the leather club's three sukus down

	A small fuzzy creature covered in leather straps bounded playfully through a marble hallway.
Each step made its small hairs shift back and forth and its body bounce up and down like one big ball of fat. The straps covering its body pressed into its skin forming indentations which would definitely be big red marks when the straps were taken off.
	The creature walked on all fours. Its limbs were small and stubby, with no fingers or toes. The short length of its limbs caused it to walk very low to the floor, with its belly sometimes grazing the ground.
	Coming to a door, it pushed it open with its nose, continuing to press against it until its whole body was inside and then stepped backwards into the room to avoid being hit by the door.
	Inside were cubbyholes lining all the walls, from the floor to halfway up the wall with small stepladders to allow small stubby creatures to reach them. There were some wrestling mats folded against a corner, a shower area with flat, thin nozzles that looked made to be operated with one's mouth and showerheads that were barely a foot from the floor. Near the far wall was a wooden bench, with another small, fuzzy creature nestled on top of it, its body bundling under a towel.
	"Sukusuku, kuku suku ku," said the creature sarcastically. He seemed to be implying that small leather-bound animal was in the wrong place.
	"Suuu kuuuu." The leather-thing retorted, his inflection rising and falling.
	"Suu kuuu, sukusuku!" The towel fell to the floor as the other fuzzy creature rose from his spot and approached the invader. "Kuku, sukusuku." He suggested they settle this right here and now on the soft padded floor, and that the leather-creature take off that ridiculous outfit. He sneered as he returned to his fallen towel, and suggested he was the boss of this cubbyroom.

	The two fuzzy animals now wearing mini-speedos, covering only their hind legs and lower back, with a hole for their hairy tails, stared each other down from across the kindergarten-style dressing room.
	"Kuku! Suku!" A sort of warcry rang out through the room, echoing against the many wooden holes in the room. The two fuzzy things collided, their noses rubbing against one another fiercely, fighting for dominance. One attempted to press his nose under the other's chubby jaw to flip him over, but the other, not giving in so easily, rose his head and dropped his jaw hard against the other's nose repeatedly. His stubby limbs too short to reach his nose, he rubbed it against the padded ground, whining in pain.
	"Kukuku!" The animal chortled in his victory, laughing at how weak his opponent had been. Tears filled the other's eyes, and with a loud "kuukuuu sukuuu!" he charged with all his strength, his nose colliding with the other creature, toppling him over. Wasting no time, he pressed his nose against the other's belly, rubbing and attacking, viciously tickling him.
	"Suku! Suuukkuu!" A cry of surrender. The small thing had never been so terribly tickled in his short life.