Konami (Killer Queen)

They keep Goemon and Contra
But never in development
"It's a remake!" they said
But made slot machines instead
No interest in charities for shoot 'em up parodies
And any time you ask for Azure Dreams they decline
Silent Hill and Bomberman
Not part of any plan
Pachinko games will suffice

Cause it's Konami
Pachinko and slot machines
Mobile games and some DLC
Guaranteed to rob you blind - anytime

Ooh, underwhelming at the price
Get rid of people out of spite
Wanna buy?

To avoid deprecation
They played on Metal Gear's success
In aberration
A Left 4 Dead clone should impress
Pachislots in Shanghai
With Castlevania hentai
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
Zone of the Enders would parish
For Mars they couldn't care less
Insidious to entice

Cause it's Konami
Pachinko and slot machines
Mobile games and some DLC
Guaranteed to rob you blind - anytime

Drop of a hat
Take a game to smite
Like Gradius and Rocket Knight
Bemani games get all the action
Anything else at an impasse
They'll absolutely drive you wild, wild
They're all out to get you

Cause it's Konami
Pachinko and slot machines
Mobile games and some DLC
Guaranteed to rob you blind - anytime

Ooh, underwhelming at the price
Get rid of people out of spite
Wanna buy?
You wanna buy