(RGiE) Dolls, short

>You stare at the painfully pink box in front of you before proceeding to look behind it and give Twilight Sparkle a confused stare
"For the love of all that is good, please tell me why I am holding a box with dolls of your brother and his wife?"
>"Well, the Crystal Kingdom, having just come back into Equestria, does not have the current bit economy that we do, they used to use crystals as currency."
>"So it was decided, to drum up some extra bits for the kingdom while they work on bringing in business that these would be released, aren't they cute?"
>You shake your head as you look back to the box, it looks like something you'd see in a toy store and walked past that one aisle that was too pink for its' own good
>There was a tiny hole with a 'try me' arrow for both Shining and Cadence, huh that brings up memories
>Pushing the one for the stallion you hear his comical voice come from the tiny doll
>"I may like Corndogs, but I love my strong and beautiful wife more."
>hmm that is not unlike him, nodding you press again
>"My preferred hobbies are cooking, cleaning, guarding, corndogs and Cadence! She counts as a hobby right?"
>Getting a weird vibe out of this one, one more wouldn't hurt right?
>"When I am not busy I go down to the salon with all of my stallion friends and we all gossip about the littles things in life, teehee."
>Did that fucking thing just 'teehee' at you? Twilight sees the disgusted look on your face but just smiles
>"It's just for kids Anon, now try Cadence, I love her lines the best!"
>Slowly you edge your finger towards her, only now noticing that Shining's button was his cutie mark while Cadence's is on her side
>"Sunshine, Sunshine, ladybugs awake!"
>Okay you know this one, you've heard Twilight singing it whenever she recieves a lettter from Cadence, inwardly groaning you press again
>"I may be a Princess, but I am also a doctor, vet, racecart driver, pilot, iron chef, business mare and a professional foal sitter, you know, normal mare things."
>Uh huh, NORMAL mare things, you can tell you are sarcastic with this as you mentally finger quote that
>Which is a little weird to do, oh well, the number of professions that mare supposedly has is even weirder
>Well, you gave Shining three pokes, now time for the magical third poke for Cadence doll
>"I'm so happy to have my husband Shining Armour, he's so much better looking than all those other stallions."
>Nothing about love from the Princess of Love? Just his looks?
>Okay then
>You peek over the box to see Twilight literally shaking with joy in front of you
>With a heavy sigh you place the box down and stare into Twilight's eyes
>"Well? I think all the fillies will love it! They even got Cadence and Shining to voice them too!"
"Twilight you know me, or at least I think you do. I hail from a world far across the stars, or at least from between the cracks of time or the universe, and have been stuck here for three months. Now during that time I have managed to get to know you, understand your mannerisms, the way you think and such. However I am not sure if the same could be said in the reverse."
>"Huh? What does this have to do with the do-"
>You bring a finger up to her mouth to shush her before you continue. She glares at the sudden interruption but you take her silence as a good sign
"I have seen many things, strange things that could seem very alien or horrifying to you. And this?"
>You point down to the dolls and smile
"That, is just stupid, plain and simple. And not the good kind of stupid like Derpy, you know the kind that doesn't make you hate it."
>Done with your little review you sit down and with a smug grin prepare to listen to Twilight's rant

>Outside Twilight's window, in the shadows lurks a certain mare who is breathing heavily and staring at you with a predatory gleam in her eyes
>"Oh yeah, you act smug now but one day you'll discover your place, you just need somepony to show you a little love first."