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- >"We need more rubber bands."
- >"Do you think so, Rainbow? What if they break, or we have an accident?"
- >"We won't get to the world's biggest if we don't try for the impossible, Coco."
- >"O-okay."
- >Rainbow goes back downstairs to get more rubber bands for their attempt at the world's largest ball of them.
- >Coco waits patiently for her to return.
- >As you peacefully nap, a force like an explosion sends you flying off your couch.
- "WH...WHAT THE FUCK?!"
- >Peeking over the couch from the back, you see a huge machine with a giant hoof on the front.
- >The door and windows have been smashed to pieces by this giant hoof.
- >Oh no.
- >"Anoon!"
- >Ever since Twilight messed up an experiment with Pinkie, they've merged into one being.
- >Two of the girls that want your dick are now together.
- >Perfect, right?
- >She has Twilight's body, Pinkie's mane, and heterochromia with colors from both of their eyes.
- >It's like fusion, but way less significant.
- >You jump up onto the couch and stand there so you don't feel so tiny.
- "What the fuck do you want, Twinkle?"
- >"Do you like my latest invention?"
- >She flies out of the top and hovers to the side, pointing her hooves toward it.
- >"I call it the Hoofinator!"
- >This is all she does anymore.
- >She just makes robots to help, impress, or rape you.
- >Lots of that last one there.
- >"So, whatcha think?"
- "I think you need to STOP DOING THIS BULLSHIT EVERY DAY!"
- >She makes a fake frown.
- >"Aww come on, after all I do for--"
- >The giant hoof suddenly starts to move toward you.
- "Oh SHIT!"
- >Twinkle jumps on top of the machine and hits it with her hoof.
- >"Aw shoot. Locked myself out again."
- "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK IN?"
- >She sticks out her tongue a little while looking happy.
- "THIS ISN'T THE TIME!"
- >The hoof end of the machine slams into you, revealing that it's made out of thick foam, and pushes you through the wall without much effort.
- >Cheap ass Equestria and their thin fucking walls.
- >Twinkle rides on the cockpit and tries to get it open as you get pushed down the hill some asshole built your house on.
- "Uh, Twinkle?!"
- >"Whassup?"
- >You can't help but close your eyes when you see the town rapidly approaching.
- "We're going into town!"
- >The Hoofinator slams into a house, crushing it completely.
- >The foam manages to cushion you from the blow of another weak building.
- >However, you now seem to have acquired a companion on the foam cushion.
- "Howdy Maud."
- >She says nothing in response.
- >She must have planted herself there.
- >"Anonymous."
- >The machine plows through stalls and stands at the marketplace.
- "Yeah?"
- >"Are you and your marefriend destroying the city again?"
- "We're not together!"
- >Another house is crushed by the machine, and loud snaps are heard along with screams.
- >Now Coco, who is completely covered in rubber bands for some reason, and Maud are with you on this foam death machine.
- >Maud seems indifferent while Coco is so shocked she can't even breathe.
- >Or that could be the rubber bands closing on her neck.
- >A loud clanking noise comes from behind you.
- "Did you get in, Twinkle?!"
- >"Yeah! What the hay is this doin here?"
- >She throws a turkey baster out the side of the cockpit.
- >"OH HEY! That was jamming the park button!"
- "Good! Now slow it down and put it in that!"
- >"Heheh. That's really dirty."
- "THIS IS NO TIME! STOP THE VEHICLE BEFORE MORE ARE HURT!"
- >No word comes from back there for a sec.
- >Then the hatch opens again.
- >"So um, I don't remember how to do that."
- "...YOU FUCKING MADE THIS!"
- >She giggles.
- >"I know! Isn't it great?"
- >Ponies scream as they barely manage to not be gutted in the streets.
- "NO! JUST TURN IT OFF!"
- >"Alrighty dighty!"
- >A loud smash sound is heard and the buzzing of the machine stops.
- >Because the wheels are halting to a stop, the vehicle starts to lose control of where it's going.
- >It swerves into another section of the marketplace and food comes flying up at all of you.
- >You barely manage to miss getting hit by an apple pie, Coco is pelted with eggs, and an ice cream cone lands perfectly onto Maud's hoof.
- >Twinkle shouts from behind you.
- >"Should be stopping soon now!"
- >As she says that, the hoofinator's wheels have had enough and explode off, sending the vehicle sliding on its side, straight toward Carousel Boutique.
- >Coco hyperventilates, you grab onto the foam as hard as you can, and Maud casually licks her ice cream cone.
- >Rarity pours herself a glass of red wine and sips it a little.
- >She gags.
- >"This is absolutely terrible, but I simply must relax today. I've been working all week to get these dresses finished."
- >She looks proudly over at the collection of seven dresses she swiftly created.
- >Of course, only the most talented pony in Equestria could have done so while also producing them with such amazing quality.
- >You crash right into Carousel Boutique and are thrown off into the main room.
- >The impact of landing stuns you momentarily.
- >Judging from how your body is constrained right now, you come to the conclusion that you're halfway through a dress made for a pony.
- >Also, you're grabbing soft things with your hands.
- >One of the soft things suddenly moves away from you.
- >"W-what... It's you!"
- >Oh no.
- >Is that...
- >Your eyesight finally comes back and you realize that it is indeed Rarity.
- >And you are indeed wearing a dress made for a pony.
- >A quick glance around shows Coco covered in eggs and rubber bands while tangled between two dresses and Maud sitting on Rarity's couch while finishing up the ice cream cone.
- >Sitting up by putting more pressure on the other soft thing, you bow your head to Rarity.
- "I'M SORRY! I didn't mean to--"
- >The soft thing shifts a bit and now it's a wet, soft thing.
- >You slowly look down to see your hand being consumed by Twinkle's horse pussy.
- >She squirms and nods.
- >"Yes. Please..."
- >Quickly flinging your hand out of there gets your face splashed by the fluids.
- >Twinkle arches her back and screams out at the sensation.
- >Turning your attention back to the best mare in the room, you try to apologize again.
- >You walk toward her while talking and she backs up at your pace.
- "Rarity, look, I didn't mean to mess up your dresses or touch--"
- >She trips over some piece of the wall and scoots away from you.
- >"Don't touch me! I've read of your kind!"
- "My kind?"
- >"Ohh yes! I know all about you! You're one of those... Those wrap-ists!"
- >"Are you, Anonymous?"
- >Maud's sudden sign of existence startles you.
- >Oh, right.
- >She was employed by Mayor Mare to bring justice to those who do wrong.
- >You back up.
- "No! If anyone is, it's her!"
- >You point at Twinkle who moans on the ground.
- >Maud holds up the hand you pointed at Twinkle with.
- >"What's this?"
- >She smells it and narrows her eyes at you.
- >"You're not lying to me, are you?"
- "That was an accident--"
- >"Anonymous."
- "...yes?"
- >"Do you think anypony will believe you accidentally penetrated a pony who you claim to be not in a relationship with while crossdressing?"
- >You back up again, the frill from the dress tickling your legs.
- "YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED!"
- >"I did not, I was unconscious."
- "..."
- >Seeing that you have almost accepted defeat, she leans in.
- >"If you have Twinkle do the repairs to the town, we can forget about this incident for now."
- >Twinkle pops up next to you.
- >"I'm on iiiit, but you owe me."
- >She turns and her horn charges up.
- >She then flies up and sets off a giant pink lazer blast at the wall that was destroyed.
- >You watch in awe as the lazer recreates what was destroyed in town almost instantly.
- >She turns around and smiles as bright as she can.
- >Confetti shoots up out of her horn.
- >"You owe me one sex."
- >And thus ends the day you were almost sent to prison, tarnished your crush's reputation of you, and almost fucking died.
- >"I can't wait for the next day!"
- >Get out of the narration.
- >"At least say what happened to Coco!"
- >Oh fine. The eggs softened the rubber bands so she didn't die, okay?
- >"ALRIGHTY DIGHTY!"
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