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- >Be chef cook of her royal highness
- >You get send to another county to honor a coronation with your best skills.
- >Halfway across the country your small caravan gets plundered by oni's
- >Everyone gets tied up and brought back to the cave community.
- >they start preparing the high class meat they found in your personal stash
- >Omg they are not using any spices.
- >How fucking old is that spit
- >Are they not gonna wash and dry the meat ?
- >That fire will burn the outside while the inside is still red
- >unable to stand this atrocity any longer You get up with your arms still tied and begin yelling at your guard with a mighty voice.
- >The bemused oni has no idea what you're saying.
- >Thinking it would be fun she slices your ropes with her weapon.
- >within seconds you sprint towards the spit yelling at the top of your lungs, the air trembles by your vocal cords
- >The oni's never witnessed this behavior before and scratch there heads.
- >You grab some emergency spices in your pockets and begin to season the giant piece of meat before you.
- >before the oni's can stop you the biggest one of them all calls them to heel
- >You completely lose all sense of time as you begin your work.
- >2 oni's keep a watchful eye but let you do as you please.
- >you retrieve more spices and make small incisions to permeate the meat just right.
- >You create the perfect temperature for a slow grill and even get one of the oni's to turn the spit softly after shaking the cave with one of your outbursts.
- >You ignore the desecration that happens around you and just focus on finishing your masterpiece.
- >Every so often an Oni tries to take a piece of the delicious smelling meat.
- >You hit their hand firmly with your spatula and use your immense lung capacity to send them away teary eyed.
- >Almost at the end of the feast you can see the big oni striding towards you.
- >Her patience running thin she gestures you for a slice.
- >You are about to make the biggest mistake of your life when you can feel it, the meat is done perfectly.
- >You shush the Oni into silence and give the meat one final basting.
- >You sign to your oni guards to slowly lower the meat into your improvised kitchen.
- >You slice the soft meat in a perfect portion onto a plate and add some final herbs.
- >You offer your Magnum opus to the giant oni and wait.
- >Even after the festivities the oni cant help but drool at the tiny piece of meat in front of her.
- >in one bite she takes the whole meal into her mouth.
- >Her face contorts into a full our aheago and she drops on her knees.
- >You serve the oncoming storm of oni's each one plate.
- >After they all pass out from pure bliss you gather your crew and leave the cave.
- >Rumor spreads fast and its not long before you have to constantly be on the run from a particular oni tribe hunting you down.
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