Bedquest 2016

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<ailurAlliance> ailurAlliance began pestering megaLifter
<ailurAlliance> AA: Hey, Nolan. Do you have some time to chat?
<megaLifter>    ML: sure bro whatchu need?
<megaLifter>    ML: lifting tips?
<megaLifter>    ML: i always tell ya to focus on them quads
<ailurAlliance> AA: You know I've been training... Just a bit.
<ailurAlliance> AA:  I just want to drop off a story with you, though. Something that happened the other day.
<ailurAlliance> AA: I want to know what you think.
<megaLifter>    ML: story huh?
<megaLifter>    ML: as long as it ain't bullshit, i'm all ears
<ailurAlliance> AA: I was suddenly dropped into a three-way conversation with two other people. One of them was acting pretty weird.
<ailurAlliance> AA: Like they were pretending to be aliens. Pretty crazy.
<megaLifter>    ML: fuckin weebs
<megaLifter>    ML: any chicks?
<ailurAlliance> AA: Yeah, the alien-pretend guy was friends with one, I guess.
<megaLifter>    ML: noice
<megaLifter>    ML: you pull the moves?
<ailurAlliance> AA: No, she's crazy. You should stay away, too.
<ailurAlliance> AA: The thing is, I have talked with them a few times, and they haven't dropped the act at all.
<ailurAlliance> AA: Maybe I'm crazy too, but I kind of started to believe them.
<megaLifter>    ML: how exactly did you come into contact with these guys?
<ailurAlliance> AA: And I just need someone real to talk to, you know?
<ailurAlliance> AA: someone like you, whom I know.
<ailurAlliance> AA: As I said, I was dropped into a three-way conversation.
<megaLifter>    ML: it ain't real if they're acting like aliens or some shit
<megaLifter>    ML: so it was you, some asshole, and some chick?
<megaLifter>    ML: did you play dressup with them and go along with the alien act?
<ailurAlliance> AA: Yes, but the chick wasn't pretending to be alien. That was someone else entirely.
<ailurAlliance> AA: And I did go along, if only to see how deep the rabbit hole went.
<megaLifter>    ML: els, you can't play dressup with randos online
<megaLifter>    ML: that's a little weird
<ailurAlliance> AA: I can do what I want, mom.
<ailurAlliance> AA: Anyway. I was just trying to see what would happen, if it was all a facade.
<megaLifter>    ML: and what happened?
<ailurAlliance> AA: The alien guy then gave me the handle of someone who was also an alien. A chick.
<megaLifter>    ML: aww shiiiit
<ailurAlliance> AA: She is the crazy one.
<megaLifter>    ML: gimme the handle
<megaLifter>    ML: Nolan got this
<ailurAlliance> AA: I can't deny you that, bro, you know it.
<ailurAlliance> AA: But be careful.
<ailurAlliance> AA: She is completely bananas.
<megaLifter>    ML: Nolan knows not to stick dick in crazy
<megaLifter>    ML: but there's a chance at redemption
<ailurAlliance> AA: I think she has multiple personalities, delusions AND, hallucinations.
<ailurAlliance> AA: Then again, it might be part of the act.
<megaLifter>    ML: eh, i've handled worse
<megaLifter>    ML: so...handle?
<ailurAlliance> AA: fashionableLunatic.
<ailurAlliance> AA: They think they're called trolls.
<megaLifter>    ML: weird handle, but alright
<megaLifter>    ML: of course they're fuckin trolls
<ailurAlliance> AA: I'm sort of scared of her. What if they're right?
<megaLifter>    ML: they were fucking with you dude
<megaLifter>    ML: and right about what?
<ailurAlliance> AA: No, not like the internet kind, haha. That would be too much.
<ailurAlliance> AA: Right about everything they've said. Between me and the other chick who got into contact with 'em, I think they've managed to keep their story impressively straight.
<megaLifter>    ML: other chick?
<megaLifter>    ML: ohhh boy
<megaLifter>    ML: Nolan's gonna get lucky toooday
<ailurAlliance> AA: I'm talking to her already. We seem to get along.
<megaLifter>    ML: nice, so you've already penetrated her defenses...
<megaLifter>    ML: which means i can swoop in for the kill
<ailurAlliance> AA: Nice innuendo, man.
<megaLifter>    ML: i try
<ailurAlliance> AA: If I get friendzoned you're free to try in my stead.
<ailurAlliance> AA: But for now she's my turf, got it?
<ailurAlliance> AA: Anyway, thanks for listening to me.
<megaLifter>    ML: no prob bro
<megaLifter>    ML: catch ya later
<megaLifter>    megaLifter ceased pestering ailurAlliance