Help Wanted

"I am building a JVM called EVM which stands for Evil Virtual Machine. I know C++ well enough that I could build anything in any language if I wanted to without prior experience, it would just take more time, and my applications would be inefficient. If there are any C++, C, Assembly, or Java programmers, and you have nothing to do because you make $60/hour on a Metal Gear Solid Game with 4999 other programmers, then please contact me @linktheprogrmer via twitter, or my email linktheprogrammer@gmail.com . You can find me on any teamspeak server that is included in the search results of \"programmer\", or \"Java\", in any country."