A New Level Of Edgy #1

Llydia: Heeey,
XIII.: Hey
Llydia: Hows it going man, I thought I'd add you seemed you seemed pretty deep.
XIII.: Okay
XIII.: what now
Llydia: what do you mean like why you are deep?
Llydia: you have that vibe of the kind of person i could be friends with you know, just deep, you don't seem like the kind of person whos going to make me not want to talk to you, that kind of thing?
XIII.: Okay?
Llydia: I'm just trying to be friendly man, damn.
XIII.: I don't have any response to that.
Llydia: Oh, are you one of those people who just don't like to talk or something?
XIII.: I have nothing to talk about.
Llydia: That's deep man
XIII.: No it's not.
XIII.: There's nothing ''deep'' about me.
Llydia: From just what you've said already, the deepness is unreal.
Llydia: Its like I could take what you say and print it into quotes and stick it over black and white photography.
XIII.: From what I just read, you don't seem like the brightest person.
XIII.: At all.
Llydia: What makes you think that?
XIII.: The stupid way that you're talking.
XIII.: You sound like a hippie.
Llydia: Its probably because according to your profile, I'm literally twice your age.
XIII.: What does age have to do with the way one acts?
XIII.: Absolutely nothing.
Llydia: Ones age defines a lot of the ways he acts,
XIII.: I strongly disagree with that.
Llydia: I've had more life experiences than you, so its shaped how I talk and interact with people.
XIII.: I will not have a discussion about the subject.
Llydia: Your logic is invalid though, if age does not change the way a person acts, why do people grow older and much more mature.
XIII.: The people who only get mature as they grow are the people who are weak minded, people who do not see this world for what it really is therefore they have not a care in the world to dig deeper into the depths of it. They grow as another generic human with absolutely nothing special to them at all.
XIII.: In other words, they are worthless.
Llydia: Are you satire?
XIII.: Worthlessness is a gift.
XIII.: No I am not ''satire'', Do I look like a damn TV channel to you?
XIII. is now Away.
Llydia: You sound like something who thinks they are superior to everybody else, but I bet you still live with your parents and I'm guessing your smart because "education is not for you" right? You are not a prophet, your opinions are not smart, you've not had enough life experience yet for your opinions to even matter. My steam account has nearly lived more days than your entire life.
Llydia: I literally just met you, I've never met you in my life, yet you instantly open up as a huge dick by forming an opinion on me. All that makes you is an opinionated which frankly I don't think anybody would want to be friends with. Its insanely ironic that you claim you feel lonely on your profile.

-- Satire? --

XIII.: I am 16 years old.
XIII.: I can assure you that the knowledge I have, was gifted to me.
Llydia: Mhmm, your satire buddy.
Llydia: *you're
XIII.: You're the one that added me expecting something good.
Llydia: You sound like the kind of person which would have an Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
XIII.: I find it very disappointing that people like you only want to say negative things about me and try to prove me wrong on everything.
Llydia: You cannot be a real person with all these people in the comments, you have to be satire.
XIII.: I don't know what satire even is.
Llydia: Baiting, its when you have a profile like yours and play a huge joke where you claim to be the most angsty teenager in the world.
Llydia: and you get people to hate you, just for the chatlogs or what ever.
Llydia: I used to do it.
XIII.: Have you not seen my fucking comment section? I specifically said that in 2016 I wanted to change and try to be nice for a change. I'm not making a fucking joke, I'm not ''baiting'' people, I'm not pretending to be anything.
XIII.: This is all me, all that you see is me. I am naturally like this but I am trying to be a better person.
Llydia: Excuse me for my sheer optimistic outlook.
Llydia: If you want to stop people hating you,
Llydia: come out as a satire.
XIII.: Nobody knows what that means.
XIII.: Nobody uses satire
Llydia: Just say you were joking the entire time, it then allows you to just be a totally different person with out anybody flicking an eye.
XIII.: Nobody uses that word
Llydia: Okay Mr. English Language.
XIII.: Yes you should call me that because I'm at the damn top of my whole school in english.
Llydia: Just because you've never heard something before does not mean nobody uses it, what the fuck. If that was logical, that would mean that NOTHING would exist with out you first hearing it.
Llydia: You are satire.
XIII.: Why did you add me? All you're doing is annoying me.
XIII.: And I just woke up.
XIII.: You're already ruining my whole day.
Llydia: Heck, I don't care. If you be an asshole to people online expect people to be a little pissy,
XIII.: How am I being rude in any way, shape or form?
XIII.: I am trying right now to be nice.
Llydia: You are a smart man, figure out what you said before and connect the two together.

-- 100% Confirmed Satire --

XIII.: I don't think first impressions matter.
XIII.: What now?
Llydia: I'm looking through all your comments,
Llydia: and then I'll probably construct an Encyclopedia Dramatica article around your comments alone.
XIII.: There is a thread about me on 8chan
Llydia: I thought so, that's probably where I saw you from.
XIII.: People talking shit and making fun of my depression. As if it was all a big joke.
Llydia: You don't have depression.
XIII.: Are you fucking kidding me?
XIII.: Are you seriously saying that right now?
Llydia: You have "Teenage Angst", depression requires you to actually go through things.
XIII.: I'm not listening to your garbage.
XIII.: I am not.
Llydia: How can you call your self depressed at the age of 16, you do realise you actually offend people with cronic depression by acting the way you do.
Llydia: Again, its why people probably hate you.
XIII.: I am absolutely sick of people who label me as things just because of my age. My age has nothing to do with how I am as a person
Llydia: Hmmm, your age has a lot to say I'm sorry. No matter how much you escape it, nobody cares about your points because you are 16. The sooner you understand you are not important to anything or anyone while you are 16, the faster you can move on with your life until your 18 and classes as an adult.
Llydia: Because your class as a child right now, and that's the harsh reality of things.
Llydia: In case you can't read between the lines, what ever you or type to me won't actually spark any thought, i'll just see you as being an asshole and that your mother needs to really stop you going on the internet.
XIII.: How do I have depression at the age of 16. I am a very very over worried person. I worry about everything, I make up problems in my mind that do not actually exist and they bother me all day long every day. I have no friends, I am not able to make friends, All I want in life is love, my lover left me for a stupid reason, my parents do not support my sexuality, they don't allow me to express myself with makeup which I have wanted to do for so long, I am not satysfied with just any type of help, I find help from almost everybody to be useless to me, I refuse to take medication because that is not how I want to feel better. I have OCD, my OCD makes me want to  scratch my scalp open, Everything has to be perfectly alligned. I have Oppositional defiant disorder, I am also bipolar, I have ADHD.
XIII.: That is what I have to be depressed about.
Llydia: Congratulations, you are being 16! you are not special because of any of the things you "think you have".
XIII.: Mainly loneliness.
Llydia: It is normal, its hormones.
XIII.: You didn't even read any of that.
Llydia: You just need to stop, okay?
XIII.: I don't need to stop anything. People like you are what makes me this way.
XIII.: People so ignorant and utterly stupid.
XIII.: You are a complete imbicile.
Llydia: Look man, I know being a teenager is difficult. I know how you are feeling right now, all these new feelings and emotions and what ever. You don't have ADHD, you are not Bipolar, you do not have OCD and your opinions cannot and will not be heard.
XIII.: I go to a psychiatrist. I have been diagnosed with all of these.
Llydia: If you had ADHD, you'd be in special education, if you were bipolar, you would be in therapy, if you had OCD, you would be in the hospital.
XIII.: Are you going to tell me that you are above the psychiatrist?
Llydia: Well I have a degree?
XIII.: I am in special education actually.
Llydia: Mhmm, so you are in special education and seeing a psychiatrist,
XIII.: However I am much smarter than all of the students there.
Llydia: oh I bet.
Llydia: I bet you have an IQ of 153~ right?
XIII.: I don't know what my IQ is right now.
XIII.: I never asked
Llydia: I don't think you are that smart at all, if you truely wanted people to stop being mean to you, you'd just not use steam anymore.
Llydia: You'd distance your self from the computer and the internet and go do something else.
XIII.: I'm not allowed to go out.
Llydia: What are you, a caged animal?
XIII.: My parents don't allow me.
Llydia: I'm pretty sure your parents will let you outside buddy.
XIII.: They think that somebody will kidnap me or a car is going to run me over or something.
Llydia: If not, thats uh, illegal?
XIII.: I've asked them time and time again.
Llydia: I'm pretty sure you are admiting to child abuse right now.
XIII.: Call it whatever you want, my parents do not care and unfortunately nobody is going to do anything about it because we live under certain things.
Llydia: I don't believe you.
XIII.: The government pays for our apartment.
Llydia: If you were seriously in this position you would tell your school.
Llydia: But you've not.
XIII.: If I were to say anything that would get my parents in trouble, they would be homeless and stop receiving the check they receive monthly.
Llydia: Mhmm,
XIII.: Then that would mean I go to a foster
Llydia: and why would you care?
XIII.: And that would be ruining my own life.
Llydia: Your "Big bad" parents as you put it.
Llydia: So you would rather never go outside, or be with a foster family who would let you go outside.
XIII.: I would rather not go outside but still have all this technology  and food.
XIII.: Than to live in a fucking foster home.
Llydia: So things are not really that bad huh.
XIII.: The way you are putting it, obviously not.
XIII.: But that's what you're trying to do.
XIII.: You're trying to make me appreciate the little things.
XIII.: Which will not work.
Llydia: Because your stubborn.
XIII.: you're*
Llydia: You act like I've never been in your position before.
XIII.: You haven't, lol.
Llydia: How can you be so sure?
XIII.: It is impossible to be in a position of somebody's life because everybody's life is 100% different.
Llydia: Hmm, so you are one special snowflake huh?
XIII.: What?
Llydia: That must make you insanely unique and special if nobody has ever been in your position before.
Llydia: All 7 billion humans.
XIII.: People have been in very very similar positions to the one I am now
XIII.: But not exactly like the one I am in
Llydia: Have you talked to every one of these 7 billion humans and asked them?
XIII.: I don't have to.
Llydia: Again, you are assuming that you are in a "special position"
Llydia: when your position seems very generic.
Llydia: Do you get a kick out of being special or something? You'd do well on Tumblr.
XIII.: I am on tumblr but I don't post anything.
XIII.: I do youtube
Llydia: Hahahaha,
XIII.: Subscribe
Llydia: Your youtube is pretty good.
XIII.: Of course it is.
XIII.: Why wouldn't it be?
Llydia: Mhmm,
Llydia: describe to me again how you are not satire?
XIII.: idk what satire is