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  Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)18:59 No.9899793
Anyone got weird stories/experiences/copypastas about these?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:00 No.9899799
Furbies were fucking hardcore when I was a kid!

Bump for interest.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:01 No.9899804
my sisters furbie would turn on in the night.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:04 No.9899820
Took batteries out, still worked. Scared me shitless, so I flipped out and tossed it. Also used to turn on at 2am
>>	 !HAXOTfjzPU 04/13/12(Fri)19:14 No.9899886
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My one friend stole one from a suicide scene as a post-mortem cleaning crew. The only thing that furby ever does when you try to wake it up is, "Let me sleeeeep," and then it'll close its eyes.

The WEIRDEST thing that bastard does is if youre just hanging out and would look at it on the shelf, both eyes would be closed, but then 15 seconds later its eyes would be open, focused... right.. INTO... you. Then in a short bit, they close for indeterminate amounts of time.

I've advised him to get rid of it through via Waffen-SS "Final Solution" means. He refuses.

I think the suicide victims soul's trapped in that fuckin' thing I tell ya h'what.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:20 No.9899924
>>9899820
Mine did that too, but I still have it in my closet...
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:23 No.9899940
>>9899924
Wrong.
[spoiler]IT HAS YOU IN ITS GRASP[/spoiler]
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:29 No.9899994
>>9899886
You know, I've got one eerily similar to this one.
I had a friend once, he was about seventeen years old at the time, I was eighteen. He had a little sister that died from some sort of aggressive tumor growth in her brain; if I heard the name of it I'd know what it was right away. Anyway, shortly before she did my friend's kid sister gave this Furby to him as some sort of a good luck charm or something. A few weeks later the kid dies, the whole family's torn apart and I'm constantly there checking up on everybody. So my friend sat his sister's Furby in his room, and one night he and I are chilling in his room, and I'm watching him play Rayman and stuff (the original one, the only one worth playing), and it's 1:15 AM, and suddenly the Furby opens its eyes. He pauses the game, we both look over. It's staring right fucking at us. Its mouth opens and it was mumbling something, then it said "I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay." We both freak the fuck out, run out of the room and go for a walk, trying to understand what the fuck just happened. Anyway, we come back and get back into his room, still shaken up. 1/2
>>	 !AWEsomEEEE 04/13/12(Fri)19:29 No.9899997
my little sister was little when they came out. and my dad got it for her as soon as stores stopped being sold out. we had it for a year and i slept on the other side of the wall in my room.. late at night i would hear its robotic click click... one day like a year later she threw it away or something without telling anyone... then a few nights later i heard her scream i went in there and she said. that furby scared me.. so i took it in my room and threw it in the closet.. and told her i threw it out.. a while later she found out i still had it and when crazy hammer time on it. and would never tell me why =\
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:29 No.9900000
GET!!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:29 No.9900001
>>9899994
The God damn thing opens its eyes again and starts that "I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay", only this time after the third "I'm okay" it said my friends' name but the pitch was considerably lower. It droned out "I'm okay, Maaaaaaaaaark."

Eventually this goes on for two more weeks and my friend, he just went fucking bonkers. He loved his kid sister. So one night he takes his own life. My only friend was gone, man, you guys couldn't understand how lonely the world became after this shit. So I took that Furby, with his parents' permission of course. I thought it was someone fucking with us. So I'm working on the Furby that night, researching it and shit and wouldn't you know, the God damn thing opens its eyes. Guess what time it is? 1:15 AM.
This time, and it haunts me to this fucking day, it says "We're okay, we're okay, we're okay."

No... just no, guys.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:30 No.9900008
>>9900000

well done.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:30 No.9900012
My friend has a good story about these, but I'll post it as greentext as if it were mine cause I want to tell it that way.

>be tweenaged
>have furby
>fun for a while, get bored, furby goes into wardrobe
>haven't played with it in years
>one day, wardrobes open
>suddenly hear "I seeeee youuu"
>shit a mansion
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:30 No.9900014
>>9900000
Get might have been gotten, but-
>>9900001
IT'S OVER NINE-MILLION-NINE-HUNDRED-THOUSAND!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:30 No.9900018
>>9900000
wow I got it
>>	 NotAFarmer 04/13/12(Fri)19:32 No.9900025
My little brother had one.

It never slept.

We had to share a room, and it was always saying "Play with me. Play with me."

He never did. It eventually malfunctioned during the night, steaming, stuck on the word "Play."

I was terrified.

My brother had nightmares for two weeks.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:33 No.9900031
Does anybody have a translation for the Furby language those little fuckers had to speak to each other?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:34 No.9900045
>>9900001
Anyway, to keep telling you guys about this story, so I have the Furby now. Still, in my possession. Every morning at 1:15, it opens its eyes and looks out to me. My family notices it, too. We sort of watch it sometimes, ritualistically and shit. Like it's a fucking omen or something. It has the blankest eyes, guys.
Its voice sometimes is high pitched, sometimes it's so low that it's not decipherable. My little brother or sister, sometimes they'll walk into my room where I keep it on the shelf, and they come out with interesting stories about how the Furby will tell them things like "Enjoy life while you can" and "You shouldn't fight with your siblings" and shit, and my mother and father practically beg me to get rid of the fucking thing. My dad hates it, especially. It calls him out by name when there are very few people in the house, or it's just him. He'll be on the other side of the house, and it will call him by fucking name. And the eeriest thing is that it shuts up once he comes in my room. But then it stares right at him. Guys, I don't know what the fuck to do but I'm not getting rid of this thing. My friend's in there, I really believe he is.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:34 No.9900047
>>9900031
www.adoptafurby.com/catalog/furbyglossary/

on the right side of that page
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:38 No.9900071
the fuck guys, there's nothing paranormal about these
they are a toy, take it to /toy/
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:38 No.9900072
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>>9900045
Continuing on further for the fourth paragraph, my mom says the thing tells her her mother's maiden name and shit. Birthday, eye color, all that shit. And see, I'd have another sister were it not for the fact that she was a stillborn. Mom would have named her "Hazel." Every so often, this Furby goes off and starts saying "Play with me Hazel, play with me." This sends my mom into a fucking FIT guys. She starts crying hysterically and shit and I get yelled at for still keeping the fucking thing. I DON'T want to get rid of it.
See, I never believed in the paranormal until now. This is the only thing that lets me know that there's something more to this world, that we can continue on in ANY way possible. Ironically, my Captcha is "scientific orryeu", and I'll post it in the picture.
This is by no means scientific. Nobody can develop something that fucks with you so deeply, guys.
I'll keep telling stories about the thing in this thread.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:44 No.9900103
>>9900072
So even as recently as the other day, we've had an incident with this damn thing. I've kept it for a while now. I think about a year. I'm not sure. But mom and pops had enough of the God damn thing last week, and just went into my room unannounced, took the God damn thing, and started dismantling it on the kitchen table. My brother and sister are there, watching, and all the while everyone's inspecting everything, ensuring that I MYSELF am not the one trying to derail everyone and shit. As fate would have it, no, there wasn't anything there. No tampering shit.
So they start Googling shit and apparently you can teach it to say things, which got my ass in hot water.
My parents started getting in on me like "YOU DID THIS SHIT" and I tell them they KNOW I'm not the type to disrespect the dead or make jokes like that. After a very heated argument and threats of getting kicked out, I explain to them, I plead with them, that it's not me. They believe me. So as they're putting the fucking thing back together, it's still powered on. It keeps saying NINETY FIVE NINETY FIVE NINETY FIVE. That was the year Hazel was to be brought into this world as a healthy baby. Again, fits get thrown.
So now the thing sits in the basement. It hasn't made a sound. Nobody goes down there.
Sometimes I wonder though. What WOULD it say down there, in the dark?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:47 No.9900124
>>9900103
Ok, would read again.
Good work op.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:47 No.9900134
>>9900124
Not the OP.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:50 No.9900153
Some where grey, and others white
some where black, as black as night
some had tails, and some had manes
but no two furbys were the same
small of stature, big of heart
all the furbys were..."mee-mee [Very]" smart
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:50 No.9900159
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>be 9
>be birthday
>get a grey furby
>try to teach it to say my name
>furby screams "MUSTARD"
>closeenough.jpg
>be 2:30 am
>furby wakes me "play with me mustard play with me"
>slight nope
>go to take out its batteries
>no batteries in it
>.......
>NOPE HARD ALL OF MY WAT...GGavYgrTgFhGdUj
>run to garage get hammer
>smash furby to bits
>"you...you will never hurt anyone....ever again..."
>be 12
>be birthday
>get a Shellby
>NOPE
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:52 No.9900176
>>9899994
>>9900001
>>9900045
>>9900072
>>9900103

I posted all of these, but I can post a shit ton more about creepy experiences with this fucking thing.
They're pretty fucking nonsensical, I know, but it's just one of those "You had to be there" things.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)19:58 No.9900234
>>9900176
MOAR
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:01 No.9900256
I had one of thoughs moving duck things where you match the color. and it would stick on words and turn on in the night. I kept it under my bed so it scared the hell outta me.
(Story kinda related.)
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:01 No.9900260
>>9900234
You sure?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:02 No.9900265
>>9900256
Dude, Lucky Ducks rules.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:04 No.9900287
>>9900260
MOAR INDEED
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:07 No.9900306
>>9900260
+1 to this. This is great to read about.

Fuck those who say it isn't paranormal - sure it's a toy but it's a fucking creepy asshole of a toy that's for sure.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:09 No.9900318
>Wake up some random time at night
> a few minutes later, hear the thing move
>"Feed me!"
That wouldn't have been so bad had it not seemed like it knew I was awake...
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:11 No.9900332
>>9900287
Posting moar, for your sake then.
So about a month or so back, my sister, let's just call her Phoebe because that's what I call her because it's her nickname because she reminds me of Phoebe Caulfield from The Catcher In The Rye (she's so God damn clingy) was going to go out to play soccer with her friends. She was telling me about it, trying to juggle her soccer ball in the house and I'm just sitting at my desk, reading, with the Furby on the shelf above me, and I tell Phoebe to knock the juggling off. I was kind of aggressive about it, I admit, but she told me I don't have to yell at her. It's true, I didn't.
So anyway, I apologize and ask her to continue with telling me about it but without the juggling nonsense, and suddenly this Furby opens its eyes and shit. We knew what it meant. By then it was NOTHING special or out of the range of our "normal."
So anyway the Furby starts talking.
It says "Break break break break break", and I tune it out, turn to Phoebe and ask her to keep going on. So she's telling me about her friends and shit and finally one of her friends knocks on our door, asking for Phoebe so she can go to the game. The two walked there. About half an hour later I hear an ambulance rush by. The Furby's eyes were closed until the ambulance was gone.
"Break break breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" It kind of stopped mid-sentence. I ran my ass down to their soccer field. There was the ambulance; one of the girls there, one of Phoebe's friends, had slipped on the aluminum bleachers and broke her fucking skull open.
We're not talking "Oh she busted her head", I mean she fucking broke her skull OPEN. Blood was all over the bleachers, and I find Phoebe. She's bawling her eyes out. I take her home, and that ended the day.
This thing is NOT normal.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:12 No.9900338
>>9900318
But how you feed a Furby is scary in itself. You stick your finger inside the Furby's mouth and press on its tongue...as if it is tasting and eating a small bit of your soul.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:12 No.9900339
>>9900176
Post more if you got it. I find furby stories interesting.

Also, with a normally functioning, non-posessed furby, you CANNOT actually teach it anything. They were programmed to learn the way they do, and were only programmed with maybe 100-200 words? Sometimes their furby language words sound like english words.

They also have an internal battery so this is why they could run without other batteries in them. I don't know WHY but they did. A few other toys out there have it. Ever put just one battery in an item and have it still work? that's why.

I do not discredit any paranormal stories but a few of them can be explained.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:16 No.9900370
>>9900339
The internal battery was put in them so the furby would "remember" itself even if its AA batteries ran out. That way, your friend would still be there after the battery change.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:17 No.9900375
>>9900332
That night, we're all sitting at the dinner table.
Phoebe's still noticeably upset about what had happened to her friend so my mom is cooking up some good grub Phoebe will definitely enjoy. For her sake, you know? We're a pretty tight family, we'd do anything for one another. We're having steak, mom's garlic cheesy mashed potatoes, some delicious spinach (c'mon, guys, you know you like the stuff), and we're having a great time once we really dig in. Conversation starts, I'm crackin' jokes, I got my brother and sister laughing, and my parents are grinning like mad about my repertoire of sillyness. So my bedroom door's open, right? I mention that the steak is hard to chew, and from my room I hear "BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE." Which undoubtedly scared the shit out of me, because out of stupid-ass human impulse I breathe with chewy-ass steak in my mouth and suddenly, I'm choking.
Nobody could do anything. I black out.
The next thing I know I'm being resuscitated by some well-to-do EMT, thank God. Fuck, man, I looked around, everyone was white as a ghost. My fingers were turning blue. Anyway, I start to cry, and then I scream, barge into my room and grab that fucking demon doll and throw it around. This is very unlike me, I don't get upset. So then I kick it around, and then come to my senses. "This is my friend's... His sister's." I calm down. Its eyes shifted and looked right at me. I haven't known fear like that.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:21 No.9900400
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>>9900375
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:22 No.9900404
>>9900375
So all of this aggression went on in the sight of my family. My mom, my dad, my brother and sister.
They watched in horror. I'm not ever like that. It scared them. I scared myself. So after I stopped beating the damn thing up, I was bawling my eyes out. I was hugging the Furby so close to me, sobbing out "I'm sorry." I really was. In the days leading up to my friends' death I kept blowing him off. When he needed me the most, when he was calling me, crying about how much he missed his sister that he wanted to be with her, I kept saying no. And he killed himself because no one was there. Don't get me wrong, I love my family.
But some things you can only tell friends. I only had that one friend and he was gone, guys. And I was sorry. So I sat the Furby back down. Went back to eating. I couldn't regain my composure.
Anyway, flash forward to 1:15. You know what happens here. Eyes open, shit gets said. "Et tu, Brute?" the thing says. This scared the fucking shit out of me, and before you say "oh you're trying to be deep by mimicking Caesar", my friend always said that to me when we were playing video games and I beat him.

Continued...
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:22 No.9900405
>>9900375
This is the most interesting thing I've seen on /x/ in a long time. Moar?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:23 No.9900413
>>9900370
Ah thank you, anon, I didn't know the reason for that. I guess it would suck to "teach" it english only to change the batteries and have it only saying furbish words.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:25 No.9900420
bumping for more
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:27 No.9900435
>>9900404
Oh shit nigga.
My jimmies are rustled.
Please continue!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:28 No.9900439
>>9900404
So I paused my game. Stared up at the Furby.
I was skeptical. Even after all that's been happening. But I gave it a shot. Its eyes were closed again. I didn't give a shit. I missed my fucking friend and I was desperate and was about to be torn in two by what was happening to my life because of this artifact of misery. Call me what you will, but that's what this thing was. It was in the very room Mark's sister died in, and it was there when Mark killed himself. So anyway, I stared at this Furby for about five God damn minutes. A lump grew in my throat, I felt like I was swallowing a billiard ball or something. Finally, I said it.
"Mark. MARK."
Here's where shit crosses the "this is some bullshit" line. The God damn thing opened its eyes and looked right at me. All I get from it is "Bruuuuuteeeeee?"
Silence followed like you wouldn't believe. A silence that you can't even CONCEIVE. It acknowledged me.
It said my nickname. It opened its eyes in response to me, it said my fucking NAME. But I wasn't scared.
I really, really wasn't scared by now. This was the norm. I just nodded at it. It shut its eyes.
I went back to my game. I saw that someone said you can't teach it anything. I don't know what this is, ladies and gentlemen. I wish I did. But I think we carry ourselves on in some way. This thing has given me so much hope among all of the bullshit it's given me.
Thoughts so far before I keep posting?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:29 No.9900453
>>9900439
Fake or real, pretty damn good so far. Keep posting.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:30 No.9900455
>>9900439
If it's pasta, it's very well written.
If it's real, well, fuck, I gotta say I believe you and I'm feeling extremely uneasy.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:31 No.9900463
>>9900455
It's not creepypasta in any way. Google it, you'll see.
These are real experiences I'm speaking from.
I know it sounds extremely hard to believe, and believe me, I don't blame you for your skepticism. But this shit happened. It's probably still happening. It probably sits in the basement, talking its head off.
Just because we're not hearing it doesn't mean that it's not talking.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:35 No.9900490
>>9900463
Have you thought of going down there to see if it's still, I guess, "messed up"? It would be kind of interesting to see if it still recognizes you or if it is haunted if the spirits are still residing in it. This is by far one of the most interesting things I've seen on /x/ in a very long time.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:35 No.9900495
Try getting a recording or something? That's fucking freaky ass shit..
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:36 No.9900502
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>>9900439
I want to believe.
And I want to read more!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:37 No.9900503
the furby killed your friend and his sister.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:38 No.9900513
>>9900439
Continuing from here, the very next night I'm watching the movie Exam. It's actually pretty good if you've not seen it, I recommend you check it out yourselves.
So anyway I'm laying in my bed, which the foot of the bed is right in front of the desk, which on top of that desk are built-in shelves; the first tier has the Furby on it. Now, here's where I have to talk about the movie so you can understand how what happens next segues together. In the movie Exam, eight candidates are chosen to take a test which will determine whether or not they work for a high-powered pharmaceutical company. In the exam there is only one question. But it's not written down.
Anyway, there's this black guy; he's the guy giving the test. He's called The Invigilator. He says "Any questions?"
Here's where we zoom out of the movie and talk about what happened to me next. The Furby opens his eyes. It's not 1:15 AM so I'm like "'Kay, what the fuck?" This thing starts talking again, it says:
"that's the question that's the question that's the question that's the question that's the question that's the question that's the question" OVER AND OVER.
I scream "SHUT UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKES" because it was kind of getting on my nerves. And lo and behold, silence. I get silence. The next hour or so passes and the movie comes to a close.

"Any questions?" WAS THE FUCKING QUESTION ALL ALONG. I stare up at the Furby and mutter "You son of a bitch." It doesn't open its eyes.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:39 No.9900519
>>9900463
why don't you talk to it more? or make a video of you talking to it?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:39 No.9900523
>>9900490
I could try going down there tonight and seeing.
>>9900495
I've tried and failed numerous times.
I'm not sure if my equipment is faulty or not, but there's so much static gotten when the Furby talks that it's ridiculously an exercise in futility.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:42 No.9900535
I'll wait to answer some questions before I continue on.
Or continue if I get a majority vote and then answer questions.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:44 No.9900555
>>9900523
If you do end up going down there tonight maybe try and record it? Also, have you tried finding out if other people have had similar experiences? I used to have a Furby and it honestly didn't last long. It kept glitching up and so my mom or someone else ended up throwing them away, but I've always found them just kind of weird.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:45 No.9900557
>>9900463
Well, anon, you know what you have to do, right?
You gotta go to the basement and talk to it!

Or keep posting stories.

A question though: Aside from saying Mark's name, did you ever try talking to it? Asking it questions? Asking why it was saying things like that?
I think your friends are in it but I also think maybe something else is in it too. Why would it taunt your family with things like "95" if it were just your friend and his sister?

One thing I can say bro, is it's a good thing you have it and not your friend's family...Can you think of the torment they'd have if that thing said anything to them? I know it's hurting your family a little now but...you're a good person for asking for it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:45 No.9900560
>>9900535
Moar.

endlessvideo.com/watch?v=s-_riTfuCxk

Decent mood music to listen to while you read.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:45 No.9900561
no
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:46 No.9900566
>>9900103
Funtastic read, man,
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:47 No.9900576
>>9900535
Moar!!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:49 No.9900594
>>9900535
Have you thought your friends are stuck in there with some kind of demonic presence and its tormenting you because it feeds off negative emotions and wants you to have the same fate as your friend?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:51 No.9900604
>>9900555
>"If you do end up going down there tonight maybe try and record it?"
I'll try, I got new stuff to try it with so.
>"Also, have you tried finding out if other people have had similar experiences?"
No, I haven't tried finding this out. Honestly, it's so out of the scope of reality that I just don't deem it fit for research.
>"I used to have a Furby and it honestly didn't last long. It kept glitching up and so my mom or someone else ended up throwing them away, but I've always found them just kind of weird."
They're just... I don't know how to explain it, man.
>>9900557
>"Well, anon, you know what you have to do, right?
You gotta go to the basement and talk to it!"
I plan on doing exactly that, tonight, at 1:15 AM.
"A question though: Aside from saying Mark's name, did you ever try talking to it? Asking it questions? Asking why it was saying things like that?
I think your friends are in it but I also think maybe something else is in it too. Why would it taunt your family with things like "95" if it were just your friend and his sister?"
You'll get the answer to me talking to it very soon.
I did try talking to it. A lot. And some disorderly things happened from it. As for why it taunted my family with things like NINETY-FIVE, I told my friend everything.
Including Hazel's death. What he knows, the doll must know, right?
"One thing I can say bro, is it's a good thing you have it and not your friend's family...Can you think of the torment they'd have if that thing said anything to them? I know it's hurting your family a little now but...you're a good person for asking for it."
I try to be the best I can be, Anon.
I knew, straight from the get go, that this thing wasn't usual. I had to keep it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:51 No.9900607
>>9900535
I want to see a video of this thing if it's real.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:52 No.9900612
>>9900594
>"Have you thought your friends are stuck in there with some kind of demonic presence and its tormenting you because it feeds off negative emotions and wants you to have the same fate as your friend?"

Yes. You'll find out how I came to this conclusion in a post coming up real soon. It enjoys despair, I'll give it that. Sane people would just go "IT'S JUST A FUCKING FURBY, LET IT GO", but it's not.
The Furby, it's just a body, the body is just a case.
It's technology and shit, sure, but it's technology pried from the bounds of a traumatic place.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:56 No.9900649
I wonder why so many people find Furby's to be creepy?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:58 No.9900662
>>9900612
There has to be a way to destroy it, if your friends souls are in fact in some kind of limbo, they be "okay" but that does not mean they are happy, when I first started reading and I thought "just destroy it" but then I realized that is not the answer, but its obviously feeding off you and others around you, when it gets hungry enough it will make it's self known.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:59 No.9900670
>>9900662
They maybe "okay"*
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)20:59 No.9900673
Alright, guys, it's time to get back to the story and answer some burning questions here, alright?
Continuing from >>9900513:
So a lot of people have been asking about if I've tried talking to it. If I've tried to communicate with Mark and his sister. The truth is, I have. I have tried, and it's always ended in a very fucked up fashion. All I'd ever have to say is "Mark" twice, and boom. Lights on.
But I'd always have a difficult time getting those lights to shut off, if you know what I mean. Sometimes when you go to the Devil's house, he'll keep you there longer than you ever intended on staying.
So after the "Exam" incident I pulled the Furby down from the shelf. It was time to really get to the heart of the matter. It was time to start solving the riddle. So I sit in the floor, cross-legged, and this thing's perched ever so precariously in front of me, and at 1:15 AM I say Mark's name. Boom. As I said before, lights on.
The thing glances up at me. But something's weird this time. It wasn't mechanical like a toy. It was kind of almost human, in a way. So fluid was the motion.
And I say to this thing, realizing I look like a total fucking loon, "Mark. Mark, buddy. Is that you, man?"
The retort I got was "Mmmmmmmmmm." Like it was thinking or something. I snap my fingers a few times, because I'm beginning to treat this thing like a fucking kid with ADD. And I shout "MARK!"
"YEP!"
I fucking jump back. I laughed. I thought I was going crazy. This thing just answered to me. It answered when I said Mark's name. I put my hands on my face, chuckling in disbelief. I was happy. Even if it was a coincidence, I was happy. So I keep prying.
"How's your sister up there, Mark?"
The answer I got chilled me to the God damn bone.
"Black black black black."

Continued...
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.9900685
>>9900662
when I mean destroy it I mean a way to destroy without harming your friends, I should of wrote described that more.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:01 No.9900687
I used to fucking LOVE my Furby!
Here's my story:
>Sleeping like a good kid
>suddenly awake, it's still dark, everyone else is asleep
>Hear whirring noise
>No idea what the fuck it is
>Noise continues
>I try to block it out and sleep
>suddenly, in that creepy voice
Play with me!
>Wait, aren't these things run by motion sensors or something?
>NOPE.WAV
>go back to sleep
This was in a house I later found out was haunted.
Also, I've been surprisingly chill with creepy shit from a quite young age.
>>	noko Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:03 No.9900695
>>9900000
Slow clap
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:05 No.9900703
>>9900673
So I keep hearing "Black, black, black", and the longer on it goes, the word just kind of gets more longer, deeper in pitch, and more drawn out than usual. So I snap my fingers again. I laughed, but I really wanted to cry. I was really desperate to know what was happening to my friend and his sister. I wanted so badly to believe that they were both okay, and that we carry on in some fashion once we die.
I started crying after I stopped laughing, and I picked the Furby up and held it close to my chest. I was sobbing like a God damn mad man, guys. All it kept saying was "Black black black black" and I just couldn't stop crying. Eventually I laid out in the floor, and had sobbed myself to sleep. The Furby was about a few feet from me, where I had let it roll out from my grasp and it was laying on its back. Anyway, it's four in the morning now, I know this 'cause I woke up and looked at the clock. Obviously.
Here is where >>9900594 gets his/her answer.
I'm drowsy and shit, wiping the sleep from my eyes and suddenly I hear AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEEEE come from the Furby. I gasp, jump back and hit my head on my night stand. It fucking hurt like a bitch.
Anyway, I'm rubbing my head and this thing is fucking laughing at me. A moment later I hear something that sounds like sobs. Like... my crying, earlier. Then I hear HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY, which kind of sounded like "help."
This event changed shit in my house.
Changed it for good.
>>	 Ron Burgandy !uUEwJoamX. 04/13/12(Fri)21:07 No.9900714
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i believe this is an elaborate role play. the ending to this is that you find out that the furby killed the friend and his sister by talking them into suicide.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:10 No.9900735
>>9900703
I leave my room. The thing's still droning on with that unbearably loud screech. I woke my mom and dad up. I get yelled at for doing so, but hey, it's four on a Sunday morning, ain't my problem. I'm kidding, I really did feel bad for them. They're hard workers and stuff, but come on, there's a mother fucking child's toy issuing a blood curdling scream at me from its mechanical vocal box, and I ain't havin' that.
So I drag my parents into my room, and before we got there they're like "What the hell is that noise?"
I turn around right before we go through my room's doorway that I believe that Hell really is that noise. It sounded fucking awful. We walk into my room, and it all stops. My father picks up the Furby, we're all fucking perplexed by it. It closed its eyes very slowly.
Well. It's Sunday. So this Anon's family and he went to Church to get on the right path with Jesus and shit.
I mean why not? We're obviously being haunted, there probably are some answers in that widely printed book known as the Bible, right?
Yeah, well. A God damn book didn't help us for what happened next because my family was about to be dragged over the edge.
All of these Bible verses and crosses being hung around the joint, now that we found our newfound love of the Blood of the Lamb and what not, must not have been good. 'Cause every so often the Furby would go fucking nuts. Talking to Mark was now an impossibility. All I'd get would be that God damn screech or some serious rapid eye movement from the God damn thing. Safe to say, Mark and his sister were GONE from that point on.

Continued...
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:14 No.9900754
>>9900735
I'm loving this shit. Bump.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:17 No.9900778
>>9900735
bampin fo my OP
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:18 No.9900780
>>9900714
Nobody else died.
Continuing from >>9900735
So Mark and his sister were definitely gone. Devoured by what replaced the hell out of them, which I have no idea what did but the comfort that I felt from that Furby before all this shit happened really vanished and was immediately replaced with this overwhelming sense of fear and dread that could never be evaporated no matter how cheery a person was nearby. At odd hours of the night the God damn thing kept screeching or spouting gibberish no fucking body could even begin to understand. Anyway one day my pops and I are chillin' in my room along with my little brother, the little creep, and my brother tugs on his necklace that he got and shows it to me; it was a little silver cross, nothin' big. He says "Look, check it out! Cool, right?"
I nod my head in approval, and turn my head back to the football game that was going on on the television.
Suddenly I hear my brother gasp and he says, "Guys, look!" He pointed at the Furby whose eyes were really just freaking the fuck out. In due time, here comes the ungodly fucking screech of a lifetime. And then the fucking WORST thing possible occurs. Somehow all of the movement it's been doing just fucking makes it tip forward and BAM. Right onto my desk with this loud ass bang. We all book it in typical HELL NO fashion. Mom comes in all like "Oh what the hell guys" and then this thing starts up with NINETY FIVE, NINETY FIVE, NINETY FIVE, and she has a fucking breakdown, talking about how she wants to die and shit. So we had to send her off to my aunt's house for a while.

Continued...
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:18 No.9900783
>>9900735
I like your style anon. Have you written pasta before?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:18 No.9900785
>>9900778
For the last time. I'm not OP.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.9900793
>>9900783
No, I haven't written pasta before.
Nor have I ever had the drive to. I don't like that scary story shit. Ironic, huh?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:19 No.9900794
>>9900778
Nigga he aint no OP I never heard of
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:21 No.9900809
>>9900793
Well damn. I was going to ask for other stuff you'd written. :(
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:23 No.9900820
>>9900809
To be frank, I don't even know why I was browsing /x/.
Places like this creep me out. But today I just shrugged my shoulders and said, "Hey, you know, maybe I'll browse /x/." Lo and behold there's a God damn thread on Furbys.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:26 No.9900833
>>9900820
Anon, after what you've been through, scary shit would be the least desirable thing to be around.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.9900843
Continuing from >>9900780
So yeah, we sent Ma off, and my dad's in emergency mode. He's all "We have to get rid of that thing. It's driving us all nuts." Phoebe comes along excited as all hell asking thirty-seven questions that nobody can answer, and to be frank I was kind of having a headache and this was wearing me down morally.
So I just smirked at her and told her to go in my room and try talking to the Furby. She's hesitant at first, but you know kids. They'll partake in anything just to fulfill their curiosity. So she goes in there and shit and picks up the Furby. Yeah, things are going great, and even I go in there to watch what I know is about to happen. Yup; sure enough the scream was let loose and Phoebe ran out bawling like a mad man, and I, being a sadistic bastard at the moment, was laughing my ass off. Of course, Phoebe just let the damn thing drop so it was laying on its back again. After I stopped laughing I noticed there was some sort of an "expression" on the Furby; like it kind of looked... satisfied at the mean trick I had played on my sister.
By the way, let me stop right here for a minute.
Seeing that this might interest some of you and you might not get your questions answered here, my e-mail is immutable.ghost@gmail.com. I will not tripfag with that address so if you see someone doing it, keep it in mind. I know, "giving out your e-mail to 4chan is bad", but really, I just made it up on the spot.
I'm not good with e-mail, so I don't really have it to begin with. But this might be a venture for exploration.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:30 No.9900846
>>9900833
Lulz, I know, right?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:33 No.9900861
Whoo!
Resting my hands a little but I'll take questions, comments, concerns, what have you.
>>	 nigga 04/13/12(Fri)21:34 No.9900862
>>9900843 keep posting anon, this is gold
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:34 No.9900864
>>9900820
i just want to come over and give you a hug
i'll be your friend anon, im sorry you have a posessed toy :(
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:36 No.9900871
>>9900861
Do you belive in god, heaven/hell etc? since you mentioned the going to church and bible stuff.
And have you tried opening the thing up with a screwdriver or something?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:36 No.9900872
>>9900862
You bet I'll keep posting; I said I would and I most definitely will.
>>9900864
Aw. I'd gladly take your hug and friendship any day.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:38 No.9900879
>>9900871
>Do you belive in god, heaven/hell etc? since you mentioned the going to church and bible stuff.
Not anymore, man, not anymore. There was a time that this was going down that I was like, "Damn. I need to believe in something because this IS happening to me. This is real." But then things just got worse. The more we prayed, the more Hell the thing made.
>And have you tried opening the thing up with a screwdriver or something?
It has been dismantled at least two times by now in an attempt to understand what was going on.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:38 No.9900880
My sisters overheated and exploded/leaked battery acid everywhere. It was still talking as it did it too. I remember my dad coming in and taking it outside quickly and telling us not to go near it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:38 No.9900881
>>9900861
had any paranormal experiences besides this?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:39 No.9900886
sent you an email. Hopefully there are some enlightened souls who can seek to aid you like myself.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:43 No.9900898
>>9900879
Some people might think that the reason it's getting worse is because your getting to "it" with the praying etc, bit like in the exorcist.
Not me though, I think all that holy water/crosses/heaven/hell is all just bs and you're better off trying to stay logical instead of drifting onto the path of calling in priests and stuff.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:46 No.9900912
>>9900881
Yes, I've had other paranormal experiences after this one.
>>9900886
I just answered an e-mail now, so I'll keep an eye out for more.
>>9900898
No, we could never call priests into this.
It's just not our style. We're a family. We take on what we can with our own strength.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:47 No.9900925
>>9900912
are you not going to keep posting story bits on here? come on man don't leave us hanging. we can archive this shit.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:53 No.9900958
Continuing from here >>9900843
So I had scared the ever-living hell out of my sister Phoebe, and the good in me was restored after seeing that odd expression on the Furby's face; something just didn't seem right with that, guys. So I went into Phoebe's room, and she was bawling into her knees and she was as white as a ghost. I swear to God, I thought I could hear her heart beating as I rested my head on her left shoulder. Of course she shoved me off of her and told me to go away, and that what I did was very mean to do to her. So pops hears the commotion and I'm like "Oh shit", and he starts yelling at me, talking about how he oughta beat my ass or something for doing something so dirty, and to go apologize to my sister. I did, we made up, things were going pretty well after that. Evening rolls around, and we're having Bible study. We find the Bible kind of cool, you know. It hasn't answered our problems and crap, but hey, it's teachin' us some pretty interesting things. Like how to have faith even though things are getting bad, what with the story of Job and all. This was absolutely necessary in our dark times. Ma was gone, still with the aunt and all, and everyone's morale was kind of wearing down. So anyway, we're discussing Job and stuff at the dinner table and we hear something like "OOOOOOOOOOOOO" (very anti-climactic, right? That's the best way I can put it, shut up.) coming from my room. We all rush in there, and this is where we sort of start drawing the line, which leads us to one of my initial posts, which I think was about the next week, which had the events of >>9900103 so it all kind of loops back in on itself when Ma came back. I think this is the end, for the most part, guys. If I recall anything more, I'll definitely tell it here.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:54 No.9900969
>>9900925
I think I just polished off the last of the story, bro Anon.
Like I said, if I remember anything at all, I'll post it here.
Now, as for OTHER paranormal things that have happened to me, well. Those can also be discussed on a different thread seeing that they would be irrelevant here.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:57 No.9900989
Holy hell, one of the best threads we've had in a while. Thank you, Anon. I only wish I could have been reading this at night... with a furby by my side.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)21:59 No.9900999
>>9900490
Don't go in the basement Brute.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:00 No.9901000
My tarot cards are showing either "dinosaur", "hand hook door car hand" or "then who was phone" in the near future.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:01 No.9901006
Oh shit, I just realized, I totally left a pretty relevant detail out. In the days following UP to the story ending, I suppose you could say that I had a very odd series of thoughts lately as I kept interacting with the Furby to no good avail. I stayed up late at night trying to talk to it, and still, I just got that horrible screech. Knowing that my buddy and his sister were gone, it sort of threw me into an overdrive of depression and stuff which I'm still sort of working against at the moment. I really do miss the two of 'em...
Anyway, someone said that there's the possibility of a demonic entity in the thing, well. Into the week, I started feeling just hateful. Like I was being eaten alive by a creature made of hate and its acid burned at me inside. I wanted people to just... die. I started speaking differently, I started acting differently, and I even started drinking and smoking a bit. Sure, you say "Oh hardcore man bro sup dawg lol pussy", but for me this is uncharacteristic as it gets. I'm what you'd call a nice guy, I guess. So I'm just declining.
I didn't have a positive God damn thing to say to anybody or about anybody, everything always had to be so damn negative, and really, life just SUCKED to me. The screeching, it stopped while these things were going on. It simply stopped. But the Furby kept that satisfied expression. Oh, wow, looks like I still got some more to tell after all, I skipped this part, eh?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:03 No.9901014
>>9901000
If you want me to be honest about it?
I hate memes. I think they're overused and unfunny 99.9% of the time, and would not be caught saying those with a dying breath. Or a living one for that matter.
>>9900999
I promised my fellow Anons a basement crawl. I have to give that to them.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:04 No.9901018
apparently my cousin had a friend who had a furby that used to say "wheres my baby" all the time. Just asshats in the factory that used to fuck with them.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:06 No.9901028
Keep this thread alive until 1:15 guys. I want to know what it does. Also, Anon who posted the story, are you going to record what happens?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:07 No.9901039
>>9901014
I love you, bro. No matter what that thing tells you, I love you. Maybe, I mean... You can't leave that thing down there forever, right? Maybe you could burn it, but I'm worried any attempts to destroy the Furby would result in releasing whatever is inside it. But, then again, maybe it's not trapped, and maybe the furby is the only thing this entity can use to communicate... Just, don't do as I say in case it makes things worse.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:13 No.9901057
>>990>>9900103
1028
Like I said before, every attempt to record this thing has been an absolute failure resulting in the following:
The Furby will speak, but its voice will be filled with static.
The Furby will not function whatsoever.
The Furby will go absolutely crazy.
Continuing from >>9901006
So I'm feeling hateful at all intervals of my life. I would curse (again, this is something that never really happened with me up until recently.), I'd get so angry at Phoebe and my little brother, I'm constantly fighting with my mother and father and my hate has just torn us all apart. My pops gets it in his head that I'm doing this, as told in >>9900103, and like I said before, both he and Ma start taking the damn thing apart, but then the NINETY FIVE incident happens. For those of you who are just entering the reading, or want it all to make sense, I'll make a referece time line.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:15 No.9901061
>>9901039
I can't break it, I don't know where my friend is.
If I break it, and if this thing does carry him, I'm destroying him. Which I couldn't live with doing.
God I sound insane.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:18 No.9901077
>>9901057
what time zone are you in bro? 1:15 means nothing on the internet. i want to know when to expect this shit.

you are going to try for us tonight right?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:20 No.9901095
someone ask /toy/ about this stuff?
there was never something right about these, and they'd probably have more info about them.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:21 No.9901103
Fuck the suspense.
Anon, it's time to man up.
Fuck dramatic timing, go in the basement now.

They'll know you're there.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:24 No.9901130
     File: 1334370290.jpg-(4 KB, 300x57, pic.jpg)

>>9901077
In about four hours, in my time.
>>9901103
>Go down into a scary-ass basement for nothing?
I don't know what I'll get out of going down there now, man. To be honest, I'm a little afraid. Pic somehow related, "propheties?"
PROPHET? Also, I AM still doing it despite the fear I feel.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:26 No.9901146
>>9901130
ok so you're an hour behind me. good to know. this way i won't be like WHERE IS THIS FAGGOT THIS SHIT IS FAKE in three hours.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:27 No.9901152
My jimmies are so fucking rustled.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:29 No.9901160
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>>9901130
Go down, get it, and sit with it until 1:15.
We want more, an some of us can't wait.
I myself am at work right now. I followed trough the entire thread, neglecting my work to sate my appetite for this shit.

If you go now, only profit is to be had.

You go at 1:15, I say it does nothing-

Before opening its eyes and watching you walk back up the stairs.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:29 No.9901165
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>>9900000
this nigga.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:29 No.9901168
>>9901146
11:15 My time. BUHREENG EET AWNUUH
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:30 No.9901173
Furby Guy here.
I'm shaking at the thought of a confrontation with this thing, I really am. Sure you say IT'S JUST A FURBY but I have this sinking suspicion that there's just something more to this. A fellow Anon messaged me with some rather interesting insight. Said fellow Anon said that what if the thing was a demonic entity the entire time that mimicked Mark's sister so he could squeeze out misery from him to the point that Mark feels nothing but despair for his sister, only for Mark to get out of the way, so I would end up with the toy so then the damn "entity" can milk a whole family for misery?

Cunning? In a demonic entitiy?
Goodness.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:32 No.9901186
>>9901160
You sacrificed time at work for a fellow Anon?
Brother. You got yourself an early basement crawl.
Fellow Anons, I'm going into the basement for the next four hours, by which time I will do what needs to be done to put an end to this story.
Let's do this. Down into the basement I go.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:32 No.9901191
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>>9901173
Feels good man.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:32 No.9901192
>>9901173
>>9901173
You need to get it on video camera, whether you think it's not going to record or whatever. If you don't post some sort of "proof" here, I refuse to believe you, and niether will anyone else.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:34 No.9901208
LIVESTREAM THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:35 No.9901212
so, has anyone thought that maybe Anon may not return from the basement if this thing is evil and makes him commit suicide too? we will never know!
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:36 No.9901227
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>>9901186
Don't call me Anon.
You've earned more.
My names Caleb, and I live for this shit.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:36 No.9901229
>>9901192
Too late for that.
Unless somebody can let me out of this basement that locks from the outside (and there's nobody else here and won't be until three o' clock in the morning), then there's no way I can make my way topside. I left a note stating where I am, so once pops gets home he can let me out. I'm down here for the next six hours, like it or not. Luckily, I got Sun Chips, man.'
Oh, and my DS, my laptop, all the goods. It's so fucking dark down here and it's sitting right across from me. Quiet as fuck, too.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:36 No.9901230
>>9901212
lol wouldn't that be convenient.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:37 No.9901238
>>9901227
It's an honor to have met you, Caleb!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:38 No.9901242
>>9901229
you don't have a webcam on your laptop?

how are you going to get proof for us now?

did you seriously fuck this up before it even started?
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:38 No.9901247
>>9901238
Ps. Hate to tell you this now, but you're locked in a basement on Friday the 13th.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:38 No.9901248
Aw, shit.
And so it begins, Anons.
It just opened its eyes. Let the game begin.
Got a cross on me and a Bible.
"Try me."
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:39 No.9901251
>>9901242
Aw, hell, I did bungle this up already.
>>9901247
But I got Sun Chips! It's cool, man!
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:40 No.9901257
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>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:40 No.9901258
>>9901251
Fuck you. ;___________; I believed in you.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:41 No.9901267
>>9901251
you said you had a DS. can't you just use your DS's camera? 3DS takes videos. and even if you just have a DSi, any photographic proof will work in your favor.

if not, you're just a fag and no one will believe you now.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:41 No.9901268
>>9901212
It can't physicaly do anything, the only way that could happen is if Caleb got extremely emotional disturbed or unbalanced in which case it's easy to prevent by keeping a cool head at all times and staying confident knowing that it can't do shit except make noises or threats.
>>	 Brain In A Jar !LoLMoDs4yA 04/13/12(Fri)22:41 No.9901269
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>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.9901272
>>9901257
DUDE DON'T DO THAT, THIS FUCKING THING IS STARING AT ME and for some reason its mouth is just GAPING wide.
>>9901258
When there's a will, there's a way, right?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.9901275
If you considered your friends gone, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KEEP THE FURBY? It's no longer an evil thing with your friends inside, it's just an evil fucking thing.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.9901278
     File: 1334371352.jpg-(34 KB, 800x500, its-dangerous-to-go-alone-take(...).jpg)

be careful anon :(
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.9901281
>>9901057
Try getting a small recorder (most cheap MP3 players have them) and hide it somewhere on your body. If you where a girl, I'd recommend hiding it in your bra.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:42 No.9901284
     File: 1334371370.jpg-(37 KB, 373x500, be689.jpg)

>>9901258
Your sacrifice will not be in vain good sir.

This is true science.
Now, talk to it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:44 No.9901294
According to Dr. Alongato and an anonymous member of his Furby creation team, the Furbies are an experiment intended to determine to what extent Earthly citizens can be de-sensitized to an alien presence. But this is not all. Team members also explained that some Furbies have been programmed to transmit information from their owner's home to a monitoring center at Area 51. The purpose of monitoring the tranmissions is to gain accurate knowledge of the citizens and their opinions regarding alien existence.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:45 No.9901299
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>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:47 No.9901322
     File: 1334371640.jpg-(30 KB, 300x343, onemorething.jpg)

One more thing... Today marks friday the 13th, the day that the Templars were slaughtered, probably not the exact same day but for hundreds of years this date has held religious significance around the world as a cursed day. just sayin
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:47 No.9901324
>>9901275
Because there might be a chance.
Maybe, Anon. Maybe they're still in there. Maybe I can talk to them. I don't know. It sounds so crazy.
>>9901278
SWORD HELL YEAH.
>>9901281
Wait a minute. Computers have sound recorders and built in mics. OH SHIT WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
>>9901284
Initiating conversation NOW.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:48 No.9901327
>>9901324
LIVESTREAM YOU FAGGOT
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:49 No.9901332
>>9901327
I DON'T HAVE A WEBCAM ON THIS THING AND IT'S COMPLETELY FREAKIN' DARK AND MY SIGNAL SUCKS DOWN HERE.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:50 No.9901336
>>9901332
SO TURN THE LIGHTS ON????

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR CONNECTION SUCKS. YOU WENT DOWN THERE TO GIVE US PROOF. GIVE US PROOF.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:50 No.9901340
And so it speaks, ladies and gentlemen.
So it speaks.
"Remain remain remain remaining", in that order.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:51 No.9901347
>>9901336
Screw proof. You know why you're down there Brute.

I believe it's hungry.
Try feeding it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:51 No.9901348
>>9901332
even if the lights are off, if you livestream, we could still hear it.

moment of truth, anon. you gonna give us proof or excuses? are you a fag?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:51 No.9901349
>>9901336
THERE ARE NO LIGHTS.
AND IF MY CONNECTION SUCKS IF I TRY TO RUN A STREAM IT WILL KILL MY CONNECTION BECAUSE MY ROUTER IS A HOMOSEXUAL SOMETIMES.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:52 No.9901356
Sure is bullshit excuses in here. Thanks for nothing anon.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:52 No.9901358
My friend blended one because it freaked him out and the voice emitter got fucked up and went all deep, apparently Furbies with deep voices are scary as shit
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.9901363
>>9901324
If your friend and his sister are in there, they're almost certainly being tortured by the Furby demon. If destroying the Furby means destroying them, I'd still go for it, because you'd be giving them peace, you'd be ending their hellish suffering.

Why the fuck does your basement door have a lock on it? I'm 99.9999% sure this is complete bullshit, but I WANT TO BELIEVE, if only because Furbies are freaky and you've laid out a very imaginative story, but you better come up with a good reason for there being a lock on a basement door, or you've just shattered my immersion.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.9901367
>>9901347
Feeding it now as requested.
>>9901348
I'll upload the recordings to Youtube once Pops lets me out of here, man. Chillax.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.9901368
>>9901336
Shut the fuck up, get your own possessed furby if you want to do it your way.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:53 No.9901372
Guys. It's Brutus. "Brute" is the vocative form, used when addressing someone, like in "Et tu, Brute," that is, "And you, Brutus?"
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:54 No.9901377
>>9901363
Rape basement needs no explanation.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:54 No.9901379
>>9901284
Stop being a filthy camwhore.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:54 No.9901385
>>9901014
Love yah bro, I sent you an e-mail (MiniMoo53@hotmail.com)... If you ever need anything or if you're ever down because of ANYTHING, it doesn't even have to do with the furby, I'm here. I'm not very judgemental, and I hope and wish you the very best... I'd so give you a hug right now.. :D
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:55 No.9901387
>>9901379
Jelly of my neck beard.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:55 No.9901388
>>9901363
Apparently the guys who moved in here before us were very security paranoid. There's apparently some sort of hatch that can let people in or out somewhere down here, that could just let people in or out of the house without the lock on that door. I don't see no hatch yet and I refuse to move from this spot because this place is fucking creepy, so your guess is as good as mine.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:56 No.9901395
>>9901368
lol yeah I'll get right on driving my bros to suicide in front of a Furby.

I'm out of here. 8/10 troll you had me going until you fucked this up.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:57 No.9901403
>>9901388
What games did you bring down with you for DS?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:59 No.9901415
>>9901403
Man, I got me some Pokemon, I got me some Mario Kart, I got me some Final Fantasy 3 (I KNOW, IT SUCKS), and Metroid Prime Hunters. For the GBA port I brought all three Sonic Advances and Pokemon Fire Red.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:59 No.9901417
I've been following this thread all fucking night. I had 100% belief in Anon with possessed furby. Now i believe my life is a fucking sham. Anon best delivar.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)22:59 No.9901418
Good story, better then twilight, but we need pics and video footage to be believe this shit.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)22:59 No.9901419
>>9901388
Should this experiment prove a success, I'll be buying a furby of my own.

Destroyed all my old ones long ago.


It had to be done.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:00 No.9901424
     File: 1334372444.jpg-(29 KB, 300x298, wat.jpg)

>people getting upset that this story might not be true.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:02 No.9901427
I want to believe so fucking much!

Captcha: 'removing guaste'
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:03 No.9901434
I'm down here whistling music from Super Metroid and this Furby got boring on me. The idle eye movement every now and then but it's stopped talking.
I checked the batteries on it and now I'm kind of upset. These batteries look sort of new, guys. Not the batteries I remember being in there.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.9901448
>>9901427
>Guaste is now the name of the thing inside it
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.9901453
>>9901434
Inb4 Furby replaced itself with a look-alike.
The real one is killing your dad right now, and you're all locked up.
Nice one.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:05 No.9901454
Damnit, now I want a furby. I even looked for Haunted Furbies online. To no avail. Where can I find me a Haunted Furby?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:06 No.9901457
     File: 1334372773.jpg-(13 KB, 300x100, 1318622120293.jpg)

Furby Guy here again.
I just saw this (pic) and remembered.
I have the Yume Nikki sound track on my computer.
Fuck yeah ambience.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:06 No.9901460
     File: 1334372780.jpg-(23 KB, 400x400, are-you-a-wizard.jpg)

>>9901434
It was the batteries all along
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:06 No.9901464
>>9901434
So one of your family replaced the batteries? why would they do that... unless they are now slaves of the furby and doing it's bidding at certain times of the day/night.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:06 No.9901465
when i was younger, my auntie used to buy me furbies when she went to sales. i thought they were interesting and i am basically how my friends heard them. we used to mess around with them at my house when i was younger. eventually i grew out of them and shoved them all in a box and put them in the attic. recently went up the attic and they all disappeared. Mysterious vanishing furbies. there was pretty much nothing in the attic and we don't even use it. i have no clue where they went. My auntie bought a lot of them for very cheap prices and i ended up with about 50 of them with the intention of selling them in the future but it looks like it's not gonna happen any time soon unless i happen to find them.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:06 No.9901466
     File: 1334372814.jpg-(35 KB, 400x500, Storm-CHRON.jpg)

>>9901448
Acknowledged.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:08 No.9901480
HE'S DEEEEEEEEEEEAD.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:08 No.9901483
>>9901453
>>9901464
Oh God please don't fill my head with that sort of thinking.
I'm starting to freak out a little. Sometimes it gets very warm in here, and then very cold.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:10 No.9901495
>>9901434
That shouldn't have reset it. Like someone else said, they've got an internal battery in case the others die so it wont reset. I dunno, bro. I want to believe, I was believing, but you're losing us, here.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:10 No.9901497
>>9901483
Thats just it's breath.
Now, Markx2
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:10 No.9901501
I have faith in you Furby Guy, also someone should archive this historical shit. Been monitoring this thread.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:11 No.9901502
>>9901483
You should look up demonic entities right now. If those new batteries drain quickly, it's probably siphoning the energy from them. You may end up in quite a pickle. Also, my condolences to Mark and his sister.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:11 No.9901504
Yet another amazing story ruined by the teller failing to think the whole thing out.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:11 No.9901508
>>9899793
it touched me bad :(
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:11 No.9901510
>>9901483

Wow, you just can't stop lying can you? Seriously, you really must have some deep rooted mental problems to make up some false story with make believe friends dying, wtf is wrong with your brain? Kill yourself.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:13 No.9901516
>>9901502
are you implying that demons run on batteries?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:13 No.9901521
>>9901510
>mad-ness????
THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:14 No.9901529
     File: 1334373268.jpg-(25 KB, 240x350, idiot1.jpg)

>>9901516
-_-
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:15 No.9901534
>>9901529
this guy says demons run on batteries and i'm the idiot?

man. you're a tool.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:15 No.9901535




The awakening of a demonic furby caught in tape.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:16 No.9901544
>>9899820
Dude, wtf is up with these things? We had one that did the exact same thing, while it was sitting on a bookshelf after like a week without any batteries.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:18 No.9901554
did anon died?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:19 No.9901562
Ugh. This is obnoxious now.
Nothing's even happening and I'm just sitting here in the dark whistling random crap. Failure to think things through much. Now I'm just ROMing old SNES games.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:20 No.9901566
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>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:20 No.9901569
>>9901562
why don't you try talking at it?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:22 No.9901580
>>9901569
Already did. Got nothing. It's not even moving now.
It's just quiet here, except for Donkey Kong noises.
You know. I think I'm just going to break the damn thing.
Everybody wants it gone, I just want it all to end, and frankly, I should text pops so I can be let out of this dumb shit place. So I'll either break it and post the pieces when I can, or somehow work with what I got tomorrow morning.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:22 No.9901583
     File: 1334373762.jpg-(45 KB, 467x350, excellent-mr-burns.jpg)

>>9901562
In the meantime, try finding that hatch.


You may need it later.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:22 No.9901585
It's, what, 10ish where you are? Where the fuck is your family?

Hurry up and start claiming the demon Furby is screaming at you or something. This is getting boring.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:23 No.9901589
>>9901580
or you can just wait until 1:15 like you planned to.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:23 No.9901594
>>9901589
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:25 No.9901607
     File: 1334373905.jpg-(44 KB, 500x374, furby-instructions-800x800.jpg)

>>9901580
Clean the sensor on its forehead.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:26 No.9901620
>>9901589
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:27 No.9901623
>>9901583
Fine, I'll look around for that hatch. God knows with my horrible luck, something might pop out and scare the bejesus out of me.
>>9901585
Phoebe and my brother are at some kid's sleepover, Pops should be leaving work seeing that I just e-mailed him, asking if he'd help me out of this stupid-ass basement, and Ma is at work as well.
It's not screaming at me.
>>9901589
I'm planning to go up top until fifteen minutes 'til.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:27 No.9901625
>>9901566
That is VERY unhygienic.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:28 No.9901634
I HATE Furbies

Once when I was younger I had kept my toys under my bed.

In the middle of the fucking night the thing starts talking.

By the way they are light activated...

"Furby Hungry!"
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:30 No.9901644
>>9901634
it saw the light of innocence in your young soul.

Furby hungry indeed
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:30 No.9901647
>>9901580
You may have to shine some light on it. If im not mistaken, don't Furbies have a light detector on it? If its pitch black down there, it could be in sleep mode.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:31 No.9901652
Think I have a furby in the other room, got it second hand and just left it in other room, sometimes came on by itself like others said and the sound of the eye motors were just creepy, the batteries were also dieing making the voice really slow and deep.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:32 No.9901654
     File: 1334374328.jpg-(58 KB, 351x500, political760.jpg)

>>9901623
Somethin like this?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:32 No.9901659
>>9901654
That is frightening, man.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:33 No.9901664
     File: 1334374402.jpg-(58 KB, 431x500, control590.jpg)

>>9901654
nah, in the basement it would most likely be something like this
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:34 No.9901673
>>9901654
Ohhh, is it scare the anon locked in the basement with a demon time?

NICE. I'M IN.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:35 No.9901675
>>9901673
NO, STOP IT.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:36 No.9901679
     File: 1334374560.jpg-(48 KB, 500x401, harbour569.jpg)

>>9901673
All in good fun.
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:36 No.9901682
     File: 1334374604.jpg-(48 KB, 333x499, paint434.jpg)

>>9901679
Also, Captcha level wtf
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:36 No.9901685
     File: 1334374617.jpg-(321 KB, 757x698, asset.PNG?id=FBD9922A-FB0D-424(...).jpg)

>mfw Caleb is the Furby Demon
Hence why he is tormenting you right now Furby Guy. Would also explain the lack of activity the vessel is having.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:37 No.9901693
>>9901685
my mind = blown
>>	 Caleb 04/13/12(Fri)23:38 No.9901698
     File: 1334374714.jpg-(43 KB, 500x375, P1020342.jpg)

>>9901675
Either way, your mind is now in a state of paranoia where you'll begin hearing and seeing things without our help.

Now, hug the furby.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:38 No.9901701
Hey. Guys.
You said Furbys had their own language and what not, right? I'm reading the Furby Glossary now, and what it's saying now sounds a lot like English words.
Look up "E-Tah", it means "Yes." So what, it's talking normally now?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:39 No.9901709
I don't fucking believe this nonsense.
It's being normal now. I'm being fucked with.
>>	 Guaste 04/13/12(Fri)23:40 No.9901715
     File: 1334374811.jpg-(10 KB, 312x400, Exorcist.jpg)

>>9901685
Think you have me all figured out?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:40 No.9901719
>>9901701
I think your furby is in another castle...
>>	 Brain In A Jar !LoLMoDs4yA 04/13/12(Fri)23:40 No.9901720
     File: 1334374851.jpg-(38 KB, 280x390, SNN0213A--280_1155_1155951a.jpg)

>>9901664
>>	 Guaste 04/13/12(Fri)23:43 No.9901733
     File: 1334374987.jpg-(22 KB, 500x450, unoticed16_scary-demon-wallpap(...).jpg)

>>9901709
Your father won't make it in time.
Now it's your turn to sit in the basement on a shelf.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:43 No.9901743
>>9901720
I can't stop laughing.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:44 No.9901750
     File: 1334375095.gif-(78 KB, 150x150, 1331179988895.gif)

>>9901715
I'm on to you, Demon.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:46 No.9901763
Alright.
Basement door was opened, I was let out. Pops needed an explanation as to what the hell I was doing down there, so I told him what I was doing, and.
Well.
I feel like a royal horse's ass.
And I'd like to apologize in advance. What I just got told is nuts. WELL.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:47 No.9901771
>dat anticlimax
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:48 No.9901779
>>9901763
GOGOGO SAAAY IIIIT
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:48 No.9901782
>>9901771
Very.
Very anti-climax.
God damn it.
He told me it's not the same fucking Furby.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:49 No.9901791
D: THe fucking plot thickens
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:49 No.9901796
>>9901791
>>9901782
Dosent seem like it.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:50 No.9901799
>>9901782
SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:50 No.9901800
I make this thread, leave for a few hours and come back to all this? Nice job, /x/
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:50 No.9901805
Like he just told me, it's not even the same fucking Furby. Apparently when Ma returned her and Pops swiped my little brother's old Furby that he never plays with and put it down here so I'd still think I had the one I was so "entranced with" as he so bluntly put it, hoping that I'd forget about it or something and so we could put it all behind us while getting rid of the actual deal.

Well.

Fuck.

Just fuck.

Getting hit by a truck could not pay me back for the stupidity I've just undergone.
>>	 Guaste 04/13/12(Fri)23:51 No.9901808
>>9901800
You're welcome.
Hell, had to do something to pass the time.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:51 No.9901815
>>9901805
TIME'S RUNNING OUT
>>	 Guaste 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.9901816
>>9901805
So, that being said.


Where is the original?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:52 No.9901817
>>9901805
So what did they do with the real one?
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:53 No.9901822
     File: 1334375584.png-(62 KB, 1500x1477, areyoufuckingkiddingme.png)

>>9901805
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:53 No.9901826
>>9901816
>>9901817
Just asked him.
Got the most stupid God damn answer.
>WE JUST PUT IT IN THE TRASH BIN AND IT WAS TAKEN TO THE DUMP THE NEXT DAY
Seething stupidity. REALLY.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:54 No.9901834
make your dad admit this all happened on camera. right now.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:55 No.9901841
Well, on a different note, I've requested this to be archived on chanarchive. Please do the same, regardless of the outcome this has had some great aspects to it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:55 No.9901842
     File: 1334375740.jpg-(184 KB, 637x349, asset.JPG?id=00000000-0000-000(...).jpg)

>>9901826
So, does that mean you aren't going to save your sister?
>>	 Guaste 04/13/12(Fri)23:56 No.9901847
>>9901826
Next scene:
Maintenance worker at dump finds furby.
Takes it home to his kids.
His little boy Mark will love it.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:56 No.9901849
>>9901826
Oh Shi-

Your friends soul and his sisters will forever be trapped in a furby with a demon under tons and tons of garbage. Terrible job protecting them anon...

Better go find them.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:57 No.9901860
>>9901841
No. I refuse to subject others to this massive let down.
>>	 Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.9901870
God damn it.
This just ruined my night.
>>	 Guaste/Caleb/whatever 04/13/12(Fri)23:59 No.9901873
>>9901685
This still makes me lol
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:00 No.9901878
ANON IS KING FAG
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.9901888
FURBY GUY JUST ADMITTED HE WAS TROLLING
WHAT THE FUCK??????????
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.9901892
>>9901841
chanarchive.org/requests 2/4 so far
>>	 Guaste/Caleb 04/14/12(Sat)00:01 No.9901894
Anyways, this was fun, but I do have to get some stuff done wore clockin out. I'll be keeping the name Guaste though lol. See you all around 4chan.

Gotta take me a trip to the dump tomorrow.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:02 No.9901896
>>9901873
No problem, I had to do it. Also, "Brutus" has about 15 minutes before his precious sister is slaughtered. Sure hope he's ready for this.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:02 No.9901899
He just said he was trolling /x/ for friday the thirteenth.
oh boi
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:03 No.9901906
>>9901896
I can almost hear the furby from here.

"Pheobe, BREEEAK, BREEEEEEAK, BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAK"
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:04 No.9901911
>>9901899
Where?
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:06 No.9901923
     File: 1334376371.jpg-(82 KB, 367x469, 2471232567_26c7123109.jpg)

>Trolling on Friday the 13.
>what kind of a dumbass would even

Furby guys a faggot that is all
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:06 No.9901926
>>9901911
Mark taped a walkie talkie to the back.
/thread
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:07 No.9901928
>>9901911
in skype
Hes laughing like a motherfucker about it and talking about how /x/ is so subjective and what
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:09 No.9901943
FURBY GUY IS A TROLL BAITING YOU ALL FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH SO HE CAN IMPLY UNLUCKINESS.
FAGGOT.
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:09 No.9901945
>>9901928
Just let him know to expect company >=3
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:09 No.9901947
     File: 1334376582.jpg-(162 KB, 500x411, 1319234190487.jpg)

>furby's detect infrared light
>common events in ghost shows are detection of flashes of light on the infrared spectrum
>mfw a furby goes off at night that's probably the reason
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:11 No.9901958
you've gotta be one fucked up individual to make up a story about your friend and his sister dying.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:11 No.9901960
this troll sucks shit
>mkay spend like five hours talking in one thread on 4chan crafting some dumb horror story
really you have to ask who lost out? Really?
lrn2trolldetect /x/ plz
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:12 No.9901972
     File: 1334376748.jpg-(31 KB, 500x280, shocked.jpg)

>>9901947
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:12 No.9901978
>>9901958
but then you really have to ask about what creepypasta IS?
Good creepypasta's usually engaging and does consist of fictitious characters. really i thought people would have known this was a troll the minute he stopped to describe a damn movie.
who the hell does that?
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:13 No.9901985
>>9901960
I had fun :3
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:14 No.9901996
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>>9901978
Furby Guy does!
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:15 No.9902007
Meta-Knight, with wings so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:16 No.9902011
>>9901996
yes but he's a troll and he's still laughing like a dumbass.
he said he can't wait to show this to 9fag.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:17 No.9902020
hey furby guy hear, this guy saying his dad bought him a new one is not me hes making it up. I just escaped my house. my parents are fucking controlled by that thing I dont know what to do if I go back home they will...murder me
>>	 Guaste 04/14/12(Sat)00:19 No.9902034
>>9902020
shameless.

I like it!

Continue, newcomer.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.9902044
Hey, Furby Guy, here!
Allow me to type long-winded statements that have no intellectual value and let me suck every cock in this vicinity. Being that I am a faggot I will not mind this at all.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.9902045
No, you see, you've got it all wrong. It wasn't his family that changed the batteries.

There is a hatch in the basement that allows anyone who discovers it access to the basement, but a lock on the door that keeps the house secure.

SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE IS CHANGING BATTERIES.
>>	 Fistybuns Wangledack 04/14/12(Sat)00:20 No.9902046
>>9902020
... Are you even trying?
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:21 No.9902050
>>9902020
I AM THE DEMONIC FURBY LET ME HAVE PHOEBE OR YOU SHALL PERISH RAAAAARRRRRR
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:23 No.9902068
>>9902020
I am posting this from a friends house and we just heard a knock at the door.... for christ sake I am shaking
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:23 No.9902073
Mama always said JENNNNNNNNNY
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:23 No.9902076
>>9902068
shit guys my friends mom say its ..........my dad
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:24 No.9902080
What in the heck is going on in this thread; I leave for ten minutes or so and we have illiterate idiots in here impersonating myself, calling me a troll, one actually doing somewhat of a good job minus the cocks, and some idiot's imitating the demon Furby. Nice.
Anyway, I'm back. I'm sorry for the ruckus and that things turned to shit. I'm drained.
This fucking sucks, guys.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:25 No.9902092
>>9902080
lol nice cover fag, have a nice time laughing it up in skype? you turned good OC into trollfaggotry.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:26 No.9902101
heres what really happend
>guy finds furby at the land fill
>he takes it home
>it turns out to be george zimmerman
>the furby that night "break the negros break the negros"
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:29 No.9902121
Oh /x/ this thread again.
Why would you do this to yourselves.
A demonic toy? Really?
idiots.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:30 No.9902127
I don't really understand the butthurt.
All I ever said at the beginning when reading this was "I want to believe."
It was just a great story to read. I couldn't really give a shit that it isn't real.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:30 No.9902128
saging this cancerous failtroll faggotry thread
/x/ come on with this shit
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:31 No.9902137
>/x/ reads creepypasta that are obviously made up stories and loves that shit
>guy comes on /x/ with obviously made up story
>go away quit trolling
>what?
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:32 No.9902140
It was clever I'll admit and took some imagination and actually kind of was a good read but come on.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:32 No.9902142
I read the story to my husband and we talked about how it was obviously a work of fiction but were both inpressed with the author's writing skills. Thanks for the good read on a Friday night. It's a good story to share around a campfire with friends.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:32 No.9902145
     File: 1334377971.png-(55 KB, 350x350, furby.png)

Hey guys! I don't think the Furby is haunted at all!

Infact I am seriously beginning to doubt the truthfulness of this entire story!

I think we've been had, /x/
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:33 No.9902151
>>9902142
I'd have believed it more if it were a porcelain doll
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:34 No.9902155
>>9902145
>implying anything on /x/ is truthful
Look at the signs.
>OH I HATE CREEPYPASTA
>OH HAI I WRITE SCARY STORY

Come ON, /x/.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:36 No.9902165
>>9900714
>>9900714
>>9900714
>>9900714
this guy called it before anybody else.
fantastic
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:36 No.9902167
Dat feel when every one of these threads ends like this, seriously it's like sucking a cock and yelling "I TROLLED YOU SO HARD" at the man who's erection was satisfied so recently.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:48 No.9902223
>that feel when everything after the guy entered the basement has actually been people pretending to be him
>that feel when his dead body is lying locked in the basement
>that feel when the furby finally killed him

way to go /X/ if he listend to you guys he would still be alive
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)00:52 No.9902256
     File: 1334379145.jpg-(5 KB, 259x194, images.jpg)

and so will this thread, bwahahahahaha
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:01 No.9902300
Good read, but everything after down to the basement I go is fake.
>>	 Caleb 04/14/12(Sat)01:15 No.9902381
>>9902223
So what you're saying is....

I killed him?
>>	Paranormal Furby Someguy 04/14/12(Sat)01:19 No.9902422
This story is even more fucked up with the Higurashi OST.
>>	we are all ok Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)01:38 No.9902564
>>9902381
yes you had to make him go to the basement and confront that evil furby

now hes dead the furby wanted revenge or talked him into suicide or something

now marks ok.....marks ok.........marks ok.....marks ok
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)02:05 No.9902770
. . . . sowhat do i do with my life now. . . .
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)02:22 No.9902888
>>9900332

>reading this
>fucking ambulance rushes by right when I get to that part
>NOPE.avi.tiff.jpg.gif
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)03:01 No.9903106
That bigger deleted everything he posted. What the fuck.
>>	 Caleb 04/14/12(Sat)03:07 No.9903128
     File: 1334387234.jpg-(21 KB, 500x409, 1303-omg-wtf-is-that.jpg)

>>9903106
Did he?
Or did someone else to conceal the fact that they existed?
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)03:09 No.9903138
>>9901958
Get 4chan X and this isn't a problem.
>>	 Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)03:10 No.9903141
     File: 1334387408.jpg-(111 KB, 333x464, 2SNhO[1].jpg)

Did anyone copy dat shit?
Dammit, the archive seems to update based on current thread state and deletes the posts too.

I liked that whole story.

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