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  1. 2017-06-12 15:29:10 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the jack, rolling it around to the back of the car, finding the differential box
  2. 2017-06-12 15:29:26 ★ -as he slides a leather block on the jack, pumping it up to raise the rear of the vehicle - ((Timothy Pickett))
  3. 2017-06-12 15:29:56 ★ -off the ground. He then secures it, and takes his impact wrench with the 21 mm socket, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  4. 2017-06-12 15:30:12 ★ -releasing the lug nuts of the rear left wheel. He sets it aside and peeks under the vehicle ((Timothy Pickett))
  5. 2017-06-12 15:30:25 ★ -in order to look at the leaf springs, scratching his neck somewhat. ((Timothy Pickett))
  6. 2017-06-12 15:31:32 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for his toolbox, taking 2 14mm spanners as he leans under the vehicle and uses -
  7. 2017-06-12 15:32:37 ★ -either wrench; one is held still to hold the bolt in place, while he twists the nut off - ((Timothy Pickett))
  8. 2017-06-12 15:33:07 ★ -with the other spanner, proceeding to look for the shock absorber's lower mounting studs- ((Timothy Pickett))
  9. 2017-06-12 15:33:35 ★ as he scratches his sack through his pants, using his impact wrench to remove the locking - ((Timothy Pickett))
  10. 2017-06-12 15:35:23 ★ -nut, allowing the washers and base plate to be set free. ((Timothy Pickett))
  11. 2017-06-12 15:35:38 ★ Timothy Pickett takes some gloves, sliding them on, as he removes the base plate and the washers inbetween,
  12. 2017-06-12 15:35:50 ★ -as he sets them aside, nodding as he drags the new set nearby. ((Timothy Pickett))
  13. 2017-06-12 15:36:14 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for a prying bar, as he slips them between the leaf springs, jerking it up to create
  14. 2017-06-12 15:37:06 ★ -space with an audible groan, in order to pop the centering pin open. ((Timothy Pickett))
  15. 2017-06-12 15:38:22 ★ Timothy Pickett grabs onto his impact wrench, releasing the bolt holding the forwards mount of the shock-
  16. 2017-06-12 15:39:28 ★ -absorber, in order to pull the front of the spring pack down, popping the bolts of the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  17. 2017-06-12 15:39:49 ★ -U-brackets, in order to take the entire spring pack down, sliding it out to the side. He - ((Timothy Pickett))
  18. 2017-06-12 15:40:08 ★ -grabs onto the sport springs, sliding them back in position, as he pushes them upwards, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  19. 2017-06-12 15:40:21 ★ -struggling to get the first one of the U-bolts back in position, before tightening the bolt ((Timothy Pickett))
  20. 2017-06-12 15:40:45 ★ -of the first U-bracket with the impact wrench, then sliding the second in place, as he- ((Timothy Pickett))
  21. 2017-06-12 15:41:12 ★ -proceeds to clip it back in place. He then grabs onto the bolts for the shock absorber, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  22. 2017-06-12 15:41:36 ★ -aligning it, before feeding the bolt through the hole, using a spanner to tighten the bolt ((Timothy Pickett))
  23. 2017-06-12 15:41:56 ★ -due to the limited room. He then makes sure it's secure, before fixing the base plate back ((Timothy Pickett))
  24. 2017-06-12 15:42:10 ★ -in position, along with the washers, using a torque wrench to secure it in position. ((Timothy Pickett))
  25. 2017-06-12 15:45:41 ★ Timothy Pickett slides the vehicle's wheel back on hte hub, using his index and middle finger to feed the -
  26. 2017-06-12 15:46:00 ★ -lug nuts, twisting them clockwise, as he then grabs on the impact wrench in order to secure ((Timothy Pickett))
  27. 2017-06-12 15:46:09 ★ -the lug nuts in place. ((Timothy Pickett))
  28. 2017-06-12 15:47:42 ★ Timothy Pickett walks around to the other side, huffing somewhat, as he proceeds to set the lug nuts of the
  29. 2017-06-12 15:47:57 ★ -right rear wheel free, rolling it to the side, as he lines the lug nuts up along the side - ((Timothy Pickett))
  30. 2017-06-12 15:48:08 ★ -of the vehicle, by setting them upside-down on their heads on the pavement. ((Timothy Pickett))
  31. 2017-06-12 15:48:25 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the lower mounting point of the shock absorber, using the 17mm spanner to -
  32. 2017-06-12 15:48:46 ★ -release it due to the room. ((Timothy Pickett))
  33. 2017-06-12 15:50:53 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the spanners, in order to release the shock, allowing access to the base plate-
  34. 2017-06-12 15:51:05 ★ -of the spring set, as he proceeds to use the impact wrench. ((Timothy Pickett))
  35. 2017-06-12 15:51:19 ★ Timothy Pickett drills until the base plate and washers come loose, he sets them aside carefully, as he then
  36. 2017-06-12 15:51:55 ★ -reaches out for the shock absorber front mount, feeling for the right size, as he takes the ((Timothy Pickett))
  37. 2017-06-12 15:52:14 ★ -same spanner he used for the lower mount, releasing it as well. ((Timothy Pickett))
  38. 2017-06-12 15:52:29 ★ Timothy Pickett can now reach the U-brackets, as he uses the impact wrench and slides the socket around the
  39. 2017-06-12 15:52:46 ★ -bolts, slowly releasing the U bolts, as he sets them down and walks around the vehicle to - ((Timothy Pickett))
  40. 2017-06-12 15:53:07 ★ -find his prying bar. He clips it under the springs and pushes down to lift the force off, - ((Timothy Pickett))
  41. 2017-06-12 15:54:31 ★ -releasing the centering pin, before taking the impact wrench, starting to unbuckle the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  42. 2017-06-12 15:54:38 ★ -spring set, as it collapses down to the floor. ((Timothy Pickett))
  43. 2017-06-12 15:54:53 ★ Timothy Pickett sets the prying bar aside, sliding his gloved hands to the spring set, as he slides them to
  44. 2017-06-12 15:55:20 ★ the side. He pushes himself up and walks around the vehicle again, lifting the second set of ((Timothy Pickett))
  45. 2017-06-12 15:55:36 ★ leaf springs off the ground, sliding them in the position where the original ones once were. ((Timothy Pickett))
  46. 2017-06-12 15:55:52 ★ Timothy Pickett pushes the set upwards to meet the height, once again struggling to fit the -
  47. 2017-06-12 15:56:44 ★ -U bracket back into place, tightening the bolts by hand, as he then releases the pack, and- ((Timothy Pickett))
  48. 2017-06-12 15:57:09 ★ -rolls his arm to relax his shoulder. ((Timothy Pickett))
  49. 2017-06-12 15:57:26 ★ Timothy Pickett sits there relaxing for a moment or so, prior to taking the second U-bracket, sliding it -
  50. 2017-06-12 15:57:42 ★ -into it's position, taking the impact wrench, as he tightens the four bolts holding the bot ((Timothy Pickett))
  51. 2017-06-12 15:58:02 ★ -both U-brackets in place, in order to set them in place, using a torque wrench to secure - ((Timothy Pickett))
  52. 2017-06-12 15:58:05 ★ -them afterwards. ((Timothy Pickett))
  53. 2017-06-12 15:59:06 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the bolt for the shock absorber, twisting it in place in order to align the -
  54. 2017-06-12 15:59:24 ★ -forward mounting point. He then grabs the bolt for the lower mounting point, twisting it - ((Timothy Pickett))
  55. 2017-06-12 15:59:39 ★ -into the thread just a few times. ((Timothy Pickett))
  56. 2017-06-12 16:08:47 ★ Timothy Pickett uses the impact wrench to bolt the shock absorber tightly into place, taking the washers-
  57. 2017-06-12 16:09:02 ★ -and base plate in one go, as he slides it into position, using his hands to hand-tighten - ((Timothy Pickett))
  58. 2017-06-12 16:09:20 ★ -the two bolts, before securing them with a torque wrench. ((Timothy Pickett))
  59. 2017-06-12 16:32:21 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the wheel as he sets it back on the hub, slowly twisting the lug nuts in place -
  60. 2017-06-12 16:32:45 ★ -by hand, as he sits on his ass and uses the impact wrench to secure the rear-right wheel. ((Timothy Pickett))
  61. 2017-06-12 16:33:39 [English] Timothy Pickett says: Well then..
  62. 2017-06-12 16:34:01 ★ Timothy Pickett releases the jack from the rear end, dragging it from underneath, as he proceeds to slide it
  63. 2017-06-12 16:34:20 ★ -under the subframe of the vehicle, jacking the front of the vehicle off the ground, in - ((Timothy Pickett))
  64. 2017-06-12 16:34:46 ★ -order to grab the impact wrench again, turning it to counter-clockwise, as he removes the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  65. 2017-06-12 16:35:10 ★ -front wheel, setting it aside, as he picks up the coilover wrench, twisting it counter- ((Timothy Pickett))
  66. 2017-06-12 16:35:22 ★ -clockwise in order to raise the suspension on the front coilovers until they match the rear ((Timothy Pickett))
  67. 2017-06-12 16:35:38 ★ -with the ring. He then grabs the wheel again, setting it back on the hub, prior to feeding ((Timothy Pickett))
  68. 2017-06-12 16:35:56 ★ -the lug nuts with his hands, boltign the wheel back on the hub. ((Timothy Pickett))
  69. 2017-06-12 16:36:09 ★ Timothy Pickett picks up the impact wrench and coilover wrench, as he walks aorund and sits down, proceeding
  70. 2017-06-12 16:36:22 ★ -to release the left-front wheel with the impact wrench, picking the lug nuts out with his - ((Timothy Pickett))
  71. 2017-06-12 16:36:41 ★ -fingers, as he lines them up on the pavement, lifting the wheel off, as he sets it down on- ((Timothy Pickett))
  72. 2017-06-12 16:36:50 ★ -his left and uses his t-shirt to polish some dirt off of it. ((Timothy Pickett))
  73. 2017-06-12 16:37:07 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches down towards the wrench, adjusting the coilovers's height to match the rear -
  74. 2017-06-12 16:37:27 ★ -suspension using the coilover wrench, making a counter-clockwise motion at first before- ((Timothy Pickett))
  75. 2017-06-12 16:37:37 ★ -realizing his mistake, and going clockwise instead because he's on the left. ((Timothy Pickett))
  76. 2017-06-12 16:37:50 ★ Timothy Pickett gauges the height and seems pleased.
  77. 2017-06-12 16:38:04 ★ Timothy Pickett reaches for the wheel, rolling it towards the garage, taking the air line from next to the -
  78. 2017-06-12 16:38:22 ★ -air compressor, as he attaches it to the valve, measuring the tyre pressure, before pumping ((Timothy Pickett))
  79. 2017-06-12 16:38:32 ★ -a little more compressed air into the tyre, rolling it back out to the - ((Timothy Pickett))
  80. 2017-06-12 16:38:42 ★ -car, before mounting it on the hub using the lug nuts and impact wrench. ((Timothy Pickett))
  81. 2017-06-12 16:39:27 ★ -jack, twisting it to release the pressure and lowers the car back on it's wheels. He takes ((Timothy Pickett))
  82. 2017-06-12 16:39:44 ★ -his impact wrench and then clicks all 20 of the lug nuts on the vehicle to make sure- ((Timothy Pickett))
  83. 2017-06-12 16:39:50 ★ -its at the right amount of pound feet. ((Timothy Pickett))
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