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- Kamumiya -【Breaking News】I am Her and She is Me – Touhou Project
- p.1
- 【Breaking News】
- I am Her and She is Me
- p.2
- Gensoukyo
- Someday, someplace
- These two are bickering vigorously today as well.
- You’re still going on with that?
- Why won’t you understand?
- p.3
- It’s not that I don’t understand.
- I just don’t see why I should comply with it.
- I’ll take my leave now.
- Ah. Please wait a minu-
- -t-…
- Huh?
- p.4
- Owowooooow…
- Honestly! What are you doing!?
- I’m sorry…
- Huh?
- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
- p.5
- W-W-W-W-W-Why…?
- What’s happening…!?
- It seems like our mind and body are switched.
- Miko
- Hijiri
- 【Breaking News】I am Her and She is Me
- I-I can’t believe this.
- To think that such thing is…
- I don’t want to believe it either, but that’s what happening to us now so we there’s no use denying it.
- p.6
- Seriously… You’ve pulled me into quite a mess.
- …Hijiri?
- Girl is in confusion
- (This is bad! It’s a disaster! What will happen if everyone find out about this… I need to find a way to fix this as soon as possible. If we continue on like this then we have to live each other’s life, but how can we do that? I don’t know if I can handle living with those Taoists, and Miss Miko can’t possibly get along with the disciples in the temple. And more importantly, how am I going to explain this to everyone… AAGH! I can’t think of a way out! Why is such thing happening to me!? This is so misfortunate… But this is no time for that! Anyway, I have to find a way to return us to normal no matter what!)
- (Since it’s come to this!)
- MISS MIKO!
- I’M SORRY!
- p.7
- kkkhhhh~~~!
- ARE YOU STUPID!?
- (What are you thinking!?)
- Sorryyyy.
- I thought if we redo the same thing then we might return to normal…
- No way that would…
- p.8
- Well, we have no other choice now, do we?
- (Uuuu…)
- Since we have no idea how to fix this, worrying about it here won’t change anything.
- For the time being, let’s just see how it goes.
- If it gets out of hand, then we’ll try asking help from someone who might know about it.
- Alright…
- Until then, we have no choice but to keep it secret from our followers.
- (YA WANNA PICK A FIGHT!?)
- Y-You’re right…
- p.9
- Divine Spirit Mausoleum
- Crown Prince. Today we’re going to practice the Art of Tao Yin.
- Let’s begin right away.
- Y-Yes, let’s begin.
- (Thank goodness today isn’t alchemy practice…)
- p.10
- (Miss Miko, what should I do…?)
- (Take off your headphones.)
- (?)
- Crown Prince!?
- Is something the matter!?
- N-Nothing.
- (She’s doing it wrong…)
- p.11
- (WROOONG! TAKE.OFF.YOUR.HEADPHONES!)
- (Is it like this?)
- (She finally got it.)
- (This is… Miss Miko’s voice.)
- (I’ll teach you how to do Tao Yin so just follow my instructions.)
- (The ability to read desires can also be used like this, huh.)
- p.12
- (First you turn on that radio over there.)
- (Then you move your body according to the sound.)
- (Huh? Isn’t this music…)
- Arm Exercise ♪
- (This is Radio Calisthenics!!)
- Three
- Two
- One
- <Of course, real Tao Yin is not Radio Calisthenics>
- Yep, that’s the stuff.
- (Are they really okay with this!?)
- p.13
- Myouren Temple {Though he used the wrong kanji for the first one}
- …
- (She’s chanting the sutra normally.)
- (Oh, right…)
- (She was one of the originator who spread Buddhism in Japan.)
- p.14
- (Then I guess there’s nothing to worry about.)
- Sister, thank you for the hard work.
- Yes, thank you.
- Well then, I’ll leave it to you to prepare dinner.
- HUH?
- “Huh?” Could it be that you forgot?
- Today’s your turn to make dinner, Sister.
- …Hijiri.
- p.15
- You cannot cook!?
- Actually, yeah…
- So there’s such a flaw…
- Hmm, if that’s the case… this is quite troublesome.
- Eh?
- You’re not saying that I should make it myself, right!?
- No, I have to make a whole lot, but…
- But…?
- p.16
- Nue often comes to snatch them while I’m making dinner.
- DISCIPLINE HER.
- Then how about this.
- Hmm… I guess we don’t have a choice…
- p.17
- Wh-Why…?
- Why are these people here!?
- You got some nerve saying that after calling us over.
- Now, now. It’s not bad for a change.
- HIJIRIIII!?
- p.18
- Hmph.
- If it wasn’t for the Crown Prince’s order, we wouldn’t even step into such a foul place!
- WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
- H-Hey, watch your words, Futo!
- W-We’ll go and start making dinner now.
- Please stop quarrelling and wait warmly, okay?
- p.19
- (The Crown Prince is going to cook…!?)
- (And with that Priest, of all people!?)
- (Just what is wrong with you, Hijiri…!?)
- *GASP!*
- p.20
- *FAK YU*
- (…!)
- *GO DAI*
- (Something’s definitely up here…!!)
- p.21
- (Huh?)
- (Doesn’t it look like the Crown Prince is doing it better…?)
- (That Hijiri is being taught how to cook…!?)
- Well, let’s carry them out.
- Okay.
- (CRAP!!!)
- p.22
- Dinner’s ready!
- Futo, Tojiko, line up the plates.
- …Huh?
- What was that…?
- AH.
- Actually…
- p.23
- YOUR BODIES ARE SWAPPED!?
- That’s right…
- I can’t believe it… How did it happen!?
- Well, I tumbled and we bumped our heads, so…
- HEY! DON’T YOU DARE LAUGH!
- GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- p.24
- Is there no way to return you to normal?
- If we know that, then we won’t be having such a hard time now…
- We’re thinking on meeting the doctor of Eientei tomorrow.
- Though I wonder if she knows about this…
- Who knows… But nothing will change unless we try.
- Shall I go send the Tanukis to find someone who might have an idea?
- Hehehe.
- Seems like weird rumors will spread, so please don’t.
- p.25
- Sorry for staying over for the night.
- It’s fine. It’s already late after all.
- In the end, everyone found out about it…
- but it’s not so bad.
- Even if we continue to hide it, I think someone like Mamizou will see through it eventually.
- p.26
- Still… I’m a bit glad things turn out like this.
- Huh?
- I get to listen to the chanting from the originator who spread Buddhism in this land.
- ……
- L-Let’s just sleep!
- Okaaay.
- The Next Day
- p.27
- You’re back to normal!?
- H-How did that happen!?
- Well… By the time we’re awake, we found ourselves back to our own bodies.
- Is that so~
- What a relief~
- I wonder what the cause was.
- I wonder… Perhaps it was a message from the Buddha?
- “Make up you two!” or something.
- Crown Prince!?
- More importantly, I am hungry.
- Then let’s have breakfast!
- Oh, can I join you again to prepare them?
- !!??
- Enough with that reaction!
- Afterword
- ------
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