Punny Pinkie: Geometry

>There had been a rumor going around that you had a new teacher for your math class.
>You didn't really care; math wasn't your forte.
>However, you weren't really doing all that well, so maybe a fresh new start was in order.
>As you left your locker, you make your way for the classroom.
>Ponies were rushing throughout the hallway, most in a hurry to get to their next class.
>You walk into the dreaded classroom and take your usual empty seat in the back of the classroom.
>Removing your textbook and notebook from your bag, you place them on the desk and wait for class to begin.
>The bell rings, signalling the class's start.
>Your heart drops as the teacher walking in.
>It's that demented pink demon, Pinkie.
>She begins writing her name on the board as all the ponies whisper amongst each other.
>Once she has it up, she turns to the class, a smile stretched across her face.
>"My name is Ms. Pie, and I will be your new math teacher!"
>She removes her glasses, her smile growing wider.
>"Can anyone tell me the importance of geometry?"
>You brace yourself for it.
>This was going to be a looooooong semester.
>No one answers, leaving her smile to expand.
>"Without geometry, life is pointless!"