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- >A razor glides though the night air.
- >On its blade, a man...
- >YOU are that man.
- >THAT is your blade...
- >With this, that has made 5...
- >5 this month.
- >5 innocent ponies, who has received the closest shaves in their life.
- >You had no intention of causing any harm, nor cutting anything but fur.
- >Feathers remained.
- >And with this particular pony, the feathers made *it* look disgusting.
- >The pony rolled over on its bed.
- >*It* seems to be having a good dream, with that smile and all.
- >You make your exit, silently.
- >The sun was rising.
- >It was time.
- >The Yellow pegasis awoke in a fright.
- >To see that everything was gone.
- >Only the yellow feathers on her wings proved who she was.
- >You gathered the hair, and sat quietly...
- >The pinkie "thing" was running around her household.
- >"WHY?! WHY?!" She screamed.
- >You sit and wait, a bag of pony fur under your arm.
- >The yellow winged, pink blob ran out of her house.
- >Being the stealth ninja/Barber you were, you followed.
- >She ran to... your house?
- >She bagan knocking really hard.
- >"ANONYMOUS!!! HELP! HELP!"
- >Your heart sank.
- >What are you going to do?!
- >You left the bag of hair and your razors in a near-by bush.
- >You made your way towards *it*
- Oh, well hello.
- >She turns around in tears.
- >"ANONYMOUS!"
- >She runs up and hugs you.
- >"THIS IS JUST..."
- >You pat her on the head.
- Its going to alright... shh...shh...
- >Her crocodile tears were streaming down her face, and onto your shirt.
- >God damnit Fluttershy!
- >Getting your super cool, slim ninja shirt covered in your tears!
- >You push her away.
- Now... um... what do you want?
- >She tries to muster up some words.
- >"I... I... Friends... They wont like me anymore! WHAAAHAAAA"
- >She made the WORST crying face out of the other 4 you have shaved.
- Come on, lets go take you to your friends.
- >She squeezed onto your leg.
- >"PLEASE! NOT YET!"
- >You try to shake her off.
- C'mon! Its not like they would think any lesser of you! I mean most of them are shaved themselves!
- >"But..."
- Look.
- >You pick her up
- They aren't going to think any lesser of you, because you are there friend! If they did think any differently, then they aren't friends at all...
- >Fluttershy looked at your with puppy dog eyes.
- >You hated those eyes...
- >Eyes that can see deep within you.
- >Keep your shit out of my head, Fluttershy!
- >You look away.
- Come on...
- >Fluttershy followed behind you
- >Was this really the right thing to do?
- >Wait... no... you shouldn't be thinking about that.
- >When you drop Fluttershy off, her friends will take care of her, then you can grab the hair and make your dash...
- >Speaking of dash, here comes RD!
- >At first glance, RainbowDash couldn't even recognize who was near you.
- >This is what you wanted...
- >She seems to have recognized the wings, and her puppy-dog eyes.
- >A blur of a multi-color pony zoomed pass you, and straight at Fluttershy.
- >"OH FLUTTERSHY! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
- >That raspy voice...
- >You signaled RD to take her to Twilight's place.
- >You had already gave her a close... hehe, shave.
- >All thats left...
- >Is that cyan, rainbow pony.
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