SEAL Post FSA Version

SEAL Post FSA Version courtesy of Azula

What the fuck did you just fucking request from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kama Sutra, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed schlicks. I am trained in sexual warfare and I’m the top schlicker in the entire FSA armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with sexiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with requesting that shit from me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of women across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking cumming, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you orgasm you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in seduction techniques, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FSA archives and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” request was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will schlick fury all over you and you will drown in cum. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.