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  1. Bothersaw: The ferocious, hate filled, and ignorant Bothersaw representing the triple K clan is a hardened warrior. His body was mutilated by a ruthless gang of satyr Americans muggers, also known as “Mexicans”. Bothersaw was left severely injured after the incident, but had now become even more fueled by hate and racism. The triple K clan stole a plan from an ancient but inferior race obsessed with robots known as the Asians. Using their schematic, they turned Bothersaw into a living embodiment of hate harnessed as a powerful weapon to “keep the man down”. Bothersaw unleashes his fury sundering foes with his cartoonishly high pitched squeaky voice. Bothersaw is now half human, half robot, but alllll racist.
  2. [2:04:07 AM] Trevor Workman: Shackles of time: Bothersaw shifts time to a point where slavery was accepted and cool, tethering his opponents with chains weighted with ignorance and making them helpless tango pickers for 3 seconds (10 if the opponent is dark skinned)
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  4. Counter welfare: Fed up with paying for inferior races laziness, Bothersaw leads a revolution against hand outs and unemployment, all players on the opposing team lose gold equal to the amount they started with. (This ability will always critically hit Jews)
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  6. Blades of book burning: Bothersaw launches fiery spinning blades that Burn any literature that condones equal opportunity and or equality for inferior races. Can be used to preemptively cut down trees before they could make into more libel. Useful for tracking down run aways of the holocaust and or unjustified freed slaves.
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  8. Blind Hate: Bothersaw is fed up with the darkness corrupting the Arian utopia he desires. He launches an intense beam that obliterates any none white males with pure-bred damage while sacrificing massive amounts of his time and health in the process.
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