847. Dec 28 20:36:12 <Saru> "Yeah."
  848. Dec 28 20:36:30 <DamienLunas> "Your outfit is wonderful!"
  849. Dec 28 20:36:35 <Saru> "You're really kind of annoying."
  850. Dec 28 20:36:36 <DamienLunas> "That hat suits you so nicely."
  851. Dec 28 20:36:52 <DamienLunas> "It just gives off the perfect kind of leader vibe"
  852. Dec 28 20:37:00 <Saru> "Well... it is a pretty cool hat."
  853. Dec 28 20:37:25  Mira shuffles back behind someone.
  854. Dec 28 20:37:29 <HopeOrSteve> "You don't seem to be a very bad person, but I'm afraid you're just coming off the wrong way with the rest of my colleagues."
  855. Dec 28 20:37:33 <DamienLunas> "Of course it is, I should know! Fashion is my forte!"
  856. Dec 28 20:37:55 <HopeOrSteve> (What hat did Saru choose, again?)
  857. Dec 28 20:37:58 <DamienLunas> (wiki cap)
  858. Dec 28 20:38:05 <Arthur> "Unfortunately, it seems ego stroking WILL get you somewhere, so I couldn't very well have said that. Is there really nothing else, or is this leading to something?"
  859. Dec 28 20:39:36 <DamienLunas> "I just wanted to see if this team could show me something beautiful enough... and I think I managed to get just that, isn't that right, Lorde?"
  860. Dec 28 20:39:45 <DamienLunas> his mothim chitters happily on his arm.
  861. Dec 28 20:40:31  Saru scratches his head. "I don't really know what you're talking about, but we have pokemon to catch."
  862. Dec 28 20:40:40 <Mira> "Wh-what is he talking about. D:"
  863. Dec 28 20:40:41  HopeOrSteve pets Trixie
  864. Dec 28 20:41:05 <DamienLunas> He starts walking up to mira
  865. Dec 28 20:41:13 <HopeOrSteve> "Well, you certainly are an interesting person."
  866. Dec 28 20:41:25  Six steps in between him and Mira
  867. Dec 28 20:41:33  Six scowls at butterfly man. >:|
  868. Dec 28 20:41:53 <DamienLunas> The butterfly man starts flying in the air over your head and lands on the other side of you.
  869. Dec 28 20:42:04 <Mira> "...What."
  870. Dec 28 20:42:10 <DamienLunas> "Here, I have a present for you..."
  871. Dec 28 20:42:13  Mira turns around slowly.
  872. Dec 28 20:42:19 <Arthur> "Huh."
  873. Dec 28 20:42:50 <DamienLunas> he pulls something long and red out of the crotch of his suit...
  874. Dec 28 20:43:24 <HopeOrSteve> :X
  875. Dec 28 20:43:26 <DamienLunas> "Here, this scarf would look stunning on that little creature you were fighting with before."
  876. Dec 28 20:43:29 <Saru> "That really freaks me out when you do that."
  877. Dec 28 20:43:40 <DamienLunas> Freed hands Mira a long flowing red scarf.
  878. Dec 28 20:43:52  Mira takes it gingerly
  879. Dec 28 20:44:15  Mira makes a note to bleach the damn thing before it gets anywhere near Carran.
  880. Dec 28 20:44:52 <DamienLunas> "Have him wear that and his cool beauty will dazzle everyone in sight!"
  881. Dec 28 20:45:00  CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-65A8F7C4.dhcp.lnbh.ca.charter.com) has joined #turfwars
  882. Dec 28 20:45:47 <DamienLunas> "Since you all seem to have a schedule to keep, I'll be taking off unless there's anything else you need."
  883. Dec 28 20:45:51 <HopeOrSteve> "It's a shame I didn't bring my own butterfree. This IS interesting."
  884. Dec 28 20:46:01 <Mira> "Not really no thank you goodbye."
  885. Dec 28 20:46:35 <DamienLunas> "Oho? Perhaps if we meet again you could show it to me. We can compare them side by side... show me something beautiful again and I might just have another present!"
  886. Dec 28 20:47:00 <DamienLunas> "Until then... Au Revoir!"
  887. Dec 28 20:47:20 <DamienLunas> He jumps into the air and begins gliding away on his wings, the mothim fluttering after him.
  888. Dec 28 20:47:30 <Six> "That."
  889. Dec 28 20:47:32 <Arthur> "Some people, really."
  890. Dec 28 20:47:36 <Six> "Was profoundly disturbing."
  891. Dec 28 20:47:49 <Six> "Also fuck him, my hair is awesome."
  892. Dec 28 20:47:50 <DamienLunas> (WOOP WOOP)
  893. Dec 28 20:47:53  Mira whimpers.
  894. Dec 28 20:47:55  Six crosses his arms and scowls.
  895. Dec 28 20:47:56 <DamienLunas> (SIX SAID THE WORD OF THE DAY)
  896. Dec 28 20:48:02 <Mira> (wat)
  897. Dec 28 20:48:02 <DamienLunas> (PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING)
  898. Dec 28 20:48:15 <Arthur> (dittos)
  899. Dec 28 20:48:38 <HopeOrSteve> "He has actual, functioning wings, and none of us asked him about that. D= Do you know how useful those would be?"
  900. Dec 28 20:49:05 <DamienLunas> (oh right exp)
  901. Dec 28 20:49:06 <Six> "I just assumed he was one of you stupid magic mans."
  902. Dec 28 20:49:09 <Arthur> "I doubt they would be particularly easy or safe to get."
  903. Dec 28 20:49:15 <Saru> "If you have to be like that to get them, I;ll pass."
  904. Dec 28 20:49:19 <DamienLunas> (everyone gets 3,500 exp)
  905. Dec 28 20:49:26 <DamienLunas> (because Mira just soloed a level 50 mothim)
  906. Dec 28 20:49:47 <Saru> (nice)
  907. Dec 28 20:50:32 <Mira> (:3)
  908. Dec 28 20:50:46 <DamienLunas> (so we can actually get to the MEAT of the capturing right now if you want)
  909. Dec 28 20:50:59 <DamienLunas> (since gay butterfly man took up a lot of time being a gay butterfly man)
  910. Dec 28 20:51:46 <Saru> (i kind of need to zonk out)
  911. Dec 28 20:52:14 <DamienLunas> (yeah, want them to just go ahead and capture something that's on your wishlist?)
  912. Dec 28 20:52:25 <Arthur> (SO MEAN)
  913. Dec 28 20:52:27 <Saru> (sounds fine)
  914. Dec 28 20:52:44 <Arthur> (Also why did you want to know when I had healing wave)
  915. Dec 28 20:52:45 <Saru> (work tomorra :P)
  916. Dec 28 20:52:47 <DamienLunas> (cool. Counterbeard do you want to pop in)
  917. Dec 28 20:52:50 <Arthur> (because does now)
  918. Dec 28 20:52:59 <DamienLunas> (I dunno why I did before)
  919. Dec 28 20:53:35 <Saru> (anyways, gonna go sleep now... have fun guys!)
  920. Dec 28 20:53:43 <CounterBeard> (If y'all don't mind I will gladly jump in.)
  921. Dec 28 20:54:00 * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
  922. Dec 28 20:54:48 <Mira> "By the way, uh. Six."
  923. Dec 28 20:54:52 <Mira> "Thanks."
  924. Dec 28 20:54:56 <DamienLunas> Klark finds his way out of the hole he fell into and joins you on the hunt
  925. Dec 28 20:55:11 <DamienLunas> (I wish six would have thrown a knife at him)
  926. Dec 28 20:55:20 <DamienLunas> (I was saving a line for that)
  927. Dec 28 20:55:31  Klark Dusts off all the dirt, a scowl on his face.
  928. Dec 28 20:55:40 <DamienLunas> (Ha! I parried your knife with one of my sexy arteries!)
  929. Dec 28 20:55:53 <Six> (Six doesn't actually attack people unless Saru says he can. :3 )
  930. Dec 28 20:56:25 <DamienLunas> Speaking of holes
  931. Dec 28 20:56:39 <DamienLunas> you all sort of notice a few dozen of them off over on the other side of the tree
  932. Dec 28 20:56:45  Six looks flustered by Mira's thanks, and suddenly becomes really interested in that pile of dirt gee I should go check that out
  933. Dec 28 20:57:24  HopeOrSteve follows Six, ooh, holes!
  934. Dec 28 20:57:42  Mira follows. Holes!
  935. Dec 28 20:57:51 <DamienLunas> some of them are pretty small
  936. Dec 28 20:58:00 <DamienLunas> but others are actually quite big
  937. Dec 28 20:58:12  Saru has quit (Ping timeout)
  938. Dec 28 20:58:41 <DamienLunas> There's somewhat of a variety in the holes, leading you to believe that there may be more than one thing causing them
  939. Dec 28 20:58:45 <DamienLunas> perception checks everyone
  940. Dec 28 20:58:49 <Six> 1d20-2
  941. Dec 28 20:58:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 7 [1d20=9]
  942. Dec 28 20:59:01 <HopeOrSteve> 1d20+6
  943. Dec 28 20:59:01 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOrSteve, 1d20+6: 14 [1d20=8]
  944. Dec 28 20:59:10 <Klark> 1d20+1
  945. Dec 28 20:59:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 20 [1d20=19]
  946. Dec 28 20:59:33 <Mira> 1d20+6
  947. Dec 28 20:59:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+6: 18 [1d20=12]
  948. Dec 28 20:59:47 <DamienLunas> klark, mira, you think you hear something coming from the holes.
  949. Dec 28 20:59:58  Mira leans in closer.
  950. Dec 28 21:00:10  Klark Follows suit a bit farther away.
  951. Dec 28 21:00:34 <DamienLunas> Klark, you lean over a hole and after a few seconds...
  952. Dec 28 21:00:43 <DamienLunas> something pops its head out and looks at you
  953. Dec 28 21:00:53 <Six> (oh god)
  954. Dec 28 21:00:56 <Six> (is it...)
  955. Dec 28 21:00:59 <DamienLunas> (:u|
  956. Dec 28 21:01:02 <Klark> (Diiigleeeet?)
  957. Dec 28 21:01:05 <DamienLunas> "Diglet."
  958. Dec 28 21:01:11 <Six> (hggggggn)
  959. Dec 28 21:01:36 <Six> (you troll)
  960. Dec 28 21:01:37 <DamienLunas> It looks like the poor thing might have a cold to you though
  961. Dec 28 21:01:42  Mira blinks, then does that thing everyone's wanted to do
  962. Dec 28 21:01:44 <DamienLunas> its nose is all blue D:
  963. Dec 28 21:01:44  Klark Jumps back a bit.
  964. Dec 28 21:01:49  Mira tries to pick it up.
  965. Dec 28 21:02:02 <Klark> (Blue nose?!)
  966. Dec 28 21:02:06 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  967. Dec 28 21:02:19 <Six> (shiny :O )
  968. Dec 28 21:02:47 <DamienLunas> Mira make a strength check
  969. Dec 28 21:02:52  Klark Watches Mira. "Is that a good idea?"
  970. Dec 28 21:03:00 <Mira> 1d20-4 DOES IT HAVE FEET
  971. Dec 28 21:03:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, DOES IT HAVE FEET: -2 [1d20=2]
  972. Dec 28 21:03:04 <Mira> :3c
  973. Dec 28 21:03:33 <DamienLunas> Mira tries to pull up the little mole
  974. Dec 28 21:03:44 <DamienLunas> however she knocks herself flat on her bottom.
  975. Dec 28 21:04:02 <DamienLunas> Afterwards, the diglett seems to react violently by charging at her
  976. Dec 28 21:04:03 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  977. Dec 28 21:04:05 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  978. Dec 28 21:04:09 <DamienLunas> (any dex?)
  979. Dec 28 21:04:35 <Mira> (lolno)
  980. Dec 28 21:05:21 <DamienLunas> the diglett starts to run you over inexplicably, covering you in a thick layer of dirt
  981. Dec 28 21:05:22 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  982. Dec 28 21:05:23 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  983. Dec 28 21:05:24 <DamienLunas> (err)
  984. Dec 28 21:05:26 <DamienLunas> 3d10+12
  985. Dec 28 21:05:28 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d10+12: 25 [3d10=2,9,2]
  986. Dec 28 21:05:32 <DamienLunas> (smooth over'd)
  987. Dec 28 21:05:50 <DamienLunas> (>:u{
  988. Dec 28 21:05:55 <DamienLunas> "Diglett."
  989. Dec 28 21:05:58  Mira starts digging herself out.
  990. Dec 28 21:06:07 <Mira> "Hey. You."
  991. Dec 28 21:06:12 <Mira> "Do you have feet?"
  992. Dec 28 21:06:15 <DamienLunas> "Diglett."
  993. Dec 28 21:06:18  Klark Releases Nasica, "Mira, you okay?"
  994. Dec 28 21:06:23 <Mira> "I'm fine."
  995. Dec 28 21:06:27 <DamienLunas> (speed?)
  996. Dec 28 21:06:59 <Mira> "Hey, Klark, can I borow your shovel?"
  997. Dec 28 21:07:16  Klark Offers shovel (6)
  998. Dec 28 21:07:46  Mira takes shovel (8)
  999. Dec 28 21:08:42 <DamienLunas> The Diglett glares at mira...
  1000. Dec 28 21:09:09 <Six> (somehow, this whole thing makes me very nervous)
  1001. Dec 28 21:09:17 <Six> (I feel like we're trying to destroy gravity or something)
  1002. Dec 28 21:09:20 <DamienLunas> suddenly 5 more diglett pop out and try to ram into Mira.
  1003. Dec 28 21:09:28 <Klark> (Oh god)
  1004. Dec 28 21:09:31 <Mira> "AUGH"
  1005. Dec 28 21:09:41 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1006. Dec 28 21:09:42 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  1007. Dec 28 21:09:43 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1008. Dec 28 21:09:43 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  1009. Dec 28 21:09:44 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1010. Dec 28 21:09:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1011. Dec 28 21:09:47 <Arthur> "That...may not have been the smartest move."
  1012. Dec 28 21:10:02 <DamienLunas> four of them charge off in the wrong direction
  1013. Dec 28 21:10:08 <DamienLunas> but the alpha diglett and a buddy smack you
  1014. Dec 28 21:10:17 <DamienLunas> 1d4+10
  1015. Dec 28 21:10:18 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+10: 12 [1d4=2]
  1016. Dec 28 21:10:19 <DamienLunas> 1d4+6
  1017. Dec 28 21:10:20 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+6: 9 [1d4=3]
  1018. Dec 28 21:10:39 <DamienLunas> (BEAT UP! [/terry bogard])
  1019. Dec 28 21:10:40 <HopeOrSteve> "Mira!"
  1020. Dec 28 21:10:44 <Mira> (noted)
  1021. Dec 28 21:10:56 <Mira> "Okay okay I'll stop asking already."
  1022. Dec 28 21:11:05  Mira puts the shovel down.
  1023. Dec 28 21:11:13  Klark Walk infront of Mira, Cactus by his side.
  1024. Dec 28 21:11:20 <Klark> (walks*)
  1025. Dec 28 21:12:00 <Klark> (So two digletts left?)
  1026. Dec 28 21:12:05 <DamienLunas> (Mira's... whatever turn)
  1027. Dec 28 21:12:12 <DamienLunas> (actually it's just the one diglett.)
  1028. Dec 28 21:12:17 <DamienLunas> (the rest popped back underground)
  1029. Dec 28 21:12:25 <Klark> (Gotcha)
  1030. Dec 28 21:13:09  Mira backs off.
  1031. Dec 28 21:13:14 <DamienLunas> (so whatever mira sent out takes its turn or something)
  1032. Dec 28 21:13:28  Mira hasn't sent out a pokemon)
  1033. Dec 28 21:13:34 <DamienLunas> (then why did you give me a speed)
  1034. Dec 28 21:13:49 <DamienLunas> (Klark, it's nasica's turn)
  1035. Dec 28 21:13:53 <Mira> (because that's my dex :3c)
  1036. Dec 28 21:14:02  Anon685 (Anonymous@sux-A1AAE5EF.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  1037. Dec 28 21:14:08 <Six> (okay, I might have to go to bed. I'm basically falling asleep)
  1038. Dec 28 21:14:08 <Klark> "Nasica, don't rough it up two much, Peck!"
  1039. Dec 28 21:14:08 * Anon685 is now known as AlsoHopeOrSteve
  1040. Dec 28 21:14:11 <Arthur> (is diglett on anyone's wishlist)
  1041. Dec 28 21:14:14 <Klark> 1d20
  1042. Dec 28 21:14:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  1043. Dec 28 21:14:22 <Mira> (not on mine)
  1044. Dec 28 21:14:28 <DamienLunas> (no problem, good night six)
  1045. Dec 28 21:14:34 <DamienLunas> (I think it was on klarks)
  1046. Dec 28 21:14:40 <Klark> 2d10+6
  1047. Dec 28 21:14:44 <Six> (If we don't catch it and give it freefall, I might cry)
  1048. Dec 28 21:14:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d10+6: 16 [2d10=7,3]
  1049. Dec 28 21:14:54 <Klark> 2d10
  1050. Dec 28 21:14:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d10: 9 [2d10=4,5]
  1051. Dec 28 21:14:59 <Six> (theory: digglet opens a hole to THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH)
  1052. Dec 28 21:14:59 <DamienLunas> (I'll make sure to send you the results of their endeavor)
  1053. Dec 28 21:15:02 <Klark> (Oh derp.)
  1054. Dec 28 21:15:15  HopeOrSteve has quit (Ping timeout)
  1055. Dec 28 21:15:27 <Klark> (Also, it isn't on mine but we can use it to expand the garden/count as a ground type for me to becom earth shaker.)
  1056. Dec 28 21:15:32 <DamienLunas> the diglett takes a light litte hit
  1057. Dec 28 21:16:01 <DamienLunas> It still seems to do a surprising amount to the frail little creature though.
  1058. Dec 28 21:16:07 <DamienLunas> (trainer turns?)
  1059. Dec 28 21:16:17 <Klark> Healing Mira
  1060. Dec 28 21:16:21 <Mira> (sure, I'll toss a ball at it)
  1061. Dec 28 21:16:23 * Six is now known as Parasleep
  1062. Dec 28 21:16:55 <DamienLunas> (yeah I assumed klark would want it even if it wasn't on his wishlist because shiny, ground type, and diglett with freefall)
  1063. Dec 28 21:17:01 <DamienLunas> (go for it mira)
  1064. Dec 28 21:17:08 <Mira> 1d100 pew
  1065. Dec 28 21:17:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, pew: 92 [1d100=92]
  1066. Dec 28 21:17:12 <Mira> :I
  1067. Dec 28 21:17:19 <Klark> 3d20+5 For heals
  1068. Dec 28 21:17:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, For heals: 44 [3d20=18,3,18]
  1069. Dec 28 21:17:29 <DamienLunas> The ball dissapears into the hole and then rises back up
  1070. Dec 28 21:17:35 <DamienLunas> the diglett pops out!
  1071. Dec 28 21:17:41 <DamienLunas> it starts shaking the ground...
  1072. Dec 28 21:17:42 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1073. Dec 28 21:17:43 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  1074. Dec 28 21:17:55 <DamienLunas> (defense on nasica?)
  1075. Dec 28 21:18:07 <Klark> 14
  1076. Dec 28 21:18:30 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1077. Dec 28 21:18:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 8 [1d10=8]
  1078. Dec 28 21:18:51 <DamienLunas> magnitude 8 hits mira and possibly klark if he has less than 2 dex bonus
  1079. Dec 28 21:18:57 <DamienLunas> 3d20+10
  1080. Dec 28 21:18:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+10: 51 [3d20=17,20,4]
  1081. Dec 28 21:19:00 <Klark> Yep it hits me too.
  1082. Dec 28 21:19:19 <DamienLunas> Nasica's turn again
  1083. Dec 28 21:19:31  Mira wobbles.
  1084. Dec 28 21:20:23 <Klark> (Diglett was looking terrible, correct?)
  1085. Dec 28 21:20:29 <DamienLunas> (halfway there)
  1086. Dec 28 21:21:04 <DamienLunas> (one more peck shouldn't hurt...)
  1087. Dec 28 21:21:37 <Klark> (To clarify first, it is a catchign day?)
  1088. Dec 28 21:21:41 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1089. Dec 28 21:22:05 <Klark> "Damn little thing, Nasica lightly Peck."
  1090. Dec 28 21:22:09 <Klark> 1d20
  1091. Dec 28 21:22:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1092. Dec 28 21:22:18 <Klark> 2d10+6
  1093. Dec 28 21:22:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d10+6: 18 [2d10=10,2]
  1094. Dec 28 21:22:38 <Klark> (Damn you dicemaid.)
  1095. Dec 28 21:22:59 <DamienLunas> nasica smacks it around with a peck!
  1096. Dec 28 21:23:14 <DamienLunas> The diglett looks much worse off
  1097. Dec 28 21:23:25 <DamienLunas> (trainer turns, klark goes first)
  1098. Dec 28 21:23:36 <Klark> 1d100 gogo pokeball.
  1099. Dec 28 21:23:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, gogo pokeball.: 22 [1d100=22]
  1100. Dec 28 21:24:29 <DamienLunas> the pokeball smacks the diglett in the head, bouncing off away from the hole and rocking back and forth gently...
  1101. Dec 28 21:24:35 <DamienLunas> until it finally comes to a stop.
  1102. Dec 28 21:24:44 <DamienLunas> Congratulations, You caught a Shiny Diglett!
  1103. Dec 28 21:24:46 <Mira> "Phew."
  1104. Dec 28 21:24:57 <Mira> "NOW YOU GOTTA TELL ME IF IT HAS FEET."
  1105. Dec 28 21:25:08  Klark Floats the pokeball over to himself. "Are you alright Mira-ohgod."
  1106. Dec 28 21:25:15 <Arthur> "How do you propose to figure that out?"
  1107. Dec 28 21:25:23 <Mira> "Hmm."
  1108. Dec 28 21:25:38 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> "Eh."
  1109. Dec 28 21:25:40 <Mira> "Well, now that it won't kill us for trying to dig it up..."
  1110. Dec 28 21:25:49 <Arthur> "Won't it?"
  1111. Dec 28 21:25:59 <Mira> "Don't think it will."
  1112. Dec 28 21:26:04 <Klark> "We could just ask it?"
  1113. Dec 28 21:26:15 <Mira> "I can't talk to Pokemon."
  1114. Dec 28 21:26:20 <Arthur> "If you think, then."
  1115. Dec 28 21:26:32  Klark Releases the diglett.
  1116. Dec 28 21:26:55 <Mira> "Hello there. Do you have feet?"
  1117. Dec 28 21:26:58 <DamienLunas> the diglett shakes its head from side to side to sober itself up
  1118. Dec 28 21:27:05 <DamienLunas> it looks at mira. "Diglett."
  1119. Dec 28 21:27:35 <Arthur> "Would you like me to just get this over with?"
  1120. Dec 28 21:27:50 <Mira> 1d20+6 int check can I diglett sometimes
  1121. Dec 28 21:27:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, int check can I diglett sometimes: 7 [1d20=1]
  1122. Dec 28 21:27:52 <Mira> NOPE
  1123. Dec 28 21:28:04 <Arthur> (YOU CAN NEVER DIGLETT AGAIN)
  1124. Dec 28 21:28:21 <Mira> (neverrr)
  1125. Dec 28 21:29:25 <DamienLunas> (what was that int check even for o.o)
  1126. Dec 28 21:29:41 <Mira> (seeing if I could figure out diglettspeak)
  1127. Dec 28 21:30:49 <DamienLunas> (lol)
  1128. Dec 28 21:31:04 <Mira> (I can never diglett ;_;)
  1129. Dec 28 21:31:07 <Mira> "I give up."
  1130. Dec 28 21:31:22  Mira wanders off to look for less mysterious pokeymans.
  1131. Dec 28 21:31:28 <Arthur> "No objections then!"
  1132. Dec 28 21:31:36  Arthur tries to levitate the diglett.
  1133. Dec 28 21:31:42 <Klark> "Heh."
  1134. Dec 28 21:32:15 <Mira> (in b4 san checks)
  1135. Dec 28 21:32:18 <DamienLunas> "Diglett..."
  1136. Dec 28 21:32:21 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1137. Dec 28 21:32:23 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1138. Dec 28 21:32:25 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1139. Dec 28 21:32:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1140. Dec 28 21:32:26 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1141. Dec 28 21:32:27 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  1142. Dec 28 21:32:28 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1143. Dec 28 21:32:28 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1144. Dec 28 21:32:31 <Mira> (OH FUCK)
  1145. Dec 28 21:32:45 <DamienLunas> The diglett suddenly rams itself into arthur's foot
  1146. Dec 28 21:32:53 <Arthur> (nobody can ever diglett)
  1147. Dec 28 21:32:55 <Arthur> (ever)
  1148. Dec 28 21:33:08 <DamienLunas> Nasica Pomona and whatever that rock thing is called all charge at arthur to beat the tar out of him
  1149. Dec 28 21:33:20 <Arthur> "HOW DID THAT EVEN"
  1150. Dec 28 21:33:28 <DamienLunas> 4d4+10 plus whatever everyone else's combined atk is
  1151. Dec 28 21:33:30 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, plus whatever everyone else's combined atk is: 20 [4d4=4,1,2,3]
  1152. Dec 28 21:33:41 <Klark> Oh boy.
  1153. Dec 28 21:33:43 <Mira> oh god poor arthur
  1154. Dec 28 21:34:07 <DamienLunas> (beat up is fun :D)
  1155. Dec 28 21:34:23 <Klark> (So, their atk all together?)
  1156. Dec 28 21:34:43 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1157. Dec 28 21:34:56 <Klark> 39
  1158. Dec 28 21:35:31  Klark Stares.
  1159. Dec 28 21:35:41 <DamienLunas> (59 damage total)
  1160. Dec 28 21:36:29 <DamienLunas> Mayhem ensues as Klark's entire roster starts smacking Arthur for his insolence. They aren't really sure why they're even doing it.
  1161. Dec 28 21:37:06 <Klark> (Oh. So Bear is attacking as well? Then add 17 to that.)
  1162. Dec 28 21:37:15 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1163. Dec 28 21:37:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1164. Dec 28 21:37:20 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  1165. Dec 28 21:37:22 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 4 [1d4=4]
  1166. Dec 28 21:37:29 <DamienLunas> (80 damage total then)
  1167. Dec 28 21:37:47 <DamienLunas> (dayum diglett is lethal on klark's team)
  1168. Dec 28 21:38:18  Klark Tries futily to return them all.
  1169. Dec 28 21:38:25  Mira runs over and rests a hand on Arthur's shoulder.
  1170. Dec 28 21:38:30 <Mira> 1d20+12
  1171. Dec 28 21:38:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+12: 20 [1d20=8]
  1172. Dec 28 21:38:34 <DamienLunas> they all return once they've had their fill of the beatings.
  1173. Dec 28 21:38:36 <Mira> doot doot dootdootdoooooot
  1174. Dec 28 21:38:38 <DamienLunas> (what's that?)
  1175. Dec 28 21:38:44 <Mira> (blessing)
  1176. Dec 28 21:38:49  Arthur garbles something incomprehensible. His mouth is full of dirt.
  1177. Dec 28 21:38:53 <Arthur> (...)
  1178. Dec 28 21:38:57 <Arthur> (Do you really want to)
  1179. Dec 28 21:39:02 <Mira> (yes)
  1180. Dec 28 21:39:12 <Arthur> (IS YOUR PATRON EVEN CAPABLE OF BLESSINGS)
  1181. Dec 28 21:39:18 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1182. Dec 28 21:39:22 <Mira> (yes, I've used it before)
  1183. Dec 28 21:39:28 <DamienLunas> (she uses it all the time)
  1184. Dec 28 21:39:29  Klark Rushes after Mira. "Arthur are you alright!? I am so sorry!"
  1185. Dec 28 21:39:37 <DamienLunas> "Diglett."
  1186. Dec 28 21:39:42 <Arthur> (Will there be any adverse effects because it's me)
  1187. Dec 28 21:39:51 <DamienLunas> (nope.avi)
  1188. Dec 28 21:40:05 <Arthur> (huh)
  1189. Dec 28 21:40:32 <DamienLunas> (Arthur can't guess plot!)
  1190. Dec 28 21:40:44 <DamienLunas> (btw did I tell you what the scarf does yet)
  1191. Dec 28 21:40:46  Arthur coughs and brushes himself off. "No, no issue at all."
  1192. Dec 28 21:40:53 <Arthur> (I'm much better at it with happy(
  1193. Dec 28 21:41:05 <Klark> (What is health at?)
  1194. Dec 28 21:41:35 <Arthur> (78)
  1195. Dec 28 21:42:00 <Mira> (you did not)
  1196. Dec 28 21:42:07 <Mira> (I figured it was just +cool)
  1197. Dec 28 21:42:10 <Klark> (Righto, did you want another heal? I have two left for today.)
  1198. Dec 28 21:43:03 <DamienLunas> (it's more than that :D)
  1199. Dec 28 21:43:23 <Arthur> (No I'll be fine. Also let me feel the scarf)
  1200. Dec 28 21:44:01 <Mira> (if you really want to)
  1201. Dec 28 21:44:10 <DamienLunas> Arthur takes hold of the scarf.
  1202. Dec 28 21:44:13 <DamienLunas> It's...
  1203. Dec 28 21:44:15 <DamienLunas> so warm <3
  1204. Dec 28 21:44:24 <Arthur> (Arthur has sufficient elegance shields to handle the fabulous)
  1205. Dec 28 21:44:26  Arthur sniffs it.
  1206. Dec 28 21:44:31 <Arthur> "...It's fine."
  1207. Dec 28 21:44:52 <DamienLunas> It also...
  1208. Dec 28 21:44:55 <Arthur> "Doesn't actually smell like crotch. That's...somehow worse."
  1209. Dec 28 21:45:00 <DamienLunas> is a Chance Scarf!
  1210. Dec 28 21:45:00 <Mira> "I still think I'm going to wash it first. :I"
  1211. Dec 28 21:45:11 <Mira> "Also WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CHECK THAT"
  1212. Dec 28 21:45:13 <DamienLunas> This Accessory gives the "Super Luck" ability when held.
  1213. Dec 28 21:45:18 <Mira> (o:)
  1214. Dec 28 21:45:25 <Arthur> "Gives me important clues as to what precisely it is."
  1215. Dec 28 21:45:39 <Arthur> "Yes, it. Butterfly man may not have been a person, you have to admit that."
  1216. Dec 28 21:45:51 <Arthur> "Especially after that BLOB."
  1217. Dec 28 21:46:34  Arthur hands it back over. "That aside, this thing has the same sort of feeling as the stuff in that exorcism place. It's mystical."
  1218. Dec 28 21:46:38 <Mira> "I don't really want to think about it eiter way."
  1219. Dec 28 21:46:59 <Mira> "Oh! Speaking of."
  1220. Dec 28 21:47:09 <Mira> "May I have that seal we found?"
  1221. Dec 28 21:47:33 <Arthur> "Don't you already? I'm pretty sure someone tossed it on you after you collapsed."
  1222. Dec 28 21:47:53 <Mira> "Oh."
  1223. Dec 28 21:48:12  Mira searches through her things and apparently she does have it
  1224. Dec 28 21:48:27  Mira slaps that shit onto Fachtna's pokeball.
  1225. Dec 28 21:48:58 <DamienLunas> You think you see the seal glow eerily for a second
  1226. Dec 28 21:49:04 <DamienLunas> but it was probably just your imagination
  1227. Dec 28 21:49:57 <Mira> "Okay, then."
  1228. Dec 28 21:50:00 <Mira> "What next?"
  1229. Dec 28 21:50:17  Klark Stares at the seal, and the pokeball.
  1230. Dec 28 21:50:27 <DamienLunas> "Diglett."
  1231. Dec 28 21:50:30 <Arthur> "What next indeed."
  1232. Dec 28 21:51:08 <Mira> "Let's look for some more Pokemon, I guess?"
  1233. Dec 28 21:51:24  Klark Looks back to the little diglett, returning it. "Time to go back into the ball."
  1234. Dec 28 21:51:39 <DamienLunas> it nods and says "Diglett."
  1235. Dec 28 21:52:41 <DamienLunas> (There are some more pokemon nearby that I know some of you are interested in)
  1236. Dec 28 21:52:45 <DamienLunas> (If we are to continue)
  1237. Dec 28 21:52:48 <Arthur> (is that so)
  1238. Dec 28 21:53:01 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (Hmmm)
  1239. Dec 28 21:53:12  AlsoHopeOrSteve is up for continuing to look.
  1240. Dec 28 21:53:37 <DamienLunas> (very well)
  1241. Dec 28 21:53:43 <DamienLunas> roll some perception everyone
  1242. Dec 28 21:54:02 <Arthur> 1d20
  1243. Dec 28 21:54:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1244. Dec 28 21:54:13 <Mira> 1d20+6
  1245. Dec 28 21:54:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+6: 10 [1d20=4]
  1246. Dec 28 21:54:19 <Mira> :I
  1247. Dec 28 21:54:52 <Klark> 1d20+1
  1248. Dec 28 21:54:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 11 [1d20=10]
  1249. Dec 28 21:55:03 <Arthur> 1d20+6 REROLLING LOWEST, DO YOU HATE ME FOR THIS DL OR DICEMAID
  1250. Dec 28 21:55:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, REROLLING LOWEST, DO YOU HATE ME FOR THIS DL OR DICEMAID: 23 [1d20=17]
  1251. Dec 28 21:55:13 <Mira> >mfw nine ten eleven
  1252. Dec 28 21:55:35 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
  1253. Dec 28 21:55:44 <DamienLunas> Arthur, you see something off in the distance... something sort of big and reddish
  1254. Dec 28 21:55:52  Arthur stares.
  1255. Dec 28 21:56:06 <Arthur> "Uhm...you know, there might be something ahead."
  1256. Dec 28 21:56:08 <DamienLunas> (oh right the diglett's stats)
  1257. Dec 28 21:56:12 <Mira> "Oh?"
  1258. Dec 28 21:56:29  Mira looks over
  1259. Dec 28 21:56:29 * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1260. Dec 28 21:56:32 <Arthur> "Keep looking, it's big enough that you'll probably catch it."
  1261. Dec 28 21:56:41 <DamienLunas> (its egg moves are beat up, headbutt, and pursuit)
  1262. Dec 28 21:58:25 <DamienLunas> (Naughty nature)
  1263. Dec 28 21:58:40 <DamienLunas> Mira keeps looking and sees the red thing over in the distance by some holes
  1264. Dec 28 21:58:55 <DamienLunas> there seems to be some slight distortion in the air from the heat emenating from it.
  1265. Dec 28 21:59:02 <Mira> "Huh."
  1266. Dec 28 21:59:16  Mira moves closer
  1267. Dec 28 22:00:59 <DamienLunas> Mira moves a bit closer...
  1268. Dec 28 22:01:05 <DamienLunas> close enough to identify it as a kuritaran
  1269. Dec 28 22:01:17 <DamienLunas> it seems to be sticking its head into some of the holes, looking for something.
  1270. Dec 28 22:01:33 <DamienLunas> (kuitaran*
  1271. Dec 28 22:02:16  Mira passes the info on to Klark and Arthur and Hope, then sits back to watch
  1272. Dec 28 22:02:47 <Mira> (gonna go to sleep; it's 1 am here, I need to be up by 7, and I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule)
  1273. Dec 28 22:03:08 <DamienLunas> (mmkay)
  1274. Dec 28 22:03:23 <Klark> "Huh, what is it doing?"
  1275. Dec 28 22:03:31 <Arthur> "No clue whatsoever."
  1276. Dec 28 22:03:31 <DamienLunas> it appears to be chasing after tiny little brown and black crocodiles
  1277. Dec 28 22:03:37 <Arthur> "Maybe it likes dirt."
  1278. Dec 28 22:03:40 <DamienLunas> which are scampering from hole to hole
  1279. Dec 28 22:03:40 <Arthur> (poor gorby)
  1280. Dec 28 22:03:51 <DamienLunas> (sandile is on his wishlist, yeah)
  1281. Dec 28 22:04:03 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> "Huh..."
  1282. Dec 28 22:04:24 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (So who all is still here?)
  1283. Dec 28 22:04:32 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (I'll catch a croc for Saru if needed)
  1284. Dec 28 22:04:33 <DamienLunas> (that's arthur you and klarkk)
  1285. Dec 28 22:04:36 <Arthur> (I am sort of, though I probably can't take much more)
  1286. Dec 28 22:05:04 <Klark> (Hmm. I could catch sandile, and then EARTHSHAKER)
  1287. Dec 28 22:06:36 <DamienLunas> (yeah we're definitely stopping after this catching)
  1288. Dec 28 22:06:57  AlsoHopeOrSteve spots something that Saru doesn't. Maybe it'd be a good gift..
  1289. Dec 28 22:07:17 <DamienLunas> (one of the reasons I wanted to do this makeup session was so that we don't have to rush like this or something when it's like a boss fight)
  1290. Dec 28 22:09:55 <DamienLunas> there seem to be quite a few of the little crocodiles
  1291. Dec 28 22:10:11 <DamienLunas> They mostly seem distracted by dodging around that big anteater pokemon though.
  1292. Dec 28 22:10:18  AlsoHopeOrSteve lets out Trixie, hmm
  1293. Dec 28 22:10:28  Klark Releases Pomona and Rock.
  1294. Dec 28 22:11:27 <DamienLunas> the kuritaran looks over at the pokemon that you send out
  1295. Dec 28 22:11:36 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> "Quick attack one on of those small ones. Try not to attract the notice of- Oh dear."
  1296. Dec 28 22:12:18 <DamienLunas> it starts blowing a tongue-like jet of flame
  1297. Dec 28 22:12:20 <DamienLunas> (speeds?)
  1298. Dec 28 22:12:32 <Klark> 3 and 1
  1299. Dec 28 22:13:15 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> 12
  1300. Dec 28 22:13:33  Arthur rolls his eyes. "Levanter, we should take care of this quickly, it's been a while."
  1301. Dec 28 22:13:40 <Arthur> (15)
  1302. Dec 28 22:14:02 <DamienLunas> (Levanter first, then hope, then kuri, then klark)
  1303. Dec 28 22:14:23 <Arthur> (how many can i hit in one pass move.)
  1304. Dec 28 22:14:51 <DamienLunas> (they're all really far spread apart. You could only hit one target)
  1305. Dec 28 22:15:17 <Arthur> 1d20 shadow sneak anyway, on the anteater
  1306. Dec 28 22:15:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, shadow sneak anyway, on the anteater: 15 [1d20=15]
  1307. Dec 28 22:15:25 <Arthur> 2d10+20
  1308. Dec 28 22:15:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d10+20: 26 [2d10=2,4]
  1309. Dec 28 22:15:49 <Arthur> "Go for one of the smaller ones yourself, I'm sure we have far more than enough to handle that thing."
  1310. Dec 28 22:15:51 <DamienLunas> the anteater growls and snorts flame as it takes the hit
  1311. Dec 28 22:17:05 <DamienLunas> (It's trixie's turn)
  1312. Dec 28 22:17:08 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> 1d20 Quick Attack on a sandile
  1313. Dec 28 22:17:09 <DiceMaid-9001> AlsoHopeOrSteve, Quick Attack on a sandile: 12 [1d20=12]
  1314. Dec 28 22:17:19 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (Oh, by the way)
  1315. Dec 28 22:17:28 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (How are Casts working in Turf Wars?)
  1316. Dec 28 22:17:35 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (Do they need an action or just a declaration)
  1317. Dec 28 22:17:42 <DamienLunas> (just a declaration)
  1318. Dec 28 22:17:56 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> Trixie also traces the anteater.
  1319. Dec 28 22:18:09 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  1320. Dec 28 22:18:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
  1321. Dec 28 22:18:22 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> 2d10+5 to the sandile
  1322. Dec 28 22:18:23 <DiceMaid-9001> AlsoHopeOrSteve, to the sandile: 12 [2d10=5,2]
  1323. Dec 28 22:18:25 <DamienLunas> trixie gets... white smoke.
  1324. Dec 28 22:18:40 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (Not bad)
  1325. Dec 28 22:18:49 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (But not particularly useful at the moment)
  1326. Dec 28 22:18:57 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  1327. Dec 28 22:18:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 2 [1d4=2]
  1328. Dec 28 22:19:18 <DamienLunas> 2 sandiles surface to protect the one hope hit
  1329. Dec 28 22:19:54 <DamienLunas> the kuritaran goes first though.
  1330. Dec 28 22:20:04 <Klark> (Are we catching fireanteater?)
  1331. Dec 28 22:20:05 <DamienLunas> it attempts to flow some flames over to trixie
  1332. Dec 28 22:20:07 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1333. Dec 28 22:20:08 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1334. Dec 28 22:20:09 <Arthur> (dunno)
  1335. Dec 28 22:20:37 <DamienLunas> 1d8+13
  1336. Dec 28 22:20:38 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d8+13: 16 [1d8=3]
  1337. Dec 28 22:20:40 <Arthur> (isn't on a wishlist and can't think of something to do with it. unless it is.)
  1338. Dec 28 22:20:41 <DamienLunas> trixie is trapped
  1339. Dec 28 22:21:03 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (That just means immobilized, right?)
  1340. Dec 28 22:21:15 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1341. Dec 28 22:21:35 <DamienLunas> 1d4+1
  1342. Dec 28 22:21:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+1: 3 [1d4=2]
  1343. Dec 28 22:22:05 <DamienLunas> the sandiles all try to gang up on trixie
  1344. Dec 28 22:22:06 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (Okay)
  1345. Dec 28 22:22:14 <DamienLunas> 3#1d20
  1346. Dec 28 22:22:14 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (BRING IT)
  1347. Dec 28 22:22:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3#1d20: 9 [1d20=9], 6 [1d20=6], 2 [1d20=2]
  1348. Dec 28 22:22:32 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> (20 IN BOTH DEFENSES)
  1349. Dec 28 22:22:45 <DamienLunas> still barely hits twice
  1350. Dec 28 22:23:13 <DamienLunas> 2#1d8+7
  1351. Dec 28 22:23:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2#1d8+7: 15 [1d8=8], 11 [1d8=4]
  1352. Dec 28 22:23:48 <DamienLunas> however their splashes of mud do nothing but get trixie's fur a little dirty.
  1353. Dec 28 22:23:56 <DamienLunas> These waruvile are looking a bit hot under the collar.
  1354. Dec 28 22:24:05 <DamienLunas> (what'sherfaces turn)
  1355. Dec 28 22:24:06 <AlsoHopeOrSteve> She bats the mud back at them, thinking they're playing too. :3
  1356. Dec 28 22:24:13 <DamienLunas> (err, klark)
  1357. Dec 28 22:24:33 <DamienLunas> (although nice job not getting damaged by anything)
  1358. Dec 28 22:24:41 <Klark> (Tree time, so are we ending the anteaters day or did either of you want it?)
  1359. Dec 28 22:24:58 <DamienLunas> (I don't THINK anyone wanted it.)
  1360. Dec 28 22:25:06 <Arthur> (Not particularly.)
  1361. Dec 28 22:25:19 <DamienLunas> (FINISH HIM)
  1362. Dec 28 22:25:33 <Klark> "Pomona, ROCK THROW!"
  1363. Dec 28 22:25:34 <Klark> 1d20
  1364. Dec 28 22:25:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1365. Dec 28 22:25:52 <DamienLunas> hits~
  1366. Dec 28 22:26:02 <Klark> 4d6+1d8+20
  1367. Dec 28 22:26:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 4d6+1d8+20: 44 [4d6=6,6,5,5; 1d8=2]
  1368. Dec 28 22:26:29 <DamienLunas> Pomona ruins that kuritaran's day with a barrage of rocks
  1369. Dec 28 22:26:45 <DamienLunas> the kutaran slumps to the ground defeated
  1370. Dec 28 22:26:55 <DamienLunas> 3 sandiles remain
  1371. Dec 28 22:27:17 <Klark> (We are catching atleast one sandile, correct?)
  1372. Dec 28 22:27:30 <DamienLunas> (yes it's a wishlist pokemon)
  1373. Dec 28 22:27:51 <Klark> (And one took a a bit of damage.)
  1374. Dec 28 22:28:03 <DamienLunas> (a small bit)
  1375. Dec 28 22:28:22 <Klark> "Hel, Heavy bomber on that croc!"
  1376. Dec 28 22:28:25 <Klark> 1d20
  1377. Dec 28 22:28:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1378. Dec 28 22:28:41 <DamienLunas> big hit!
  1379. Dec 28 22:28:48 <Klark> 2d20+13
  1380. Dec 28 22:28:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d20+13: 32 [2d20=4,15]
  1381. Dec 28 22:29:10 <DamienLunas> (since it's body slam there's probably some bonus damage that will be way more than enough to stun it)
  1382. Dec 28 22:29:25 <DamienLunas> (or oh no)
  1383. Dec 28 22:29:36 <DamienLunas> (it's only +1d20 for being in weight class 3 and 4)
  1384. Dec 28 22:30:17 <Klark> (Yep)
  1385. Dec 28 22:30:21 <Klark> (When it evolves.)
  1386. Dec 28 22:30:28 <DamienLunas> it takes a heavy hit and is paralyzed
  1387. Dec 28 22:30:40 <DamienLunas> trainer turns
  1388. Dec 28 22:31:25  AlsoHopeOrSteve will throw a pokeball
  1389. Dec 28 22:31:29 * AlsoHopeOrSteve is now known as Hope
  1390. Dec 28 22:31:43 <DamienLunas> (roll it)
  1391. Dec 28 22:31:43 <Hope> 1d100+5 because regular pokeball why you do this
  1392. Dec 28 22:31:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, because regular pokeball why you do this: 67 [1d100=62]
  1393. Dec 28 22:32:20 <DamienLunas> It...
  1394. Dec 28 22:32:31 <Hope> (D=)
  1395. Dec 28 22:32:36 <DamienLunas> sucks into the pokeball and remains still.
  1396. Dec 28 22:32:45  Hope breathes a sigh of relief.
  1397. Dec 28 22:32:49 <DamienLunas> You caught a sandile!
  1398. Dec 28 22:33:19 <DamienLunas> Trainer turns or arthur's gallade
  1399. Dec 28 22:33:25 <DamienLunas> they are now adjacent for a pass move.
  1400. Dec 28 22:33:38 <Arthur> "What precisely are we to do with the other two?"
  1401. Dec 28 22:34:08 <Klark> "Hmm. If we get another they might pull double duty in the garden with the little mole."
  1402. Dec 28 22:34:43 <DamienLunas> While you're arguing... another one crawls out of the hole
  1403. Dec 28 22:35:02 <Arthur> "Fine with me. Don't be too rough on them, alright?"
  1404. Dec 28 22:35:02 <DamienLunas> And this one... stands up.
  1405. Dec 28 22:35:12 <Arthur> "...But do it quick."
  1406. Dec 28 22:35:27 <Arthur> 1d20 night slash all of them starting from the evolved one
  1407. Dec 28 22:35:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, night slash all of them starting from the evolved one: 6 [1d20=6]
  1408. Dec 28 22:35:41 <DamienLunas> hits
  1409. Dec 28 22:35:46 <Arthur> 2d20+20
  1410. Dec 28 22:35:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d20+20: 43 [2d20=4,19]
  1411. Dec 28 22:35:53 <DamienLunas> next
  1412. Dec 28 22:36:02 <Arthur> 1d20
  1413. Dec 28 22:36:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1414. Dec 28 22:36:07 <Arthur> 2d20+20
  1415. Dec 28 22:36:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d20+20: 41 [2d20=5,16]
  1416. Dec 28 22:36:21 <DamienLunas> next
  1417. Dec 28 22:36:23 <Arthur> 1d20 ?
  1418. Dec 28 22:36:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ?: 1 [1d20=1]
  1419. Dec 28 22:36:28 <Arthur> (NOPE)
  1420. Dec 28 22:36:56 <DamienLunas> Levantr hits two of them with an arm covered in darkness
  1421. Dec 28 22:37:00 <DamienLunas> but it wasn't very effective...
  1422. Dec 28 22:37:53 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn
  1423. Dec 28 22:37:56 <Klark> (Hmm.)
  1424. Dec 28 22:40:01 <DamienLunas> Go for it hope
  1425. Dec 28 22:40:10 <Hope> (Oops)
  1426. Dec 28 22:40:30 <Hope> Trixie...
  1427. Dec 28 22:40:42 <Hope> Yawns
  1428. Dec 28 22:40:45 <Hope> Yaaaaaawn.
  1429. Dec 28 22:41:40 <Klark> (Heh.)
  1430. Dec 28 22:41:57 <DamienLunas> the big one braces himself against some rocks
  1431. Dec 28 22:42:00 <DamienLunas> and launches himself at trixie
  1432. Dec 28 22:42:02 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1433. Dec 28 22:42:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  1434. Dec 28 22:42:25 <DamienLunas> 3d20+11
  1435. Dec 28 22:42:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+11: 31 [3d20=7,10,3]
  1436. Dec 28 22:42:34 <DamienLunas> normal damage
  1437. Dec 28 22:42:42 <DamienLunas> oh also trixie takes 1d20 from the thingy
  1438. Dec 28 22:42:50 <DamienLunas> no wait it's dead so she doesn't.
  1439. Dec 28 22:42:51 <Hope> She takes 11 damage from the attack.
  1440. Dec 28 22:42:56 <Klark> (Oh fire spin)
  1441. Dec 28 22:42:59 <Hope> She looks at him, like huh?
  1442. Dec 28 22:43:12 <DamienLunas> another one tries to bite her with flaming fangs
  1443. Dec 28 22:43:12 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1444. Dec 28 22:43:13 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1445. Dec 28 22:43:19 <DamienLunas> 2d20+7
  1446. Dec 28 22:43:21 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20+7: 30 [2d20=10,13]
  1447. Dec 28 22:43:21 <Klark> (Whoa.)
  1448. Dec 28 22:43:23 <DamienLunas> fire fang
  1449. Dec 28 22:43:40 <Hope> 10 damage.
  1450. Dec 28 22:43:54 <Hope> Okay, now she's like Hey assholes that hurts. D=<
  1451. Dec 28 22:44:02 <DamienLunas> and another one tries to sink her feet into the ground with sand
  1452. Dec 28 22:44:03 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1453. Dec 28 22:44:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1454. Dec 28 22:44:19 <DamienLunas> barely hits
  1455. Dec 28 22:44:23 <DamienLunas> 1d8+7
  1456. Dec 28 22:44:24 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d8+7: 14 [1d8=7]
  1457. Dec 28 22:44:31 <DamienLunas> barely hurts.
  1458. Dec 28 22:44:43 <DamienLunas> then they all stop nakking and fall asleep.
  1459. Dec 28 22:44:48 <Hope> 50/74
  1460. Dec 28 22:45:05 <DamienLunas> pomona and rock's turn
  1461. Dec 28 22:45:27 <Klark> (So other than the night slash, no damage on these diles?)
  1462. Dec 28 22:45:32 <DamienLunas> (nope)
  1463. Dec 28 22:46:53 <Klark> "Pomona, roll out! (The one that tried to bury Trix) Hel, tackle the firemouthed one!"
  1464. Dec 28 22:47:02 <Klark> 2d20
  1465. Dec 28 22:47:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d20: 18 [2d20=16,2]
  1466. Dec 28 22:47:50 <Klark> 1d12+1d8+20 (On burydile)
  1467. Dec 28 22:47:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, (On burydile): 33 [1d12=7; 1d8=6]
  1468. Dec 28 22:48:28 <DamienLunas> pomona starts rolling over the crocodile, but it doesn't seem to squish him as much as you'd like.
  1469. Dec 28 22:48:33 <DamienLunas> trainer turns
  1470. Dec 28 22:49:25 <Arthur> 1d20 gust on the big one
  1471. Dec 28 22:49:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, gust on the big one: 17 [1d20=17]
  1472. Dec 28 22:49:29 <Arthur> 2d10+4
  1473. Dec 28 22:49:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d10+4: 16 [2d10=6,6]
  1474. Dec 28 22:50:11 <Klark> (How is it looking?)
  1475. Dec 28 22:50:59 <DamienLunas> it's getting pretty weakened
  1476. Dec 28 22:51:14 <DamienLunas> it has definitely taken the most damage so far.
  1477. Dec 28 22:51:22  Hope moves in with a crowbar oh god
  1478. Dec 28 22:51:30 <Hope> 1d20
  1479. Dec 28 22:51:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  1480. Dec 28 22:51:35 <Hope> Whiff
  1481. Dec 28 22:51:55 <DamienLunas> hope fails to hit a sleeping crocodile
  1482. Dec 28 22:51:59 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  1483. Dec 28 22:52:51 <Klark> (Hmm. Man, I kinda want the one with firefang but evolvecroc may be too awesome to pass up.)
  1484. Dec 28 22:53:24 <Arthur> (The highest is probably going to whoever's list it's on)
  1485. Dec 28 22:53:28 <Arthur> (because they're actually using it)
  1486. Dec 28 22:53:36 <Klark> (Very true.)
  1487. Dec 28 22:53:40 <DamienLunas> (or you could breed them all together for a supercroc :P)
  1488. Dec 28 22:53:50 <Arthur> (INCESTUOUS SLURRY)
  1489. Dec 28 22:54:07 <Klark> 1d100+5 Pokeball go at evolveocroc
  1490. Dec 28 22:54:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Pokeball go at evolveocroc: 55 [1d100=50]
  1491. Dec 28 22:54:25 <DamienLunas> you toss the pokeball at the big croc
  1492. Dec 28 22:54:44 <DamienLunas> for a sleeping pokemon, it sure does a lot of bouncing in that pokeball
  1493. Dec 28 22:54:51 <DamienLunas> but... eventually you hear a *click*
  1494. Dec 28 22:55:03 <DamienLunas> congratulations, you caught a Waruvile!
  1495. Dec 28 22:57:18 <DamienLunas> still 2 sandiles left though
  1496. Dec 28 22:57:23 <DamienLunas> so arthur go
  1497. Dec 28 22:57:38 <Arthur> (pokeman?)
  1498. Dec 28 22:57:57 <Arthur> (because i took my turn)
  1499. Dec 28 22:58:00 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  1500. Dec 28 22:58:13 <Arthur> 2#1d20 more shadow sneak
  1501. Dec 28 22:58:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, more shadow sneak: 12 [1d20=12], 4 [1d20=4]
  1502. Dec 28 22:58:45 <DamienLunas> both hits
  1503. Dec 28 22:58:48 <Arthur> 2#2d10+20
  1504. Dec 28 22:58:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2#2d10+20: 26 [2d10=4,2], 33 [2d10=9,4]
  1505. Dec 28 22:59:38 <DamienLunas> both don't seem to do all that much to them unfortunately
  1506. Dec 28 22:59:53 <DamienLunas> Trixie's turn
  1507. Dec 28 23:00:05 <Hope> (What's left standing?)
  1508. Dec 28 23:00:31 <DamienLunas> (2 sandiles)
  1509. Dec 28 23:00:51 <Hope> Let's Tackle one for variety.
  1510. Dec 28 23:01:15 <Hope> 1d20
  1511. Dec 28 23:01:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  1512. Dec 28 23:01:18 <DamienLunas> hits
  1513. Dec 28 23:01:19 <Hope> WC3
  1514. Dec 28 23:01:24 <DamienLunas> they're wc 1
  1515. Dec 28 23:01:32 <Hope> 4d10+5
  1516. Dec 28 23:01:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 4d10+5: 31 [4d10=9,1,9,7]
  1517. Dec 28 23:01:45 <Hope> Trxie slams into the one on the left!
  1518. Dec 28 23:01:56 <DamienLunas> The one on the left goes down!
  1519. Dec 28 23:01:59 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1520. Dec 28 23:02:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1521. Dec 28 23:02:08 <DamienLunas> trixie also takes 18 damage from the sand trap
  1522. Dec 28 23:02:19 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1523. Dec 28 23:02:20 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  1524. Dec 28 23:02:25 <DamienLunas> the other croc is fast asleep
  1525. Dec 28 23:02:45 <Hope> Trixie is at half HP. She's all like D=
  1526. Dec 28 23:03:03 <Hope> (Er, a little less than half actually)
  1527. Dec 28 23:03:20 <Klark> (Now, Pomona, continues to roll out, correct?)
  1528. Dec 28 23:03:25 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1529. Dec 28 23:03:43 <Klark> 1d20
  1530. Dec 28 23:03:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1531. Dec 28 23:03:59 <DamienLunas> another hit as pomona rolls around for a second pass
  1532. Dec 28 23:04:09 <Klark> 3d10+1d8+20
  1533. Dec 28 23:04:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 3d10+1d8+20: 42 [3d10=1,10,5; 1d8=6]
  1534. Dec 28 23:04:49 <DamienLunas> the sleepy sandile gets rolled over again, but seems to be staying up
  1535. Dec 28 23:05:29 <Klark> (We already have two crocs, right? If so time to squisha croc.)
  1536. Dec 28 23:05:35 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1537. Dec 28 23:05:45 <Klark> "Hel, HEAVY BOMBER!"
  1538. Dec 28 23:05:46 <Klark> 1d20
  1539. Dec 28 23:05:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  1540. Dec 28 23:05:55 <Klark> 2d20+13
  1541. Dec 28 23:05:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d20+13: 42 [2d20=13,16]
  1542. Dec 28 23:06:01 <DamienLunas> (didn't he just use that)
  1543. Dec 28 23:06:15 <Klark> (Tried to tackle last turn)
  1544. Dec 28 23:06:22 <DamienLunas> (okie dokie)
  1545. Dec 28 23:06:38 <DamienLunas> Hel and Pomona rockpile onto the last crock
  1546. Dec 28 23:06:51 <DamienLunas> it squishes under them with a loud "Nak"
  1547. Dec 28 23:07:24 <DamienLunas> Congratulations, you caught a sandile and a Waruvile!
  1548. Dec 28 23:07:28 <DamienLunas> (you get...)
  1549. Dec 28 23:07:33  Hope grimaces at the noise
  1550. Dec 28 23:07:49 <DamienLunas> 1410
  1551. Dec 28 23:07:52 <DamienLunas> experience points
  1552. Dec 28 23:08:08  Klark Does likewise. "Feel bad for the little guys."
  1553. Dec 28 23:08:09 <DamienLunas> (btw klark you guys also got some exp from gay butterfly man)
  1554. Dec 28 23:08:17 <Klark> (3500?)
  1555. Dec 28 23:08:21 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1556. Dec 28 23:09:09 <DamienLunas> And so, the ribbonwood immortals have once again made several more questionble allies.
  1557. Dec 28 23:09:21 <DamienLunas> Will they help against the S-Squad?
  1558. Dec 28 23:09:36 <Arthur> (no)
  1559. Dec 28 23:09:41 <DamienLunas> (oh most certainly not)
  1560. Dec 28 23:09:49 <DamienLunas> We'll find out next time on Turfwars!
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