forced to shorten my name by the Illuminatti

The Totally suckiest player ever at this App that has an extra chromosome and has a mobsters players revenge name that is kind of long but not as long as some others or maybe it is? and I should shorten it a little bit or just change it back to App Master. (WELL I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

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