[FR] Cool Guy

>Day swag in Equestria
>Today is the day you finally did it
>You asked Rainbow Dash on a date and she said yes!
>It took all the courage you could muster but thanks to Apple Jack you did it
>She didn't seem too happy when you told her the news though...
>Whatever, this is about you.
>You gotta make sure this date goes perfect
>Rainbow likes cool things so you just have to be cool
>No sweat
>You stare at yourself in the bathroom
"Today Anon...you"
>You take a deep breath"
"You need to be AT LEAST 20% Cooler (i'll kill myself later for this I promise)"
>You step into the shower and grab the new body wash you bought today
"Stop smelling like a mare and smell like a REAL stallion"
>You pour the gel onto your rag and lather yourself up
"God, this smells like Peanut butter and ass!"
>You toss the bottle and finish your shower
>You put on your best suit and tie and look at yourself in the mirror
"God I still smell like that body wash, hopefully she won't notice"
>You make your way to the door reciting your mantra
"Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Be co-"
>You open the door to see Fluttershy, hoof extended
>"O-oh, Hi Anon are you going somewhere?"
"Actually yes, I have a date tonight so if you'll excuse me..."
>As you walk by Fluttershy's eyes lock onto you
>"O-oh my...Anon that smell, What are you wearing Anon?"
>You notice the sudden change in Flutter Butter's tone
>Her tail is twitching
>Shes giving you a sultry stare
>You don't have time for this
"Listen Fluttershy I'm going to have to talk to you later..."
>A pool is forming between her hind legs
"...Like a lot later"
>You back away slowly to a safe distance and book it for town
>You finally make it to the restaurant and see Rainbow Dash sitting at a table looking bored
"Oh no"
>You make your way to her table and she glares at you
>"You're late Anon, that is not cool!"
>Not cool
>You blew it man
"I'm sorry Rainbow Dash I got caught up with Fluttershy a-"
>"Fluttershy? You know what Anon maybe I should just go home"
>She walks past you but instantly stops in her tracks, her tail twitching
>"Anon, that smell its...great"
>The body wash smells good...seriously?
"Good enough to make you stay for dinner?"
>"Screw the dinner, lets move on to dessert!"
>She pounces you, pinning you to the table forcefully making out with you
>This isn't how you pictured it but whatever
>Everyone in the restaurant is staring some in confusion, some in interest
>Rainbow Dash rips your pants off you to reveal your secret weapon
http://puu.sh/ri2Mj/a413e33c3e.png
>"A-anon, what is this?"
"Its Mr.Cool Guy"
>"....Cool"
>Shes back on you in an instant, and you spent the rest of the night...
>Fucking Rainbow Dash