Uplift RPG Session #37

Let us begin!

We join our heroes in a cladestined meet and greet with some nefarious businessmen

Gator (GM): ((My memory is fuzzy so let me know if I'm missing something.))

Match Looks around and checks how wet the area is.

Match: rolling 1d100 + 15
(56)+15= 71

George Di Niro: (hey)

Edward H.: I'm done.

Gator (GM): They have give you 15k of a 30k payment. They promise the other 15k if you do a job.

Axl Greez: ( Just introduce me when you're ready. )

M'aiq the liar: (we must blow up a ship)

Gator (GM): You look around. The wetness is 100%

Axl Greez: ( Everyone is moist. )

M'aiq the liar: ( we are literally swimming)

Gator (GM): (Seriously... Is is like a role reversed brighten beach memories?)

Match curses under breath, wishing that is burn burn would work here.

Axl Greez: ( Match should invest in napalm and agent orange. )

Edward H.: As I said, I think I'm done.

Axl Greez: ( Shit burns well underwater. )

Match: (Wait, I got napalm!)

Gator (GM): The reptoid waves his hands, "So, do you want to other 15k?"

Axl Greez: ( Baddabing, just make sure you can ignite it and it should burn just fine. )

Gator (GM): (That stuff does burn underwater, huh?)

Axl Greez: ( Yeah, but you gotta ignite it first. )

Match: "NO, payment is not FULL BOSS WILL be mad!"

M'aiq the liar: ( hey edward whats your character did you leave a description in the journal?)

Edward H.: (My character tries to avoid fights. All I have is a collapasable baton)

Axl Greez: ( I'm not able to add in character pages, GM has to do that. Here's the paste of it. )
( https://pastebin.com/GQbYuMqt )

Match throws the card back and demands the bombs back.

George Di Niro: (lol two georges who happen to both be deer)

Match: "PAYMENT NEEDS FULL!"

Gator (GM): The reptile shrugs, "Well this is what my boss said. I can't really do anything here. So you in or out?"

Edward H.: (wait, we aleady started I have no idea what's happening)

Match scraws onto the floor and picks up the crit chip.

Match: "WHAT WOULD BOSS SAY me do!"

Gator (GM): (Match, maiq, and george were selling bombs to some criminal organization. They have paid him half and offer to pay him the rest if he does work for them.)
The reptile pauses, wondering if that is a question.

M'aiq the liar: Match me and George Di Nero here said we would help you with getting your shipment not blow up a ship

Match: "DEAL ACCEPTED ONLY ON MORE BURNING AND boom!"

Edward H.: (I renamed him Fred.LOL)

Gator (GM): "There is a freighter headed out of the station that usually works with us. He has been non-compliant lately so we need someone to go and convince him to keep working with us."

George Di Niro: (lol it was fine I enjoyedit

Gator (GM): (Swims)
As match runs off, the reptile points to maiq and george, "We'll have some people accompany you, is that alright?"

George Di Niro: "Don't worry bout me and my buddy We've come to for a professional meeting not some tea party!"

M'aiq the liar: more help? Why not

Axl Greez: ( More eyes to watch you do the job and not go out of bounds. )

Gator (GM): "They will meet you at the dock.
You head to the docking bay and find the ship, it's doors are opened and you don't see the crew outside.

M'aiq the liar: ( is match with us where is he?)

Gator (GM): (Running into the ship like a luney, I imagine.)

M'aiq the liar: Eh, I just walk on

George Di Niro: I enter with 'em
I want to see if I can see any traps or anything that might hinder us

Gator (GM): You enter the ship. It looks loaded down with cargo.

Match Looks around for a blunt or sharp tool to help with destruction.

Match: rolling 1d100 + 15
(50)+15= 65

Gator (GM): You find a rod.
2d10.

Edward H.: (OK)

Gator (GM): As you enter you notice that you are accompanied by a fox.
This detail seems important and worth attention.

Match: "FOX STATE WHY I don't make YOU FIRE!"

Edward H.: (sorry
(/W Gator ) yes
(/wGator) yes

M'aiq the liar: I said no parentheses

Gator (GM): He's got it.

M'aiq the liar: ( XD )

Martaues: "Stop screaming." Martaues speaks bluntly.

Match Goes up to Martaues face and screams "AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Edward H.: What's that noise? I'm going to check the back.

M'aiq the liar: "M’aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M’aiq can shout whenever he wants."
" So quit"

Edward H.: Hello?

Match "I scream when i WANT!" as he heads to the cargo, ready to burn it.

Martaues bites his lip and glares at the belligerent rat, trying his hardest not to retaliate and forfeit the job.

M'aiq the liar: " ANother member of the detail?"

George Di Niro "Hmm a fellow cervine " George says checking out the man approaching

M'aiq the liar: ( how do i do that action caption again, this time im going to write it down)

Match: (/me)

Gator (GM): As the group squabbled an athletic deer wanders from behind a crate!

M'aiq the liar: (thx)

Edward H. Looks at this group and tries to talk to them.

Edward H.: So... may I help you?

Match starts burning the crates.

Edward H.: O_O

Match: rolling 5d10 + 50
(9+10+7+2+4)+50= 82

M'aiq the liar: " oh boy "

Martaues draws his weapon at the deer and shouts "ID yourself! Now!"

George Di Niro I show him my virtual ID via my logos collar

Match: "DOING JOB, BURN deer extra job IF INTERFEAR!"

Edward H.: Fred Atceon! Former GYMIST! I Just WANTED TO TRAVEL!

Match: "YOU INSTILNG ME!"

M'aiq the liar: Wrong ship I believe

Match points Burner at deer.

Edward H.: No, I'm hitching a ride!

George Di Niro "Match calm down this isn't the job you look unprofessional and that rubs off!"

Match Continues with the burning of the crates & supplies.

Match: rolling 5d10 + 50
(6+9+10+7+3)+50= 85

Martaues grunts and holsters his weapon. He's definitely concerned about the rat burning through the ship, but that's not his problem at the moment.

George Di Niro "looks like Match lives up to his name"George says M

M'aiq the liar: I ask Martaues where the nearest Fire extinguisher is discreetly.

George Di Niro trying to grab Match
At this time, fire alarms go off in the ship. Doors slam shut and sirens blare.

Martaues: "I wouldn't know. This aint my ship."

George Di Niro: rolling 1d100+35
(27)+35= 62

M'aiq the liar: " was hoping you saw one"
Well at least the fire is subsiding

Match: (You guys know are job is to be the enforcer and show what happens when thay don't pay/work?)

Martaues: ( Truthfully I'm still trying to settle in a bit and I'm confused over what the job's supposed to be. I'm vaguely aware of a bomb. )

M'aiq the liar: ( Oh i thought we were on a ship that was bringing us to theother ship

Match: (I sold bomb, get rest of bomb pay for messing up ship.)

Gator (GM): (Intimidate the pilot.

Martaues: ( I didn't read through the last session notes so I'm afraid I'm lost for the moment. )
( Fair enough. )

Gator (GM): Also, at this time water rushes in from the outside.

M'aiq the liar goes looking for the owner of the ship

Gator (GM): You are blocked by a sealed door.

George Di Niro George puts match down

M'aiq the liar: well good going Match

Edward H.: "I can lead you to the pilot. As long as you all calm down!

Match: "JOB IS TO SHOW DESTRUCTION!"

M'aiq the liar: or kill discreetly would have worked

Match points at Ed as he leads to the pilot.

Match: (with flamethrower.)
(can't move my piece

Martaues growls in disgust at the water soaking his suit. He follows the pyromaniac and Ed weapon in hand to complete the job he barely payed attention to during briefing.

George Di Niro George starts rumbling around to find something destructive in this ship

Martaues: ( Completely fucked that sentence sideways. )

M'aiq the liar: (lol)

George Di Niro gator ok thanks didn't know if that was possible

M'aiq the liar: (quit doing /me for everything XD )

Gator (GM) what?

George Di Niro: sorry didn't mean to do that meant to whisper

Martaues: "We killin' him or near killin' him? I'm down for either."

Gator (GM): So you are making your way to the pilot's room?

Match: Yes

M'aiq the liar: death so the rat can't do to much harm to him

Martaues: ( Yeah. )

Edward H.: We're stuck, aren;t we

Martaues: "Alright."

Gator (GM): Yes, the doors are sealed. George knows the code to open them.

Match: "OPEN DOOR!"

Edward H.: Fred.

Gator (GM): Thus, it is his decision.

M'aiq the liar: wait? George or Fred

Gator (GM): Fred
Fred george.

Edward H.: OK. WHo is the leader of this group!

M'aiq the liar: At the moment sadly the Rat

Edward H.: I need to promise me you can control that pyomaniac friend of yours!

Match: (I'm the leader of this shitshow!)

George Di Niro: "if he tries anything I'll try to calm him down"

Edward H.: I activate the code

Match: "I'LL RIP YA HEAD OFF AND ADD YA SKULL at the end of burner IF DOOR ISN"T OPEN!"

M'aiq the liar: Not friends just honourably obligated to help him

Edward H.: Captain, We have a sitation!

Gator (GM): The pilot greets

Match Rushes in and starts beating the captain with the rod.

Martaues: "Unless he's putting a halt to the job, I aint stopping what he's doin'." Martaues grins at the deer.

M'aiq the liar walks up and slits the captains throat to stop his torment by the hands of the rat

Gator (GM): The Beaver will defend himself from the sudden attack.

Match: rolling 1d100 + 45
(16)+45= 61
rolling 1d100 + 45
(86)+45= 131

Edward H.: (my head hurts)

Gator (GM): rolling 1d100+35
(85)+35= 120
rolling 1d100+35
(79)+35= 114

M'aiq the liar: (lol lots is going on)

Martaues watches the ongoing shitshow from the door.

Gator (GM): You hit him once.
He will strike maiq in the face.

M'aiq the liar: what do i roll to attack and slit throat?)

Gator (GM): rolling 1d100+35
(96)+35= 131

Match aims at the legs and swings.

Match: rolling 2d10 + 80
(3+3)+80= 86

Gator (GM): Yes, you roll to attack. Beat 40.

M'aiq the liar: str or agl bonus

George Di Niro: "Hey bub I Know there's a vault somewhere might as well let me know where it is " George says trying to get him to trip and divulge it accidently

Gator (GM): How do you have +80 damage?

M'aiq the liar: rolling 1d100 + 35
(58)+35= 93

Match: Wait, mess it up, its 40

M'aiq the liar: ( so 46)

Gator (GM): The beaver cannot listen to you as two people are trying to kill him.
Also, george, he punches you in the face.
rolling 1d100+35
(53)+35= 88

George Di Niro: (wait I thought fred was the deer?

Edward H.: I am

Gator (GM): rolling 6d10+30
(8+3+4+4+6+3)+30= 58
Well you're trying to stab him, right?

M'aiq the liar: in the neck

George Di Niro: I was talking to fred

Edward H.: I have no idea about this valut. Hitch. Hiker.

Gator (GM): This situation has become abit complicated.
So, match is trying to beat the pilot, right?

Match: To death or submission.

George Di Niro: "then your useless and I try to knock Fred out by punching him"

Gator (GM): I don't think your character has the patience to wait for submission, really.

M'aiq the liar: ( and i want to slit his throat to stop match from brutally murdering him)

Gator (GM): Who is trying to kill the pilot?
Right!
Maiq.

M'aiq the liar: ( i rolled a 93

Match: (wait your tring to kill me?)

Edward H.: w/ Great. I'm going to die via PC.

Gator (GM): (Ha!)

M'aiq the liar: ( lol you have to put a name after it)

George Di Niro: rolling 1d100+35
(67)+35= 102

M'aiq the liar: no the BEAVER

George Di Niro: (that's for knocking out fred

Match: (Listen don't kill Fred, I didn't do it when playing a psycopath cause its an assholish thing to do.)

M'aiq the liar: (FRED IS THE DEAR
(THE PILOT IS THE BEAVER

Match: (wait your going to slice the beavers throat to prevent me from killiong him?)

M'aiq the liar: YES

Martaues: ( So we running for initiative? )

M'aiq the liar: ( save him from a painfull death really is the point.)

Edward H.: I dodge, tumble? Sorry, i'm not used to combat rules yet?

Gator (GM): (I don' think so, we only have one enemy. I think?)

George Di Niro: (amnesia we're killing someone as far as I know he's a civilian he doesn't need to be apart of this my plan was to drag him somewhere where he wouldn't be suspected

M'aiq the liar: (look can my 93 roll go into his neck already?)

Gator (GM): Okay, hold up.
Who is killing the pilot?

Match: (can we just rewinf this shit?0

M'aiq the liar: Me and match

George Di Niro: Match and M'iaq

Gator (GM): The beaver is the pilot.
And who is killing fred?

George Di Niro: (not killing knocking him out

M'aiq the liar: Match is beating him to death and i want to slit his throat t o save him from a terrible death.
no one

Gator (GM): (I...I don't think that can be a knocking out action there, george)
Right.
So he took 46 damage from match.
Maiq, roll damage for neck stabbing.
And we'll double it for a vitals shot.

M'aiq the liar: it was a 93 or was that to hit
oh yah
rolling 5d10 + 30
(7+1+7+2+2)+30= 49
so 98

Gator (GM): So he has a horrible neck wound now and is dying.

Martaues: ( Ah right, with the confusion of the private messages and all, how do R. Receivers work on a Rapid fire stack rifle? Wanted to ask if I'm gonna be shooting a man to death with it, and I don't think any other player so far has used an Eo weapon.)

M'aiq the liar: Well don't know who HE was, but It's done

Gator (GM): Well, with stack rifles its +10 per shot consumed.

Match starts smashing the pilot console.

Edward H.: Am I knocked out?

Match: rolling 2d10 + 40
(5+6)+40= 51

George Di Niro: no ed

Match: (no)

Gator (GM): with rapid fire you can add +100 and or more while regular you can not go that high.

Martaues: ( +10 per shot consumed? What do you mean by consumed? And is the +10 to aiming or damage? )
( And the 4d10+40 damage is only for pistols then or something? )

Match: "DESTROY AND burn!"

Martaues: ( *4d10+40 with 2 receivers is just for other weapons? )

Edward H.: "Look, you guys do whatever you want."

Gator (GM): With rapid fire you can choose if the bonus from it goes to hit or to damage.

Martaues: ( And single fire it's a straight +10, or +20 in my case with two receivers, to either aiming or damage )

Match Continues on with smashing and burning the ship.

Gator (GM): Also I think that might be alittle dated here.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9zUbKbVjWUBMlR2S0hiZVBLNFU
Turn to page 159

George Di Niro: gator I want to search the captain for his keys and search his room for valuable what would I roll for that?

Martaues: ( Looks the same. )

Gator (GM): Okay.

Martaues: ( More concerned about the 2d10+20 and what that has to do with the guns. )

Gator (GM): I'm sorry, let me field questions one at a time.

George Di Niro: I
ok

Gator (GM): Triggers are separate from recievers. so that 2d10+20 damage only stacks with more recievers.

Edward H.: (Let's try this again) "I know nothing about this vault you are talking about."

Gator (GM): Triggers stack with more triggers.
With stack guns, the rapid fire is per bullet fired.
It's not interpretted that you get +10 to every single shot but that is a secret between you and me.

M'aiq the liar: an now us
and*

Martaues: ( I never brought up triggers, but OK. So the 2d10+20 can only be gotten if I have a trigger for it? )

Gator (GM): Yes.
er, no

Martaues: ( I'll run this through with you later in an email or something. )

Gator (GM): That's a receiver.

Martaues: ( Yes, I'm talking about receivers. )
( I have two and it says it doubles the damage to a 4d10+40. I wasn't sure what it meant and thought it was added onto the damage of the gun itself. )

M'aiq the liar: (look the rat is suspened in space!)

Gator (GM): (No, that sounds right.

Martaues: ( So a rapid fire stack rifle's damage, being 4d10+40, would be an 8d10+80 or something. )
( OK. )

George Di Niro: "well then Sir looks like I'll have to do some foraging

Martaues: ( I'm all good then. )

M'aiq the liar: ( Hey Gator make it to where edward can speak as Fred)

George Di Niro: my question now

Gator (GM): Yes.
You searched his pockets and besides a wallet with 55 dollars in it.
You find a watch.

George Di Niro: no key?

Gator (GM): No key.
The watch is an old mechanical one, it can't work underwater.

George Di Niro: Can I search the ship for a keyrack?

Match: Why do you need a key and what for?

Gator (GM): (Ah right, Edward, you can select who you appear as in the chat by using the "As: " box under this chat box.
brb

Fred Actaeon: w/ Gator This is why you asked me to add a pilot spaceship skill, huh?

George Di Niro: "rummage through this guys personal belongings that could be scattered throughout the ship

M'aiq the liar: (i don't see his name, or does it only appear for him?)

Fred Actaeon: I changed it

M'aiq the liar: ( YAY)

Fred Actaeon: Use the As: function

George Di Niro: there ya go

M'aiq the liar: ( lol i hate it when whisper doesn't wotk

George Di Niro: lol

Martaues: "So we done here? The other was ramblin' about a vault or something."

George Di Niro: I'm going to take a break I'll be back in 10

M'aiq the liar: (can you put Georges token up with us?)
so...

Fred Actaeon: (You haven't exactly shown any reason why I should join you)
(aside from force)

M'aiq the liar: ( Well you can jsut choose to but i have a way
(you and me can start a conversation in game to helop if you want?)

Fred Actaeon: Well, you killed the captain? Can any of you pilot a craft?

M'aiq the liar: nope
You will have to keep quite ou know

Martaues: "Used weapons. Aint big on flying."

M'aiq the liar: well the fox might I guess

Gator (GM): Back.

Match: (the whole job is to destroy and wreck up the ship. Not to drive off with it.)

M'aiq the liar: M'aiq has a question for all of you
What do you do and who do you work with /or for?

Fred Actaeon: I am a former Gymast like I said AT GUNPOINT! I was just traveling around.

Match: "NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!"

Gator (GM): Hey vondoo!

Martaues: "I do jobs and I work for money. Mob hired me and promised me pay." speaks bluntly.

Vondoo: heyy
dont mind me, im just gunna watch

M'aiq the liar: Ok Fred me and George here are starting something. we need people good people. You seem like good people
(Will you be joining next time)

Fred Actaeon: I am. I do have basic first aid knoledge and I have great agility.

M'aiq the liar: Then Martaues we may become close friends

Martaues: "Starting something isn't what makes me want to work. What's the payment?"

M'aiq the liar: A cut from every "job"

Match: "JUST DESTROY SHIP AND RUN OFF! THAT IS THE JOB!"

M'aiq the liar: Not exactly on the side of the law

Gator (GM): (What about that intimidate the pilot stuff?)

Match: (He's dead.

M'aiq the liar: ( He's dead pretty intimidating if you ask me)

Martaues: "Hm... I want to see the payment first hand. If it isn't good, I'm leaving."

Match looks for a way to drain the water.

Match: rolling 1d100 + 15
(64)+15= 79

Gator (GM): You think you can vent from the console.

M'aiq the liar shows everyone the parasite. "We sell this for big money to start are little organization"

Match Uses the console to unflood the area.

M'aiq the liar: Thw match didn't know you could do that
thx*

Match Goes back to burning the ship.
Match: rolling 5d10 + 50
(1+3+6+8+1)+50= 69
rolling 1d100 + 45
(41)+45= 86
rolling 5d10 + 50
(3+8+6+3+7)+50= 77

Fred Actaeon: "Can you least explain WHY you want to destroy the ship?"

Match: "THE JOB IS TO DESTROY SHIP!"

M'aiq the liar: People hired The rat to do it

Martaues 's eyes glare at the alien worm before looking back up at M'aiq. "Fine. But you better pull through with the payment."

Match: "SHOW REASON NOT TO MESS!

M'aiq the liar: Alright He's on bored Fred how about you
You can be our "nice guy" of the organization

Match Looks back onto the fire to appreciate his work and runs off the ship.

Fred Actaeon: Don't have much choice. I just hope this match guy isn't like this 24/7.

Martaues can feel the heat beginning to build up already. "Let's go. Nothing left to do here except pick through what else is left 'fore the whole place burns down."

M'aiq the liar: Yes M'aiq agrees

Martaues leaves the cockpit and exits the ship.

M'aiq the liar follows out

M'aiq the liar: ( I might have to leave soon as I said earlier)

Fred Actaeon: I'm coming too. You're group needs a sane man form the looks of things.

Gator (GM): (No prob.)
(Thank you Fred for stretching)

Martaues: ( Head on back to the lizard? )

Gator (GM): Okay, you destroyed the ship and it's contents and crew. Where do you go now?

Fred Actaeon: (stretching?)

Match: "I HEAD BACK TO NOT boss payers, get MY pay!"
"mostly STUPID GROUP does what they want!"

Gator (GM): (stretching the concept of why your character would join this increasingly dangerous band)

Fred Actaeon: Well, they were leaing.
(well, they were leaving. Besides, I had no choise.)

Martaues isn't eager to wade through water again, but as long as he's getting paid...

Back toe the docks where you met your employers

Match screams "PAYMENT!" at the reptilian group.

Gator (GM): The reptoid pauses.

Fred Actaeon: (Can I say I'm stuck with them?)

Gator (GM): The ship is destroyed." He says. "We have no word on the pilot."
"Abit overkill, don't you think?"

Match: "IDIOT CAT KILLED HIM!:

M'aiq the liar: ( I made an offer not an obligation) (unless your character is afraid to say no)

Match: "I WAS BREAKING legs, he slit HIS THROAT!"

M'aiq the liar: " Intimidate was the job whats more intimidating than a dead guy and fire everywhere

Match: "YOU CAN'T GET MONEY FROM DEAD!"

Gator (GM): He stares at you for a second.

M'aiq the liar: " Good thing he wasn't the one paying you then"

Martaues groaned and rubbed his eyes with his left hand.

Gator (GM): So... You just let him kill the guy?
Who even is this guy?" he says.

M'aiq the liar: " I am too fast for either of them to stop me"

Fred Actaeon puts face in his hands and thinks "What have I gotten myself into?"

Match: "HE SLIT HEAD OFF QUICK!"
"I will KILL STUPID UNFUNNY CAT FOR NO PAYMENT!"

Fred Actaeon: Beaver.

Gator (GM): The reptile turns to Fred. "Okay, you tell me what happened?"
(Spelling is way off today.)

Fred Actaeon: THese came in and just wrecked up the ship.

M'aiq the liar: " M'aiq was obligated to help, not too not harm you rat I will harm you"

Martaues: "The job was to accompany them and rough up the ship, not to kill 'em all for goin' way beyond that. And for the deer fella... Ask the cat, this isn't my choice."

Match: "I DIDN'T KILL BEAVER! CAT did, will kill stupid cat for no payment!"

M'aiq the liar: " look Reptiles Pay the Rat, You don't want that dead guy who couldn't deliver in the first place."

Match: "CAT!"

Gator (GM): "Yeah..."

Match punches M'aiq

Fred Actaeon: facepalm

Gator (GM): "Here's what's going to happen: I'm going to go call my boss and ask what he thinks. If he doesn't like it then we are going to shoot all of you."

Match: "DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T PAY DEBT!"

M'aiq the liar: (i have to go damn be back asap)

Gator (GM): (No prob.)

M'aiq the liar: srry

Martaues: "Woah woah... Now you're not including me, are ya?"

Gator (GM): "Yeah, you didn't help the guy, did you? We hired you because you have a clear head."
"And this deer guy is a witness."

Martaues: "Good, good..." Martaeus mutters.

Gator (GM): The reptile shrugs, "Again, up to my boss.
"i'm going to make that call..." He says as he walks away.

Fred Actaeon: "So... I'm a witness. Meaning I can't leave"

Martaues eyes the others and the lizards, patiently waiting for word or confirmation.

Match: "FRED DEER IS NOT KILL WORTHY!"

Gator (GM): (Technically you can, but you should make it quick.)
The reptile returns.

Fred Actaeon: "Some of you guys actually seem well meaning, so I will stay"

Match: "TELL BOSS! HE KNOWS I DO JOB great follow order greatly!"

Gator (GM): "Everytime this guy speaks" he says rubbing his brow.
"Boss has made a decision." He holds up a gun and continues, "The rest of you get to live bug he says the cat has to be made example of." He turns the gun around to hand it to the group.

Fred Actaeon: "He has just trying to make his death quick from that Maniac over there!

Gator (GM): he is implying that the cat must be killed by someone in the group!
(Wait, how many did we just lose?)

Match: (3, 2 not counting the spectater

Martaues: ( Lost M'aiq for the moment. )

Fred Actaeon: One was suppose to "be back in 10"
Speak of the devil
George are you there?

Gator (GM): He is not!
(So i know this is abit gritty, but is that okay? This is going into a crime campaign here.)

Match: (Only if you follow up with more crime jobs.)

Martaues slowly draws his weapon, aimed at the general direction of the cat and others.

George Di Niro: (hello sorry for that

Match Happily giggles as he points his burner at the cat

Gator (GM): Woah!
Says the lizard
Not here.
He says.

George Di Niro: (what did I miss?)

Fred Actaeon: (A LOT)

Martaues: ( Lizard says we kill M'aiq because he slit the throat of the guy we were supposed to intimidate. )

Gator (GM): "Cameras, yeesh. Wait 24 hours then make it look like an accident. The boss just wants compensation for losing a smuggler."

Fred Actaeon: "He was a smuggler?"

George Di Niro: "He can dock my pay or whatever he wishes the point is M'iaq is useful.I'll take the blame

Gator (GM): "He transported stuff for us, so he was a smuggler, yeah."

Match: "NO!"
"WE PUNISH HIS FOR STUPIDITY!"

Martaues: ( Sorry to say, but I got no real connection to anyone in the group here dying just yet. Not gonna interfere. )

George Di Niro: (wasn't match trying to do the same thing or no?

Gator (GM): "If you want to take the blame for this one, sure." The guy says.

Match: (he was bashing his legs

Martaues: ( But if things do go favorably, Martaues can go along with what they got planned. )

Fred Actaeon: (We have a plan?)

Match: (The plan is kill cat for fugging up job.)

Gator (GM): "Anyway, 24 hours. The cat dies or you all get a hit on you."
The mobsters turn and leave.

Match: (Sorry for all of the characters having no reason for ya guy to be part of the group Ed.)

Fred Actaeon: (That's OK)

Martaues: ( Yeah, sorry man. )

Gator (GM): (Yeah, probably should have briefed you there.)
Welp you have another mission: Kill Maiq or flee the mob.

Match: (Well on the bright side no one tried to kill ya, only threaten to.)

Gator (GM): Your current mission sell the slug.

Martaues: ( Or kill the mob. Maybe even buy them off. )

Match: (Match is going to kill M'aiq, and I assume Martaues is gonna too.)

Martaues follows the group. "I'm here to make sure the job's done."

Gator (GM): So, you are stuck on the ice station!

Fred Actaeon: "I should have left! I should have left!"
"Turned around when I had the chance!"

Match: "FREED BRIGHT SIDE IS I MADE YOU NOT BRIGHT FROM FIRE! I KILL CAT TO SAVE MISTER WHO OPENED DOOR!"

Gator (GM): You just killed a ship and it's crew!
Ah, this brings up a point.

George Di Niro slips off to the side and logs on to my collarand starts creating a order to Martaues and Match to make sure M'iaq death then start pulling strings for a alternative identity for M'aiq
George Di Niro: Dies not death

Gator (GM): George, will you let them in on your plan?

George Di Niro: (Match and Martaues?)

Gator (GM): (Yes, well they would be curious.)

George Di Niro: "Listen I'll get us out of here trust me I have a few favours I can call'

Match: "YOU IDIOT FRIEND DID THIS!"
"I WANT HIM DEAD FOR SAFTY!"

Gator (GM): (To be fair, you did start it.)

Martaues stares at George plainly and mutters, "I want a higher cut on selling that worm."

Match: (I was bashing his legs in!)

George Di Niro: "M'iaq will never return,but I'm handling it

Gator (GM): (You didn't even say anything, you just ran in there and started swinging!)

Match: (at his legs.)

George Di Niro: "You gotta problem with it take it up to higher authority"

Martaues: ( Are you implying Match is supposed to articulate in extreme detail about his plan and methods of carrying it out? )

Match: (it's what ya do to people in debt, ya break their legs!)

Gator (GM): (keke)

Match: (And I would expect everyone to know the saying "You can't get debt out of a dead man."

Fred Actaeon: (I wish the other guy was here.)

Gator (GM): (Still, no crying over spilt beaver.)

Martaues: ( Truthfully I was just confused. But I agree, busting legs is better. )

George Di Niro: (ah yes I do need George
M"aig
M'iaq

Gator (GM): (Should I take over M'aiq?)

George Di Niro: I vote sure

Martaues: "The mob is paying me to make sure you clowns do your job, and that's to kill the cat. I'm not one to back up on deals, but... It can happen if I'm motivated enough."

Match: (Ya didn't do that for ramiel so no.)
"NO FOX! STAY LOYAL AND HELP ME KILL CAT!"

George Di Niro: "Martaues I will settle this I'll kill M'aiq

Martaues: "Chips are chips. Loyalty just depends on how many are on the table."

Match: "SURE, BUDDY WILL TOTALLY KILL BUDDY!"

Match takes off gas mask and spits on Georges feet. then puts gasmask back on.

George Di Niro: "Are you trying to talk to me like this Martaues want to be on a very interesting secret?

Match: "WE KILL TO SHOW LEGITNESS LIKE YA SAY!"
"BUT STUPID CAT MESSES UP, CAT GETS SHOWN THE FAULTS OF NOT LEGITNESS!"

Fred Actaeon: (I feel like an observer at this point)

Match: (Sorry.)

Martaues: ( If you have any suggestions on what to do, you should speak. Try arguing for peace or some way to get out of this mess in a way your character would advocate for. )

Fred Actaeon: COme on guys!

There has to be a peaful way for this to happen!

Match: (Or try to talk down the mob for a servere wounding and painful beating for M'aiq)

Fred Actaeon: I don't want to see nyone killed.

George Di Niro George says"Cat is my problem" then looks around for anyone keeping watch around the place

Gator (GM): (That is true. The situation is Maiq made the killing blow and the mob doesn't like that.)
(As the one person here that is innocent you do have an obligation to no kill people)

George Di Niro: gator should I roll something

Match: "IDIOTS! FINE MATCH WILL CALL BOSS! WILL WOURK OUT FOR M'AIQ TO EAT THRU STRAW FOR LIFE AND HAVE BEAVERS DEBT!"

Gator (GM): You look around, there is absolutely no one here.

Fred Actaeon: ...................I had no idea what he said.
(That's my character)

Martaues puts a hand on the rat's shoulder. "Remember: accident."

George Di Niro: "Guys the Mafia has spoken from this day on you guys will be let in on a very huge secret"

Martaues: "Then speak it."

Match: "THEN SAY!"

Fred Actaeon: Yes, enlighten me.

Gator (GM): (He 0G)

George Di Niro George logs in his collar and shows the call from Match to everyone

George Di Niro: (forgot it says name already)

Match: (What call are you even showing?)

George Di Niro: (you called boss right?)

Match: (You worded it like you were show a call you recorded that involved me.)
"BOSS, GAY LOVER DEER DON'T WANT PUSSY KILLED FOR SCREWING JOB WITH REPTILIANS! THEY WANT HELP ON NOT GETTING PUSSY KILL, WORK DOWN TO SERVERE BEATING AND GAINING BEAVER DEBT!"
"I WANT TO BE THE TORTURER FOR HIM! I HATE HIM!"
"MACH, MICH... MECH!"

M'aiq the liar: IM BACK

Fred Actaeon: You have bounty on your head.

M'aiq the liar: im goin g to read up real quick

Martaues: ( Here's the quick rundown: we all want to kill you. )

Fred Actaeon: NOT ME!

Match: (cept George and Fred.)

Martaues: ( Mob said you need to be made an example of and to kill you, otherwise everyone dies. )

Gator (GM): (Short and quick, the mob wants your friends to kill you for killing the pilot.)

Fred Actaeon: (It's the killing the beaver thing)

Martaues: ( Martaues is tagging along to make sure the accident actually happens and so he doesn't die as well due to not doing his job. )
( But he's dropping EXTREMELY HEAVY HINTS that he would look the other way if he was paid accordingly. )

Fred Actaeon: (And I'm here because I'm stupid and should have gotten out of it when I got the chance.)

Match: "MOCH ARE YA DEAD?"

Fred Actaeon: "So why did you kill the beaver? The rat wasn't doing that much damage."

Match rushes to Muchs place due to the no responce."

M'aiq the liar: (ok forget reading up it lags too much
whos much

Gator (GM): (Who is much?)

Fred Actaeon: Match

Match: (The boss, Match keeps on getting his name wrong.)
(You know, the frog at the antique shop.)

Gator (GM): Oh, that guy.

Fred Actaeon: So, gator? Mind on giving M"aiq the load down?

Gator (GM): (The frog wanted to help you by being an informant. You mean the reptile mobsters?)

M'aiq the liar: (am i hurt where are we and what is evryones motive thats what i need

George Di Niro: (is the frog here

Gator (GM): Yes, frog is there.

George Di Niro goes up to the frog and says "I'm certain that a man like you being business man as yourself wouldn't pass down a deal would you" extending my hand

Gator (GM): (Well, the mob is threatening the whole group if they don't whack you.)

Match: (he's the guy who tried buting the parasite for 18k

M'aiq the liar: oh fuk that guy

Fred Actaeon: "So why did you kill the beaver? The rat wasn't doing that much damage."

Gator (GM): (That was the duck.)
(Actually he was hitting pretty hard.)

Match: (in the legs.)

Fred Actaeon: This is why M'aiq needed to be here for the argument.

Gator (GM): So that's the summary. The mob didn't like how you did things, so now they want M'aiq slain. George is trying to get you another identity and Marius is trying to get them to pay him to not make sure that they whack you.
High level negiotations.

M'aiq the liar: oh

Gator (GM): (It was probably better if he wasn't.)

Match: And Match wants to kill ya for messing up too.

George Di Niro: should I roll negotiate skill?

Gator (GM): (Also, Match totally threw him under the bus.)

Fred Actaeon: I can roll negociate.

Gator (GM): Sure.

Martaues: ( This is just business for Martaues. )

M'aiq the liar: lol payment

Gator (GM): (Negoiate roll: 1d100+mind+negioate skill.

Fred Actaeon: Is there a mind bonis with 6?

Gator (GM): +30

George Di Niro: what's the bonus per level>
?

Fred Actaeon: Thanks

Gator (GM): +10

George Di Niro: ok

George Di Niro: ok
rolling 1d100+50+20
(16)+50+20= 86

Martaues: ( What are you trying to negotiate here? )

Gator (GM): (Yeah, I just wanted them to roll to get the practice.)

M'aiq the liar: srry im preoccupie and almost ready

Match: (Okay, how about you give the parasite as a way of payment for your life.)

M'aiq the liar: nah
alright im ready!
Gator (GM): (Or, you implant the parasite, have them kill you, and have it use its regenerative properties to bring you to life.)
Match: (...That too.)
M'aiq the liar: ( is the frog the one trying to kill me?
Match: (no.)
Gator (GM): (Better still, make a dummy and push it into some industrial machinary infront of witnesses?)
(No, techincally it's match.(
M'aiq the liar: Is whos trying to kill me here? other than match
George Di Niro: gator could I use my psychology and try to make sure M'aiq become stable when he uses the para?
Fred Actaeon: What is the umber of the negociate sill?
Gator (GM): https://youtu.be/94DYHBs_lQQ
Axl Greez: ( Technically me. )
M'aiq the liar: Im not using it
George Di Niro: wasn't that your original idea>
Martaues: ( Depends on how this works out )
M'aiq the liar: nope that was gators i have My own plan
Gator (GM): Sure, also doctorate skill.
Fred Actaeon: Meaning...
Martaues: ( So "die" with the worm implanted or strike a bargain?c
Match: (At this point I'm going to burn M'aiq alive if something doesn't happen soon.)
M'aiq the liar: " M'aiq wishes to speak with whoever wishes me dead, ... Besides the rat.!"
Martaues: ( And I'd throw him into a room full of burnable objects to make it look natural )
Match: "MART, JUST LETS GET TO KILLING CAT!"
Martaues: "Speak already. We're burning time here."
M'aiq the liar: "hush imbecile"
Martaues: "I owe no obligation to you, rat."
"Or to the cat."
M'aiq the liar: " Is there any way for me to speak with the man/ women who has a mark on my head?"
Match: "YOU WILL HELP WHEN I FINALLY SHOOT HIM AT LEAST!?!"
Martaues: "Accident, rodent. And no, only through another person."
Gator (GM): (That would have been the reptoid.
M'aiq the liar: CanI get a hold of him
George Di Niro: "Sir, What if I wire you and your boys some money?
Martaues: "If you want him dead rat, do it someplace natural."
Match: "STUPID DEER, STUP THE HELL UP! WERE KILLING YOUR FRIEND SO WE DON'T DIE!"
M'aiq the liar: " Match just wait until I talk to the Man in charge"
George Di Niro: (I'm talking to the frog of cours
Martaues: ( Up to you then, GM )
M'aiq the liar: " WHere are the Cold-bloods"
Match: "FUCK IT, MICH WILL YOU HELP IN WAY WHERE CAT LIFE SUFFERS AND WE DON'T DIE!"
Fred Actaeon: rolling 1d10
(
8
)
= 8
SOrry
Gator (GM): Sorry, three conversations going here.
Fred Actaeon: ENOUGH! Let's talk this over.
rolling 1d100 + 40
(
1
)+40
= 41
Match: ...
Martaues: ( They want to strike a deal with the frog )
Gator (GM): Yes, although you will have to talk to Match.
Dead-Eye Dan: rolling 1d100+50+20
(
72
)+50+20
= 142
there I rolled for the deal
Gator (GM): In your expert opinion, Maiq should be killed with a hammer right now.
M'aiq the liar: who? is that?

Match starts choking M'aiq
George Di Niro: I accidently changed my character
Gator (GM): So what deal do you want to make with the frog?
Match: "I DON'T CARE IF ACCIDENT I WANT HIM DEAD!"
George Di Niro: my bad guys
Match: "THE DEAL IS M'AIQ GETS SMUGGLERS DEBT!"
Martaues: ( How much is damage for a kick? 2d10? )
George Di Niro: "Sir, I can wire 1 million to you and your two guys here
Match: "AND PAINFUL TOURTURE!"

M'aiq the liar goes to Slit Match's throat just like the beaver
Gator (GM): The reptiles agree.
M'aiq the liar: rolling 1d100 + 35
(
39
)+35
= 74
Gator (GM): Where does the 1 million come from?
M'aiq the liar: NO where hes being an idiot
Gator (GM): Match! Maiq is taking immediate action!
M'aiq the liar: we have no money we have no leverage AND IM not allowed to make any apparently
Match: rolling 1d100 + 45
(
47
)+45
= 92
M'aiq the liar: nice

Match dodges the slice.
Match: "I HATE CAT!"
Gator (GM): (Sadly, this is what the reptiles wanted.)
Match: "STUPID CAT HAT DEAL OF TOURURE AND DEBT INSTEAD OF DEBT!"
"AND I GET TO DO THE TOURTURE!"
M'aiq the liar: do we roll for turns since we are fighting now?
Martaues: rolling 1d100+35
(
37
)+35
= 72
M'aiq the liar: rolling 1d100 + 35
(
40
)+35
= 75
Match: (You know he had a deal on you just getting the debt right M'aiq?)
M'aiq the liar: ?
Martaues: ( Rolling to kick Match in the side. Suppose with the 75 that doesn't matter. )
M'aiq the liar: ( i thought we were rolling for initiative?)
Gator (GM): Yeah. Also fight bell
Let's bottle up our aggressions and save it for next week.
Fred Actaeon: so d100?
Martaues: (Ah we are? Was gonna yell something about making it look natural otherwise the mob would kill us all )

Match Start screaming at the top of his lung on how much he hates M'aiq.
Gator (GM): Yes, 1d100+mind bonus for intiative.
Match: "YOU HAVE A DEAL ON GETTING THE DEBT!"
Gator (GM): +10 per level.
Martaues: ( And I can't believe I neglected my taser )
Fred Actaeon: rolling 1d100 + 30
(
64
)+30
= 94
M'aiq the liar: (what deal) ( what are you talking about)
Fred Actaeon: (So who are we fighting?)
Martaues: ( Ourselves )
Match: The reptiles agreed out you getting the debt and tourtured.
Gator (GM): Many rolls in the system use the same numbers. It's easy to figure out after awhile. Sorry I haven't been good about explaining it.
Martaues: ( Anyway, session end? )
M'aiq the liar: (out you getting debt and tortured?)
Gator (GM): Yes.
George Di Niro: "How bout my company on logos?"
Match: (No, m'aiq gets the debt and tourtured.)
M'aiq the liar: what does that mean!
what DEBT
Match: (It means you don't die and we don't die.)
Fred Actaeon: (Any way I can stop this?
Gator (GM): What he means is that the pilot was working under a debt for the mob.
Match: (THE DEBT THE SMUGGLER HAD THAT HE CAN'T REPAY DUE TO YOU KILLING HIM!"
Martaues: ( Your csll on what to do Fred )
Gator (GM): Sure, lots of ways.
M'aiq the liar: WHy don't we search the ship for the money?
Gator (GM): Burnt money.
M'aiq the liar: why not just work for them
Match: (the job was to destroy the stuff and the ship.)
Martaues: ( Pick someone and start pummeling them to get them to stop, try to shout and persuade everyone to calm down, use a choke hold to knock someone out, get a guard, etc )
Gator (GM): Calling for an adult would be a good one.
Fred Actaeon: EVRYONE! CALM DOWN! WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT EACH OTHER!
Gator (GM): Save it for next session.
George Di Niro: (was my company shut down?
Martaues: Any exp?
Gator (GM): Some, but I'll award it next session.
Martaues: Alright theb
Gator (GM): This session was kind of a big introduction.
Alright I got to stretch, I hope you guys had fun.