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<kaiser> You stand in the middle of your clearing, the sky is blue, the birds are singing and OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ANNOYING SOUND
<kaiser> you hear the loud noise of machinery in the distance
<Jaczac> "what the fuck"
<kaiser> roll for perception
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> Jaczac rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
<kaiser> You walk around to try to identify the source of the noise
<kaiser> you hit yourself with a tree
<Jaczac> "fuck"
* Knives (uid77318@2604:8300:100:200b:6667:4:1:2e06) has joined
<kaiser> as you are looking up after the impact you see ferretdad perk up in your vision
<kaiser> "got a little problem there KNIVES?"
<Knives> "man this tree just got in the way"
<Knives> "the fuck is all that machine sounds about"
<kaiser> "i don't know this doesnt happen like ever"
<kaiser> you feel the rumbling getting closer
<kaiser> your laptop bleeps as it yells "KNIVES YOU GOT EMAIL"
<Knives> "whats even- ugh."
<Knives> i check the email
<kaiser> http://pastebin.com/pUDfcSTg
<Knives> "well, im gonna go STAB them."
<Knives> i walk in the direction of the machine noise
<kaiser> Roll for not hitting the tree again
<Knives> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
<kaiser> congratulations!
<Knives> also i go stealthily
<kaiser> You bold your way through the forest as the noise keeps getting louder and louder as suddenly a tree breaks right in front of you! You see a bulldozer right behind the falling tree
<kaiser> Roll to dodge the falling tree
<Knives> !roll 1d20 theres a mod
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20 theres a mod --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
<Knives> lemme find it
<Knives> its acrobatics right?
<Knives> then +4
<kaiser> yeah
<Knives> k
<Knives> 12
<kaiser> You barely manage yo jump above the tree as it falls right in front of you!
<kaiser> You see a laughing cerulean blood in the bulldozer
<Knives> I jump on him and stab him repeatedly.
<kaiser> roll for attacking
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+2 AC
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+2 AC --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
<kaiser> welp
<Knives> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
<kaiser> As you jump in his face you hear a loud scream of terror
<kaiser> roll for damage
<kaiser> jump on*
<Knives> !roll 1d6+4
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d6+4 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{9}
<Knives> (8, i messed up)
<kaiser> roll again
<kaiser> !roll 1d8
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{7}
<Knives> !roll 1d6+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
<kaiser> oooh it was the mod
<kaiser> heh
<kaiser> let's leave it at 8
<Knives> k
<kaiser> As the troll receives the blows he jerks the levers in the cabin making the bulldozer spin!
<kaiser> Roll for remaining in the cabbin (CON)
<Knives> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
<Knives> ugh
<kaiser> You get flung all the way across and hit a tree with your back!
<kaiser> !roll 1d4 damage
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d4 damage --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
<Knives> I slip behind the tree and stealth.
<kaiser> Roll for stealth
<Knives> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
<Knives> god
<kaiser> The bulldozer troll sees you and moves forward to crush you with the tree!
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
<Knives> acro now?
<kaiser> roll with acrobatics
<Knives> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
<Knives> ok
<kaiser> As the tree falls you grab off one one the branches and manage to climb on the front of the machine!
<kaiser> The bulldozer troll uses the claxon
<Knives> i stab the guy again
<Knives> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
<kaiser> You jump back into the cabin and try to stab him but as you break the window you get moved
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+2 AC
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+2 AC --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
<kaiser> however as you go through the glass you manage to land a few slashes!
<Knives> !roll 1d6+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
<kaiser> You manage to make a good slash in the fucker's nose!
<kaiser> The troll now tries to kick you out with his leg!
<kaiser> !roll 1d20-1 for minor inconvenience
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20-1 for minor inconvenience --> [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
<Knives> lel
<kaiser> But you get out before and he gets his leg stuck in the broken glass!
<Knives> I slit his throat, attempting to coup de grace.
<kaiser> In pain he accidentally presses the gas pedal, you are now moving!
<kaiser> Roll for acrobatics
<Knives> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
<kaiser> Moving his arms around he manages to stop you from getting his last breath, but takes damage
<kaiser> use a -4 to damage
<Knives> !roll 1d6-1
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d6-1 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{3}
<kaiser> Still in pain he tries to punch you in the face!
<kaiser> Roll 1d20-1
<kaiser> !Roll 1d20-1
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
<Knives> my ac is 13
<kaiser> what
<kaiser> how
<Knives> oliveblood man
<Knives> helluva drug
<kaiser> You manage to move to the side avoiding his blow!
<kaiser> Roll to not fall as the machine moves! (acro)
<Knives> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
<kaiser> But the speed is too much and you slip to the side!
<kaiser> roll 1d20 to grab the window as you fall
<Knives> !roll 1d20+3 dex?
<Tyche[Dice]> Knives rolled : 1d20+3 dex? --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
<kaiser> just 1d20
<Knives> 12 then
<kaiser> As you move to the side you manage to grab the open window with your left arm!
<kaiser> You are now feeling the full force of moving really fast
<Knives> i pull myself back in and stab him
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<kaiser> As he is in severe pain and jerks back!
<kaiser> You manage to fully climb back onto the cabin
<kaiser> !roll 1d2
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
<kaiser> And the bulldozer crashes with a rock!
<Jaczach> "shit
<kaiser> You tow get shaken inside the cabin of the bulldozer
<kaiser> The driver tries to kick you in the face
<kaiser> !roll 1d20-2
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{17}
<kaiser> what was your ac?
<Jaczach> 13
<kaiser> The troll manages to get a good hit right  between your eyes!
<kaiser> !roll 1d6
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
<Jaczach> I shout in pain and stab him exactly where he hit me.
<Jaczach> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Jaczach rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
<Jaczach> !roll 1d6+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Jaczach rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
<kaiser> You manage to jump in and place the knife right between his eyes!
<kaiser> A blue coloured fountain forms just like in your Eastern animations!
<Jaczach> While its still in him, I stomp on the end of the handle.
<kaiser> fucking brutal
<Jaczach> its a trench knife
<Jaczach> dont worry, it wont break
<kaiser> ah ok
<kaiser> got worried for a second
<Jaczach> i wouild never use a nice knife for this
<kaiser> You see the lifeless expression of fear in the troll's face
<Jaczach> I still stomp.
<Jaczach> The asshole tried to chop down some of the forest.
<kaiser> that shall forever remain. Or until the worms get him
<Jaczach> I loot him.
<kaiser> You stomp in the knife, well if he wasn't dead he's dead now
<kaiser> you find the following:
<Jaczach> Oooh, actually I get out a saw and claim his horns.
<kaiser> er ok
<kaiser> you find the following:
<kaiser> * Horns
<kaiser> * Bloody clothes
<kaiser> * Ærtra woods inc. Employee card
<kaiser> * 2 )(IC bucks
<kaiser> you also gain 10 xp!
<Jaczach> Nice.
<kaiser> You are now inside the cabin, or what remains of the bulldozer
<Jaczach> I take the horns, clothes and money.
<Jaczach> Is it still operable?
<kaiser> the bulldozer has stopped, the crash appears to not have broken the engine but the shovel isn't operable anymore
<Jaczach> Alright then.
<Jaczach> I examine the card.
<kaiser> You see a picture of the dead troll, his name which was "Otto potto"  and his employee ID, it also has an address and phone which belongs to the lumber company
<Jaczach> I call the lumber company.
<kaiser> You hear an old woman's voice "Hello, Ærtra woods inc. what can I help you with"
<Jaczach> "yes, what is your [name of forest] location's address?"
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<kaiser> "The closest operation's office is currently closed due to a nearby revolt, we are sorry for, here I'll communicate you with PR"
<kaiser> before you can say anything you hear elevator music
<Jaczach> i throw his phone away and listen for more noise
<kaiser> You hear a loud CLAC CLAC
<kaiser> you think it's the falling phone
<kaiser> roll for perception
<Jaczach> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> Jaczach rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
<kaiser> You hear a loud noise of people yelling and screaming coming from the east
<Jaczach> I drive that way, and keep the card.
<kaiser> you take a moment and realise it has to be quite the group as you think there are at least 40 people
<kaiser> You start driving your bulldozer right in the direction of the noise
<kaiser> eventually you reach onto what you'd call a battlefield as there are plenty of uniformed people fighting what you'd call hippies
<Jaczach> i ram over some of the uniformed people.
<Jaczach> its still a giant car
<kaiser> !roll 1d5 for ran over people
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d5 for ran over people --> [ 1d5=4 ]{4}
<kaiser> You see 4 uniformed trolls being flung at the sides of your bulldozer
* Kaynis_Aryand ([email protected]) has joined
* Kaynis_Aryand is now known as Kaynis
<Kaynis> hello
<Kaynis> its me
<kaiser> One of the uniformed guys pulls out a gun and fires at you KNIVES
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
<Jaczach> I throw a knife at him, then take a bit more cover
<Jaczach> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> Jaczach rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
<kaiser> but the three shots manage to hit off bits of glass
<Kaynis> Where am I?
<kaiser> As you throw your knife you jump off the bulldozer as it continues out of control running over the gunner
<kaiser> Kaynis roll for dodging the bloody bulldozer
<kaiser> the gunner was one of the guys you were fighting
<Kaynis> Thats acrobatics?
<kaiser> yes
<Kaynis> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
<Kaynis> fuck im dead.
<kaiser> ouch
<kaiser> how much hp did you have?
<Kaynis> 5/17
<Jaczach> did i just PK?
<Jaczach> yeah, i did
<Jaczach> shit
<kaiser> do a saving throw
<Kaynis> ((You know why, cuz you gave me three guys and one turn))
<kaiser> actually no
* You are now known as K-N-I-V-E-S
<kaiser> !roll 1d20 for the gunner to move the bulldozer
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20 for the gunner to move the bulldozer --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
<kaiser> As the bulldozer hits the gunner it spins out of control! hitting a tree!
<kaiser> KNIVES you are now standing in the battlefield
<Kaynis> What about the other guys.
<Kaynis> The THREE guys you sent.
<kaiser> I'm getting on that geesh
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I pounce on a guy.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> Then end turn
<kaiser> You see the marks left on the ground from the bulldozer, you see a highblood about to hit a protester with a club!
<kaiser> roll acrobatics
<kaiser> also you two know each other?
<K-N-I-V-E-S> no
<kaiser> ok
<Kaynis> Yes.
<kaiser> conflict!
* kaiser explodes
<Kaynis> We are in a flarp team.
<Kaynis> I saw YOU with Lumona
<Kaynis> and gave you cookies
<Kaynis> COOKIES
<kaiser> yeah I meant know as in know know
<K-N-I-V-E-S> ((ohh, right oyu, oops))
<Kaynis> It was hinted we have talked know each other.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "oh hey"
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "you look familiar"
<Kaynis> "Cookies man, mothherfucking cookies."
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "right, yeah"
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "sorry for almost running you over"
<kaiser> you still have to roll to pounce on the highblood
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "fuck this guy"
<kaiser> damn
<Kaynis> I call for griffinmom ((a long time ago)).
<kaiser> You jump onto the air as the highblood is trying to hit the troll with the staff, you manage to, as you fall, to grab him from the horns and spin in the air as you throw him across the battlezone!
<kaiser> You see a griffin lusus flying on the sky knives
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "get fucked you dumb bastard"
<kaiser> !roll 1d20 for griffinmom to land on someone
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20 for griffinmom to land on someone --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
<Kaynis> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
<Kaynis> sigh.
<kaiser> She lands on the ground normally, but the wind manages to push you over and you fall down!
<kaiser> Your face is now covered in mud
<Kaynis> ((I have had 10 rolls that were less than 10))
<Kaynis> I swipe away the mud from my face. It's no big deal.
<kaiser> ((luck's a bitch sometimes)
<kaiser> Griffinmom roars to scare away the other trolls
<kaiser> !roll 1d20 performance
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20 performance --> [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "im gonna go stab some other dude aight?"
<Kaynis> I try to find the leader.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I pounce on the nearest uniformed guy.
<kaiser> roll for perception
<Kaynis> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
<kaiser> roll for acrobatics
<kaiser> damn
<Kaynis> fmothereffin finally
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
<K-N-I-V-E-S> balance, in all things
<kaiser> You take a look and manage to spot out a troll in the back using a shellphone on a fancy suit
<kaiser> You jump on a uniformed worker but he manages to stop you from hitting him by using the arcane tactic of moving to the side
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "shit."
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I just stab him.
<kaiser> Kaynis you are right next to griffinmom, knives is in front of a worker close to you, and the highblood in fancy suit is further from knvies
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+1 AC
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+1 AC --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
<kaiser> You quickly move forward with your knife in hand and push it down his belly!
<kaiser> roll for damage
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d6+3
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
<kaiser> The uniformed troll in anger tries to headbutt you!
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
<kaiser> OH
<Kaynis> I spit on the floor and do a quick upper cut on the uniformed troll.
<Kaynis> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
<Kaynis> fuck.
<kaiser> And as he moves down he manages to grab you by the head as he hits you with his forehead which by they way is fucking HUGE like bloody code lyoko huge!
<kaiser> You take 9 damage and fall to the ground
<K-N-I-V-E-S> > code lyoko ' 10/10
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I look at Kaynis almost dying.
<kaiser> You manage to connect right under his chin
<K-N-I-V-E-S> Am I hidden from the sunglasses guy?
<Kaynis> !roll 2d10
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 2d10 --> [ 2d10=13 ]{13}
<kaiser> you see that the troll with the suit is in the back distracted on a call
<Kaynis> "Whhat"
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I flawless ambush him.
<kaiser> The headbutter gets flung up as you punch him and falls flat on his back knocked out
<kaiser> roll for stealth
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+1 perception
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+1 perception --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
<kaiser> Even though he is in an important call he manages to catch sight of you!
<kaiser> He gives you the "fuck off" eyes
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I still pounce athim and stab him for his insolence.
<kaiser> Roll for acrobatics
<Kaynis> I fancily crack my neck and use my bo staff to jump behind him.
<kaiser> same
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
<Kaynis> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
<kaiser> As Knives jumps on him he uses his arms to push him to the side getting out of the pounce but as he does so Kaynis manages to slither behind him!
<kaiser> Knives you are at his side in his line of sight, Kaynis you are right in his back
<Kaynis> Combat advantage yas
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I attempt to grapple him.
<kaiser> it's not your turn
<kaiser> he moves forward and kicks you!
<K-N-I-V-E-S> aw
<kaiser> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
<kaiser> (again what was your AC?)
<kaiser> (I should keep that in a note)
<K-N-I-V-E-S> 13
<kaiser> He manages to kick you with his leg! What a twist!
<kaiser> !roll 1d4
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
<kaiser> But it lands in your knee!
<kaiser> Who would tell that the knee was your strong point
<kaiser> good thing you'll never get shot there
<Kaynis> I give him two punches.
<Kaynis> !roll 2#1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 2#1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}, [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
<Kaynis> !roll 2#1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 2#1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}, [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
<kaiser> did you all just see that?
<Kaynis> Which stuns for two turns??
<kaiser> two rolls in a row the same?
<K-N-I-V-E-S> wow
<Kaynis> ((Someone is doing hax to me))
<Kaynis> !roll 2#1d10 plus stuns effect
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 2#1d10 plus stuns effect --> [ 1d10=4 ]{4}, [ 1d10=8 ]{8}
<kaiser> As you punch him you manage to connect the first right in his liver as he gets shocked and cannot move! but he is able to block the second hit with his leg
<Kaynis> Or was that only for 19 and 20?
<kaiser> oh wait yeah
<kaiser> it was 19
<kaiser> thanks
<kaiser> haha
<Kaynis> !roll 2#2d10
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 2#2d10 --> [ 2d10=16 ]{16}, [ 2d10=13 ]{13}
<kaiser> Yeah just ones connects then
<Kaynis> how? Its combat advantage turn
<kaiser> all this rerolling
<kaiser> oh yeah
<kaiser> that
<kaiser> You manage to plop two solid punches right in the son of a bitch's sides
<kaiser> his sides will never be the same
<kaiser> roll for damage
<Kaynis> That was the roll, 16 and 13
<kaiser> oh
<kaiser> hehe
<kaiser> You see as his face turns purple with pain
<kaiser> he falls knees to the ground as he jerks his arm
<kaiser> Knives it's your turn
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I stab him twice, with both my actions.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
<kaiser> As the highblood jerks his arm you see a fork come out of his sleeve!
<kaiser> !Roll 1d20-1 to catch a knife
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20-1 to catch a knife --> [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
<kaiser> welp
<kaiser> As he moves his fork forward you move to the side and place a solid stab right in his elbow followed by a hit in his chest!
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d6+3
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{6}
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d6
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
<kaiser> As he receives the two blows he falls down to the ground, bleeding
<Kaynis> I check for money.
<kaiser> !roll 1d20 for last action trying to kick you
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20 for last action trying to kick you --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
<kaiser> but he doesn't move
<Kaynis> Monay?
<kaiser> You find his wallet, he has 400 )(IC bucks
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I coup de grace.
<kaiser> it also has a rather fancy photo of himself
<Kaynis> I give 100 to Knives.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "thanks"
<kaiser> sharing is caring
<Kaynis> You punch him in the face too. Lusii are cool, trying to destroy the forest is not cool
<Kaynis> !roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
<kaiser> !roll 1d0 to dodge
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d0 to dodge --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
<kaiser> he doesn't
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "fun stuff"
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "gonna go stab some more people, maybe steal some machinery"
<kaiser> You also find that he has a pocket watch in his suit
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "oh wait, lemme take his horns for a sec"
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I saw off his horns
<Kaynis> !roll 2d10
<Tyche[Dice]> Kaynis rolled : 2d10 --> [ 2d10=10 ]{10}
<kaiser> You get two horns
<K-N-I-V-E-S> What do they look like?
<kaiser> whatcha rolled for?
<Kaynis> Did it kill him?
<kaiser> yeah he was dead
<kaiser> or in agony rather but close enough
<Kaynis> I take the watch too.
<kaiser> They look like two nails comming out of his head
<kaiser> You have a pocket watch!
<kaiser> It's 4:30
<kaiser> you find a picture of a squid labeled "mom"
<kaiser> inside the pocket watch
<Kaynis> I whisper
<Kaynis> "Don;t worry, he didn't deserve you."
<Kaynis> ((Kaynis is super weird what the fuck))
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "okaaay"
<kaiser> ((you are in front of a dude who just sawed off his horns))
<K-N-I-V-E-S> !roll 1d20 perception to find other machinery to steal
<Tyche[Dice]> K-N-I-V-E-S rolled : 1d20 perception to find other machinery to steal --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
<kaiser> also by displaying the horns around you demoralise the other trolls aka -2 to defence rolls
<Kaynis> I don't really care about what Knives decides to do, its a free country.
<kaiser> You find a backhoe
<kaiser> as free as )(IC wishes it to be
<K-N-I-V-E-S> i run some people over
<kaiser> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> kaiser rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
<Kaynis> I scream at Knives not to hurt the people defending the forest.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "i know, just the uniformed dumbasses"
<kaiser> You manage to surprise a few of the workers flying them around
<kaiser> you two get 40xp
<Kaynis> "K cool"
<kaiser> You watch as knives is running around with his lent backhoe spinning around
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "Nice."
<kaiser> Griffinmom gets closer to you
<K-N-I-V-E-S> ((her))
<K-N-I-V-E-S> ((lel))
<Kaynis> O:
<kaiser> ((welp, at least I didn't get confused later))
<kaiser> ((we don't want another faerzen))
<Kaynis> You mount griffinmom and you fly around the area for any person that hates forests and lusii.
<kaiser> ((if we weren't captain planet before we sure are now))
<K-N-I-V-E-S> is captain planet homicidal and obsessed with knives
<kaiser> kind of?
<kaiser> at least captain alternia
<K-N-I-V-E-S> fair
<Kaynis> Are we still ic
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "hey, this was fun."
<K-N-I-V-E-S> "cant wait to do more flarp stuff in the future"
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I drive my backhoe into the sunset.
<Kaynis> "......"
<kaiser> ((I want that as my wallpaper))
<Kaynis> I appreciate the view.
<kaiser> You see a crazy ass troll with a mission, riding away majestically
<kaiser> but not as majestically as griffinmom
<Kaynis> I pat griffinmom
<kaiser> Knives, you now have: * A backhoe
<kaiser> griffinmom purrs
<K-N-I-V-E-S> Kickass.
<kaiser> knives, where are you going? becuase we continue there
<K-N-I-V-E-S> I dunno
<K-N-I-V-E-S> a sunny clearing for me to chill in.
<K-N-I-V-E-S> ((can I say i have like 10+ other sets of horns from my previous kills?))
<K-N-I-V-E-S> Also, what were the ceruleanblood's horns
<kaiser> yes you do
<kaiser> the cerulean blood's horns look like spinning corckscrews
<Kaynis> I return home then.
* Kaynis ([email protected]) has left
<kaiser> also here we leave off
<K-N-I-V-E-S> k
<kaiser> btw you pastebin?
<kaiser> my client cut at like the middle
<K-N-I-V-E-S> kk
<kaiser> I really should make the bot log