Faerzen's Dream Conversation w/ Byron

visceralVanguard
-- [visceralVanguard [VV]](/vv) began conversing with [masterfulShooter [MS]](/bl) --
Hi, Byron! Guess. What????
Oh, who am I kidding. You'll never guess this one.
I'm FLYING!!!! :DDDD How serendipitous is that???
Everything is so excellent right now and I'm so content and everything is beautiful and I found this mysterious sleeping man and I am capable of soaring through the sky at my whim and-- Oh! Did I mention how awesome flying is?
How are you? Heehee :)
Oh, before I forget! I wouldn't get too comfortable right now because I'm quite sure you are a dream in my high-powered imagination. It's really amazing what my brain can do sometimes; everything is so realistic! Isn't my brain awesome??? :D
IcyByron
uh
dude
you uh
are you okay
visceralVanguard
Of course!
Why wouldn't I be!
IcyByron
like im supposed to worry about your health being a uh thingy a...what was the thing called
the best bros thing
anyway
you seem a little
visceralVanguard
Of course, we are in fact the best of bros
IcyByron
flighty
like weirdly so
visceralVanguard
The best bros that there ever were!
IcyByron
um
your kinda freaking me out dude
wtf
visceralVanguard
I'm afraid there's a complication to this "best bros" thing though....
IcyByron
in my experience flying is the worst fucking thing ever
visceralVanguard
Can you guess what it is????
IcyByron
like
horrid
I NEARLY DIED
IT SUCKED ASS
visceralVanguard
Oh no!!!!
IcyByron
AND NOW NICK TRAPPED ME IN THIS TINY ASS ROOM
visceralVanguard
That's terrible!
What happened???
IcyByron
FUCKING HELL FUCK THAT GUY
well
its a long story that consists of me being a badass
okay so what happened was i FUCKING 720 NOSCOPED A FLYING IMP
AND GUESS HOW MANY GUSHERS I GOT
GUUUUESSSS
visceralVanguard
ummmmm
Fifty!
IcyByron
TWO
FUCKING
HUNDRED
visceralVanguard
Whoooooa!
IcyByron
TWOOOOO FUUUUCKIIIING HUUUUNDREEEEED
wait. faerzen
do you have speech to text
on your glasses
because if you do
you must be talking like such a girl
...
visceralVanguard
I do!
IcyByron
huh
visceralVanguard
But I'm not using it at the moment. Sometimes I like waving my arms around wildly anyways. :)
IcyByron
hmmn
visceralVanguard
Something about the gestures for letters and phrases is just so much fun!
Hahaha, your stories are just as ridiculous now as they are in real life! You can be so funny sometimes, you know that?
Sometimes I wonder how you get along. :P
IcyByron
wait
uh
visceralVanguard
Oh!
IcyByron
are you...dreaming?
visceralVanguard
You did guess it!
IcyByron
but wait
visceralVanguard
I don't know how you got that one though.
IcyByron
im like
legit real though
visceralVanguard
I AM a girl!
IcyByron
WAIT WTF
WHAT
YO
visceralVanguard
I don't know how it happened though. My brain must be trying to tell me something
IcyByron
WAIT
HUH
WAHT
WHIHIHWiobeio;gbfeo;dbwf\w
IVE NEVER SEEN YOU IRL BUT GOD DAMN
I DIDNT KNOW
SHIT YO
visceralVanguard
I guess brain ghost Byron doesn't really know how to respond to that!
IcyByron
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
WHAT THE
visceralVanguard
I'm not a girl though!
IcyByron
FUCK
oh
huh
visceralVanguard
Well I am right now.... but not usually!
IcyByron
well that changes things
WAIT WHAT
THE FUCK
HUH
WHAT
FUCK
SHIT
YO
GOD DAMN
okay
take a deep breath byron
okay
faerzen
visceralVanguard
Hahahaha, this is really entertaining to read!
IcyByron
are you dreaming
visceralVanguard
What? Of course! I've established this a long time ago. Everything makes sense when you think about it in that context! It's a nice break from the game.
IcyByron
((wait hold on wtf potential red interest who the fuck))
visceralVanguard
To be honest, I don't know how I'm possibly going to be able to keep this whole team together.
IcyByron
oh
visceralVanguard
It's really stressing me out!
IcyByron
huh i guess i lost that in the sea of WTF
wait are you in the purple place
visceralVanguard
But this is really nice, just floating here in the sky. :)))))
IcyByron
because that place is stressy
lucky uh
i cant say bastard nopw
now*
visceralVanguard
I must say I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about, Byron!
IcyByron
and bitch is politically incorrect
huh
and wait hold on
visceralVanguard
Not that I usually do, but that's nothing new! :P
IcyByron
did you call me "brain ghost Byron"?
what the fuck does that mean
visceralVanguard
Of course! What else would I call you?
Everything here is as I've remembered it, so I'm really just interacting with various parts of my subconscious on different levels.
All of this is an elaborate story I'm simultaneously writing and reading to myself. That's the beauty of dreams!
And now you're a part of it!
IcyByron
huh
what
the fuck
no dude
visceralVanguard
I'll have to tell real you all about this when I wake up. :)
IcyByron
or
dudette
i guess
IM FUCKING REAL
likie
like(
visceralVanguard
Well of course you are! You're inside me!
IcyByron
LIKE*
visceralVanguard
Why would you ever think you weren't ;)
IcyByron
wait how did i even manage saying "like parenthasies" by accident
i am a fuck
visceralVanguard
Unless you ate too many doritos, I can imagine that would have quite a few negative effects.
IcyByron
um
huh
this didnt happen when i dreamt
i acutally just had the best god damn dream ever
i had a shit ton of guns
and fucked some dream imps to high heaven
but
you...
:\
where are you
visceralVanguard
Whoa, you had a dream inside my dream???
My mind keeps throwing all sorts of surprises on me!
IcyByron
okay
let me
explain something
in the real world
or\
well
shit i said or slash wtf is wrong with me
anyway
visceralVanguard
:)
IcyByron
well the earth is like
dead
right??
visceralVanguard
It's funny to see you stumble over yourself like this! :)
IcyByron
so
visceralVanguard
Yes, the earth is dead, but maybe not here!
IcyByron
shut up i was just flying a billion miles up and then nearly died
i never did finish that story did i
wait
visceralVanguard
I can will things to change just by concentrating on it long enough, so maybe in this particular dream it isn't!
IcyByron
you saw 2D me right
visceralVanguard
2D?
How is that even possible?
IcyByron
flat me
Anime
anime gloves
that i "alchemized"
visceralVanguard
Suuuuuuuuure ;)
IcyByron
it was kickass
until a jumped
and then i flew away
like a piece of paper
ASK NICK
GRR
visceralVanguard
Well how am I supposed to do that, now?
Talk to Brain Ghost Nick?
IcyByron
DAMNIT FAERZEN
FUCKING HELL
THERE IS NO BRAIN GHOST THING
SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT
WHERE. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU.
visceralVanguard
Whoa, now. Calm down!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IcyByron
CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT IN THE SAME PLACE I WAS
visceralVanguard
You're just getting all worked up like usual
IcyByron
FUCK
visceralVanguard
What are you talking about?
IcyByron
okay.
when i dream
i go to a depressing ass purple place
with like
a mask dude
and a bunch of other bedrooms
including yakuza guy
so
and its called derse
DERSE
LOOK IN THE SKY
visceralVanguard
You dream about Yakuza guy? That's so cute!
IcyByron
FUCK OFF
Clearly you dream about me
visceralVanguard
Well only in my computer!
IcyByron
shit im reinforcing your thing
what
visceralVanguard
you're not ACTUALLY here with me, I'm just having a conversation with myself under the guise that one of those selves is you.
Whereas you dreamed up a physical Yakuza dude to hang out with!
IcyByron
((no seriously btw who is this potential redrom its getting steamy up in this session))
visceralVanguard
I haven't found anyone else here except for this random sleeping dude
IcyByron
god fucking sigh
LOOK
UP
FOR
NAME
OF
SLEEP PLACE
well
visceralVanguard
I see a beautiful, bright blue sky full of many colorful clouds!
It's really quite wonderful :)
IcyByron
i mean thats my only logical solution seeing as my place
wait
what
fuck
what the fucking hell
you are just
luckier than me in every way aren't you
sigh
visceralVanguard
You're trying to tell me that the name of wherever I happen to be dreaming of us just hanging in the sky for no apparent reason in case someone forgets?
IcyByron
atleast im better at gaming yo
um
well i dunno
fuck
okay
visceralVanguard
Oh, I wouldn't say that, Byron!
IcyByron
you know what
visceralVanguard
It may look like luck
IcyByron
im going to do an experiment.
fuckin take off your glasses
visceralVanguard
But it's usually a weird combination of careful planning, being in the right place at the right time, and being smart!
IcyByron
then try to talk to me
visceralVanguard
Take them off? Why?
IcyByron
lets see ur brain ghost thingy work then
IM GOING TO DO SCIENCE
YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTIVE
visceralVanguard
Well, even if it makes little to no sense to me, if you claim it's science, then why not!
What do you want me to do after I take my glasses off, Mr. Science Professor Dude?
Do you want me to make a super sweet MLG pose?
I can try that!
IcyByron
yes
visceralVanguard
No promises on the quality of said pose though.
IcyByron
but i mean i cant see it anyway
again
i cant see u
BECAUSE I AM STILL ON LOMLGAR
visceralVanguard
So why am I taking off my glasses?
visceralVanguard
I can't say I blame you for being aggravated at being stuck there. It does seem a pretty disgusting place to me!
I probably should say that though because I've never visited!
Oooh!
I should try and do that before I wake up!!!
Then I can see real Brain Ghost Byron rather than talking with him!
IcyByron
huh
well fuck you too lomlgar is the shit
THE SHIT
visceralVanguard
Okay, I've got all 6 of my typing hands ready to own all the n00bs with my MLG skills!
I'm going to take my glasses off and put it on speech mode while I make this sick pose!
IcyByron
okay
visceralVanguard
Can you still hear me?
IcyByron
and im going to type something
and you wont
see it
visceralVanguard
Oh, I'll turn off the text reader then.
Done!
I'm pulling this super mad MLG pose right now!
Betcha didn't ever think you could fit six hands on a keyboard at once, did you? Well I'm doing it with this sleeping dude's laptop right now!
IcyByron
faerzen even though weve never met i really appreciate all that youve done for me honestly and even though i may act childish at times it is only a facade i put up to keep my self from breaking down from all the anxiety brought on by the lack of a proper parental figure in my home which then
visceralVanguard
You'd be super impressed if you could see this
IcyByron
leads to the shitty life i seem to live
*hack* *wheeze*
phew that god damn
visceralVanguard
Oh snap, just rekt that n00b too!
IcyByron
that took a lot out of me
and youll never see it
shit
visceralVanguard
Can I put my glasses back on yet?
IcyByron
how is he/she going to know to put the glasses back on
shit
visceralVanguard
Oh, you can't respond to that, can you
IcyByron
fuck
wait
visceralVanguard
Well, I'll just count down from 10
IcyByron
I HOPE HE/SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SCROLL UP
visceralVanguard
and you finish up whatever experiment you're doing!
IcyByron
FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT WAS STUPID
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
visceralVanguard
10
IcyByron
INNERMOST FEELINGS
visceralVanguard
9
8
IcyByron
SHIIIIIT
UHHHHH
visceralVanguard
7
6
IcyByron
welp
visceralVanguard
6
5
4
3
IcyByron
i must learn to live with the life i have created for myself
visceralVanguard
2
1
0!
IcyByron
shit
visceralVanguard
Okay, let me get these put back on here
Dang, putting on glasses with six arms is sooooo suboptimal
Go away, arms!
Hrrrrnnnnngggggggmph
Whew!
IcyByron
faerzen if you value how you see me as an individual dont scroll up unless you want to see some real feels
like
visceralVanguard
Okay, I'm back online, Byron!
IcyByron
real fucking feels
visceralVanguard
How did you're experiment go?
IcyByron
intense feels
above
visceralVanguard
What am I supposed to do now?
IcyByron
HAHA
DID YOU EVEN HEAR ME
NO
visceralVanguard
Did your experiment work?
IcyByron
PROOF
yes
visceralVanguard
I can read your text just fine!
IcyByron
you couldnt see the...uh message i put up there
so
shit
um
visceralVanguard
Was this supposed to be a proof of something involving my dream?
IcyByron
fuck
visceralVanguard
What message?
IcyByron
well
it was supposed to prove that i was real
visceralVanguard
Did you say something while I had my glasses off?
IcyByron
like lolmlgar real me
hahahahhah of course not
hahahahahahhahah
hahah
haa
ha
visceralVanguard
??????
IcyByron
nothing
visceralVanguard
I'm putting quite a quizzical expression on my face right now, Byron!
IcyByron
well
okay
visceralVanguard
You've seemed particularly irked since we started talking!
IcyByron
i am real me
sigh
its just
that
i lost my keyboard
and now its like
everything from earth is like
just
gone
visceralVanguard
Man, you really do seem quite insistent on the fact that you're real!
IcyByron
shit faerzen im trying to actually be a person
and like
visceralVanguard
Real Byron can be pretty stubborn at times, but you're to be awarded for your persistence!
IcyByron
you are ruining my feel moment
god damnit
visceralVanguard
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by your feel moment?
Did I mess something up with your experiment?
Oh nooooooo!
IcyByron
IM TRYING TO EXPRESS FEELINGS  TO THE LAST PERSON WHO WILL EVER CARE ABOUT ME
FUCK
WHEN I DIE HERE
MY PARENTS ARE ALREADY DEAD
visceralVanguard
Well I'm listening!
Is that what the experiment was for?
IcyByron
MY FRIENDS CONSIST OF YOU AND NICK
visceralVanguard
I saw some orange text that I missed
IcyByron
AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
OR MET YOU
OR DONE ANYTHING WITH YOU
visceralVanguard
Oh geez, I should stop being rude!
IcyByron
and for what
visceralVanguard
Even if you are just a brain ghost Byron
Apologies
IcyByron
sigh
visceralVanguard
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that for long, Byron!
IcyByron
your right
visceralVanguard
We'll see each other soon!
IcyByron
huh
visceralVanguard
I just know it!
IcyByron
what?
visceralVanguard
My sprite told me all about it!
IcyByron
uh
huh
come to think of it
i havent seen ABS in a while
visceralVanguard
Do you know those really cool fluctuating glowing patterns above our houses?
IcyByron
the giant strobe thingy, yes
visceralVanguard
Wait, does real Byron not actually know this?
I should make sure to tell him when I wake up!
It's very important!
IcyByron
i know nick's been siphoning off my grist to get there
visceralVanguard
And exciting!!!! :D
IcyByron
but for what
visceralVanguard
They teleport you places!
IcyByron
you know what
im just going to play along now
visceralVanguard
And eventually, they will teleport you to other people we're connected to!
Okay, you know what, "Byron"?
Here.
Done.
IcyByron
eh?
visceralVanguard
I saved a log of this chat to my esperchum account.
Now if you're REALLY real
When I wake up, you will have succeeded in convincing me. ;)
IcyByron
???????
alright then.
um
for like
visceralVanguard
I will hopefully be a boy then too
IcyByron
um
like
uh
could you
um
like
visceralVanguard
:)
IcyByron
take a picture of your self when you wake up
and send it to me
i havent seen another person in
days
visceralVanguard
Of course!
IcyByron
well
visceralVanguard
I'll try and remember
IcyByron
i havent seen anyone besides my parents since i was born
visceralVanguard
I don't always remember my dreams terribly well. It's very sad.... :(
IcyByron
and my dad never took pictures
visceralVanguard
That's so sad!
IcyByron
the flash always scared him
damn flashbangs
and my mom, well i never really knew my mom all that well
but
visceralVanguard
Oh, that's right! Your dad was in the wars :(
IcyByron
yeah
visceralVanguard
Here, I'll take a picture of myself right now and send it to you!
IcyByron
sigh
visceralVanguard
That'll cheer ghost you up!
and then I'll send you a real picture later!
We have to spread the cheer around to everyone, real and ghost. ;)
IcyByron
whats weird is why you have dreamed me up
like
dont u have more productive friends
that do things
that arent stupid
like make 2difying gloves
wait
speaking of which
visceralVanguard
2Difying gloves sound pretty exciting to me!
IcyByron
i should send you the code for that
you  could make like
science things out of it
visceralVanguard
It's not about being productive though, that counts for being a friend!
Sure, it makes my life easier not having to babysit everyone.
Which by the way, is exhausting as FUCK
But that doesn't mean we're not still friends!
IcyByron
oh shit
this is like
visceralVanguard
<you get a picture of Faerzen>
IcyByron
the first time ive ever head you curse
i feel like weve grown closer as bros
visceralVanguard
<you see something roughly like this>
IcyByron
wait
visceralVanguard
<http://www.besthairbase.com/10--wavy-lace-front-short-wigs-100--human-hair--18-ash-blonde-6311-tv.jpg>
IcyByron
shit your a girl now
uh
visceralVanguard
<at least in terms of hairstyle>
IcyByron
that sounds creepy now
damnit
visceralVanguard
<ovbiously much younger than that>
<and without lipstick and makeup>
IcyByron
hm. well you definitely look like a girl
visceralVanguard
<and plus quite a few freckles and a big pair of glasses>
IcyByron
although, again, only mom
visceralVanguard
<I'm also wearing a bright gold outfit with frilly sleeves a crescent moon on the front>
IcyByron
((well yeah, classic prospit attire))
visceralVanguard
I'm glad you can correctly assess that!
IcyByron
well, fuck. what do you look like as a dude?
shit. i um
huh
this is awkward
visceralVanguard
Well, kind of like that!
IcyByron
probably more so for you
visceralVanguard
Except without the whole long hair thing
IcyByron
:o
visceralVanguard
And the uhh.... breasts and other things
It's really weird, actually
IcyByron
nnghk
visceralVanguard
I essentially had a full-out panic attack for a while
But then everything was okay!
Because it's beautiful here and it's only a dream!
IcyByron
hmn
so
do you still like
visceralVanguard
I'm not sure what this says about my subconscious though if one of the most lifelike and enjoyable dreams I've had in a long time contains myself as a girl. :\
IcyByron
think im a "brain ghost"
hm
well i uh
visceralVanguard
I'm honestly not sure!
We'll find out!
It will be the uncovering of a great mystery. An adventure, you might say!
IcyByron
one of my most enjoyable dreams in a long time, although i have only had 2 so far, most of the time i just pass out
i shot the dick off an ogre
so
visceralVanguard
.......
IcyByron
i actually dont know what the point of telling you that was
visceralVanguard
I would be making a very disgusted face right now if you were real and could see me!
IcyByron
um
ech
((shit i cant play a flustered character for shit))
visceralVanguard
I fought an ogre once!
It was very scary!
Thankfully my dining room table saved me!
IcyByron
nah, it was pretty easy for me
i just got its buddies to turn on it
visceralVanguard
Unfortunately, the noble eating surface was slain in battle because of its valiant efforts
IcyByron
im suprisingly pretty good  at that...
visceralVanguard
That's neat!
You never did finish regaling to me your excellent tale of your 2D adventures!
We got distracted by your.... interesting experiment.
IcyByron
oh
visceralVanguard
At least I found out I can have six arms! That was worth it.
IcyByron
you havent read the really long post have you?
if you are going to, atleast do it after you make me not exist or something
visceralVanguard
I'm not sure what you're referring to!
IcyByron
good
visceralVanguard
Is that what you said while I had my glasses off?
IcyByron
yes
visceralVanguard
Do you not want me to read it?
IcyByron
well its like i do but i dont
i feel like if i do let you read it
youll act differently towards me
and that would  be pretty lame
but if i dont
then we cant be the best of bros
just bros with like secrets
so youve helped me in the past so
visceralVanguard
So what will it be?????
IcyByron
i guess you should
but
after i cease
being a brain ghost
visceralVanguard
You're still very insistent on this whole reality thing, aren't you?
IcyByron
i still dont get that concept btw
visceralVanguard
Heehee
IcyByron
yes
visceralVanguard
Okay, I won't read it yet.
IcyByron
yes
visceralVanguard
It's sooooooo hard though!
It's just like right up there!
Oooops!
I almost accidentally saw it!
See?
Okay, scrolled down
We're all safe now
;)
IcyByron
i dont trust the winky face
I DONT TRUST THE WINK
IT IS A LIEEEEE
visceralVanguard
You don't trust me????
Even if it's just a dream?
IcyByron
hrngh
how can you do this to me
visceralVanguard
I can assure you, my scroll wheel parked quite solidly in the I'M AT THE BOTTOM position
:D
What's wrong?
IcyByron
heheheh im at the bottom k3k
cough
anyway
so
i mean
what plans do you have for after i like
go
visceralVanguard
What do you mean by "go"?
IcyByron
uh
like
i dunno
i dont think i should end the chat
im pretty sure you should
considering its your dream
visceralVanguard
Why is that?
Ah
I don't think it matters that much!
I know I'm DEFINITELY not one to talk, but I think you're overthinking things!
Believe me, I do it ALL the time
It's essentially the worst thing
So don't do that!
IcyByron
i dont usually think first
this is a new for me
i mean when i go into like
gamer mode
youve seen that before
the meteor
i kinda
go a little crazy
and then
visceralVanguard
That was stressful!
IcyByron
i can focus on shit
i usually play strategy games like that
visceralVanguard
I must say you fared much better in your entry process than I did!
IcyByron
so it helps me
but otherwise
:\
visceralVanguard
I'm actually really quite glad nobody else saw it except for the person who connected to me.
IcyByron
this is a legit fucking deep this right here this convo
visceralVanguard
It was the quintessential disaster
IcyByron
now to you it may seem like you just conversing with like a facet of your psyche
loved that game
Quiet Savanna
hmmn
visceralVanguard
Hmmm?
IcyByron
aaanyway
visceralVanguard
Well, if Brain Ghost Byron appreciates this conversation, then I dare say real Byron would too!
Thank you self for telling myself I should make myself talk to Byron when I wake up!
I do wish I knew who this mysterious sleeping person was though....
If my brain is trying to send me another helpful message, then I should probably try and figure out what it means!
There are all of these giant golden globes here, and I found someone sleeping in one!
IcyByron
OH shit
thats in the purple place too
visceralVanguard
Ah, I expected this to happen at some point!
Even *my* brain has limitations, and it seems it ran out of new details to include in dreams
IcyByron
eh?
visceralVanguard
It makes sense something was repeated in your dream
IcyByron
that was a little egotistical
faerzeeen
visceralVanguard
Was it?
Heehee, I suppose it was
IcyByron
*my*?
visceralVanguard
Oops!
IcyByron
huh well i guess when your talking to yourself
with yourself
visceralVanguard
It's okay then, right?
IcyByron
but yourself being another person for some reason
yeah
i guess
you know
visceralVanguard
Though it's still somewhat irksome that that was my gut response to myself.
IcyByron
why me?
visceralVanguard
Why talk to you in my dream?
Well, because I thought you would like to hear about me flying!
Nick would probably be boring about it.
And things with Carlos are a bit awkward right now, so I'd rather steer clear of anymore romantically-leaning conversations for the time being.
So naturally, I chose you!
IcyByron
huh
legit
thanks
i feel speshul now
visceralVanguard
And I must say, talking with you has been most entertaining, so I think I picked correctly!
IcyByron
i had to say that weirdly so the speech would type it weird
hehehh
huh
WAIT
PROOOOF
YOUVE NEVER HEARD MY VOICE BEFORE
BUT YOUR IN A DREAM
visceralVanguard
Proof?
IcyByron
SO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS TYPING
AHAHAHHA
DISPROVE THAT SCIENTIST
visceralVanguard
I daresay, you have me more confused than Nick's and Carlos's recent messages combined!
What are you trying to say?
Because brain ghost you is supposedly using voice text commands and you said "speshul", you must be real?
IcyByron
well
i only use speech to text
correct
so
to have me use that in your dream
you have had to have
wait
shit
i lost my train of thought
god damnit
visceralVanguard
Why couldn't my brain just have decided you use that?
IcyByron
HRRRNGH
sigh
visceralVanguard
Maybe you actually don't and my brain just chose to have a bit of fun??? :P
Here, I have an idea!
IcyByron
hmph
what
visceralVanguard
How about to complete the wonderful picture of confusion, I start responding to everything with hearts!
<3
It seems to be the favored confusion tactic these days. It's all the rage!
IcyByron
god damnit
i might be a brain ghost
visceralVanguard
Even Nick and Carlos do it now!
IcyByron
but i cant read your mind
visceralVanguard
Come ooooooon
try it!
You can do it!
<3
that's all!
visceralVanguard
Oh, come on, Brain Ghost Byron!
It's not thaaaaaat hard, is it?
visceralVanguard
Byron?
Am I waking up now, is that what is happening?
I think it must be.
visceralVanguard
((OOC, something happen on your end?))
IcyByron
((ahm
))
visceralVanguard
((you're back!))
visceralVanguard
((is this an ic pause?))
IcyByron
((some weird stuff happen))
((how long was  i gone))
visceralVanguard
((idk))
IcyByron
hmmn
well
((i guess we can just like have you wake up now))
visceralVanguard
((okay, if you're done then that's cool with me))
Oh!
Wait!
Maybe not!
IcyByron
((baller))
eh
uh sorry
visceralVanguard
It's Nick!
IcyByron
cheeto gust
visceralVanguard
Oh, you're still there?
IcyByron
what
huh
wow
you seem
uninterested
i guess
your waking up then
visceralVanguard
He's most definitely just sitting there on the window sill like it's not unusual for him to be here at all!
IcyByron
i think i got most of my points acorss
visceralVanguard
I'm still waiting on that heart though, Brain Ghost Byron!
IcyByron
<3
there
visceralVanguard
Huzzah!
I'll talk to real you soon!
IcyByron
believe in the me that believes in you faerzen
booooo
visceralVanguard
Too bad you won't remember most of this. :((((
IcyByron
spooky scary byrons
visceralVanguard
*GASP!*
IcyByron
well
visceralVanguard
Anyways, ummmmmm
IcyByron
i guess you can like
visceralVanguard
Not really sure how to say this
IcyByron
wait
how do you get rid of me
visceralVanguard
Yes?
IcyByron
before i like
visceralVanguard
I was just going to kind of say farewell to myself and go see what this Nick business is all about
IcyByron
oh
okay
well
when im gone
visceralVanguard
I hope my brain doesn't carry over this heart train of thought to that conversation
IcyByron
read the 100% legit thing
that i wrote
visceralVanguard
Thaaaat would certainly be very awkward
IcyByron
because i am plox real byron
oh jeez
wow
you just like
i dunno flying over there
he  sees a girl
first thing
<3
visceralVanguard
Like I'm pretty sure I don't even want to know what my brain is going to dish out on me if Nick starts throwing more hearts out.
I mean, last time we talked in real life, that's what he did!
IcyByron
huh
what
visceralVanguard
He signed off of chat pretty quickly though
IcyByron
your convos must be
interesting
visceralVanguard
"Interesting" is a good word to describe them
For some reason, I get the feeling that he thinks I'm a girl.
IcyByron
huh
well this wont
visceralVanguard
Maybe THAT'S why I'm a girl right now!
IcyByron
fix that
visceralVanguard
Everything makes sense!
IcyByron
what
visceralVanguard
What do you mean this won't fix that?
IcyByron
what what what
i mean
this will just reinforce that idea wont it
like
visceralVanguard
How will this have any bearing on what real Nick thinks of me?
IcyByron
maybe you shouldnt go over there
oh fuck me
okay
visceralVanguard
Well, what do you suggest then? ;)
IcyByron
let me
try to explain this
ehem
visceralVanguard
Just stand here awkwardly staring at him until he leaves?
IcyByron
THE PEOPLE ARE REAL HERE THEY ARE SLEEPING PEOPLE TOO
SOMEHOW YOUR GLASSES CAN GET THROUGH WEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE TO ME
I DUNNO HOW
BUT IT WORKS THE OTHER WAY AROUND TOO APPARENTLY
visceralVanguard
I just woke up with them in my dream. It was pretty much the only thing in this weird golden room I was in.
It looks suspiciously like my actual room too!
IcyByron
EXFUCKINGACTLY
GABEN
YOU KNOW WHAT
first thing you do
once this ends
and you wake up
i am going to send you a message
that goes
"did you read the thing"
if you say yes
i'll be mortified
but also have a relief
because
i actually might be a brain ghost
visceralVanguard
But you will be able to tell me "I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO" or something, right?
IcyByron
huh
never thought about that
oh yeah
and that too
your girl form is so much more vulgar isnt it
visceralVanguard
Okay, now this is getting weird. I don't think my brain can handle a fragment of my brain analyzing how it's a fragment of a brain while the rest of my brain tries to do other things.
Oh, have you never seen me curse before?
IcyByron
but do you think that nick is also a fragment
no
visceralVanguard
Ah
IcyByron
i dont think so anyway
visceralVanguard
Well then
That's probably a good thing?
I don't think I've ever really done it before except in for extra emphasis or in egregious excess when I'm really mad......
I still feel really bad that Carlos had to get the brunt of that
Sometimes things just... get out of control!
Yet another interaction between Carlos and I that I'm glad real Byron doesn't know about
Geez, I really am quick to cover things like that up, aren't I?
Well, learned another thing about me from me!
Okay, I don't want to wake up with a migrane from trying to converse with two separate fragments of my brain simultaneously while one of them philosophically analyzes their own metaphysical existence, so I'm going to have to cut this off before I regret it!
IcyByron
hhhhhhnnnngh
visceralVanguard
Me, or maybe real Byron, it was great talking to you!
IcyByron
i dont even know who carlos is btw
tbh
but
visceralVanguard
Oh, he's just some guy
IcyByron
maybe when your awake
heh
visceralVanguard
He connected to me
and made some awkward comments to me about wearing dresses
that may have also involved hearts
IcyByron
when you wake up your nose might be bleeding from all of this brain magic
what
visceralVanguard
and then I cursed him to hell about killing my mom
and then we said goodbye
IcyByron
am i the only one who doesnt think your a girl
wtf
visceralVanguard
I'm pretty sure he knows I'm a guy, seeing as he could see me on his computer screen
IcyByron
huh
wekk
well*
i suppose this is goodbye
until you sleep again
visceralVanguard
Indeed!
IcyByron
um
do you like
wish me away or
huh
OOOOOOH
visceralVanguard
I would never wish you away!
IcyByron
IIIIIM FAAAADINNNG
visceralVanguard
That would be terrible!
IcyByron
SPPPPPOOOOOOOOOKYYYYYY
oh
well
i guess ill just
chill here
visceralVanguard
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea
IcyByron
yeah
so now
what
visceralVanguard
I'll just put your fragment on the back burner for a while while I interact with this other one
IcyByron
do you wake up
oh
welp
have fun talking to your self who is actually nick just sleeping
visceralVanguard
-.-
IcyByron
but for some reason you wont accept it
._.
visceralVanguard
I definitely fell asleep!
IcyByron
yes
you did
as did i
and then
i saw other people
visceralVanguard
Everything being real after I fall asleep and start dreaming would just make ABSOLUTELY no sense!
IcyByron
yeah
but im used to things not making sense
visceralVanguard
I suppose this is true
Perhaps I try and make too much sense of things?
IcyByron
yes
just like
roll with the punches
visceralVanguard
Oh, that's a whole 'nother rabbit hole I don't really want to go down right now!
IcyByron
make the most of where you are
and not try to make sense of GOD DAMNIT
visceralVanguard
We can talk about this is real life if you really are real
IcyByron
AH FUCK DORITURDS
FUCKING BAGLES
visceralVanguard
Okay, you know what?
IcyByron
DAMN YOU NICK FOR NOT MAKING A DOOR
what
visceralVanguard
I don't really want to see what sort of disturbing junk food-related creatures my brain can think up
Toodles!
-- visceralVanguard [VV] bid farewell to masterfulShooter [MS] --