Ruptured has joined the chat
Disappoint: Alright, inviting her here
Ruptured: Not very romantic here
Ruptured: I was expecting a better atmosphere
Ruptured: Oh well
Disappoint: I can't see anything yet
Disappoint: oh
Disappoint: She's thirty-three
Disappoint: I hope she's a cougar
Ruptured: Age is fine xD
Ruptured: Wow
Ruptured: Haha
Disappoint: She asked how old you are
Disappoint: So that's why I'm worried
Ruptured: I can just say I'm older
Gndollface08 has joined the chat
Disappoint: Hey Goldy! This is my friend, Alister.
Gndollface08: hi
Gndollface08: nice castle
Ruptured: Nice to meet you, my fair lady
Ruptured: That is a very lovely dress
Gndollface08: nice to meet u
Gndollface08: thank u and u are a kind jentle man
Ruptured: Why thank you
Ruptured: I do try to please
Gndollface08: u are a great man
Ruptured: Well my ex does not seem to think so
Ruptured: It's understandable, I did leave her at the alter before
Gndollface08: well your ex is not me
Ruptured: But it's all in the past now
Gndollface08: so is mine
Ruptured: Oh you had one too?
Gndollface08: yes
Ruptured: I am sorry to hear that
Ruptured: I hope he didn't crush your fragile heart
Gndollface08: he did
Gndollface08: but i want to know about u
Ruptured: Well I am a hard worker
Gndollface08: hi disa
Gndollface08: me to
Ruptured: Oh she's probably afk
Gndollface08: oh ok
Ruptured: She just told me she had to get something
Gndollface08: ok
Ruptured: I apologise, I do get a little shy around beautiful women
Gndollface08: can u show me your castle
Ruptured: Oh this old thing?
Gndollface08: alister i was just dumped
Ruptured: Why certainly
Ruptured: Just recently?
Gndollface08: yes
Ruptured: Oh my dear I am so very sorry
Ruptured: He was a fool
Ruptured: No doubt
Gndollface08: so haveing u around me would be a pleaser
Ruptured: For both of us
Gndollface08: sorry i dont spell well
Ruptured: It's quite alright
Gndollface08: but am smart
Ruptured: I make my fair share of typos
Gndollface08: hehe i am starting to like u
Ruptured: You'll really like my once you get to know me
Gndollface08: iam shy to around men
Ruptured: We can both be a little sdhy around each other
Ruptured: But there's nothing to worry about
Gndollface08: yea
Gndollface08: but u make me not shy anymore
Ruptured: I'm very glad
Ruptured: I know this is pretty straightforward but why not call our little meeting a date tonight?
Gndollface08: i like giving hugs
Gndollface08: ok
Gndollface08: sounds great
Ruptured: Perfect! I'm glad you think so
Gndollface08: comr
Gndollface08: come please
Ruptured: You are looking very nice
Gndollface08: thank u and u as well
Gndollface08: my real name is gail
Ruptured: Oh that's a very sexy name
Gndollface08: but on here i go by goldy
Gndollface08: thank u
Ruptured: My name is Alister, I don't tell many people
Gndollface08: i love your name to
Ruptured: Thank you
Ruptured: You know, your beautiful face reminds me of my ex girlfriend of whom I just broke up with
Ruptured: Your appearance is very similar
Gndollface08: it feels to have a man like u
Ruptured: I like that
Gndollface08: it feels good
Ruptured: Yes, it really does
Ruptured: Oh hang on a moment, my phone is going off
Ruptured: It's just a message on OKcupid, I'll ignore it
Gndollface08: i like to treat u like a king
Gndollface08: ok
Ruptured: I think I have my cupid right here
Gndollface08: yep
Gndollface08: can i kiss u
Ruptured: Yes of course
Gndollface08: mmmmmm
Ruptured: Delicious
Ruptured: Remind me of my old dog
Gndollface08: u are so sweet
Ruptured: Ol' Skippy
Ruptured: He was a great hound
Gndollface08: i had a dog named skippy
Gndollface08: to
Ruptured: Oh really?
Ruptured: It's a great name
Ruptured: I had him for about 13 years
Gndollface08: yep he was a labadore
Ruptured: Mine was a hound dog
Gndollface08: i did not have mine long he ranaway
Ruptured: Mine got abducted by aliens
Gndollface08: but i love dogs
Gndollface08: oh
Ruptured: It was tragic really
Gndollface08: iam sorry
Ruptured: Thank you
Gndollface08: u wellcome
Ruptured: I tried to find him, tracked him down for a good two years
Ruptured: I finally found them though, the guys who took him
Gndollface08: iam from washington state
Ruptured: I really like your bikini
Ruptured: Oh washington? I've been there on many ocassions
Gndollface08: iam sorry hunny
Ruptured: It's alright, I'll get him back some day
Gndollface08: i live in spokane
Ruptured: Spokane? No way, I liked right nearby
Ruptured: For a few years
Gndollface08: yea
Gndollface08: i still live here
Ruptured: Yeah, but I lost my job and had to go live with my aunt in Arizona
Gndollface08: oh
Gndollface08: iam sorry
Ruptured: Got caught drinking on the job
Ruptured: I learned my lesson
Ruptured: The hard way
Gndollface08: where did u work
Ruptured: I use to work at the paper mill
Ruptured: But now I work at a video rental store in Phoenix
Ruptured: Hey did you hear that?
Gndollface08: i worked acrossthe street at the corner door
Gndollface08: here what
Ruptured: I heard a voice, it told me to call you sweetcheeks
Ruptured: What do you think?
Gndollface08: oh
Ruptured: The voices are never wrong
Gndollface08: thank u
Gndollface08: and i
Gndollface08: they told me to call u sweetheart
Ruptured: Really?
Ruptured: Thank you so much
Gndollface08: yep
Ruptured: What's your favorite food?
Gndollface08: icecream
Ruptured: Oh really? Mine is tomatoes
Gndollface08: used to work at the cafe
Ruptured: But you know what I hate?
Gndollface08: love tomatos
Ruptured: Oh really? cafe's tend to be too fast paced for me
Gndollface08: not the cornerdoor
Ruptured: I really hate burritos.
Ruptured: Is it slow there?
Gndollface08: yes
Ruptured: Oh that's perfect then
Ruptured: Maybe I can come and work with you some day
Gndollface08: it a book store and can get ice cream
Gndollface08: to there
Gndollface08: and pupets to
Ruptured: A book store too?
Ruptured: Man they have it all
Ruptured: I love you
Ruptured: And your personality
Ruptured: So much class
Gndollface08: i work at the cornerdoor proble whrn u worked at the mill
Ruptured: Such elegance
Gndollface08: i love u to
Ruptured: Can I kiss you this time?
Gndollface08: i work at day care now
Gndollface08: yes
Gndollface08: any time
Ruptured: Oh daycare huh?
Gndollface08: mmmmmmm
Gndollface08: yea
Ruptured: I have a friend that really wants to work in a daycare
Gndollface08: iam like a teacher
Gndollface08: to
Ruptured: Her family is trying to get her into it and she is loving every second of it
Gndollface08: yea
Gndollface08: i do to
Ruptured: I think it will be good for her, working in children all day
Gndollface08: yea
Ruptured: Hey do you like animals?
Ruptured: I love animals
Gndollface08: iam single in real to
Ruptured: Especially ol' skippy..
Ruptured: Oh yeah?
Gndollface08: yes love animals
Ruptured: Maybe I could see you one day
Ruptured: Which one do you like more, cats or dogs?
Gndollface08: yes i would like that
Gndollface08: dogs but have a cat and koi
Ruptured: Really?
Ruptured: I have two dogs
Ruptured: A few fish
Ruptured: A turtle
Ruptured: And 15 cats
Gndollface08: i have 2 dogs a cat and 10 koi
Ruptured: Oh wow a lot of koi
Gndollface08: yea
Ruptured: I hear you can feed them with cat food once they get big
Gndollface08: have a pound
Ruptured: Save on the fee
Gndollface08: yea
Ruptured: Haha
Ruptured: Yeah
Ruptured: Sigh
Ruptured: (:
Ruptured: I'm bored
Gndollface08: what hun
Gndollface08: iam sorry
Ruptured: Oh it's okay
Gndollface08: am i boring u
Ruptured: I have just the thing to liven this up
Ruptured: Have you ever seen a third nipple?
Gndollface08: no
Ruptured: Oh
Ruptured: Well nevermind then
Gndollface08: but it would not bug me
Ruptured: I mean I have one
Gndollface08: so i would like u eather way
Ruptured: Really? :D
Gndollface08: yes
Ruptured: You wouldn't think ill of me for my deformaty
Gndollface08: no
Ruptured: You really are a great person
Gndollface08: iam chubby in real
Ruptured: It's okay, I like it that way
Gndollface08: cool
Ruptured: I bet you have nice feet too
Gndollface08: yes i do
Ruptured: Like perfect toes
Ruptured: Maybe I could clip them for you one day
Gndollface08: no the all have been broken
Ruptured: I could really use your toenails for science
Gndollface08: but cute
Gndollface08: ok
Ruptured: The aliens need it so they will give back ol' skippy
Ruptured: But that's for another time
Ruptured: Right now
Gndollface08: ok
Gndollface08: yes
Ruptured: I say we let each other in on little secrets
Ruptured: What's something you've never told anyone
Gndollface08: ok
Gndollface08: i have big boobs
Ruptured: You never told anyone?
Gndollface08: i love to make things with fire
Ruptured: Oh wow
Ruptured: I have a cool secret
Ruptured: I probably shouldn't be telling you this but..
Gndollface08: and was a vallenter officer
Gndollface08: go ahed
Ruptured: The mothership is going to be coming for me tomorrow
Ruptured: They really want me to deliver to them a human toe
Ruptured: I'll find one
Gndollface08: oh i would miss u
Ruptured: Anyway, don't tell anyone
Gndollface08: i wont
Ruptured: Thank you (:
Ruptured: You have really nice feet
Gndollface08: thank u
Ruptured: Oh hang on
Gndollface08: ok
Ruptured: I have to take a huge dump right now, I'll be right back
Gndollface08: ok