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Fluffyshy's Lovin 1

Dec 22nd, 2012
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  1. > Day ohgodwhy in Equestria
  2. > Wake up, shit, shower, shave
  3. > Hear Fluttershy knocking on your door
  4. > You open it expecting the worst but you just see a basket filled with what seems like a fluffy version of her with a card attached to the handle
  5. > Picking up the card, you read it
  6. "Dear Anon, I'm going away for a while and to help remind you of my love, I've given you a Fluffy P0ny. Love Fluttershy."
  7. > Looking down at it, the thing stares back at you
  8. > "Yu Fwuffy new daddeh?"
  9. > Jesus, it's adorable
  10. "Yes I am, what's your name?"
  11. > "Fwuffy name iz Fwuffyshy! Fwuffyshy wuv new daddeh!"
  12. > Your heart instantly melts and you take the thing in
  13. > You let her walk around the house, teaching her what not to touch, what to eat, what to drink, the usual pet stuff
  14. > Soon you make a small area lined with newspapers and told her to go poo and piss there
  15. > "Daddeh so smawt, Fwuffyshy wan to grow up to be smawt as daddeh!"
  16. > You smile and pet her
  17. > She laughs and hug your leg
  18. > Lifting her up, you kiss her and she moves her head so that you'll kiss her lips to lips
  19. > After that you put her down
  20. > "Fwuffyshy wan pway wit daddeh!"
  21. "Sure Fwuffyshy, whatever you want."
  22. > The both of you went outside and played in the grass, playing catch and playing tag
  23. > Finally you both lay down on the grass, you hear Fwuffyshy's stomach rumbling
  24. "You hungry Fwuffyshy?"
  25. > "Fwuffyshy wan sketties!"
  26. "Sketties? You mean spaghetti?"
  27. > "Sketties! Sketties! Fwuffyshy wan sketties!" Fluffyshy says as she flitters about
  28. "Alright" You pick her up and went back inside "Just wait and I'll make you some spaghetti."
  29. > Fwuffyshy started to dance in place singing to sketties and huggies
  30. > When you were done, you walked into your living room holding a plate full of spaghetti
  31. "Alright, who wan-" You drop the plate as you saw the ruins of your living room
  32. > Somehow, the damn thing ripped aparts your curtains, broke your tv and couch, and worst of all, she took a shit on your arm chair
  33. > Fwuffyshy emerged from the wreckage and made a beeline for the dropped spaghetti
  34. > You pick her up before she even had a chance to eat it
  35. "What the fuck happened?!? HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS?"
  36. > Fwuffyshy cringed when you yelled
  37. > "Fwuffyshy made no mesh daddeh, Fwuffyshy pwayed!"
  38. "Don't give me that, didn't I tell you not to fucking break anything? NO DINNER FOR TONIGHT!" You yelled as you threw Fwuffyshy into a padded box
  39. > You began to clean the mess but you hear Fwuffyshy crying and screaming
  40. > "FWUFFYSHY NO MEAN MAKE DADDEH ANGWY! FOWGIV FWUFFYSHY, FWUFFYSHY SOWWY! FWUFFYSHY SOWWY! FWUFFSHY BAD FWUFFY, FWUFFSHY BAD FWUFFY, DON WEAVE FWUFFYSHY! FWUFFYSHY WUV DADDEH!"
  41. > You ignore her and continue to pull pieces of the broken sofa outside
  42. > After you were finished with the couch, you began taking down the curtains and hauling the remains of your tv outside along with the couch
  43. > Finally, you grabbed the shit stain chair cushion and removed the covering and threw it out
  44. > Sighing, you went to check on Fwuffyshy
  45. > She's fast asleep muttering about how you're a meanie
  46. > Fucking Fluffyshy
  47. > You grab a quick bite then brush your teeth and go to bed
  48.  
  49. Fwuffshy
  50. > You don't know why daddy is so mean to you
  51. > As you sleep, you dream about spaghetti, daddy, and mommy
  52. > Mommy seems different though, her eyes are different from usual
  53. > You fly up to mommy
  54. "Mommy! Fwuffyshy miss mommy!"
  55. > "I know dear, how are things with daddy?"
  56. "Daddeh is smawt, an fun! Bu Daddeh got angwy since Fwuffyshy made bad poopies. Now Daddeh hates Fwuffyshy." You said as you lower your ears
  57. > Mommy pets you and continues to smile
  58. > "It's just that you didn't show how much you love him."
  59. "How Fwuffshy show him?"
  60. > She smiles and leans close to you whispering
  61. > You felt your no no place get warm and wet, but you didn't go pee
  62. > "Honey, it's time to wake up. Go show daddy your love."
  63. > You open your eyes
  64. > It's time to show daddy how much you love him
  65. > You look at your box and began to tackle the walls, something in your mind telling you how and giving you strength
  66. > Finally the box flips onto it's side and you land with a large pomf =3
  67. > You cry but you ignore the searing pain on your side and continued on your journey to Daddy's bed
  68. > As you climb the stairs, you feel your small legs burning from the intense workout from climbing three steps
  69. > You nearly collapse but the image of mommy in your head strengthens you
  70. > After seven grueling minutes of climbing thirteen more stairs, you managed to get to daddy's room and now you stand on top of daddy while he sleeps
  71. > Walking to his face, you smile and begin to show him your love
  72. > You begin to kiss him, your no no place burning and wet
  73. "Fwuffshy wuv daddeh!"
  74. > You position your no no area over his face
  75. "Fwuffyshy gon wuin dat ass! Wuin it!"
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