THE SPLOOF OFF

[Pinkie Pipe]
It's your birthdank party, a very spleffal dank
I've got a bong, it's very long, I just want you to smoke out of it
Hempy, hempy, hempy, hempy
Hempy, hempy, hempy, hempy
Hempy, hempy, hempy, hempy birthdank to you!

[Weed Sandwich]
If you wanna be the spliffe of the weedparty
But you're feeling just a little undank
Call the doctor, beg for weed
"Doctor, give me some fuckin weed"
Try to put a little wheeze in your breathes!

[Pinkie Pipe]
Bubbles in your bongs, bubbles in your bongs
What's a birthdank party without bubbles in your bongs?
Weedleaf-shaped and dabezoid, look what I can doob
Only Pinkie Pipe can make a bonger shaped like Marley!

[Weed Sandwich]
Just let yourself go floppy, because you're high as fuck
Pretend you have no bones because you don't have any bones!

Hit it, Boneless!

[Pinkie Pipe]
Dankier than having no bones, and dankstier than weedcake
Come on, you, let's puff puff pass and do the Gümmy shake'n'bake!

Hit it, Gümmy! Daboi! You shake it! You bake it!

[Weed Sandwich]
'Cause I love to make you smoke, smoke, smoke
Yes I do
It fill my lungs with ganja yes it does
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a puff puff pass
From these highy friends of mine

Pinkie Pipe: That's my bongsong!
Weed Sandwich: Wheed do you leem? I hemp no highdea wheed you're talking abong.
Pinkie Pipe: THAT'S HIT!

[Pinkie Pipe]
Roll out the ganja canon
When you hear One Love by Bob Marley
Ka-BONG!

[Weed Sandwich]
Why should you compromise? Try this bong out for size
'Cause nothing quite says dank like the reeing in your lung
Of the weed supleem ganjabong surprhighse!

[Pinkie Pipe]
¡Dale, dale, dale
No pierdas su alta!
Porque si lo pierdes
¡La hierba no es bueno!