No place like /v/

No place like /v/
- Taken from Sweeney Todd - No Place Like London: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v61DBV60WRg

[Anthony]
I have played the games,
beheld their wonders
from the Smash Bros series,
to the choices of Deus Ex,
But there's no place like Vidya!

[Sweeney Todd]
No, there's no place like Vidya...

[Anthony]
(spoken)
Anon?

[Sweeney Todd]
(sung)
You are new here...
Vidya has been kind to you...
You will learn.

There's a hole in the web like a great black pit
and the /v/irgins of the world inhabit it
and their taste isn't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Vidya...
At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
Deleting threads of the /v/irgins in the lower zoo
turning posting to dubs and HE...
I too have played the games and seen their wonders,
for the shitposting of trolls is as wondrous as Deus Ex
but there's no place like Vidya!

[Anthony]
(spoken)
Is everything alright, Anon?

[Sweeney Todd]
(spoken)
I beg your indulgence, Newfag,
But my jimmies are far from unrustled.
In these once familiar threads
I feel shitposters, everywhere

[Anthony]
(spoken)
Shitposters?

[Sweeney Todd]
(spoken)
Shills

[Sweeney Todd]
(sung)
There was a gamer and his game
and she was wonderful...
a foolish gamer and his game.
She was his favorite and his life...
and she was wonderful,
and she was marvelous.
And he was naive.

There was a publisher who saw
that she was wonderful...
A pious vulture of a jew
and, with an IP to subdue,
removed the gamer from his game!
Then there was nothing but to wait!
And she would fall!
So fun!
So young!
So lost
and oh, so wonderful!

[Anthony]
(spoken)
The game, sir, did they make a sequel?

[Sweeney Todd]
(sung)
Oh, that was many years ago...
I doubt if anyone would know.

(spoken)
I'd like to thank you, Newfag.
If you hadn't replied to me,
I'd have gone back to the catalog.

[Anthony]
(spoken)
Will I see you again?

[Sweeney Todd]
(spoken)
You might find me,
If you like,
Around in a Vampire thread.
I wouldn't use a trip...

[Anthony]
Till then, anon.

[Sweeney Todd]
(sung)
There's a hole in the web like a great black pit
and it's filled with people who can only eat shit,
And the /v/irgins of the world inhabit it..