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Plane Pony CYOA

Aug 31st, 2014
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  1. >A plane pony shows up at your door.
  2. >You have two options.
  3. A) Invite her in for a cup of tea.
  4. B) Jam her engine so hard, forcefully.
  5.  
  6. >You end up inviting her in for a cup of tea.
  7. >Not that you wanted to rape her, anyways.
  8. >She's a plane, it would probably hurt.
  9. >B-but those wings... unf.
  10. >Anyways, she comes in, and takes a seat.
  11. >You notice that you have been recently getting more pussy than animal control, latelly.
  12. A) Make her a cup of tea
  13. B) Secretly masturbate to her secretly
  14. C) Rape her
  15. D) Kick her out
  16.  
  17. >Masturbating behind her sure would have been fun and hot, but for some reason you chose not to do it.
  18. >You enter the kitchen.
  19. >The shelves were a bit low, as they were meant for a pony, so you had to bend down just a little to get to them.
  20. >You open it and take out your tea kettle.
  21. >Filling it with water, you put it on the stove.
  22. A) Set the water to 5, let it boil for a little bit
  23. B) Put the water over her to see if she'll die.
  24. C) Rape her
  25. D) Ultra-tip your fedora to her
  26.  
  27. >You leave the kitchen, with the stove still off and the tea kettle on the stove.
  28. >It's time.
  29. >You mysteriously take your fedora out of your back pocket, and unfold it.
  30. >Pimples start to grow on your face as hair starts to grow on your neck; while you start to feel your self gaining weight at an incredible speed.
  31. >You put your fedora on, walk infront of her, and look her straight in the eyes.
  32. A) Mega-tip your fedora to her.
  33. B) Un-transform and go back to making tea.
  34. C) Rape her
  35. D) Kick her out
  36.  
  37. >You start to raise your arm to megatip your fedora.
  38. >A pain starts to develop in your right arm.
  39. "N-not yet...."
  40. >After an hour of trying to tip your fedora, you fall.
  41. >You lay in a pile of sweat.
  42. >You don't even know if you're wearing clothes anymore, they feel like they transformed into sweat.
  43. >The plane pony looks at you in disgust.
  44. >You weren't able to tip your fedora.
  45. >BAD END
  46. A) Restart
  47. B) Come back as a ghost
  48. C) Rape her as a ghost
  49. D) Kick her out
  50.  
  51.  
  52. >You begin to exit your body.
  53. >It feels like a vacuum while it's stuck sucking on your dick.
  54. >Both pleasurable and very painful.
  55. >You exit your gay fat body, and stand in your new ghost body.
  56. >Still as faggoty as ever.
  57. >You walk over to the plane pony.
  58. >You pick her up, turn her over, pet her head for about 5 minutes, before you realize that it's time.
  59. >You unzip your dick.
  60. A) Continue with the ghost rape
  61. B) Go back to making tea
  62. C) Rape your dead body instead
  63. D) Kick her out
  64.  
  65.  
  66. >You put the plane pony down, she looks as [spoiler]plane[/spoiler] as ever except with some ghost cheeto dust in her hair.
  67. >Walking over to your dead body, you notice that you smell great.
  68. >Like you're a mare in heat.
  69. >And that smell is fucking amazing.
  70. >You notice how euphoric you are.
  71. >Not wanting to involve yourself with your disgusting casual old body, you stop infront of it.
  72. A) Rape it anyways
  73. B) Yell to the heavens
  74. C) Rape God
  75. D) Kick the plane pone out
  76.  
  77. >You put on your ghostly euphoric fedora.
  78. >Can't forget the feather.
  79. >Maybe a little dabs of glue, and some glitter.
  80. >Tape a few rubies on and it should be good.
  81. >You grab the handle of your door.
  82. >You are Anonymous.
  83. >And you are about to rape God.
  84. A) Go rape God
  85. B) Cockslap the plane pone then go rape God
  86. C) Reevaluate your life choices.
  87. D) Kick the plane pone out
  88.  
  89. >You let go of the handle of the door.
  90. >Turning around, you double unzip your dick.
  91. >Grabbing your cock in hand, you make sure to give it a few pumps to get it even harder.
  92. >Your dick is now 1.2 inches long.
  93. >It's suprising why you aren't getting all the bitches.
  94. >Guess they can't handle your shit.
  95. >You tilt your dick to the left, then let go of it.
  96. >It goes right with the force of 1000 suns.
  97. >It hits the plane pone, but... stops.
  98. >Well, so much for that.
  99. >You go back to the door and grab the handle.
  100. A) Go rape God.
  101. B) Open the door.
  102. C) Rape God.
  103. D) Kick the plane out.
  104.  
  105. >You twist the handle, and pull the door open.
  106. >Going back to the plane pone, you TRIPLE unzip your dick.
  107. >With a dick in hand, you begin to push the plane pone with your dick.
  108. >This shouldn't expand dong, but it does.
  109. >F-fuck... it feels good.
  110. >You cum all over the plane pony.
  111. >Anyways, time to kick her out.
  112. >You kick the plane pone out with the force of a 1.2 inch cock.
  113. A) Go rape God.
  114. B) Return to making tea.
  115.  
  116. >You bend over, and get on your knees.
  117. >A magical you appears behind you.
  118. >W-what?
  119. >The you pulls your pants down.
  120. >He inserts your dick into your anal asshole.
  121. >It hurts, but you do it for you.
  122. >He finishes, and leaves.
  123. >You are Anonymous.
  124. >And you have just raped God.
  125. >End
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