Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >A plane pony shows up at your door.
- >You have two options.
- A) Invite her in for a cup of tea.
- B) Jam her engine so hard, forcefully.
- >You end up inviting her in for a cup of tea.
- >Not that you wanted to rape her, anyways.
- >She's a plane, it would probably hurt.
- >B-but those wings... unf.
- >Anyways, she comes in, and takes a seat.
- >You notice that you have been recently getting more pussy than animal control, latelly.
- A) Make her a cup of tea
- B) Secretly masturbate to her secretly
- C) Rape her
- D) Kick her out
- >Masturbating behind her sure would have been fun and hot, but for some reason you chose not to do it.
- >You enter the kitchen.
- >The shelves were a bit low, as they were meant for a pony, so you had to bend down just a little to get to them.
- >You open it and take out your tea kettle.
- >Filling it with water, you put it on the stove.
- A) Set the water to 5, let it boil for a little bit
- B) Put the water over her to see if she'll die.
- C) Rape her
- D) Ultra-tip your fedora to her
- >You leave the kitchen, with the stove still off and the tea kettle on the stove.
- >It's time.
- >You mysteriously take your fedora out of your back pocket, and unfold it.
- >Pimples start to grow on your face as hair starts to grow on your neck; while you start to feel your self gaining weight at an incredible speed.
- >You put your fedora on, walk infront of her, and look her straight in the eyes.
- A) Mega-tip your fedora to her.
- B) Un-transform and go back to making tea.
- C) Rape her
- D) Kick her out
- >You start to raise your arm to megatip your fedora.
- >A pain starts to develop in your right arm.
- "N-not yet...."
- >After an hour of trying to tip your fedora, you fall.
- >You lay in a pile of sweat.
- >You don't even know if you're wearing clothes anymore, they feel like they transformed into sweat.
- >The plane pony looks at you in disgust.
- >You weren't able to tip your fedora.
- >BAD END
- A) Restart
- B) Come back as a ghost
- C) Rape her as a ghost
- D) Kick her out
- >You begin to exit your body.
- >It feels like a vacuum while it's stuck sucking on your dick.
- >Both pleasurable and very painful.
- >You exit your gay fat body, and stand in your new ghost body.
- >Still as faggoty as ever.
- >You walk over to the plane pony.
- >You pick her up, turn her over, pet her head for about 5 minutes, before you realize that it's time.
- >You unzip your dick.
- A) Continue with the ghost rape
- B) Go back to making tea
- C) Rape your dead body instead
- D) Kick her out
- >You put the plane pony down, she looks as [spoiler]plane[/spoiler] as ever except with some ghost cheeto dust in her hair.
- >Walking over to your dead body, you notice that you smell great.
- >Like you're a mare in heat.
- >And that smell is fucking amazing.
- >You notice how euphoric you are.
- >Not wanting to involve yourself with your disgusting casual old body, you stop infront of it.
- A) Rape it anyways
- B) Yell to the heavens
- C) Rape God
- D) Kick the plane pone out
- >You put on your ghostly euphoric fedora.
- >Can't forget the feather.
- >Maybe a little dabs of glue, and some glitter.
- >Tape a few rubies on and it should be good.
- >You grab the handle of your door.
- >You are Anonymous.
- >And you are about to rape God.
- A) Go rape God
- B) Cockslap the plane pone then go rape God
- C) Reevaluate your life choices.
- D) Kick the plane pone out
- >You let go of the handle of the door.
- >Turning around, you double unzip your dick.
- >Grabbing your cock in hand, you make sure to give it a few pumps to get it even harder.
- >Your dick is now 1.2 inches long.
- >It's suprising why you aren't getting all the bitches.
- >Guess they can't handle your shit.
- >You tilt your dick to the left, then let go of it.
- >It goes right with the force of 1000 suns.
- >It hits the plane pone, but... stops.
- >Well, so much for that.
- >You go back to the door and grab the handle.
- A) Go rape God.
- B) Open the door.
- C) Rape God.
- D) Kick the plane out.
- >You twist the handle, and pull the door open.
- >Going back to the plane pone, you TRIPLE unzip your dick.
- >With a dick in hand, you begin to push the plane pone with your dick.
- >This shouldn't expand dong, but it does.
- >F-fuck... it feels good.
- >You cum all over the plane pony.
- >Anyways, time to kick her out.
- >You kick the plane pone out with the force of a 1.2 inch cock.
- A) Go rape God.
- B) Return to making tea.
- >You bend over, and get on your knees.
- >A magical you appears behind you.
- >W-what?
- >The you pulls your pants down.
- >He inserts your dick into your anal asshole.
- >It hurts, but you do it for you.
- >He finishes, and leaves.
- >You are Anonymous.
- >And you have just raped God.
- >End
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement