FluffTV Good Fluffy, Bad Fluffy

FluffTV Presents, Good Fluffy Bad Fluffy

	An average fluffy pony owner sits in her home.  On the television FluffTV plays a rerun of Ball!  A happy if occasionally mischievous fluffy pegasus stallion sits on her lap.  As the woman tickles her fluffy ponies belly his wings and legs all wiggle happily.  Then the fluffy begins to lose his breath.

"MUMMAH! HAHAHA! STAWP! HEE HAHAHAH! NUU BWEAFF! HAHAHAH! NUU BEAFF!! STAWHAHAHA! STAAAAAWP!"

	Without thinking the pegasus strains his head forward and bites down on the woman's hand.  It doesn't really hurt, but she still lets out a small gasp.

"Ouch, no! Bad fluffies bite! No no no!"

"Waaah! SOWWY! NUUU! OWIES! OW OW OW OW! HUUU- HUU- HUU-"

	Flicking the fluffies nose a few times causes the once happy pegasus to crawl into the corner of the couch and cry.  Small sobs of, "Mommeh nuu wuv" and "Owies huwt suu bad... nuuu..." escape the fuzzy ball.  Breathing a sigh and feeling bad the owner leaves to make some spaghetti and make amends for over reacting.  But, after around ten minutes she returns with a plate of plain spaghetti only to find her stallion shitting on her favorite book.

"HRNNNNGGGG! Ah... Dummy mummah, fwuffy giff sowwy poopies fow huwties, dummy nuu huwt fwuffy, d- yay sketties!"

	Unaware of the building anger in his owner the fluffy, still dripping feces from his backside, waddles off the couch and over to the woman.  A thin trail of shit, stains on the couch, and a ruined book cause her to snap.  Returning the plate to the kitchen counter she ignores the indignant pegasus as she retrieves her plastic paddle engraved with the logo "BAD FLUFFY SORRY STICK".  Immediately recognizing the object that caused so much posterior pain before he runs.  A small chase ends in the living room where she mercilessly beats the squealing fluffies backside.

"YOU DON'T POOP OUTSIDE THE LITTER BOX!"
"SOOOWWYYYY! NUU HUWT! OWIES! NUU HU-OOOOOOWWW!"

	After around five solid whacks with the thin plastic paddle made for fluffy discipline the owner notices the TV is still on.

"Welcome owners and fluffies alike to the newest show on FluffTV!  Good Fluffy Bad Fluffy!  We'll be replacing Bed Time Stories! tonight, but don't worry good fluffies!  Bed Time Stories! will be back tomorrow!"

	Temporarily halting her anus assault the woman watches ignoring the screaming pegasus in her grip.  As the sharp dressed man pets and plays with a few fluffies talking about how good fluffies will watch the show a text scroll plays on the bottom of the screen.

"Do you have a bad fluffy? After watching this show nearly 90% of subject fluffies improved in behavior.  Simply let your fluffy watch and DO NOT let them look away.  Enjoy the show."

	The woman eventually gets her fluffy to be quiet and he is happy once more watching the TV.  As the show starts it looks like an episode of Ball!  A few fluffies play together with a ball happily.  Then in a soothing voice the narrator begins speaking.

"Now, good fluffies listen! A good fluffy shares and plays nice!  Good fluffies have fun and get hugs."

	On cue the fluffies stop playing and give each other a big ol' fluffy hug.  But then the scene fades to gray and the same two fluffies are playing.  Same spiel playing, happy, laughing, but then an ugly feral unicorn comes on screen.  He proceeds to take the ball and buck one good fluffy in the face after it protests.  The fluffies cry as their oppressor has fun.

"Fwiend, baww fow shawin! Nuu ta- OWIES! Huwt! Whaaa! Haaa haa ha!"
"Dummy fwuffies! Baww fow smawty!"
"Why fwiend meanie? Tage baww... nuu nice... fwuffy bad..."
"Wha? Smawty nuu bad smawty-"

The narrator sounds angrier, "Bad fluffies take things! They don't play nice, and they are dirty!  Bad fluffies get the sorry stick!"

	The pegasus squeals and tries to hide, but his owner holds him and forces him to watch as suggested.  The stray is picked up by his horn and is violently spanked with a plastic paddle.  Still screaming the scene fades to gray after the announcer once more proclaims how bad fluffies hurt others and take things.  Now a pegasus seen sitting on a couch watching the audience.  It's unsettling but the fluffy cheers and tries to talk to the TV.  The pegasus then poops on the couch.  Practically screaming at the audience a human picks up the fluffy by its tail.

"BAD FLUFFIES POOP OUTSIDE THE LITTER BOX!"

	With little warning the fluffy is beaten by the paddle till a leg is broken.  Unable to stand properly the fluffy squirms on the ground as it is continuously beaten.  Blood splashes around the little body as it yells for help.  In another fading transition the same fluffy, perfectly fine, is pooping in the litter box and smiles.

"Fwuffy make good poopies?"
"Yes, yes you did fluffy.  Good fluffies poop ONLY in the litter box!"

	The owner is uncomfortable watching the show, and the fluffy is in tears before it is over. Various other stories play out as a mother doesn't train her babies to poop in the litter box and has them taken, a stallion mounts a filly too young for mating and is castrated, and many others.  Finally over, the host in his suit waves goodby as a dozen fluffies and foals all wave at the camera.

"And remember fluffies, be good!"

	The fluffy is traumatized for nearly a week after watching Good Fluffy, Bad Fluffy but there are no accidents.  He's practically walking on eggshells after seeing a pegasus jump from a table and having its wings removed.  No bad poopies, no accidental peeing, no broken objects, no running away, no begging for more food after eating, and no tantrums.  The owner is impressed by how effective the show is, but come Thursday the fluffy has begun to return to his old ways as he bites his owner when she doesn't give him spaghetti.  Then Good Fluffy, Bad Fluffy comes on once more.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"