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- >Be Anon, God of the Underworld, also known as Tartarus.
- >You got this gig by winning a round of poker against the old man himself.
- >He seemed a bit too happy losing his place.
- >Doesn’t matter, right now you’re too busy trying to get everything in order.
- >You got files a few hours ago, and good lord, this will take a while before you get back to mortals land.
- >Overpopulation, the River of Styx getting clogged, and Pain and Fear aren’t doing their job harassing any villains.
- >Looks like you won’t be coming back up to mortal’s land tonight.
- >And you thought you can see Rarity and Garret tonight too.
- >At least you gave them a calling skull. It’s pretty much like a cell phone.
- >Maybe if you just take a walk and get your head out of this office, you’ll feel better.
- >You walk out of your office and start feeling a bit better.
- >Ah, the sight of the River is amazing.
- >All those souls seem like they’re in some sort of bliss.
- >You finally start to relax and then your skull starts screaming.
- >Forgot to turn it on vibrate.
- >You answer it and see it’s your son’s head starting to form.
- >”Dad, I need your help! There’s something wrong with mom!”
- >Great, he’s talking too fast.
- “Calm down Garret, just tell me what happened slowly.”
- >It took him a minute, but he finally told you calmly.
- >”Mom, there is something wrong with mom. Her coat is black now and her mane is darker and floats.”
- >Shit, looks like one of those Nightmare Clouds got Rarity.
- “Garret, do you know where she is right now?”
- >”Celestia said she’s on the moon right now.”
- “Okay, I’ll be there in a minute.”
- >Time to put on your robes and helmet.
- >You use to go out just in a kilt with spikes coming out of your body.
- >That lasted for an entire day until Rarity chewed you out.
- >”Darling, if you are going to intimidate someone, look more, eh, mysterious.”
- >The last thing you need to do is to make your skin look paler and the shroud of magic.
- >You got to have that, “deathly,” look your wife said when you first got this gig.
- >You’re magic use to be just a bright yellow, but since you became Lord of the Dead, it’s now a dark purple with skulls that appear occasionally.
- >Oh, you almost forgot your staff.
- >Now it’s time to go to mortal’s land.
- >The portal is in your office of course.
- >It also just goes to Carousel Boutique
- >”Father!”
- >There’s Garret, you haven’t gotten to see him in a week.
- >At least you now know he misses you.
- >”Hey Garret, where’s mom?”
- >He just points to the moon.
- >Looks like he was right, as of right now, you just see a giant cloud where it’s supposed to be.
- “Don’t worry Garret, this won’t take long.”
- >You gave him a goodbye hug and teleport there.
- >”Bye dad, I’ll miss you,” Was what you heard before you were completely there.
- >You’re finally at the moon. It’s pretty obvious where your wife is considering where the crowd is.
- >Looks like the Nightmare clouds finally see you too.
- >”Oh my, is that Lord Anonymous?”
- >”IT IS!”
- >”I’M YOU’RE NUMBER ONE FAN!”
- >“CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!”
- >“HI ANONYMOUS!”
- >Great, you got to get through this kind of crowd.
- >Fuck this, you’re just going to teleport to the middle.
- >You see your wife and she starts blushing.
- >It’s hard to tell if it’s her or the cloud that is though.
- >You cup her cheek and get closer.
- >You see two souls in her body, one is white and blue, and the other is black.
- >You get your face little closer to her muzzle and pull the black one out.
- >The cloud looks at you like he just saw death.
- >You then look at your wife and she hugs you by the neck and takes your helmet off.
- >She looks into your eyes for a second and gives you a big smooch.
- >Something starts tugging at the back of your robes.
- >Might as well respond.
- “What can you possibly want?”
- >”C-can we work for you, we love your work. We would even do it for free.”
- >Those magic words just popped, free, that also means temps. They did try possess your wife and take over the world though.
- “Eh, fill out an application.”
- “Rare, are any of your friends here?”
- >”They left when Garret called.”
- “That’s good. Don’t have to teleport anyone else.”
- >Time to teleport back to the Boutique
- “Mother, Father!”
- >You feel Garret wrap around both of you.
- >Might as well make this last, you don’t know how long it’ll be until you can see them again.
- “I’m sorry, but I have to leave. The dead don’t sleep.”
- >Be Anon, Lord of the Dead.
- >Today has been a great day so far. The River of Styx finally has been expanded enough to where it won’t clog.
- >This fixes at least most of your issues with the Underworld. Now you don’t have to work overtime as often as you usually do.
- >Best part is that you can finally spend quality time with Garret and Rarity.
- >You could before, but it was maybe an hour before you had to leave.
- >Maybe you can play some sports with Garret.
- >Hopefully Rarity hasn’t been overbearing with him.
- >You go into your office portal that sends you straight inside Carousal Boutique.
- >Maybe you can give them a surprise.
- >You look for your wife first, but you can’t find her.
- >She’s probably at the salon or collecting gems again.
- >Garret should be here though.
- >You walk up to his door and grab the doorknob.
- >Open the door and see your son.
- >In your wife’s lingerie.
- >From last week to be specific.
- >You just stare wondering in shock behind your helmet.
- >Garret looks back at you in horror.
- >Close the door.
- >Write a note to Rarity and put it on the fridge.
- Later
- >Be Rarity.
- >You just got back from the salon.
- >Anon said he may have the whole weekend off.
- >You haven’t felt this giddy since Garret got interested in gem searching.
- >You can’t wait to see him again.
- >You even got prepared for this.
- >He’s going to love the smell of your coat and a few toys you gotten for him.
- >Get back to the house.
- “Anonymous!”
- “Darling, you home?”
- >You head to the kitchen and looks like there’s a note.
- Dear Rarity,
- The river seemed to be unclogged then I got a call back. A kraken gotten loose and killed an entire ship of cows. The River will probably be clogged for the next few days. I will be back as soon as I can. Tell Garret that he should get an apprenticeship with the local blacksmith. He’s a big gem guy.
- Love,
- Anonymous.
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