HYPE DHMIS TIME parody

(RED)and dub threads;

(YELLOW)I'm friends with a girl.

(RED)And then what happened to the older games?

(JEW)Hype went told us they are old like history.
Stuff to forget and leave in a mystery.

(YELLOW)But new games suck.

(JEW)But, look, a computer!
Everything's cool, IT'S THE FUTURE!

(JEW)Hype is now, the future anew, and look at all of the wonderful things you can do!
With patches and merch and youtube addresses!

(YELLOW)My dad is a Nintendo.

(JEW)Its' time to hype!

(GREEN)It's the WiiU, It is Link in Skyrim.

(YELLOW)It's the Xbone, It might get some games.

(GREEN)It's the PS4, There is nothing to play.

(RED)It's the PC, there's shit everywhere....shit everywhere.

(JEW)Now you can see the importance of Hype.
It helps us decide, what games to keep in mind.

(GREEN)But is it there?
(YELLOW)And why it is faked?

(JEW)Hype is important and I am a jew.

(RED)If we run out of hype, then where does it go?

(YELLOW)Is hype even real?
Does anyone know?

(GREEN)Maybe hype's just a construct of marketing faggots. An illusion created by-

(JEW)hype, hype, hype, hype,
hype, hype, hype, hype,
hype, hype, HYPE! HYPE!
HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE!

(JEW)GameStop, Steam
night and day.
All the stores
to buy the games.
Look at your cash flow, isn't it great?
How hype makes it go away.

(YELLOW)Where is the fun!

(JEW)It's out of my hands, I'm only a shill.
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fun,
but eventually everything runs out of
hype.