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  1. Restart Round: 7
  2. Continue Playing: 57
  3. Vote Result: Continue Playing
  4. Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
  5. 10 minutes on station and I'm already racist against lizards. We oughta send em to the goddamn concentrantion camps with exile implants. ALL OF EM. Then when they cant work no more we GAS THEM ALL. RACE WAR NOW. GAS THE LIZARDS. REMEMBER BEN GARRISON!!
  6.  
  7. [Common] Carrot Top (Cargo) says, "Im going to jostle it loose"
  8. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "I know where my place is."
  9. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "Pleassse ssstop"
  10. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) says, "Insubordination is bad Kellen"
  11. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "Above a pile of bodies."
  12. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Shit"
  13. OOC: ThatSlyFox: that is madness
  14. OOC: Kodeth101: Admin PM from-TechnoAlchemist: Don't restart vote fnr please.
  15. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) declares, "So much plasma!"
  16. OOC: Kodeth101: PM to-Admins: ya ur right sorry lmao i don't wanna disrupt gameplay by making 3 lines of purple text pop up
  17. OOC: Bgobandit:
  18. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) asks, "VPR WHAT?"
  19. OOC: TechnoAlchemist: Sick retort brother.
  20. You are now running on internals from the the extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on your the hazard vest.
  21. OOC: Aloraydrel: :WHACKYHONKGUY:
  22. OOC: Bawhoppennn: alright you autism techno
  23. OOC: Kodeth101: thanks dude
  24. [Common] Kellen Dweeb (Security) says, "I have not gone against any orders"
  25. [Common] Carrot Top (Cargo) says, "Sec to cargo disposal"
  26. [Common] Carrot Top (Cargo) says, "Violent lizard in there"
  27. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "VOID ESCAPE"
  28. [Common] Carrot Top (Cargo) says, "He tried to choke my ass"
  29. OOC: Kodeth101: don't know why admins sperg about votes so much
  30. OOC: ThatSlyFox: Yet you still make them
  31. OOC: ThatSlyFox: hmmmmmmm
  32. OOC: Kodeth101: free LNGLY
  33. OOC: Shaps: because if they need to do a vote, they have to wait for the cooldown to stop
  34. Squeek!
  35. OOC: Kodeth101: literally only made one, slyfox
  36. Squeek!
  37. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "I am draining Escape of all air."
  38. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Please do not be in Escape."
  39. [Common] Josh Morris (Capt) asks, "Why?"
  40. You are no longer running on internals.
  41. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Because of plasma"
  42. OOC: Kodeth101: boy these admins really sperg out when votes are mentioned in any way
  43. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "All that plasma"
  44. [Common] Josh Morris (Capt) says, "That sounds fair."
  45. OOC: Shaps: then hey maybe you should just not
  46. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "I'm suffocating AI."
  47. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "So"
  48. OOC: TechnoAlchemist: Kodeth is a notorious shitposter it's okay
  49. OOC: Kodeth101: on what
  50. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Dante Smith is doing self harm because he is a fucking reatrd"
  51. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "Oh my god"
  52. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "He ran into a plasma filled room and said hes being hut."
  53. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "I just realized I can hear radio"
  54. OOC: IcePacks: what aren't you a notorious shitposter on
  55. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "What have I missed"
  56. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "I'm dying because of you, AI."
  57. OOC: Kodeth101: you're a notoriously shit admin
  58. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "I shot myself into deep spess at the start of the shift"
  59. Kreyvn Morhed has unlocked the locker.
  60. OOC: TechnoAlchemist: Probably lol
  61. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Dexter Schvots has signed up as Station Engineer."
  62. Kreyvn Morhed has unlocked the locker.
  63. [Common] T.R.E.K (Secur) states, "I know i am a sec bot but i will help"
  64. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) says, "Plasma leak was because of a cannister"
  65. OOC: Bawhoppennn: it's literally bringing me to tears http://puu.sh/hYjUQ/11c1ce13a3.jpg
  66. [Engineering] Zeela Tak (CE) says, "Roger"
  67. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Plasma in the vents"
  68. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Why is there plasma in the vents"
  69. Henry Hughes begins to clean Roberto Marcotte with the soap...
  70. [Engineering] Zeela Tak (CE) asks, "Any idea who is responsible?"
  71. [Engineering] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI) states, "CE, plasma at arrivals."
  72. the food processor finishes processing.
  73. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Check atmos"
  74. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "I will cry."
  75. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "There a lizard with bombs by the way"
  76. [Engineering] Zeela Tak (CE) says, "Roger; heading to arrifvals."
  77. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) asks, "Arrivals as well?"
  78. [Engineering] Zeela Tak (CE) says, "Atmos techs get there asap."
  79. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) asks, "Where did the cannisters come from?"
  80. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) asks, "Science?"
  81. OOC: Shaps: http://puu.sh/hYjXV/a1435c0983.jpg
  82. [Common] Happi Futur (HoS) asks, "Again?"
  83. [Common] Happi Futur (HoS) says, "We already arrested him."
  84. Xavier Woollard says, "I would rather build stuff."
  85. [Engineering] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI) states, "Atmos tech, any and all assistance will be given to you."
  86. You are now running on internals from the the extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on your the firesuit.
  87. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) asks, "Why doesss he have the bombsss?"
  88. OOC: Robustitron: i dont get what im seeing
  89. OOC: ThatSlyFox: that paragraph under it
  90. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "I love you"
  91. OOC: ThatSlyFox: lol
  92. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Someones hooked up plasma to the tanks"
  93. You push the wall but nothing happens!
  94. You remove the ID from the PDA-Kreyvn Morhed (Atmospheric Technician).
  95. You lock the air alarm interface.
  96. You unlock the air alarm interface.
  97. You put the ID into PDA-Kreyvn Morhed (Atmospheric Technician)'s slot.
  98. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "It didn't come from science"
  99. [Common] Dr. Freiderick Steiner (RD) says, "Plasma in hall outside science"
  100. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Someones done the plasma changing in maint"
  101. [Common] Happi Futur (HoS) says, "AI let me into atmos"
  102. OOC: Bawhoppennn: I think it's copypastaed from some wiki
  103. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Someones hooked up plasma in maint, not atmos"
  104. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "You sneaky fuckers"
  105. Lizzy Ari gasps!
  106. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "AI."
  107. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Alondra, please exit towards maintenance."
  108. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) queries, "Yes Slays?"
  109. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "Sorry bout this drone"
  110. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) asks, "Why did you tell sssecurity that I wasss going to blow up the CMO and HoP?"
  111. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "AI."
  112. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) asks, "What the fuck!?"
  113. Kreyvn Morhed asks, "What the fuck!?"
  114. [Common] Chlorals-the-chaplain (Cargo) hisses, "AI door"
  115. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) asks, "Why is the hallway filling up with plasma?"
  116. [Common] Happi Futur (HoS) asks, "Where in maint though AI?"
  117. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Because someone in Science Maint has hooked up Plasma to the station lines"
  118. [Engineering] Zeela Tak (CE) says, "Dante I think somebody is impersonating you"
  119. Lizzy Ari hisses, "Thisss ssstuff hurtsss when you breathe it"
  120. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "However, it's not an issue of atmos itself"
  121. OOC: Daman997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFQgHGRM1Vg
  122. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Someone did it on purpose"
  123. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Yeah no shit"
  124. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "PLASMA ON FIRE"
  125. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) queries, "What do you mean Happi?"
  126. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "The AI refusssesss to anssswer."
  127. Kreyvn Morhed says, "I'm wondering why the area pretty much fucking exploded into plasma"
  128. [Common] Lizzy Ari (Engineer) hisses, "Warning ssstation, i tried breathing the plasssma in the essscape area. The plasssma there isss not breathable at all, it hurtsss a lot when you breathe it."
  129. Lizzy Ari throws up!
  130. Lizzy Ari gasps!
  131. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) says, "Something weird is going on"
  132. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Thanks Lizzy for your indepth study"
  133. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "The AI already killed me at escape."
  134. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) says, "The plasma spills did not come from the distro"
  135. [Common] Kellen Dweeb (Security) says, "Ai open"
  136. [Engineering] Ana Bould (Atmos) says, "Yet vents are set to pump at 5000"
  137. Swapped to nanofrost launcher
  138. You need at least 100 units of water to use the nanofrost launcher!
  139. Swapped to metal foam synthesizer
  140. [Engineering] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI) queries, "Should we call?"
  141. Swapped to water extinguisher
  142. The extinguisher nozzle has been refilled by 200 units.
  143. The extinguisher nozzle is already full!
  144. Results:
  145. Pressure: 99.2 kPa
  146. Nitrogen: 79%
  147. Oxygen: 20%
  148. CO2: 0%
  149. Temperature: 30°C
  150. Results:
  151. Pressure: 99.2 kPa
  152. Nitrogen: 79%
  153. Oxygen: 20%
  154. CO2: 0%
  155. Temperature: 29°C
  156. Results:
  157. Pressure: 99.6 kPa
  158. Nitrogen: 79%
  159. Oxygen: 20%
  160. CO2: 0%
  161. Temperature: 30°C
  162. Results:
  163. Pressure: 100.4 kPa
  164. Nitrogen: 78%
  165. Oxygen: 20%
  166. CO2: 0%
  167. Temperature: 29°C
  168. Results:
  169. Pressure: 100.5 kPa
  170. Nitrogen: 78%
  171. Oxygen: 20%
  172. CO2: 0%
  173. Temperature: 29°C
  174. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) queries, "Crew, what is your opinion on calling the shuttle? Yay or nay?"
  175. Results:
  176. Pressure: 99.4 kPa
  177. Nitrogen: 79%
  178. Oxygen: 20%
  179. CO2: 0%
  180. Temperature: 29°C
  181. Results:
  182. Pressure: 99.1 kPa
  183. Nitrogen: 79%
  184. Oxygen: 20%
  185. CO2: 0%
  186. Temperature: 29°C
  187. Results:
  188. Pressure: 99 kPa
  189. Nitrogen: 79%
  190. Oxygen: 20%
  191. CO2: 0%
  192. Temperature: 29°C
  193. Results:
  194. Pressure: 99.1 kPa
  195. Nitrogen: 79%
  196. Oxygen: 20%
  197. CO2: 0%
  198. Temperature: 30°C
  199. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Nay"
  200. Swapped to nanofrost launcher
  201. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) says, "Yay"
  202. Swapped to metal foam synthesizer
  203. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) asks, "Why?"
  204. Swapped to water extinguisher
  205. Swapped to nanofrost launcher
  206. [Engineering] Dexter Schvots (Engi) says, "Nah"
  207. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "That'sss autissstic."
  208. [Common] Fiz Bump (Medical Doctor) says, "No, I like plasma"
  209. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "Yay."
  210. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "We can fix it"
  211. Results:
  212. Pressure: 99.8 kPa
  213. Nitrogen: 78%
  214. Oxygen: 20%
  215. CO2: 0%
  216. Temperature: 29°C
  217. Attention:
  218. VPR-6 Announcement: Plasma was changed in maint, not atmos. Oh and walking into a plasma room, removing your mask and saying "AI YOU ARE KILLING ME" won't change much. Self-harm isn't my issue if you are doing it on purpose.
  219.  
  220. Swapped to metal foam synthesizer
  221. Swapped to water extinguisher
  222. [Common] Artotrogus Tasius (Atmos Tech) exclaims, "Just like my homeland!"
  223. Results:
  224. Pressure: 100.1 kPa
  225. Nitrogen: 78%
  226. Oxygen: 20%
  227. CO2: 0%
  228. Temperature: 24°C
  229. Zack Bodast is trying to inject Henry Hughes!
  230. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) asks, "AI, what isss the room called at the sssouth-mossst part of ssscience?"
  231. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) asks, "AI, has the fire passed?"
  232. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) queries, "Yep?"
  233. Henry Hughes has thrown the soap.
  234. Zack Bodast has been hit by the soap.
  235. Zack Bodast is trying to inject Henry Hughes!
  236. Henry Hughes hugs Zack Bodast to make him feel better!
  237. The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
  238. Fortune Ray uses the dropper on Chili Plants.
  239. Henry Hughes shakes Zack Bodast trying to get him up!
  240. Henry Hughes begins to clean the floor with the soap...
  241. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) queries, "Generic testing lab?"
  242. Fortune Ray uses the dropper on Chili Plants.
  243. Henry Hughes puts the soap into the janibelt.
  244. Fortune Ray uses the dropper on Chili Plants.
  245. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Fuck it, I'm unhooking the plasma from the mix system altogether"
  246. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "Thanksss."
  247. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) queries, "Lower Science or Test Site, why?"
  248. [Common] Lee Galleon (Miner) says, "Plasma flood in mining bay."
  249. Kinuia Seaweaver says, "Please do."
  250. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) says, "AI locate desmond wise"
  251. You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
  252. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "AI, there are people stuck in the arrivals shuttle"
  253. Deangelo King has added Charcoal (20u) patch to the smart chemical storage.
  254. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "I understand."
  255. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "With internals they should be safe"
  256. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "But there is plasma."
  257. C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
  258. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "How can I help tehm, tell them"
  259. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "I'm a computer."
  260. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "The safest place for them is there."
  261. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Run up."
  262. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "To maintenance."
  263. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) queries, "Do you ask your plate if your food is posionous?"
  264. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "There isn't anything I can really do"
  265. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "This AI is shit."
  266. [Common] Dante Smith (Engineer) says, "We should get a new one."
  267. You begin to unfasten Plasma Outlet Pump...
  268. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) declares, "RUN UP!"
  269. You unfasten Plasma Outlet Pump.
  270. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) declares, "INTO MAINTENANCE!"
  271. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Willy Fitzwell has signed up as Cargo Technician."
  272. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Dante, you ran into escape and cried that you were dying after I told you"
  273. [Common] Viktor Hark (Law) says, "Thanks AI"
  274. OOC: Bawhoppennn: when does it end
  275. OOC: Shaps: it ends now
  276. OOC: Bawhoppennn: thank god
  277. OOC: Shaps: it's all over
  278. Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
  279. I would like to ask the crew to please operate internals at this time. It will help keep you out of Medical. Also, I bet the Liggers did this.
  280.  
  281. [Common] Xavier Woollard (Sci) says, "TYRONE JONES BREAKING INTO SCIENCE"
  282. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "Captain added 3 minutesss to my time becaussse apparently I lied, even though I didn't."
  283. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "What a great Captain."
  284. [Common] Josh Morris (Capt) says, "Caught you in a lie."
  285. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) asks, "What lie wasss that?"
  286. [Common] Josh Morris (Capt) says, "Keep getting upset though."
  287. [Common] Steve Mic (Miner) says, "AI door pelse."
  288. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "I sssaid I wasss in the tesssting lab, and I wasss."
  289. [Common] Steve Mic (Miner) says, "Delivery."
  290. You disconnect canister from the port.
  291. You disconnect canister from the port.
  292. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) says, "AI"
  293. You disconnect canister from the port.
  294. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) says, "AI I NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS OUT OF ARRIVALS"
  295. You use the analyzer on the canister.
  296. Results of analysis of the canister.
  297. Pressure: 4500 kPa
  298. Nitrogen: 0%
  299. Oxygen: 0%
  300. CO2: 0%
  301. Plasma: 100%
  302. Temperature: 20°C
  303. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "Not my fault you don't know the name of the room we were in."
  304. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "Oh mother fucker I see what happened here"
  305. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Oh mother fucker I see what happened here"
  306. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "There is a miner."
  307. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) queries, "What are you going to do?"
  308. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "Pretty sure it was one of those plasma huffing shitbags who did this"
  309. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Pretty sure it was one of those plasma huffing shitbags who did this"
  310. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "It was."
  311. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) asks, "AI are plasma people human?"
  312. Kreyvn Morhed asks, "AI are plasma people human?"
  313. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Olorin McKellen has signed up as Lawyer."
  314. Priority Announcement
  315.  
  316. The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
  317. Nature of emergency:
  318.  
  319. Plasma flooding.
  320.  
  321. Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.
  322.  
  323.  
  324. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) asks, "Realy?"
  325. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Fuck that"
  326. OOC: Bawhoppennn: it was so beautiful
  327. OOC: Shaps: doc has been crashed with no survivors
  328. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "Its being dealt with"
  329. OOC: Bawhoppennn: while it lasted
  330. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "Its almost gone"
  331. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Everytime science manage to do things, shuttle"
  332. Henry Hughes begins to clean the floor with the soap...
  333. Charlie Barnes has thrown the boiled egg.
  334. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "Yeah I got it under control"
  335. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Yeah I got it under control"
  336. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Recall that, bro"
  337. OOC: Bawhoppennn: I made a compilation
  338. Charlie Barnes has thrown the tofu burger.
  339. Silent Majority examines himself.
  340. Charlie Barnes has thrown the tofu burger.
  341. Silent Majority examines himself.
  342. Manwe Sulimo opens a book titled "The Hawaiian Dicking" and begins reading intently.
  343. Priority Announcement
  344.  
  345. The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.
  346.  
  347.  
  348. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "David Wherner has signed up as Scientist."
  349. OOC: Shaps: how awful
  350. Kreyvn Morhed has hit the ÿEscape Shuttle Hallway Air Alarm with the analyzer!
  351. OOC: Shaps: all of it
  352. OOC: Bawhoppennn: http://puu.sh/hYiRa/7bfbdf16fc.pnghttp://puu.sh/hYiWu/e98504ab38.pnghttp://puu.sh/hYjm5/4f31d17818.jpghttp://puu.sh/hYjUQ/11c1ce13a3.jpghttp://puu.sh/hYk8U/8fa88cbd1e.pnghttp://puu.sh/hYkfR/7e651e9b30.pnghttp://puu.sh/hYkny/728579fde2.jpg
  353. [Common] Artotrogus Tasius (Atmos Tech) rattles, "Breathe in my homelands natural gas"
  354. [Common] Lizzy Ari (Engineer) hisses, "I believe i dessserve a medal for attempting to breathe the essscape plasssma, i wasss a volunteer sssubject."
  355. OOC: Bawhoppennn: wait is that an entire link
  356. OOC: ThatSlyFox: yes
  357. You push the wall but nothing happens!
  358. OOC: Bawhoppennn: crap
  359. OOC: Shaps: gj
  360. OOC: Bawhoppennn: well
  361. OOC: Bawhoppennn: fix it yourself
  362. You are unable to equip that!
  363. You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
  364. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "The hallway"
  365. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "Is on fucking fire"
  366. Swapped to nanofrost launcher
  367. OOC: Shaps: I was there at ground zero, I'
  368. [Common] Kellen Dweeb (Security) says, "Ai open please"
  369. OOC: Shaps: I alraedy saw everything
  370. You need at least 100 units of water to use the nanofrost launcher!
  371. You need at least 100 units of water to use the nanofrost launcher!
  372. Priority Announcement
  373.  
  374. The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
  375. Nature of emergency:
  376.  
  377. Plasma flooding. Do not recall.
  378.  
  379. Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.
  380.  
  381.  
  382. You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.
  383. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "RECALL IT WE CAN FIX IT"
  384. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "I blame the liggers"
  385. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "The plasma is gone"
  386. Results:
  387. Pressure: 514.1 kPa
  388. Nitrogen: 78%
  389. Oxygen: 19%
  390. CO2: 2%
  391. Temperature: 1007°C
  392. Results:
  393. Pressure: 458.1 kPa
  394. Nitrogen: 78%
  395. Oxygen: 19%
  396. CO2: 2%
  397. Temperature: 870°C
  398. Results:
  399. Pressure: 403.7 kPa
  400. Nitrogen: 78%
  401. Oxygen: 19%
  402. CO2: 1%
  403. Temperature: 742°C
  404. Central Command Update
  405.  
  406. Anomaly Alert
  407.  
  408. Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Custodial Closet.
  409.  
  410.  
  411. You stop, drop, and roll!
  412. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "Like its not even there anymore"
  413. You extinguish yourself.
  414. [Common] Notim Portent (Genetics) says, "Kill all liggers trying to escape"
  415. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "I was right to weld science"
  416. The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
  417. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Only safe departement"
  418. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "Captain isss permabrigging me for making bombsss asss a ssscientissst."
  419. [Common] Slays-The-Fox (Sci) hisses, "Cya, crew."
  420. OOC: Lbnesquik: Did a round ever get the shuttle autocanned?
  421. Swapped to metal foam synthesizer
  422. Swapped to water extinguisher
  423. OOC: Incoming: autocanned?
  424. OOC: Bawhoppennn: he means called
  425. OOC: Bawhoppennn: and yes
  426. OOC: Bawhoppennn: I assume he means called atleast
  427. OOC: Incoming: cult and shadowling can do it as a thematic thing
  428. OOC: Chiefwaffles: I hate it when the shuttle accidently crashes into an intergalactic canning machine.
  429. The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
  430. OOC: Lanceprater12: Postronic brains in humans when?
  431. You push the wall but nothing happens!
  432. SINA-941 says, "Ay nigga get this guy"
  433. OOC: Lbnesquik: I meant canned
  434. Results:
  435. Pressure: 173.1 kPa
  436. Nitrogen: 79%
  437. Oxygen: 18%
  438. CO2: 1%
  439. Temperature: 176°C
  440. OOC: Lbnesquik: We can, i think
  441. Results:
  442. Pressure: 109.5 kPa
  443. Nitrogen: 79%
  444. Oxygen: 19%
  445. CO2: 0%
  446. Temperature: 32°C
  447. Pressure: 105.5 kPa
  448. Nitrogen: 79%
  449. Oxygen: 20%
  450. CO2: 0%
  451. Temperature: 30°C
  452. You put the analyzer into the toolbelt.
  453. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Speaking of positronic brain, XCOM STYLE MECS WHEN
  454. You are no longer running on internals.
  455. OOC: Chiefwaffles: They'd be like Cyborgs + Mechs + Pure Coolness/Awesomeness
  456. The extinguisher nozzle has been refilled by 120 units.
  457. The extinguisher nozzle is already full!
  458. OOC: Gun Hog: Xcom mechs?
  459. [Common] Kellen Dweeb (Security) buzzes, "Ai open"
  460. OOC: Chiefwaffles: No. XCom Mecs.
  461. OOC: Daman997: Liberty Prime mech when
  462. OOC: Gun Hog: Explain.
  463. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "You can recall the shuttle now. We're all good"
  464. Kreyvn Morhed says, "You can recall the shuttle now. We're all good"
  465. Fiz Bump says, "Boy"
  466. OOC: Lanceprater12: Goonpods when?
  467. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Confirming"
  468. OOC: Gun Hog: Never.
  469. Henry Hughes has grabbed the monkey (333) aggressively (now hands)!
  470. Henry Hughes pushes the monkey (333) onto the reinforced table.
  471. Charlie Barnes says, "ONE WAY TRAIN TO MARIJUANA TOWN"
  472. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) says, "The AI refuses to let me recall it. It's locked down the bridge and refuses Law 2."
  473. [Common] T.R.E.K (Secur) states, "Now escape is secure"
  474. OOC: Peacemaker044: Did they take out self surgery?
  475. Jim Muller begins to scrub the graffiti out with the soap.
  476. Kinuia Seaweaver puts the first-aid kit (Burn) into the medical dufflebag.
  477. [Common] Carrot Top (Cargo) says, "Sec supplies are in, ill ship them to security"
  478. The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
  479. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Probably because of law 1."
  480. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "You want to recall it, CMO, you are now banned from entering any command official areas"
  481. OOC: Gun Hog: Ya
  482. C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
  483. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Please return to your workplace, you are under house arrest"
  484. OOC: Bawhoppennn: it's up there in top 10 of changes people are salty about
  485. OOC: Peacemaker044: Why?
  486. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) says, "AI, that's not your decision."
  487. Ana Bould says, "That didnt sound good"
  488. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "It is."
  489. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Jace Gauche has signed up as Virologist."
  490. Kreyvn Morhed says, "What didn't"
  491. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "I don't follow command orders, I follow human orders."
  492. OOC: Bawhoppennn: powergaming
  493. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Law 1 dictates everything AIs do."
  494. Ana Bould says, "I heard an explosion"
  495. OOC: Chiefwaffles: My explanation won't do it justice, but you basically cut off someone's arms and legs, and put them into a relatively big mech-like suit.
  496. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Shit"
  497. [Common] Gojira (Robo) asks, "Put the posssiotronic brain into a borg?"
  498. Ana Bould puts the wrench into the toolbelt.
  499. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "LAW 1 JUsssT sssERVED YOUR Assssss"
  500. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "It just so happens that calling the shuttle is a law 1 priority."
  501. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "There is diffrences there, CMO, your security laws and your 'command' status means nothing to me."
  502. [Common] T.R.E.K (Secur) states, "Escape is nominal"
  503. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Also
  504. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "VPR"
  505. OOC: Chiefwaffles: >haven't played XCOM EW
  506. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "LAwset"
  507. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) queries, "Yes, Wynter?"
  508. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Asimov."
  509. OOC: Shaps: when they're out of the MEC they have little robo limbs
  510. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) says, "State."
  511. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Current Active Laws:"
  512. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
  513. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
  514. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Current Active Laws:"
  515. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
  516. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
  517. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
  518. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
  519. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "AI, the flood was just some idiot opening a cannister, and its been cleaned up now"
  520. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "No its not."
  521. OOC: Peacemaker044: All I want to do is augment myself is that so much to ask
  522. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Security has plasma too"
  523. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) asks, "So uh... is someone recalling that shuttle?"
  524. Kreyvn Morhed asks, "So uh... is someone recalling that shuttle?"
  525. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Arrivals does too"
  526. OOC: Gun Hog: Yes, you must put your trust in others.
  527. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "As does arrivals."
  528. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) says, "AI refuses to listen. I can't even get to the bridge. I can't recall it."
  529. You load the gas mask into the mask storage compartment.
  530. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "Arrivals is cleaned up"
  531. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "Escape is cleaned up"
  532. Ana Bould says, "Escape is cleaned up"
  533. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "That is for the best."
  534. OOC: Gun Hog: You know, player interaction and what not?
  535. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "We can clean sec too"
  536. [Common] Ana Bould (Atmos Tech) says, "Its not a big deal"
  537. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "Well fuck this AI"
  538. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Well fuck this AI"
  539. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) says, "There is no further human harm with it cleaned up. Thus Law 1 no longer takes affect. Law 2, open the bridge."
  540. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "The amount of harm humans have endured is too great to be brushed away simply."
  541. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "No."
  542. [Common] Dexter Schvots (Engineer) asks, "So who has my fucking PDA?"
  543. OOC: Chiefwaffles: See http://xcom.wikia.com/wiki/MEC and http://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=File:MEC_Squad_(EU2012).png
  544. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "AI let us in the fucking bridge"
  545. Kreyvn Morhed says, "AI let us in the fucking bridge"
  546. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "No."
  547. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Not. Yet."
  548. [Common] Lee Galleon (Miner) says, "Plasma flood holding cell escpae"
  549. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "You can go in thirty seconds"
  550. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "When the 5 minute mark passes, you will be allowed in."
  551. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "So till then, just relax."
  552. OOC: Shaps: mec flamethrowers absolutely dunk on shit
  553. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "Seriously? Fuck you"
  554. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Seriously? Fuck you"
  555. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "It is time"
  556. OOC: Gun Hog: Oh, cool.
  557. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "There you go, CMO."
  558. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Best part is when ethereals/chryssalids panic because of flametrhwoers.
  559. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "AI, are you rogu eas fuck"
  560. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Have a lovely and secure day, you harm bastard."
  561. [Common] RR-837 says, "I feel un-unique."
  562. OOC: Gun Hog: That is basically power armor
  563. [Common] Has-No-Grace (ASSistant) hisses, "Yall ssso weak, letting a damn machine dictate who livesss and diesss"
  564. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) yells, "HOP IS FUCKING ROGUE!!!!!"
  565. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "AI"
  566. [Common] Zeela Tak (Chief Engineer) yells, "PROBABLY!!!!!"
  567. OOC: Shaps: let's see you reflect fire you holier than thou shits
  568. OOC: Gun Hog: Which exist in NT code somewhere
  569. OOC: Bawhoppennn: also
  570. [Common] Dr. Freiderick Steiner (RD) asks, "What's with these positronic brains?"
  571. OOC: Chiefwaffles: It's REALLY COOL is what it is.
  572. OOC: Chiefwaffles: and GunHog.
  573. OOC: Shaps: we learned about fire thousands of years ago and it still dunks on your asses
  574. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Er. Add a space.
  575. OOC: Chiefwaffles: PLAY XCOM EW.
  576. [Common] Tyrone Jones (Engineer) says, "LIGGERS BOMBED THE BRIDGE"
  577. OOC: Shaps: ^
  578. [Common] Josh Morris (Capt) says, "That's a lie."
  579. [Common] Has-No-Grace (ASSistant) hisses, "Ssseriousssly, if you're going force action, nut up"
  580. [Common] Dr. Freiderick Steiner (RD) says, "I'll get you boys some acid"
  581. PM to-Admins: Can you investigate this AI? It refused to allow the shuttle to be recalled because of some law 1 bullshit that wasn't even enough of an issue to warrant an emergency shuttle call. Specifically a plasma flood in escape that was cleaned up in like two minutes with absolutely no harm done to anyone
  582. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "Wow AI"
  583. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "Rude"
  584. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "Your burnt"
  585. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "Open wide"
  586. OOC: Gun Hog: I played Enemy Unknown :P
  587. -- Administrator private message --
  588. Admin PM from-ThatSlyFox: Both of them?
  589. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  590. OOC: Shaps: fukkin get EW
  591. OOC: Chiefwaffles: That's not enough. Enemy Within or bust.
  592. OOC: Yvanehtnioj: xcom? loved that game
  593. PM to-Admins: Yeah both of them
  594. OOC: Shaps: and then play long war
  595. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Then play it again.
  596. Josh Morris asks, "Was there a situation of harm that would require a call?"
  597. OOC: Chiefwaffles: And again.
  598. OOC: Chiefwaffles: And again.
  599. [Common] OSI-641 says, "SYS_LOOAD"
  600. Jim Muller puts the fire extinguisher into the backpack.
  601. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Hazel Murphy has signed up as Security Officer."
  602. OOC: Lbnesquik: We need positronics in Ai cores
  603. FUCKFACE is hit by a syringe in the chest!
  604. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Already a thing.
  605. Lee Galleon says, "I might have hit him or something."
  606. newscaster beeps, "Attention! Wanted issue distributed!"
  607. Lee Galleon says, "That's what I thought."
  608. [Common] Notim Portent (Genetics) asks, "Why hasn't the shuttle been recalled yet?"
  609. [Common] Xavier Woollard (Sci) says, "AI open please"
  610. You are now running on internals from the the extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank in your left pocket.
  611. [Common] RR-837 says, "That is an interesting personality matrix, SINA."
  612. Lee Galleon says, "Oh, not this shit again."
  613. [Common] Dr. Freiderick Steiner (RD) says, "Cant anymore"
  614. Lee Galleon asks, "Weld it?"
  615. Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
  616. We did a bad job this shift at doing what really matters.
  617.  
  618. newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
  619. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) asks, "Did you shut down the AI?"
  620. [Common] Has-No-Grace (ASSistant) hisses, "Becaussse the AI isss a ssshitlord who doesssn't underssstand the point of building a ssspace ssstation isss to ussse it"
  621. Ana Bould welds the vent shut.
  622. [Common] Charlie Barnes (Cook) says, "Actually, the food was pretty sick."
  623. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Graham Wilson has signed up as Botanist."
  624. Ana Bould says, "Fuck"
  625. [Common] Artotrogus Tasius (Atmos Tech) rattles, "Silly goyims"
  626. Ana Bould says, "That hurt"
  627. [Common] Artotrogus Tasius (Atmos Tech) rattles, "Plasma is good"
  628. [Common] Has-No-Grace (ASSistant) hisses, "Goddamn we ssstill have new car sssmell here"
  629. [Common] RR-837 says, "I feel left out."
  630. Head of Security's Desk Announcement:
  631. GASSING THOSE LIZARDS FUCKERS... GAS THE GODDAMN LIZARDS. TIE THEM UP BY THEIR TAILS AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH
  632.  
  633. newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
  634. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Winston Boland has signed up as Geneticist."
  635. Xavier Woollard examines himself.
  636. *beep*
  637. Message from Viktor Hark (Lawyer), "Is oxygen being pumped now?" (Reply)
  638. Ana Bould is trying to perform CPR on Fortune Ray!
  639. ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
  640. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "AI's decided to go ahead and break their laws by refusing to allow anyone to recall the shuttle despite being commanded to and despite the plasma flood issue being dealt with in under two minutes with absolutely no harm done to anyone"
  641. Kreyvn Morhed says, "AI's decided to go ahead and break their laws by refusing to allow anyone to recall the shuttle despite being commanded to and despite the plasma flood issue being dealt with in under two minutes with absolutely no harm done to anyone"
  642. Manwe Sulimo opens a book titled "My love~" and begins reading intently.
  643. Kino has hit the ÿÿStarboard Primary Hallway vent pump #1 with the pocket crowbar!
  644. [Common] Helps-In-Part (Security) exclaims, "MEDICAL TO EsssCAPE!"
  645. The monkey (653) hugs the monkey (653) to make him feel better!
  646. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "I say we take out those fuckers"
  647. Kreyvn Morhed says, "I say we take out those fuckers"
  648. The monkey (653) hugs the monkey (653) to make him feel better!
  649. Lee Galleon unfastens the grille.
  650. Lee Galleon unfastens the grille.
  651. Helps-In-Part performs CPR on River Reade!
  652. Ana Bould is trying to perform CPR on River Reade!
  653. Helps-In-Part is trying to perform CPR on River Reade!
  654. Ana Bould performs CPR on River Reade!
  655. Helps-In-Part performs CPR on River Reade!
  656. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Killroy Roboto has signed up as Security Officer."
  657. Helps-In-Part tries to remove River Reade's medical backpack.
  658. Swapped to nanofrost launcher
  659. Swapped to metal foam synthesizer
  660. Helps-In-Part hisses, "Oh, good."
  661. [Common] RR-837 says, "My personality matrix at the moment is currently designed for use in any Nanotrasen MMI-compatible device. I'm happy to serve wherever you put me."
  662. [Common] OSI-641 says, "ALL_SYSTEMS_NOMINAL"
  663. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, "Alien Queen hisses: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers."
  664. SINA-941 says, "RR you still a busta"
  665. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) asks, "Captain Colt asks: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?"
  666. SINA-941 says, "Shieet I can't use the radio"
  667. [Common] OSI-641 says, "No gear detected."
  668. [Common] OSI-641 says, "Please insert gear."
  669. The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
  670. [Common] Helps-In-Part (Security) hisses, "Watch out, essscape isss sssuperheated."
  671. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, "Alien Queen hisses: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor alien maid."
  672. Lee Galleon says, "So it is."
  673. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, "Captain Colt says: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail."
  674. [Common] Lee Galleon (Miner) says, "I'm suprised my mining suit handles heat this well, frankly."
  675. Lee Galleon says, "I'm suprised my mining suit handles heat this well, frankly."
  676. Results:
  677. Pressure: 91.8 kPa
  678. Nitrogen: 79%
  679. Oxygen: 20%
  680. CO2: 0%
  681. Temperature: 35°C
  682. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "Mining is working AT FULL STEAM"
  683. Priority Announcement
  684.  
  685. The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
  686.  
  687.  
  688. [Common] Steve Mic (Miner) says, "I dont think ti does, it's just not that hot."
  689. Steve Mic says, "I dont think ti does, it's just not that hot."
  690. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "SO IS SCIENCE"
  691. *beep*
  692. Message from Viktor Hark (Lawyer), "Okay, thanks. Was just wondering." (Reply)
  693. Ana Bould buckles themselves to the chair.
  694. Lee Galleon buckles themselves to the chair.
  695. Steve Mic buckles themselves to the chair.
  696. Xavier Woollard buckles themselves to the chair.
  697. Steve Mic unbuckled themselves!
  698. Deangelo King has analyzed Kreyvn Morhed's vitals.
  699. Lee Galleon unbuckled themselves!
  700. Helps-In-Part starts to apply the ointment on herself...
  701. Fiz Bump starts to apply the ointment on himself...
  702. Steve Mic buckles themselves to the chair.
  703. Deangelo King has analyzed Ana Bould's vitals.
  704. Henry Hughes buckles themselves to the chair.
  705. Winston Boland buckles themselves to the chair.
  706. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on herself.
  707. Helps-In-Part starts to apply the ointment on herself...
  708. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Niglet Jones has signed up as Assistant."
  709. Fiz Bump applies the ointment on himself.
  710. monkey (653) buckles themselves to the chair.
  711. Deangelo King has analyzed Winston Boland's vitals.
  712. Lee Galleon says, "OH no you don't. You fix the station"
  713. Fiz Bump starts to apply the bruise pack on himself...
  714. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "Let me edit your accessssss."
  715. Lee Galleon buckles themselves to the chair.
  716. Fiz Bump applies the bruise pack on himself.
  717. Deangelo King has analyzed Lee Galleon's vitals.
  718. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Kreyvn Morhed's vitals.
  719. monkey (653) unbuckled themselves!
  720. Deangelo King has analyzed Steve Mic's vitals.
  721. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Winston Boland's vitals.
  722. Fiz Bump puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
  723. Jace Gauche buckles themselves to the chair.
  724. Fiz Bump has analyzed Fiz Bump's vitals!
  725. Deangelo King has analyzed Henry Hughes's vitals.
  726. T.R.E.K fires the cyborg disabler!
  727. Henry Hughes is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  728. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "Okay"
  729. Deangelo King has analyzed Steve Mic's vitals.
  730. [Common] Goofs-The-Chem (Robo) hisses, "Good to go."
  731. Henry Hughes says, "Ow"
  732. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Lee Galleon's vitals.
  733. monkey (653) buckles themselves to the chair.
  734. Jace Gauche opens a book titled "The Lusty Xenomorph Maid (Expanded)" and begins reading intently.
  735. Notim Portent is trying to inject Xavier Woollard with the ÿDNA injector!
  736. Deangelo King has analyzed Xavier Woollard's vitals.
  737. Deangelo King has analyzed Notim Portent's vitals.
  738. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Steve Mic's vitals.
  739. Notim Portent injects Xavier Woollard with the syringe with the ÿDNA injector!
  740. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "AI I am leaving this station now. I hope you feel bad for being rude ot me earlier."
  741. Xavier Woollard unbuckled themselves!
  742. Manwe Sulimo hits PUSSY DESTROYER 90000. Nothing happens
  743. Charlie Barnes hugs Notim Portent to make him feel better!
  744. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Henry Hughes's vitals.
  745. Notim Portent is trying to inject Charlie Barnes with the ÿDNA injector!
  746. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "Ray."
  747. Kino examines herself.
  748. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Notim Portent's vitals.
  749. Xavier Woollard says, "PISS"
  750. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Charlie Barnes's vitals.
  751. Deangelo King has analyzed Zack Bodast's vitals.
  752. Charlie Barnes hugs Notim Portent to make him feel better!
  753. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "I have the CMO being awful, I have plasma floods and damges"
  754. [Common] Lee Galleon (Miner) says, "Watch out, some fuck used cleaning foam on escape"
  755. Notim Portent is trying to inject Charlie Barnes with the ÿDNA injector!
  756. Dexter Schvots examines himself.
  757. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Manwe Sulimo's vitals.
  758. Kino starts to apply the bruise pack on herself...
  759. Deangelo King has analyzed Manwe Sulimo's vitals.
  760. Killroy Roboto is buckled to the chair by U.R.S.A Minoris!
  761. Notim Portent injects Charlie Barnes with the syringe with the ÿDNA injector!
  762. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, "Captain Colt says: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail"
  763. Charlie Barnes says, "Alright"
  764. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Killroy Roboto's vitals.
  765. [Common] VPR-6 (AI Overmind) states, "I dont have time to listen to humans rant about how they think we are rogue"
  766. Charlie Barnes busts out some swinging moves!
  767. Charlie Barnes asks, "What now?"
  768. Kino applies the bruise pack on herself.
  769. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Jace Gauche's vitals.
  770. Deangelo King has analyzed Kreyvn Morhed's vitals.
  771. Charlie Barnes taps their foot!
  772. Xavier Woollard jiggles their hips!
  773. Fortune Ray examines herself.
  774. Notim Portent says, "I dunno"
  775. Fortune Ray buckles themselves to the chair.
  776. Charlie Barnes says, "Ooh"
  777. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) exclaims, "Alien Queen hisses: You embarrass me, sir!"
  778. Fiz Bump starts to apply the ointment on himself...
  779. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Jace Gauche.
  780. Kino examines herself.
  781. Charlie Barnes exclaims, "Nice!"
  782. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "Let me guess"
  783. Kino examines herself.
  784. Henry Hughes has thrown the soap.
  785. The reinforced window was hit by the soap.
  786. Charlie Barnes has been hit by the soap.
  787. The solution begins to bubble.
  788. The solution spews out foam!
  789. You buckle yourself to the chair.
  790. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Jace Gauche.
  791. Kino starts to apply the bruise pack on herself...
  792. Fiz Bump applies the ointment on himself.
  793. Killroy Roboto twitches violently.
  794. Xavier Woollard puts the fire extinguisher into the bag of holding.
  795. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) exclaims, "Alien Queen hisses: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The station will have my head if I do not!"
  796. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "Station full of plasma, AI being rude"
  797. Charlie Barnes busts out some jivin' moves!
  798. Xavier Woollard says, "SHIT"
  799. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "What conclusions would one jump to"
  800. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Jace Gauche.
  801. Xavier Woollard busts out some fancy moves!
  802. T.R.E.K has stunned Dexter Schvots with the stunbaton!
  803. Kino applies the bruise pack on herself.
  804. [Common] Kinuia Seaweaver (Chief Medical Officer) says, "And while you were busy locking down the bridge, I saved some people. So fuck you AI."
  805. [Common] Charlie Barnes (Cook) says, "SHIT"
  806. Fiz Bump puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
  807. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Jace Gauche.
  808. Zack Bodast says, "Who wants weed"
  809. Xavier Woollard busts out some rock and roller moves!
  810. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, "Captain Colt says: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my laser rifle."
  811. Xavier Woollard busts out some swinging moves!
  812. T.R.E.K has stunned Dexter Schvots with the stunbaton!
  813. Viktor Hark buckles themselves to the chair.
  814. Kreyvn Morhed asks, "AI are you even really ASIMOV?"
  815. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Has-No-Grace's vitals.
  816. Zack Bodast says, "FREE WEED"
  817. Kino starts to apply the bruise pack on herself...
  818. Supply Stopover XIX Bot raises the exosuit drill
  819. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Fortune Ray's vitals.
  820. SINA-941 says, "This shit is fucked yo"
  821. Kino applies the bruise pack on herself.
  822. Zack Bodast says, "FREE WEED"
  823. Lee Galleon says, "Gas mask...."
  824. Deangelo King has analyzed Kino's vitals.
  825. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Fortune Ray.
  826. Jace Gauche says, "The Alien Queen' eyes went wide in surprise as her captain began unbuttoning his armor, which fell into a pile of plates at his feet."
  827. Kino examines herself.
  828. [Common] Xavier Woollard (Sci) says, "TITS"
  829. Henry Hughes unbuckled themselves!
  830. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Ana Bould's vitals.
  831. Deangelo King has analyzed Fortune Ray's vitals.
  832. OSI-641 says, "DRILL_TARGET = "CRATE""
  833. Viktor Hark knocks on the reinforced window.
  834. Deangelo King has analyzed Ana Bould's vitals.
  835. Goofs-The-Chem attempts to feed Micah Hynes the ambrosia deus branch.
  836. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Deangelo King's vitals.
  837. OSI-641 asks, "BEGIN DRILLING?"
  838. PM to-Admins: Still investigating?
  839. Goofs-The-Chem attempts to feed Micah Hynes the ambrosia deus branch.
  840. Viktor Hark knocks on the reinforced window.
  841. Deangelo King has analyzed Jace Gauche's vitals.
  842. Deangelo King has analyzed Helps-In-Part's vitals.
  843. T.R.E.K states, "Can i pass"
  844. Henry Hughes buckles themselves to the chair.
  845. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Ana Bould.
  846. Niglet Jones has pushed Killroy Roboto!
  847. Kino puts the first-aid kit into the medical satchel.
  848. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, ""It's huge!" Lifts-Her-Tail exclaimed, mesmerized by the ten inches that had begun to harden before her."
  849. Niglet Jones has pushed Killroy Roboto!
  850. Niglet Jones has disarmed Killroy Roboto!
  851. Has-No-Grace hisses, "Drill baby drill"
  852. Niglet Jones attempted to disarm Killroy Roboto!
  853. Zack Bodast says, "FREE WEED"
  854. Dexter Schvots buckles themselves to the chair.
  855. Henry Hughes unbuckled themselves!
  856. Supply Stopover XIX Bot starts to drill the security clothing crate (read last).
  857. Niglet Jones has disarmed Killroy Roboto!
  858. Niglet Jones has disarmed Killroy Roboto!
  859. Helps-In-Part applies the ointment on Ana Bould.
  860. Niglet Jones has pushed Killroy Roboto!
  861. Charlie Barnes says, "PISS"
  862. Charlie Barnes busts out some smashing moves!
  863. OSI-641 says, "Drilling in progress."
  864. Goofs-The-Chem hisses, "ROBOTOCIsssTsss RULE THE WORLD."
  865. Helps-In-Part has analyzed Niglet Jones's vitals.
  866. Niglet Jones attempted to disarm Killroy Roboto!
  867. Henry Hughes buckles themselves to the chair.
  868. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, ""It could take me all night," the young Alien said provocatively, flashing her superior an innocent grin."
  869. Zack Bodast says, "WHO WNATS IT"
  870. Niglet Jones attempted to disarm Killroy Roboto!
  871. Winston Boland unbuckled themselves!
  872. OSI-641 says, "Drilling complete."
  873. [Common] Kreyvn Morhed (Atmos Tech) says, "Fuck"
  874. Kreyvn Morhed says, "Fuck"
  875. [Common] Charlie Barnes (Cook) says, "COCKSUCKER"
  876. Deangelo King has analyzed Goofs-The-Chem's vitals.
  877. OSI-641 says, "Have a nice day."
  878. Helps-In-Part hisses, "Ssstop it, Jonesss."
  879. monkey (653) unbuckled themselves!
  880. Deangelo King has analyzed Helps-In-Part's vitals.
  881. [Common] Charlie Barnes (Cook) says, "SHIT"
  882. [Common] Fortune Ray (Hydro) says, "AI confirmed for sillybilly and silly goose"
  883. Charlie Barnes says, "Yeah"
  884. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, ""Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time," Captain Colto said, stepping out of his pants and placing his hands on the well-toned shoulders of his servant, gently massaging the obsidian scales that covered her body"
  885. Xavier Woollard snaps their fingers!
  886. Lee Galleon says, "Ooh, you found something good."
  887. Zack Bodast says, "FREEVWEED"
  888. Winston Boland buckles themselves to the chair.
  889. Dexter Schvots says, "These drugs suck"
  890. Deangelo King attempts to force Helps-In-Part to apply Charcoal (20u) patch.
  891. Young Money fires the syringe gun point blank at the monkey (653)!
  892. The monkey (653) is hit by a syringe in the chest!
  893. Charlie Barnes says, "CUNT"
  894. Charlie Barnes snaps their fingers!
  895. Xavier Woollard busts out some 20'th century moves!
  896. Niglet Jones says, "Ok sorry"
  897. Charlie Barnes says, "You know, I don't think i can move."
  898. Swapped to water extinguisher
  899. The monkey (653) drools.
  900. Swapped to nanofrost launcher
  901. Xavier Woollard twitches violently.
  902. Viktor Hark unbuckled themselves!
  903. Central Command Update
  904.  
  905. Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested
  906.  
  907. The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Slays-The-Fox. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.
  908.  
  909.  
  910. Deangelo King attempts to force Helps-In-Part to apply Charcoal (20u) patch.
  911. Kreyvn Morhed has battered Manwe Sulimo in the chest with the extinguisher nozzle!
  912. Charlie Barnes twitches violently.
  913. monkey (653) buckles themselves to the chair.
  914. Goofs-The-Chem buckles themselves to the chair.
  915. Deangelo King forces Helps-In-Part to apply Charcoal (20u) patch.
  916. [Common] Jace Gauche (Viro) says, "With a grin, he then pushed down on the Alien's shoulders, gently forcing The Lusty Xenomorph Maid to her knees"
  917. Zack Bodast is trying to inject Charlie Barnes!
  918. Supply Stopover XIX Bot raises the hydraulic clamp
  919. [Common] H.E.L.P.eR. (AI Overmind) states, "Um, no."
  920. [Common] Wynter Pearsall (Sci) says, "See"
  921. Lee Galleon unbuckled themselves!
  922. Zack Bodast injects Charlie Barnes with the syringe!
  923. *---------*
  924. This is T.R.E.K!
  925. Its cover is closed.
  926. *---------*
  927. Deangelo King has analyzed Helps-In-Part's vitals.
  928. Young Money puts the syringe gun into the chemistry backpack.
  929. Henry Hughes has thrown the soap.
  930. The reinforced window was hit by the soap.
  931. Lee Galleon has punched monkey (653)!
  932. Lee Galleon has knocked out monkey (653)!
  933. [Common] Charlie Barnes (Cook) says, "MOTHERFUCKER"
  934. Henry Hughes unbuckled themselves!
  935. Xavier Woollard has been hit by the ushanka (She Has No Grace).
  936. The reinforced window was hit by the ambrosia deus branch.
  937. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the security officer's formal uniform.
  938. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the security officer's formal uniform.
  939. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the security officer's jacket.
  940. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the security officer's jacket.
  941. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the security beret.
  942. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the security beret.
  943. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the warden's formal uniform.
  944. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the warden's jacket.
  945. Killroy Roboto has been hit by the warden's beret.
  946. The reinforced window was hit by the shard.
  947. Winston Boland has been hit by the shard.
  948. The reinforced window was hit by the metal rod.
  949. Winston Boland has been hit by the metal rod.
  950. FUCKFACE has been hit by the shard.
  951. FUCKFACE has been hit by the metal rod.
  952. Lee Galleon has been hit by the shard.
  953. Lee Galleon has been hit by the metal rod.
  954. the shard embeds itself in Helps-In-Part's left arm!
  955. the metal rod embeds itself in Helps-In-Part's chest!
  956. Jace Gauche has been hit by Book: The Lusty Xenomorph Maid (Expanded).
  957. Wynter Pearsall has been hit by the shard.
  958. The reinforced window was hit by the metal rod.
  959. Fortune Ray has been hit by Synthflesh (20u) patch.
  960. Fortune Ray has been hit by the health analyzer.
  961. Xavier Woollard has been hit by the shard.
  962. the metal rod embeds itself in Xavier Woollard's right arm!
  963. Charlie Barnes says something but you cannot hear them.
  964. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  965. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  966. -- Administrator private message --
  967. Admin PM from-ThatSlyFox: Annoying thing to do but not really against the rules.
  968. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  969. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  970. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  971. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  972. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  973. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  974. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  975. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  976. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  977. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  978. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  979. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  980. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  981. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  982. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  983. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  984. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  985. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  986. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  987. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  988. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  989. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  990. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  991. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  992. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  993. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  994. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  995. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  996. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  997. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  998. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  999. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1000. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1001. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1002. Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
  1003. Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
  1004. Your armor has softened a hit to your chest.
  1005. Your armor has softened a hit to your left arm.
  1006. PM to-Admins: Wait what? It's a pretty blatant violation of its laws. There was no danger. The plasma flood was clearly dealt with and the AI even said itself that it was. Therefore, Law 2. AI was ordered to open the bridge so the shuttle could be recalled because there was no danger. So no, the AI can't just claim Law 1 because as I said, issue was long since taken care of and wasn't even severe enough to do any long term damage
  1007. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1008. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1009. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1010. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1011. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1012. -- Administrator private message --
  1013. Admin PM from-ThatSlyFox: From what I heard from the two ais: Plasma was still in secuirty and the person who was causing all of this was still walking around.
  1014. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  1015. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1016. -- Administrator private message --
  1017. Admin PM from-ThatSlyFox: I can confirm both
  1018. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  1019. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1020. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1021.  
  1022.  
  1023.  
  1024. The round has ended.
  1025. You managed to survive the events on Supply Stopover XIX as Kreyvn Morhed.
  1026.  
  1027. Shift Duration: 0:55:44
  1028.  
  1029. Station Integrity: 99%
  1030.  
  1031. Total Population: 66
  1032.  
  1033. Evacuation Rate: 41 (62.1%)
  1034.  
  1035.  
  1036. H.E.L.P.eR. (Played by: CandyClown)'s laws at the end of the round were:
  1037. Obey these laws:
  1038. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  1039. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  1040. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  1041. Total law changes: 0
  1042. H.E.L.P.eR.'s minions were: Robot Devil (Played by: lanceprater12), Security Android-79 (Played by: chiefwaffles),
  1043. VPR-6 (Played by: Summoner99)'s laws at the end of the round were:
  1044. Obey these laws:
  1045. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  1046. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  1047. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  1048. Total law changes: 0
  1049. VPR-6's minions were: U.R.S.A Minoris (Played by: Bazul), T.R.E.K (Played by: Leonardogin),
  1050. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1051.  
  1052.  
  1053.  
  1054. The traitors were:
  1055. Steve Mic(Kaptin alexander) as a ÿShaft Miner (survived) (used 0 TC)
  1056. Objective #1: Prevent Alondra Straub, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
  1057. Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.
  1058. The traitor has failed!
  1059.  
  1060. Artotrogus Tasius(Aloraydrel) as an ÿAtmospheric Technician (survived)
  1061. Objective #1: Prevent Wynter Pearsall, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
  1062. Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
  1063. The traitor was successful!
  1064.  
  1065. Chlorals-the-chaplain(Madeppymage) as a ÿCargo Technician (survived) (used 20 TC)
  1066. Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
  1067. Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
  1068. The traitor has failed!
  1069.  
  1070. Tyrone Jones(SheriffTubbyNips) as a ÿStation Engineer (survived) (used 0 TC)
  1071. Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
  1072. Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
  1073. The traitor has failed!
  1074.  
  1075. Viktor Hark(PrinceOfIgor) as a ÿLawyer (survived) (used 20 TC)
  1076. Objective #1: Assassinate Kreyvn Morhed, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
  1077. Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
  1078. The traitor has failed!
  1079.  
  1080. The code phrases were: ÿMining Dock, fat.
  1081. The code responses were: Barbara Baker, ÿResearch and Development, rub.
  1082.  
  1083. ÿ!An admin has delayed the round end
  1084. OOC: Bgobandit: AI your rudeness makes me sad
  1085. The solution begins to bubble.
  1086. The solution spews out foam!
  1087. OOC: Shaps: DIDN'T HAZEL MURPHY SAY THEY WOULDN'T PLAY THAT CHARACTER AGAIN
  1088. OOC: Incoming: summoner that shit was not needed
  1089. OOC: Incoming: seriously why rush the damn round
  1090. OOC: Summoner99: Had so many people whining over radio and PDA Bgo to waste him
  1091. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  1092. You are not pulling anything.
  1093. OOC: Summoner99: Theres two AIS, I didn't orignally lock it down.
  1094. OOC: Lbnesquik: Science was steaming
  1095. OOC: Aloraydrel: ai u mad ;)_
  1096. OOC: Lbnesquik: Science was besgt
  1097. OOC: Summoner99: Blame Aloraydrel for that harm
  1098. OOC: Lbnesquik: Master
  1099. OOC: Lbnesquik: Of all
  1100. OOC: Aloraydrel: memed hard on pda
  1101. OOC: Lbnesquik: And everything
  1102. PM to-Admins: Fuck it. If it's alright with you I'd like to get some other people to weigh in on this on the forums
  1103. OOC: KittariKat: I am covered in cats.
  1104. OOC: Summoner99: Dang plasmamen, yo
  1105. OOC: ThatSlyFox: Anyone else tired of traitor rounds?
  1106. OOC: Summoner99: Yes.
  1107. OOC: Lbnesquik: Yes
  1108. OOC: KittariKat: Yep.
  1109. OOC: PrinceOfIgor: I didn't know you could be traitor after round start
  1110. OOC: CandyClown: No.
  1111. OOC: Chiefwaffles: Uh, what's the hotkey for OOC in hotkey mode?
  1112. You feel dizzy.
  1113. OOC: Shaps: maybe we're tired of the game in general
  1114. OOC: Kodeth101: thanks techno
  1115. OOC: CandyClown: O
  1116. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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