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- >Day Relax in Equestria
- >Be Anon, Educated comedian
- >Wake up, do the usual morning routine
- >AKA High Flying 3`s
- >Go downstairs to get some cereal
- >Stairs are a bitch, of course they would be in your 4 floors house
- >Yeah you are so educated with ladies and funny with the others that Celestia gave you a shittastic gigantunormous house
- >Reader:"How can you be educated when you just said "Shit"?"
- >Fuck you this is not me talking it`s my mind.
- >Where were we..? Oh, right, the cereal.
- >After going down you pour yourself some Pinkos with Vodka
- >Yeah it`s 7 AM but whatever, you are alone and you fucking love Vodka
- >30 minutes later you are on the floor lazily blinking like the lazy pig you are when you hear a knock on the door
- >Oh boy here we go...
- >You get up, and drag your sorry lazy ass to open the door to find [spoiler]Slasher[/spoiler]
- >Just kidding, It´s Fluttershy [spoiler]but she is also suspected to be Slasher, who knows.[/spoiler]
- >F:"em... N-Noel?
- >Your thoughts are interrumped by the she-devil calling you by your surname
- >Nothing to do with your real name, but goddamn it´s so cool something freezes when that name is mentioned around you.
- Hey Flutters, hold on a sec would you?
- >F:"What ´s goi-MMMPHPHP" You put your hand in her mouth
- >She starts licking your hand but you don´t care, you just wait for that glorious sound.
- >T:"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
- >In a flash Twilight appears in front of you with an angry look
- >T:"Anon damn you and your cursed surname! I was ... investigating when the utensil I was using frooze in..er...just brooze!"
- That´s gotta be quite an investigation Twilismo, because that "utensil" as you call it, is frozen right into your ass.
- >She turns around and even FLuttershy sees it, a huge ice-cold dildo is stucked on Twilight´s ass
- That gives you quite the shivers right Twi?
- >[Laugh internally]
- >And Externally
- >Fluttershy joins you when she sees Twilight´s face.
- >Twilight blushes so hard that her body temperature goes up and the dildo becomes pure liquid.
- >T:Oh you think you are funny Anon? Well lets see how you laugh after THIS!
- >She charges her horn
- Oh oh...
- >That´s never something good.
- >A bright light blinds you and when it stops, there is a weird pony infront of you
- >His face is just inches from yours and he just stares at you
- Erm... Twilight who is this?
- >T:"This is my newest spell! His job is to deal with comedians using grotesque comedy when summoned. I try not to use him outdoors because the last time he was banned from the central plaza for using bad language. I call him, Gilbert Gottfried."
- Hah, what a name Twilismo, where did you get it, from the local astronomist?
- >G:"is that a lame try of comedy what I just heard?
- Yeah, what about it? I´ve been called the human version of Guillermo Franpony
- >G:"Who the hell is that? Another piece of shitty ass shit shitted like you?"
- >How dare he not know Guillermo Franpony!
- HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW GUILLERMO FRANPONY!
- >G:"Hey joker, I have a joke for you. How do you call a comedian inside another comedian?"
- Enlighten me kind sir.
- >He then tackles you into the ground and takes off your pants in a blink while he gets a huge hard on
- >G:"An Insertion..." He says with a creepy voice
- WAIT WAIT! BUT YOU CAN`T DO THIS.... YOU NEED ANOTHER COMEDIAN FOR THIS!
- >G:"I`am a comedian...."
- >And so you spent the rest of the day being >raped in front of
- >Disgracious Fluttershy and Twilismo
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