Dampe's Grave, Part 4

<DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<Vincent_Valentine> (Or Vincent)
<DM> *Recap - You entered the prison area and explored some of the cells, finding a Gossip Stone, blowing it up and meeting a Gibdo and a Poe, the soul of a Wizzrobe named Elnmerada that is now following you since you freed her, and the souls of three Gerudos that were once under the command of Garunoff. After Vincent sent them off to the Shadow Re- Lifestream, you heard a few things they said.*
<Red_Enrics> (Nice Yugioh joke.)
<DM> *You now have an army of ghosts... Dampe, Nolyghots, the Darknut's Soul, and Elnmerada's Soul*
* Red_Enrics is still in his Darknut Recruit outfit so that the Darknut recognizes him
<DM> *As you send that last Gerudo to the lifestream, the door you came through to reach the prison cell opens. The steel door scrapes across the floor as Kirran waltzes in. You notice the guard that was originally standing there is gone.*
* Nolyghots yawns
<Kirran> Oh. Hey guys.
* Nolyghots can sometimes sense things from really far away
* Nolyghots senses Green Enrics calling Nolyghots "Nolybitch"....
<DM> (hahahahahah)
* Nolyghots senses Green Enrics is currently drunk.
 <Elnmerada> Who the hell is THAT?! *pointing at Kirran*
<Red_Enrics> Oh right
<Red_Enrics> Say hi, Sheikah guy!
<Kirran> Whoa, when did we pick up another ghost?
<DM> (I dunno, when'd ya pick up your psychotic fairy?)
<Raine> I heard that!
* Raine flies out of Kirran's pack, and flickers about
<Nolyghots> This is Elnmerada, but she likes to be called "bitch" for short.
<Elnmerada> YOU ***** OF A GHOST, I'LL GUT YOUR SOUL! ... when I get my robes back....... grrr.
 <Dampe> Welcome back, Kirran, where have ya been?
<DM> *Dampe notices the fairy flickering next to Kirran.*
 <Dampe> Why hello there, who are you?
* Raine is currently lit in a bright fairie light
<Nolyghots> Ohmygosh! Another flying person!
<Raine> I'm Raine, Mr. ghost. Can I be your friend and--
<Vincent_Valentine> ". . ."
* Raine glows darkly
<Raine> EAT your SOUL?
* Nolyghots pokes Raine
* Raine glows regularly
<Raine> teehee
<Nolyghots> Your so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
* Raine glows darkly
<Raine> Poke at your own risk..
<DM> *You notice Raine switching back and forth between glowing brightly and emanating a veil of shadows around it. Its personality seems to switch when it does that.*
* Raine glows brightly
<Raine> if you bring candy, that's okay.
* Nolyghots pokes Raine several times...do you take change in books? :O
<Raine> Books are great, if they've got pictures...
<Raine> ...of things burning and dying...
<Raine> ...and playing happily in fields.
<Raine> : D
* Nolyghots gives Raine a book...by Garrath...about those things.
<Kirran> So I found out some interesting things while I was out.
<Kirran> I had some questions I needed to find answers about.
<Kirran> For one thing, Rokan's dead. Again.
<Red_Enrics> Called it
<Kirran> Someone else is moving spirits around here, and when I found Rokan, they sent an assassin to kill his body.
<Kirran> It was...unpleasant.
<Raine> But so delicious!!
<Red_Enrics> "delicious"? o.o
<DM> (frigin' bipolar fairies)
<Kirran> I wasn't able to find out who or why though. The assassin was just a mindless darknut armor.
<Kirran> It's possible though, that the Rokan we met at the entrance isn't who he said he was. That remains unclear.
<Kirran> That's all I found.
 <Dampe> Hmm... so that's why we found a Gossip Stone in here.
 <Dampe> Do you think, maybe, the fake is waiting for us at the end?
<Dex> BOSS FIGHT!
<DM> *Dex suddenly wakes up.*
<Kirran> I think it's a possibility.
* Raine hums to herself
<Dex> If you guys are done with the boring blahblahblah we've got a boss to find and kill and loot.
* Nolyghots hums with Raine.
<Raine> blood rain...blood rain...blood for the blood gods...
<DM> (for chaos, anyone?)
<Dex> What's with the fairy?
<Kirran> She's a little unbalanced.
<Raine> With LOVE!
<Nolyghots> ...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
<Nolyghots> ...
<Dex> Alright which way are we going?
<Nolyghots> (Raine...the only person (fairy) who scares Nolyghots...)
<Raine> Heeheehee...
<Raine> >: D
<DM> *There's a door at the end of the prison cells (right after cell C5), on the second floor.*
<Dex> TO THE DOOR!
<Kirran> Have you guys already been over this room?
<Red_Enrics> Huh
<Red_Enrics> I guess not
<DM> *To the right of it is a wall, filling the space between the door and the closest cell to it, D5.*
* Dex opens the door
<DM> *You try to open the door, but it's locked.*
* Dex picks the lock.
<DM> *Roll Wisdom*
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 3, 1, 9, 6, 5, 2, 10, 1, 4, 2, 5, 7, 8, 1, 4 and 1. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
<DM> *The door is unamused as you fail to pick the lock.*
<Kirran> nope.avi
* Dex tries again.
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 7, 9, 4, 4, 10, 3, 9, 1, 5, 5, 10, 7, 3, 2, 1 and 5. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
<Red_Enrics> (I would say amused
 <Dampe> Hmm? It's locked? Well dat shucks.
<DM> *You fail again. The fourth wall cries laughing.*
* Dex can keep this up all day.
* Nolyghots tries to phase through the door. (Roll Wisdom)
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 3, 7, 4, 4, 8, 5, 1, 8, 6, 3, 2, 2, 9, 5 and 4. Total: 88. Successes: 10.
<Nolyghots> *Wisdom?
<DM> (YOU roll Wisdom)
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 5, 3, 9, 1, 10, 9, 9, 6, 9, 6, 4, 4, 3, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 104. Successes: 11.
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 8, 2, 1, 5, 6, 8, 2, 5, 6, 10, 1, 10, 1, 9, 6 and 1. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
* Pain_Phantom swoops through the lock, but only leaves behind a coating of ectoplasmic sludge.
<DM> *This last attempt, you try to pick the lock, but your pick breaks.*
* Kirran goes to check out the cells.
* Dex pulls out his backup picks.
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 5, 6, 3, 2, 2, 5, 6, 6, 10, 7, 2, 8, 3, 5, 6 and 3. Total: 90. Successes: 12.
 <Elnmerada> Hey, you liddle shrimpcakes! Key's in one of da cells.
<Raine> That door looks tasty, lizard man...
<Dex> I GOT THIS!
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 10, 8, 1, 9, 6, 3, 8, 7, 9, 1, 1, 3, 6, 10, 9 and 3. Total: 100. Successes: 13.
<Raine> you should try eating it
* Vincent_Valentine searches Cell D5.
<Raine> or BURN IT DOWN!!
* Dex looks at the key hole.
* Dex looks at Raine.
* Dex wonders if he can put Raine in the key hole.
<DM> *You (Vincent) find a small key in D5.*
* Raine jingles a sound that sounds like deathly bells in an empty void.
<DM> *One of the walls has a small mark of blood on it.*
<DM> *It's the wall adjacent to the blank wall between D5 and the door to the next room.*
* Vincent_Valentine walks over to the door and sticks it into the keyhole.
* Kirran is curious about the blood stain.
* Dex refuses to give in to the DM's plot hook.
<DM> *The keyhole is a bit- oooookay, let's just not go there
<DM> *The lock accepts the small key, and the door clicks and unlocks.*
<Vincent_Valentine> "See how simple that was?"
* Vincent_Valentine opens the door and walks through.
<DM> *Fyi Dex.... you needed 15 successes to pick the door.*
<DM> *I'm not kidding, you came that close several times, lol.*
<Dex> I'd have gotten there eventually
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 7, 6, 1, 4, 10, 7, 4, 2, 2, 8, 6, 3, 9, 2, 3 and 6. Total: 93. Successes: 11.
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 10, 8, 7, 2, 7, 10, 5, 8, 9, 5, 10, 8, 5, 6, 8 and 3. Total: 115. Successes: 17.
<Dex> there
<Kirran> (Vincent, ever the germane character.)
<Dex> Too bad Bubba. I picked the god damn lock.
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in front of a proximity potato ray! «14,852»)
* Vincent_Valentine grabs his trusty potato ray.
* Vincent_Valentine charges up the potato ray.
* Vincent_Valentine aims the potato ray at Dex.
* Vincent_Valentine fires the potato ray at Dex.
* Vincent_Valentine fries, salts, and eats Dex, the large toothsome Norking Russet potato.
<Dex> this is insulting to my proud irish heritage
<Raine> What's an Irish?...Does it have a soul?...can I EAT IT?!
<DM> *You open the door and walk through it. You seem to be in run down armory. Most everything here is broken or rusted to the point where it'd break after poking a wall.*
* Dex grabs a sword and pokes a wall.
* Vincent_Valentine pokes the wall.
<Kirran> (A fourth wall, perhaps?)
<DM> *You poke the wall with one of the swords, and it turns to dust.*
<DM> *You (Vincent) poke the wall. The wall does not respond.*
<DM> *Well, technically it does, Newton's 3rd Law..... nvm.*
* Kirran is still looking at the blood stain, pretending to be a detective.
* Dex grabs another sword and pokes Vincent.
* Vincent_Valentine dies.
<Kirran> Hmm...(strokes chin.)
<Nolyghots> IRISH IS A PERSON FROM IRELAND
<DM> *Kirran seems to have separated from the party...... again. He's still in cell D5.*
<Nolyghots> So theoretically...yes, you can eat it, Raine.
<Raine> Yay! I bet it tastes like sugary goodness!
<Raine> AND PAIN!
<Nolyghots> Tastes most like beer
<Nolyghots> ....
<Nolyghots> (What am I even doing anymore. XD)
<DM> *Red_Enrics seems to be getting dragged along by Nolyghots' insanity.*
<Red_Enrics> ....
<Dex> Why does everyone call me a lizardy thing? Lizalfos are all over the place. Jeez.
<DM> (cause for whatever reason, I have yet to summon a Lizalfos.... remind me to do that sometime in a later quest)
<DM> *On one of the racks of weapons in the Armory appears to be a glowing symbol. It looks like this: ^_^*
<DM> *It's glowing back and forth between yellow and red.*
<Red_Enrics> ....
<Dex> I dare you to lick it.
<Dex> I double DOG dare ya.
<Raine> I bet it tastes like strawberries!
<Nolyghots> And death?
 <Dampe> Hmm, that's weird... ah normally cannae see spirits in mah form, but... do you alls see a floating ghost next to the symbol?
* Kirran may or may not be wearing a Sherlock hat as he stares at one of the more mundane things he's found so far in this dungeon.
 <Elnmerada> ... is that a poe? IS THAT A ****ING POE? KILL THE LITTLE ****ER!
<Dex> Why do you have a Scottish accent all of a sudden Dampe?
<Dex> SETTLE DOWN YOU!
<Raine> Tasty poe! Souls that taste like...Rainbows...and regret...mmmm ice cream.
 <Dampe> I dunno. Mah voice seems rathuh off.
<Kirran> (And now he's British)
<Dex> And YOU... pick an accent.
<DM> (I forgot how his voice went before, so... I'm messing around till I find it)
<Kirran> (Didn't he basically sound like Bob?)
<DM> (something like that)
 <Dampe> Ah feel lahk mah vooce is geettin' scrood wit' bah da fourth wall.
* DM hides the fourth wall.
* Raine zips back to Kirran and her bottle. There's enough chaos right now
<Dex> I shoulda brought Bob along.
 <Elnmerada> COME ON, YOU DOLTSACKS, KILL THE POE!
<DM> *Meanwhile, she's not asking everyone to kill Nolyghots for some reason.*
* Vincent_Valentine is confused. o_O'
<Nolyghots> You don't want me dead? How sweeeeeeet.
 <Elnmerada> **** OFF!
* Dex looks at the glyph thing or whatever it was.
<Nolyghots> You were the one who didn't want me dead. =^^=
 <Dampe> Hey, me thinks me recognizes it... someone touch da symbol.
<DM> *Elnmerada's soul shrinks back down and stops yelling. She goes silent.*
* Dex shrugs, reaches out and touches the symbol.
<DM> *You touch the symbol, and a quick melody plays. There's a laugh from the symbol...
<DM> [???]: Teeheehee! ^_^
<Dex> Teeheehee?
<DM> *Shady appears from the symbol! Though... he doesn't have his shop attached.*
<Nolyghots> MORE GHOSTS!
<Raine> It wasn't me
<Dex> Who the hell laughs like "teeheehee"
<Nolyghots> I WAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
<Shady> Hello, my good fellows! It's me, Shady, the Subrosiaaaaaa- holy **** is that Elnmerada?!
<Dex> Yes.
<Dex> It is.
<Red_Enrics> Oh hey
<Red_Enrics> A fellow subrosian.
<Red_Enrics> Eh
<DM> (He's a Subroisan Poe, actually)
<Red_Enrics> I'm a half Subrosian, nevermind
<DM> (you're both half subrosian, lol)
 <Elnmerada> YOU! ITS ****ING YOU, YOU GOD **** ****** ****-----
* Kirran wanders in during that tirade, and then walks right back out again.
<Dex> I'm REALLY regretting agreeing to help her.
<DM> *She screams a trail of curses at Shady before tiring herself out.*
<Nolyghots> (Half Subrosian, Half Poe...oh god, its Red and Noly's future child.)
<Kirran> 0_)
* Nolyghots runs
<DM> (lolno)
<Shady> Uhhh, why is she here?
<Nolyghots> (Twas joking anyways. XD)
 <Dampe> Why are YOU here?
<Raine> Gumdrops!
<Shady> Oh! Well uhh, you see, I was screwing around with my spells, and I accidentally trapped half of my soul over here. Woopsies!
<Dex> Well it's free now.
<Shady> Buuuut.... this place here has some gooood stuff.
<Dex> DOES IT?
<Shady> Thank you, Mr. Lizzy! Tee hee! ^_^
<Shady> Yep!
<Dex> All I've gotten so far is some screeching banshee of a ghost and a headache.
<Red_Enrics> (BRB)
<Shady> Hey, Darknut souly! Shut up the banshee.
<DarknutSoul> At your command, Master.
<Dex> NO
<Dex> MORE
<Dex> FIGHTING
* DarknutSoul seems to oblige to Shady's command and shuts Elnmerada up with a spirit shield, muffling her.
<Shady> Ahh, MUCH better!
<Shady> So, let's see who's here.... ah, yes!
* Shady taps Dex and Vincent_Valentine on the shoulder.
<Dex> Si?
<Shady> I was messin' around here in the armory, and oooooh man, you won't BELIEVE what I found!
* Kirran rejoins the party now that the ghosts aren't shouting.
<Dex> You'd be surprised at what I'd believe.
<Shady> Polished them up a bit, and ooooh boy, you're gonna love these! Well, the knife, yes... the other one... I got no clue what it is, but I think I cleaned it.
* Vincent_Valentine turns to Shady. "Hi."
* Shady presses a symbol on the floor, and another rack containing two items pops up from the floor.
<Dex> Cool!
<Dex> Dibs on the unknown thing!
<DM> *On the rack is a curved blade with a scaly handle, and the other item.... you all don't recognize it, except for Vincent. You (as players) recognize it as a silver revolver.*
<Dex> Sweet I get a revolver!
<DM> (Red_Enrics, I don't think we clarified the exact item that binds Nolyghots, but when ya do, I'll have Shady deliver it to you after this quest)
<Red_Enrics> (Okay)
<Vincent_Valentine> !!! Quicksilver! Thank you Shady.
<Shady> Hah, no problem! I'm surprised it was even in here, man.
<Shady> ... so what is that thing anyways?
<Dex> WOO!
<Dex> Thanks Shady-man!
<Dex> I can't wait to use this!
<Shady> Sure thing, Dex-bud!
* Vincent_Valentine picks it up, twirls it around his fingers a few times, then drops Quicksilver into his holster.
<Shady> I remember Rayne usin' something that looks larger than... whatever that is, and when it activates, man it's frigin' loud! Hurts my ears. ;_;
<Shady> -_-
<Shady> ^_^
<Raine> You called?
<Shady> Not you, you... who are you?
<Raine> Heehee...
* Raine hides back in the bottle in Kirran's pack.
<DM> (Rayne and Raine... the first is a guy that loves explosions, the second is a bipolar fairy)
<Red_Enrics> (lol)
<Kirran> She's a bit dangerous around ghosts, I think.
<Raine> (They're tasty.)
<Nolyghots> ...
<Shady> Hey, did somethin' happen before you guys got here? The lights suddenly went out, and I got sealed to this thingy.
<DM> *The combined light of Elnmerada, the Darknut Soul, Nolyghots and Dampe have been illuminating your way since the prison room.*
<Nolyghots> :O
 <Dampe> Great ta be o' help! *puts his ghostly thumb up*
<Kirran> I thought it was just always dark here. I've been finding my way via Raine's light, difficult as that's been.
<Dex> I suppose we should let Elnmerada speak again.
<Shady> Yeah, but... there used to be like, spectral fires floatin' around, and those ghostly guard dudes. Now they're gone.
<Dex> Someone wanna order Darknut to stop gagging her?
<Kirran> Well, someone or something had Rokan killed while I was talking to him. But I don't know if that's related.
<Shady> Ehh, so long as I'm around, uhhh.... reason she hates Poes so much is kinda cause of me, heheh, eheheheh..... sorry, I can't go into details.
<Kirran> I did notice the guard was gone on my way back though.
* Vincent_Valentine blames DM.
<Shady> Well, whatever. Here, lemme fix up your darknut souly buddy...
<Red_Enrics> Hmm....
* Shady transfers some of his magic to the DarknutSoul, revitalizing it.
<Dex> So what now?
<Shady> Well, if you guys are still lookin' for the end of the place...
* Shady points to a door that leads west.
<DM> *It diidn't seem to be there until Shady pointed at it.*
<Red_Enrics> Huh
<Red_Enrics> Well that's a thing
<Shady> Yeah, there's an illusion hidin' that door.
<Shady> So long as I point at it though... it's all yours.
<Shady> Once yer gone, I'm goin' back to myself and fixing my soul up! Geez I feel exhausted already...
<Vincent_Valentine> "Thank you, Shady. Nice bumpin' into you again."
<Dex> TO THE DOOR!
* Vincent_Valentine opens the door to the west and walks through.
<Shady> Sure thing mateys! Teeheehee! ^_^
<Shady> %_%
* Shady starts feelin' a little woozy.
<Dex> Later Shady-man.
* Dex runs after Vincent.
* Geodude trips Dex.
<Geodude> DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
<Dex> RACING FEET BITCHES
<Dex> i cant trip.
<DM> (lol)
<DM> *You avoid the Geodude.*
* Raine jingles up to him in light mode, because she's feeling generous.
<DM> *You head through the door and end up in a completely dark hallway. Once again, your ghostly companions light the way, as Dex trips across the ground.*
<Nolyghots> What is that thing?! A Prinny!?
<Nolyghots> (:3)
* Raine takes off after the party.
<DM> *After a bit of a walk down the hallway, there's a door at the end that leads north.*
<Vincent_Valentine> "A bit of a walk?!?! That was more like a mile and a half..."
* Vincent_Valentine grumbles at the Fourth Wall.
<DM> *The fourth wall continues crying, wondering why it can't ascend the final staircase in Mario 64 towards the final level.*
<DM> *The fourth wall realizes it's trying to ascend itself and bypass a barrier caused by itself. It wimpers in confusion and goes back to sleep.*
<DM> *The door is unlocked.*
<Dex> I got this.
* Dex kicks the door open.
<DM> (Roll Power)
<Dex> $17d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 8, 3, 2, 8, 4, 10, 1, 8, 7, 1, 9, 1, 2, 10 and 6. Total: 89. Successes: 11.
<DM> *The door is flung open.*
<Dex> I've always wanted to do that.
<Dex> One sec.
* Dex pulls out his Bucket List and marks off Kick Open Door.
<DM> *What awaits you a massive, cylindrical room (the flat sides = top and bottom) with a large bridge from where you are to the other side. On the other side of the bridge, you see a large door.*
* Dex puts his Bucket List away.
<Dex> Ok.
<DM> *Above you is a sea of souls, wailing and screaming, though it seems subdued by a low drone sound.*
<DM> *The sound is echoing throughout the room. Below the bridge seems to be an abyss of darkness.*
<Raine> Yay! It's like a dinner party!
 <Dampe> Well... this is creepy.
 <Dampe> Man, I'm a ghost, and it's creepin' ME out.
<Raine> Happy times for everybody!
* Kirran puts Raine back in her bottle.
<Dex> Let's check out the bridge.
 <Elnmerada> *seems to have escaped the DarknutSoul* Hey folks, see down there?
* Nolyghots sleeps in fades away back into Red's inventory
<Dex> Yeah?
<Dex> No?
<Dex> Point?
<Kirran> A sea of souls?
<Dex> A see of seouls?
 <Elnmerada> I can't point ya criddle craddle! I mean down there, below this bridge!
* DM face-palms.
<Kirran> I'm trying my best not to look directly at it.
 <Elnmerada> In that abyss... at the bottom... Garunoff's corpse is there.
<Dex> LETS GO!
<Dex> I'm pretty sure we can jump off and land safely.
 <Elnmerada> They couldn't kill his soul though, so they sealed him up and made sure he'd never escape... you shrimps couldn't scratch his toes.
<Kirran> That's such a bad idea, it's almost a good idea. And then, it bounces right back to being a bad idea again when it hits the surface, Dex.
<Dex> You first Kirran.
<Dex> Let us know how it goes.
<DM> *Dampe starts twitching.*
<Kirran> Hey, this guy? Sheikah, used to dealing with dead things? Not even close to thinking about doing it.
 <Dampe> Hey... I feel somethin'... I feel like I'm gettin' pulled...
<DM> *Dampe points across the bridge to the large door at the end.*
 <Dampe> I'm gettin' pulled in dat direction. Me thinks the portal to tha afterlife is in there!
 <Dampe> Ahh finally... I'll be able to rest easy.
<Kirran> Dampe, hold on a sec. You can't know that's what it is!
<Dex> Doesn't matter Kirran. Plot forces are at work. Just roll with it.
<Dex> TO THE DOORS!
<Kirran> This place has been bad news from start to finish. And we're still not even sure who's running this farce.
 <Dampe> Ahh... yess.... feels nice.... *He starts wandering across the bridge to the door.*
<Kirran> Dampe! Stop.
<Dex> Who wants to kick it open this time?
<Dex> Anyone?
<DM> *He ignores your command.*
* Red_Enrics hasn't been paying much attention
<Kirran> Dammit!
<Red_Enrics> KICKING TIME
* Red_Enrics tries to kick the door open. (Roll Courage)
* Kirran readies his lance.
<Red_Enrics> $20d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 6, 4, 4, 8, 1, 3, 1, 2, 7, 10, 6, 7, 10, 9, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 100. Successes: 12.
<DM> (To kick the door open.... beat 50 successes)
<Kirran> Dampe, last chance. I don't want to have to hurt you. Wait for us first!
<Red_Enrics> (...oh you suck.)
<Red_Enrics> (I can only reach 40 at the very max.)
<DM> *Red gets a result of 100 and is suddenly awarded 100 Rupees. But his kick fails to do crap to the door.*
<Kirran> (lol)
<Dex> Wait hold on.
* Dex tries the doorhandle.
<Dex> knob whatever.
<DM> *The door slowly opens as Dex pulls it.*
 <Dampe> Mmm.... feels good....
<Dex> Opens the wrong way for kicking I guess.
<DM> (lol)
<DM> (if it were the other way, you'd only need 30 successes for it to open by kicking)
* Red_Enrics tries pulling on the door then! (Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics> $20d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 8, 7, 9, 1, 4, 8, 10, 1, 4, 4, 5, 8, 8, 3, 2, 1, 2 and 5. Total: 108. Successes: 13.
<DM> *You two manage to open the door as Dampe wanders straight in through it.*
* Kirran runs through the door ahead of Dampe.
* Red_Enrics walks into the door
* Red_Enrics gets a leg cramp from trying to kick the door.
<DM> *You manage to get in front of Dampe, and his eyes widen as he stops.*
* Dex saunters through the door.
* Vincent_Valentine walks through the doorway.
 <Dampe> O_O
<Kirran> Dampe, you have to wait for us.
<Kirran> I have a bad feeling that all is not as it seems here.
<Red_Enrics> Hmm
<DM> *The next room is a large dome-like room. At the center of it is an altar with the Rokan you all met earlier standing in front of it.*
<Dex> Good work Captain Obvious. The huge room full of souls was the tip off wasn't it?
<Red_Enrics> (Lemme guess
* Kirran turns to see what's on the alter
<Red_Enrics> (Boss?)
<Kirran> Who are you?
<Dex> He's probably a fake Rokan.
* Rokan turns to see you all.
<Dex> Stringing us along so we inadvertadely do his dirty work.
<Rokan> Me? Why, you all know me! I am Rokan, of the Royal Family!
<Red_Enrics> Didn't you die?
<Red_Enrics> Like...twicce.
<Dex> And now hes going to show us who he really is and he's evil and we have to fight him.
<Rokan> Twice? What are you......
<Dex> It's probably that king guy.
<DM> *His eyes suddenly turn purple.*
<Dex> You're the king guy.
<Kirran> If you're Rokan, show me your lance.
<Red_Enrics> Welp
<Kirran> The lance of the royal family.
<Red_Enrics> Dex was very right.
<Rokan> Hmph... seems you found me out.
<Dex> Now you tell us what we were doing that helped you.
* Rokan draws his spectral blade. It's a scimitar... very similar to a Gerudo blade.
<Dex> HE STILL HAS TO MONOLOGUE AT US!
<Dex> Don't mind me I brought a book.
<Rokan> I'm surprised you all got here.... I figured something would have killed you, but.... it seems SOMEONE snooped around and killed the real one, turning everything else off.
* Rokan points his blade at Kirran.
<Rokan> Damn Sheikah... should've known.
<Kirran> Don't point your lies or your blade at me, imposter.
* Rokan starts laughing maliciously. His laughter starts layering in different pitches.
<Rokan> The Lizard.... I'll answer your question.
<Kirran> I haven't the power to command souls, and I could never harm one of the royal family.
<Dex> It wasn't a question it was a statement!
<Rokan> When you activated me, it freed a part of my soul. Me, who's been chained here since they tried killing me.
<Rokan> I may only have a fragment of my power... heheheheheh... but it shall be enough.
<Kirran> Oh no...
<Kirran> Gerudo blade...chained soul...
<Dex> Wait for it...
<Rokan> Yes.. I am a small part of Garunoff, and when I destroy you all with my creation, I shall free the rest of myself!
<Red_Enrics> (...damn it, HP should be his highest stat, fixing that in his next level.)
<Dex> CALLED IT!
<DM> (please, what makes you think I'd go so low to make you fight him already?
<Red_Enrics> (What a coincidence, I'm listening to boss music.)
* Rokan places his hand on the altar.
<Dex> STILL CALLED IT
<Dex> i will now be smug for the rest of the game
<Dex> so smug
<Red_Enrics> Denied
* Rokan is sucked into the altar, still continuing to laugh.
 <Garunoff> Behold... MY POWER!
<Dex> Red you owe me 25 rupees.
<Dex> I totally called it.
<Red_Enrics> But I agreed with you....
<DM> *A large humanoid figure spawns from the altar. Looking into it is like looking into a void. Its eyes glow bright purple and lock onto you all.*
<DM> (so, how many of you read through the Six Guardians thread?)
<Raine> Master?
<Dex> the what?
<Raine> Hugs for everyone!
 <Garunoff> Even incomplete, this phantom shall devour you all!
<DM> *He continues to laugh as the large door behind you all locks shut.*
* X__X is now known as PenumbraPhantom
<Raine> You're not my master! Kill it! Kill it and feast on it's energy. Make it burn...
<Raine> with LOVE!
<Dex> I have a question!
<Dex> A QUESTION!
<Red_Enrics> You're talking my style!
* Red_Enrics highfives Raine
<Raine> Heehee
<DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256-post-608.html#pid608
<Red_Enrics> Oh god
<Dex> A question for Garunoff!
<Red_Enrics> ...Big boss.
<Red_Enrics> Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Booooooooooosssss
* DarknutSoul cowers in terror at first, but it stands resolute with Red_Enrics.
<Kirran> I think he's gone Dex.
<Dex> Damn it all.
<DarknutSoul> I s-s-shall f-follow you to the e-end, S-Sir Red.
 <Garunoff> Yeeeeeees?
<Red_Enrics> DarknutSoul...you know what you are, right?
<Red_Enrics> A Darknut!
<Red_Enrics> Darknuts are not meant to be afraid of anything!
<Dex> Garunoff?
<DarknutSoul> Yes. ... thank you, Sir Red. You have fixed my fear.
<DarknutSoul> Let us defeat this.
 <Garunoff> Ask away, O doomed one.
<Dex> How do you feel about rolling courage?
* Dex attacks the left arm.
<Dex> $29d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 8, 10, 3, 7, 5, 5, 10, 5, 2, 3, 9, 8, 7, 6, 7, 3, 8, 6, 2, 6, 8, 7, 5, 2, 10, 10 and 1. Total: 178. Successes: 26.
<DM> (holy crap)
<DarknutSoul> $25d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 4, 8, 6, 1, 1, 7, 3, 6, 4, 9, 8, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 1, 4, 5, 7, 6, 9 and 7. Total: 124. Successes: 14.
<Dex> EYEGOUGER IS A GO
<DM> *Your eyegouger hits the left arm, dealing (26 - 14 = 12 - 3 = 9 damage), but it swings right back at you! Roll Courage)
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 10, 2, 1, 9, 6, 3, 4, 8, 1, 10, 5, 9, 4, 3, 9, 1, 2, 9, 5, 3 and 6. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
<PenumbraPhantom> $30d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 5, 5, 4, 1, 1, 5, 6, 2, 5, 10, 4, 9, 6, 8, 2, 6, 10, 10, 1, 5, 9, 3, 1, 2, 9, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 153. Successes: 20.
<DM> *The arm swings back and hits you for 3 damage.*
<DM> *Roll initiatives!*
<PenumbraPhantom> $init 1d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<DarknutSoul> $init 1d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Kirran> $init 1d11
<Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Dex> $init 1d10
<Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Dex> wut wut a 7
* DM pokes Vincent_Valentine and Red_Enrics.
<Red_Enrics> Oh
<Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<DM> lulz
<Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Red_Enrics> ....
<Dex> nice 1
<DM> (the boss, starting first? That's never happened)
* Red_Enrics wasn't paying attention and got a 1.
 <Garunoff> Lizard.... I shall entertain you.
<Dex> Like.. with juggling?
<Dex> Jokes?
<Kirran> Coffee and little cakes?
<DM> *Penumbra's Phantom summons a series of voids next to Dex. The first void begins to pull you in (Roll Power)*
<Dex> $18d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 7, 8, 5, 4, 10, 3, 6, 10, 7, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 116. Successes: 16.
<PenumbraPhantom> $35d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 10, 5, 3, 4, 5, 5, 3, 8, 8, 5, 9, 1, 7, 3, 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 5, 1, 7, 4, 7, 2, 2, 8, 5, 6, 10 and 7. Total: 178. Successes: 22.
<Dex> THIS ISNT ENTERTAINING
<DM> *First void, success! Roll Power again*
<PenumbraPhantom> $30d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 9, 10, 4, 3, 4, 7, 9, 1, 6, 4, 9, 4, 10, 7, 3, 1, 5, 4, 4, 2, 9, 2, 6, 6, 9, 10, 9 and 7. Total: 175. Successes: 20.
<Dex> wait wait
<Dex> i think i screwed this up
<Dex> right i should have +2 defending
<DM> (yeah, Void Fling is supposed to say Wisdom vs. Power)
<Dex> not gunna make a difference but meh
<Dex> so what am i rolling?
<DM> Power
<DM> (plus shield)
<Dex> $19d20
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 20 Sides. Result: 9, 17, 2, 4, 12, 17, 5, 5, 15, 2, 8, 15, 14, 11, 1, 4, 16, 4 and 3. Total: 164.
<DM> lol fail
<Dex> er
<Dex> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 7, 3, 7, 8, 8, 9, 10, 2, 5, 3, 8, 2, 6, 4, 10, 10 and 4. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
<DM> *Second void, success! Roll power again*
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 2, 8, 2, 4, 9, 6, 9, 6, 5, 10, 8, 3, 3, 3, 9, 4, 9, 5, 10, 9, 4, 7 and 2. Total: 147. Successes: 17.
<Dex> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 9, 3, 7, 7, 8, 10, 3, 7, 2, 4, 6, 8, 2, 2, 8, 5 and 7. Total: 107. Successes: 13.
<Dex> bad rolls
<DM> *Third void, success! Roll Power again*
<PenumbraPhantom> $20d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 10, 4, 8, 9, 7, 7, 1, 2, 7, 6, 3, 7, 9, 5, 5, 4, 3 and 6. Total: 111. Successes: 14.
<Dex> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 9, 1, 10, 7, 7, 9, 3, 5, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6, 10, 7, 6 and 7. Total: 120. Successes: 18.
<Dex> SHIT i forgot to do my crit hit when i attacked him AGAIN
<DM> *The fourth void fails, but the first three voids fling you along and into a wall, causing.... kay, the heck went wrong with that copy..... screw it, it did (4 - 2) 2 damage.*
<DM> (damage is supposed to say 2 ^ (# + 1)
<Dex> Woop woop!
<DM> (whatever, void fling doesn't actually do much it seems, lol)
* PenumbraPhantom mangages to get all of its magic back from those flings, though.
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 50m
<Red_Enrics> (BRB)
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 50m | Arm1, ??h | Arm2, ??h | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<PenumbraPhantom> $endturn
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> I was going for the left arm.
<Dex> It should be sorta hurt.
<DM> oh right, derp
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 50m | Arm1, 16h | Arm2, ??h | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Dex> that was more to remind my party ha ha
* DarknutSoul casts Infect, Level 2 on Dex's Eyegouger.
<DarknutSoul> 13m
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> Woop!
* Vincent_Valentine switches to Piercing mode and fires his Quicksilver at Arm1. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine> $35d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 7, 7, 9, 10, 5, 8, 6, 10, 5, 9, 5, 10, 1, 7, 1, 10, 6, 5, 7, 3, 3, 7, 7, 9, 9, 9, 9, 4, 5, 1, 9, 2 and 6. Total: 218. Successes: 31.
<DM> *Arm1 is unable to defend.*
<DM> 31/2 = 15.5 rounded = 16 damage
<DM> *Arm1 is blasted to oblivion by Vincent's Quicksilver, annihilating it.*
<Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
<Kirran> (Now that's the Vincent we all know and love.)
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 50m | Arm2, 25h | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Dex> Hey Garunoff! Looks like your stupid phantom thing has been.... DISARMED!
 <Garunoff> .....
<Dex> Now *THAT* is entertaining!
* Kirran takes a stab at the Phantom's body with his spectral lance (roll courage)
<Kirran> $17d10
<DM> *Penumbra's other arm face-palms at Dex.*
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 2, 7, 2, 2, 7, 8, 8, 1, 5, 9, 10, 8, 5, 5 and 6. Total: 98. Successes: 14.
<PenumbraPhantom> $20d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 7, 4, 5, 9, 9, 7, 10, 10, 2, 2, 3, 10, 3, 3, 7, 10, 8 and 8. Total: 130. Successes: 18.
<Dex> His defenses have been neutralized by terrible punnage!
<Kirran> $31d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 3, 10, 6, 4, 4, 4, 5, 9, 8, 3, 3, 9, 10, 8, 1, 9, 7, 8, 8, 6, 10, 4, 1, 5, 10, 7, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
<DM> (oh right, you roll Wisdom first, derp)
<DM> *Penumbra's Phantom loses 6 magic.*
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 44m | Arm2, 25h | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Kirran> $endturn
<Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> hmm
<Dex> other arm i guess
<Dex> roll courage
<Dex> $29d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 6, 9, 8, 8, 10, 8, 2, 3, 5, 1, 10, 10, 3, 10, 3, 1, 6, 1, 9, 2, 6, 6, 4, 9, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 176. Successes: 24.
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 10, 3, 1, 5, 3, 10, 1, 7, 3, 4, 3, 5, 10, 10, 4, 3, 6, 10, 10, 1, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 129. Successes: 18.
<Dex> plus
<Dex> my crit
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<DM> aww
<Dex> cocks
<Dex> well i get a heart back from leech at least
<DM> *You hit the arm, dealing 6 - 3 = 3 damage, but causing it be diseased. It counterattacks you! (Roll Courage)*
<Dex> and i think thats it for me
<PenumbraPhantom> $27d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 3, 6, 6, 4, 3, 6, 8, 3, 3, 10, 4, 7, 2, 6, 2, 3, 7, 10, 2, 8, 10, 8, 9, 3 and 4. Total: 148. Successes: 17.
<Dex> oh right ha ha
<Dex> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 5, 1, 8, 5, 6, 4, 9, 10, 6, 5, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 5, 10, 5, 9, 7, 10 and 5. Total: 155. Successes: 26.
* PenumbraPhantom 's arm swings wildly but misses.
<Dex> that it?
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 44m | Arm2, 22h, Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
* Red_Enrics attempts to slice at that boss's head. (Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 8, 4, 5, 9, 9, 2, 3, 4, 3, 7, 3, 9, 2, 10, 7, 8, 10, 6, 2, 9, 6 and 7. Total: 143. Successes: 18.
<DM> (which weapon?)
<PenumbraPhantom> $20d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 6, 7, 9, 6, 4, 1, 6, 4, 4, 6, 4, 5, 7, 7, 7, 10, 10 and 9. Total: 122. Successes: 16.
<Red_Enrics> (My Scythe...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. *runs*)
<DM> *Your attack phases through the head and hits the main body, dealing 2 damage and giving it the Null affliction.*
<PenumbraPhantom> 48h, 44m - Null | Arm2, 22h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. PenumbraPhantom: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
 <Garunoff> Hmm... let's see how you all like THIS!
* PenumbraPhantom channels its energies into a large void, causing a rip in reality. Everyone (except Penumbra's Phantom) starts getting pulled into it. (Roll Wisdom)
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 3, 7, 3, 6, 6, 4, 2, 10, 4, 7, 2, 1, 2, 4, 9, 9, 6, 8, 6, 3, 7, 9 and 5. Total: 137. Successes: 16.
<Kirran> $19d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 2, 3, 2, 6, 7, 3, 6, 7, 7, 1, 5, 4, 5, 8, 10, 9 and 1. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
<Dex> $20d10
<Fireblast124> $recall
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 2, 10, 2, 5, 8, 7, 8, 2, 9, 6, 4, 6, 3, 4, 7, 7, 1 and 6. Total: 106. Successes: 13.
* DM pokes Red_Enrics and Vincent_Valentine - Roll Wisdom.
<Dex> shoot
<Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 7 and 10. Total: 32. Successes: 5.
<DarknutSoul> $25d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 1, 7, 6, 4, 7, 9, 9, 3, 6, 7, 7, 8, 2, 2, 1, 7, 3, 7, 5, 4, 1 and 7. Total: 135. Successes: 16.
<Red_Enrics> (Including shield?)
<DM> (yes)
<DM> ROLLOFF against DarknutSoul!
<Red_Enrics> $17d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 7, 3, 9, 3, 6, 3, 10, 9, 3, 9, 8, 8, 4, 1 and 9. Total: 104. Successes: 11.
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 2, 5, 6, 4, 8, 6, 2, 9, 2, 2, 1, 9, 6, 7, 9, 4, 8, 2, 7, 9, 4, 3 and 9. Total: 135. Successes: 15.
<DarknutSoul> $25d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 9, 6, 6, 9, 8, 8, 4, 1, 7, 2, 9, 2, 5, 5, 9, 2, 2, 1, 5, 2, 7 and 1. Total: 126. Successes: 15.
<Kirran> (lol)
<DM> (actually, scratch the rolloff)
<Kirran> (Hell of a pep talk you gave him Red)
<Dex> waaait a sec
<DM> -3 successes vs. Dex
<Dex> woo?
<DM> -2 success + +7 successes = +5 successes vs. Kirran
<Dex> does that save me?
<DM> -2 successes vs. Red_Enrics
<Kirran> Ah, man...
<Red_Enrics> ...
<DM> +7 successes vs. Vincent_Valentine
<DM> -3 successes vs. DarknutSoul
<DM> ROLLOFF against Dex only
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 8, 2, 5, 4, 2, 3, 6, 10, 5, 7, 3, 2, 3, 5, 3, 2, 4, 9, 4, 4, 6 and 3. Total: 109. Successes: 10.
<Red_Enrics> (How much HP did I lose?)
<Dex> $20d10
<DM> (none)
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 10, 7, 3, 3, 6, 5, 10, 7, 5, 3, 3, 9, 5, 3, 8, 4, 6 and 4. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
<Dex> WOO WOO
<Red_Enrics> (yay)
<DM> -3 successes vs. Dex, DEX GETS TO COUNTERATTACK!
<DM> (you have to counterattack the body, fyi)
<Dex> thats cool i was doing that anyway?
<Dex> can i eye gouge?
<DM> (yep)
<DM> (though keep in mind......)
<Dex> keeping in mind...
<DM> (when Red_Enrics tried against the head, his attack phased straight through it, so... the effect won't work)
<Dex> frig that then ill just shank the bitch
<DM> *Kirran, Vincent_Valentine, and Red_Enrics are hit by the first wave.*
<Dex> want me to wait till you deal the damage out?
<Red_Enrics> (...I thought I took no damage. o.o)
<DM> (there's no damage to deal out)
<Kirran> (That comes later, I think.)
<Dex> $29d10 (also infected 2 on my weapon)
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 2, 1, 6, 9, 1, 3, 7, 1, 4, 10, 1, 6, 8, 6, 9, 8, 2, 8, 9, 3, 2, 5, 8, 1, 9 and 7. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
<PenumbraPhantom> $20d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 4, 3, 2, 1, 8, 5, 5, 5, 2, 4, 4, 9, 3, 1, 10, 6, 6 and 1. Total: 91. Successes: 10.
<Dex> wait crit
<Dex> before i forget
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Dex> mother of god why
<DM> *Your attack strikes the phantom, dealing 9 - 3 = 6 damage, and causing it to be diseased... speaking of diseased, almost forgot...
<DM> *As the magic siphon occurs, Null blocks it, making Red_Enrics' scythe very nice against this guy.*
<Red_Enrics> :O
<DM> *Its remaining arm loses 2 hearts from Diseased.*
<Kirran> While I continue to whittle down what he's got left.
<PenumbraPhantom> 42h, 44m - Diseased | Arm2, 20h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<PenumbraPhantom> err
<PenumbraPhantom> 48h, 32m - Null | Arm2, 22h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<DM> dangit
<PenumbraPhantom> 42h, 32m - Diseased | Arm2, 20h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<DM> THERE we go
<PenumbraPhantom> $endturn
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DarknutSoul> Your command, Sir Red?
<Red_Enrics> Striketh at thee face?
<DarknutSoul> As you wish...
* DarknutSoul tries to Phase Through Penumbra's Phantom's face!
<DarknutSoul> (Roll Courage)
<DarknutSoul> $23d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 4, 4, 4, 3, 8, 8, 8, 3, 8, 10, 9, 1, 9, 5, 8, 1, 8, 3, 10, 9 and 4. Total: 136. Successes: 15.
<DarknutSoul> -7 successes
<PenumbraPhantom> $20d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 5, 7, 7, 1, 9, 1, 4, 1, 9, 5, 6, 9, 3, 10, 6, 9, 7 and 6. Total: 109. Successes: 14.
<PenumbraPhantom> errr
<PenumbraPhantom> $3d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7 and 2. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
* PenumbraPhantom loses 2 successes from that and doesn't get the counterattack.
<DarknutSoul> 13m
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM> (lol, DarknutSoul is practically useless against it)
* Fireblast124 is now known as KamikazeKoopa
* Vincent_Valentine pulls out Quicksilver and fires another shot, this time at the other arm. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine> $35d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 1, 4, 10, 1, 4, 9, 2, 10, 7, 3, 3, 7, 9, 6, 5, 5, 4, 3, 3, 6, 6, 10, 4, 6, 1, 7, 10, 8, 6, 4, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 205. Successes: 27.
<DM> 27/2 = 13.5 rounded = 14 damage
<Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Vincent_Valentine (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM> *Your quicksilver delivers another vicious bullet to the arm, but it fails to kill it. The phantom's arm wildly swings back at you! (Roll Courage)
<PenumbraPhantom> $27d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 6, 2, 5, 9, 1, 3, 1, 10, 7, 9, 10, 6, 8, 8, 6, 3, 1, 7, 4, 5, 5, 6, 9, 5 and 10. Total: 149. Successes: 21.
<Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 7, 4, 9, 2, 7, 10, 4, 8, 4, 4, 4, 6, 1, 6, 1, 3, 5, 9, 3, 2, 1, 7 and 6. Total: 120. Successes: 13.
<DM> 21 - 13 = 8 damage
* Vincent_Valentine crawls into a corner of the room and enters the fetal position as DM never dropped a full restore on the party.
<Vincent_Valentine> $removeme
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> actually
<Dex> he did
<DM> (uhhh Vincent... do you remember the hearts/magic you got when you sent those Gerudo to the afterlife?
<Dex> we got a bunch of hp from the corpses
<Dex> you should be full up
<DM> (you probably never updated your profile)
<Vincent_Valentine> oh, right.
<Vincent_Valentine> I didn't upda---
<Vincent_Valentine> yeah
<Vincent_Valentine> ...
<Vincent_Valentine> derpdeder.
<DM> lulz
<DM> your turn is after DarknutSoul's
<PenumbraPhantom> 42h, 32m - Diseased | Arm2, 6h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<DM> $turns
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM> Kirran, you're up!
<Vincent_Valentine> 5h, 6m | Shield active
* Kirran takes a stab at the Phantom's body with his spectral lance (roll courage)
<Kirran> $17d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 7, 9, 5, 10, 10, 4, 6, 6, 9, 4, 2, 2, 3, 8 and 9. Total: 111. Successes: 14.
<PenumbraPhantom> $20d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 4, 3, 3, 9, 2, 5, 2, 4, 1, 8, 8, 2, 2, 7, 4, 6, 5 and 6. Total: 90. Successes: 9.
<PenumbraPhantom> doh
<PenumbraPhantom> $3d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3 and 2. Total: 7. Successes: 0.
<Kirran> $31d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 3, 2, 1, 5, 10, 3, 7, 9, 5, 4, 10, 7, 2, 2, 1, 5, 10, 4, 2, 4, 7, 8, 3, 5, 4, 1, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 144. Successes: 17.
<DM> *The lance hits the phantom again, draining another 8 magic from it!*
<PenumbraPhantom> 42h, 24m - Diseased | Arm2, 6h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Kirran> $endturn
<Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> Arm2: Electric Boogaloo: The Return of Rolling Courage!
<Dex> $29d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 9, 2, 4, 4, 9, 10, 7, 10, 1, 9, 4, 10, 10, 1, 7, 1, 5, 1, 2, 10, 8, 4, 5, 1, 2, 2 and 1. Total: 158. Successes: 21.
<PenumbraPhantom> $22d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 9, 4, 6, 7, 6, 9, 8, 5, 9, 10, 10, 8, 4, 3, 1, 1, 6, 6, 7 and 3. Total: 126. Successes: 16.
<DM> 21 - 16 = 5 - 3 = 2 damage
<Dex> infect 2 do anything?
<Dex> stack?
<DM> it doesn't stack, but it refreshes the duration
<Dex> ok cool
<Dex> i think i get one more turn of having infect 2
* PenumbraPhantom 's Arm counterattacks you! (Roll Courage)
<PenumbraPhantom> $27d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 7, 5, 3, 7, 6, 5, 4, 9, 2, 9, 3, 7, 5, 8, 2, 10, 2, 6, 7, 4, 5, 1, 7, 3 and 7. Total: 152. Successes: 20.
<Dex> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 2, 10, 9, 2, 10, 9, 10, 1, 6, 2, 10, 6, 7, 1, 8, 7, 10, 4, 9, 1, 1 and 6. Total: 147. Successes: 21.
* PenumbraPhantom misses just barely.
<Dex> SUCK IT!
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> wait shit
<PenumbraPhantom> 42h, 24m - Diseased | Arm2, 4h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Dex> forgot critttt
<Dex> can it try?
<DM> (go ahead and roll it
<Dex> or too late?
<Dex> ok cool
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<DM> nope.avi
<Dex> i was doing so well remembering it
<Dex> oh also
<Dex> 14h 10m
<DarknutSoul> 13m
* Red_Enrics strikes again!
<Red_Enrics> (Roll Courage)
<DM> wut
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 6, 2, 1, 8, 1, 3, 9, 8, 10, 9, 7, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1, 1, 1, 9, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 127. Successes: 15.
<PenumbraPhantom> $17d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 9, 2, 2, 5, 9, 8, 4, 2, 5, 3, 6, 8, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 89. Successes: 11.
<DM> *You hit the phantom again, doing another 4 damage and giving it null!*
<Red_Enrics> :O
<PenumbraPhantom> 38h, 24m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 4h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<Red_Enrics> WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOo
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. PenumbraPhantom: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Kirran> (Oh yeah, before I forget, everyone regains 2h, and 1m at the start of each round.)
<DM> *Disease kicks in!*
<Dex> MAX HEARTS WHAT!
<PenumbraPhantom> 36h, 24m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
 <Garunoff> Hmm, perhaps I should teach the lizard a lesson... you are quite the nuisance, little reptile!
<Kirran> But he's got a great sense of humor.
<Dex> I'm fantastic at parties too!
* PenumbraPhantom casts Deathbind on Dex! (Roll Wisdom)
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 7, 1, 1, 7, 2, 9, 9, 8, 4, 8, 8, 2, 8, 6, 4, 4, 6, 8, 1, 5, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 129. Successes: 14.
<PenumbraPhantom> -3 successes
<Dex> $20d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 6, 1, 7, 9, 5, 10, 7, 9, 6, 8, 9, 3, 5, 6, 10, 8, 4 and 10. Total: 132. Successes: 19.
<DM> (lulz)
 <Garunoff> ... that... doesn't seem right.
<Dex> Sit down son!
<PenumbraPhantom> 36h, 17m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg1, ??h | Leg2, ??h
<PenumbraPhantom> $endturn
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex> I must be a teacher because I just SCHOOLED YOU!
<DarknutSoul> Let me try something, Sir Red...
* DarknutSoul tries to phase through one of the legs! (Roll Courage)
<DarknutSoul> $23d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 3, 2, 8, 4, 10, 8, 9, 4, 8, 8, 8, 4, 7, 2, 8, 3, 5, 8, 1, 2 and 7. Total: 136. Successes: 16.
<DarknutSoul> -5 successes
<DM> *The leg cannot defend!*
* DarknutSoul phases right through the leg, dealing 11 damage!
<Vincent_Valentine> 7h, 6m | Shield active
<DM> *The leg doesn't bother counterattacking DarknutSoul, since it's immune to physical damage.*
<DarknutSoul> 13m
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Kirran> (It's Vincent's turn first though, yeah?)
<PenumbraPhantom> 36h, 17m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg1, 14h | Leg2, 25h
<DM> (indeed it is)
* Vincent_Valentine fires another shot at Leg1. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine> $35d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 6, 3, 9, 8, 1, 3, 6, 3, 3, 9, 5, 8, 8, 10, 4, 8, 9, 4, 6, 10, 2, 4, 6, 3, 1, 4, 8, 9, 5, 4, 9, 6 and 3. Total: 195. Successes: 22.
<PenumbraPhantom> $25d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 8, 3, 10, 6, 2, 5, 8, 4, 2, 5, 9, 9, 8, 8, 2, 6, 6, 7, 1, 6, 6, 7 and 9. Total: 151. Successes: 20.
<DM> *Your shot barely scratches the leg, only dealing 1 damage to it. It comes back and tries to stomp you! (Roll Power)
<PenumbraPhantom> $30d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 2, 3, 3, 10, 6, 10, 2, 6, 2, 8, 2, 4, 9, 8, 6, 5, 7, 1, 2, 9, 3, 7, 8, 3, 4, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 153. Successes: 18.
<Vincent_Valentine> $34d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 7, 9, 1, 2, 9, 4, 9, 8, 5, 4, 4, 7, 10, 6, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 5, 8, 2, 3, 3, 1, 5, 9, 8, 7, 1 and 10. Total: 182. Successes: 21.
<DM> *The stomp misses.*
* Pain_Phantom swoops down to Leg1 and sniffs it before barreling away in disgust at the stench.
<PenumbraPhantom> 36h, 17m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg1, 13h | Leg2, 25h
<DM> *Dex, your knife no longer has Infect, fyi.*
<DM> *Kirran's turn!*
<Dex> Dats cool homie!
* Kirran takes a stab at the Phantom's body with his spectral lance (roll courage)
<Kirran> $17d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 4, 9, 3, 5, 5, 5, 4, 9, 6, 8, 10, 1, 4, 7 and 4. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
<Kirran> $29d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 9, 5, 8, 6, 5, 8, 7, 2, 10, 8, 5, 8, 7, 3, 7, 6, 6, 1, 3, 7, 8, 3, 9, 4, 7 and 9. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
<PenumbraPhantom> $17d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 1, 7, 3, 8, 1, 6, 5, 3, 4, 4, 7, 10, 7, 10 and 2. Total: 91. Successes: 12.
<DM> 23 - 12 = 11 magic drained
<PenumbraPhantom> 36h, 6m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg1, 13h | Leg2, 25h
<Kirran> $endturn bringing the pain next turn.
<Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM> (hahahahah)
<DM> (what's that, guaranteed 50 damage?)
<Dex> the arm is dead next turn right?
<DM> yep
<Kirran> (Using Bob's light sword. It's like pointing for the fence.)
<Dex> leg1 i guess
<Dex> HOT COURAGE ON COURAGE ACTION
<Dex> $29d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 3, 4, 7, 8, 3, 10, 4, 8, 3, 5, 5, 7, 4, 6, 10, 7, 1, 3, 4, 1, 2, 2, 10, 7, 8, 3 and 6. Total: 148. Successes: 17.
<DM> *Leg1 fails to defend and takes a full 14 damage, dying.*
<PenumbraPhantom> 36h, 6m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg2, 25h
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
<Dex> CRITICAL HIT
<DM> 17 * 1.5 = 25.5 rounded = 26 - 3 = 23 damage
<DM> good god man
<DM> *Your eyegouger gougers the void out of the leg..... what.*
<Dex> I AM A TINY LIZARDY GOD OF LEG KILLING DOOM!
<Raine> blood rain, blood rain...hehehe...
<DM> ($endturn?)
<Dex> endturn now?
<Dex> is anything else funny going to happen?
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
* Red_Enrics does his thing he does every turn
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 4, 7, 10, 5, 9, 9, 10, 8, 2, 9, 1, 3, 6, 10, 8, 3, 4, 9, 8, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 156. Successes: 21.
<PenumbraPhantom> $17d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 1, 9, 10, 4, 6, 9, 7, 6, 4, 4, 2, 2, 2, 4 and 10. Total: 89. Successes: 10.
<DM> holy crap
* PenumbraPhantom loses 11 hearts.
<PenumbraPhantom> 25h, 6m - Diseased, Null | Arm2, 2h - Diseased | Leg2, 25h
<Red_Enrics> DAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
<Red_Enrics> DAYAM
<Red_Enrics> I think I hit a weakspot!
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. PenumbraPhantom: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM> *Maw of the Void hits a second time! Vincent_Valentine, Kirran and Red_Enrics, roll Wisdom!*
<PenumbraPhantom> $22d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 10, 4, 10, 9, 9, 3, 9, 9, 2, 10, 6, 9, 7, 6, 3, 9, 5, 1, 4 and 5. Total: 144. Successes: 19.
<Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 7, 6, 4, 9, 4, 4 and 10. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<DM> +7 succeses vs. Vincent
<Dex> Dont forget the poisoned arm!
<Kirran> Anybody want to throw a reroll at that?
<DM> +5 successes vs. Kirran
<Kirran> $19d10
<Red_Enrics> $17d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 8, 9, 2, 6, 9, 4, 1, 6, 1, 4, 6, 1, 9, 9, 7, 6 and 5. Total: 108. Successes: 13.
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 6, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 2, 3, 3, 9, 2, 2, 5, 1 and 2. Total: 74. Successes: 8.
<DM> -2 successes vs. Red_Enrics
<Red_Enrics> :<
<DM> (unless someone throws an RP at that, that's hitting all of you)
<DM> (... and killing two of you and heavily injuring Red)
* Red_Enrics RPs that PenumbraPhantom
<Kirran> ...
<DM> (lol)
<Dex> hold on
<Dex> what are the rolls?
<PenumbraPhantom> $22d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 9, 8, 5, 4, 9, 10, 1, 5, 2, 2, 6, 3, 2, 6, 2 and 1. Total: 106. Successes: 13.
<Dex> like do they actually havea  chance to dodge it?
<DM> 20 successes vs. Vincent, Vincent's screwed period
<Kirran> Vincent, you're up another 2 hearts, by the way.
* Vincent_Valentine has no chance at dodging.
<Dex> or is it something like 25d10 vs 7d10
* Vincent_Valentine just resumes the fetal position.
<DM> 18 successes vs. Kirran
<DM> 11 succeses vs. Red
<DM> ... still hits all of you
<Red_Enrics> ....
<Red_Enrics> wat
<Red_Enrics> I had more than 11 Successes though. o.o
<Dex> so would a reroll actually change anything?
<Dex> is what im asking
<DM> Kirran's the one with 13
<Red_Enrics> (How are you determining this. o.o)
<DM> if someone throws an RP at Red_Enrics and bumps him high enough, him and Kirran should live
<Red_Enrics> ...somebody...please. ;~;
* Kirran throws some reroll action at Red.
<Red_Enrics> $17d10
<Vincent_Valentine> I still wonder how its +7 successes against me
<DM> it's got Shadow 7, you have Light 1, it's gaining 7 succeses from the affinity bonus
<Dex> yeah arent you shadow?
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 3, 5, 3, 4, 3, 3, 9, 4, 6, 9, 2, 8, 9, 9 and 5. Total: 93. Successes: 10.
<DM> (nope, Vincent is Light actually)
<Red_Enrics> (fuck)
<Dex> ok if a reroll will help
<Dex> ill toss it
<Dex> do it
<DM> (roll it again Red_Enrics
<Red_Enrics> $17d10
<Dex> or do i do it?
<Dex> someone do something
* Pain_Phantom titters madly.
<Dex> yes?
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 8, 3, 7, 1, 5, 6, 9, 4, 8, 5, 2, 8, 10, 6 and 1. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
<DM> *Red doges it!*
<Red_Enrics> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dex> so im down a reroll point now right?
<Dex> never used one before
<DM> (yep)
<DM> *Vincent_Valentine and Kirran are pulled into the void, taking 12 damage each!*
<DM> (excluding damage reduction)
<Dex> never had to
<DM> $turns
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Kirran> 2h
* Vincent_Valentine is dead.
<DM> *The arm dies to disease...*
<Kirran> Wait, did healing aura hit before, or after that attack?
<DM> *Null is canceled*
<DM> it hits after that attack
<DM> that was technically at the end of the last round
<Kirran> Okay, so I'm at 4h, 8m then.
<DM> so... anything that hits at the start NOW triggers
<DM> *Null blocks its recovery!*
<PenumbraPhantom> 23h, 6m - Diseased | Leg2, 25h
<Kirran> Vincent, man, we got to get you some fairies to dance you back alive again.
<Dex> Hey Garunoff your crappy phantom thing is looking a quite 'ARMLESS now!
<Dex> and im out of arm based puns
* PenumbraPhantom tries to cast Void Drop on Red_Enrics! (Roll Courage -3)
<Kirran> Looks like we've got a leg up on him?
<PenumbraPhantom> $22d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 5, 3, 10, 8, 7, 4, 6, 1, 1, 4, 10, 4, 5, 6, 1, 4, 10, 7, 1 and 10. Total: 118. Successes: 17.
<DM> o_O
<Kirran> >_>
<Vincent_Valentine> O_o
<Double_Ex> did you guys see my arm pun?
<DM> yep
<Double_Ex> was it so bad i got disconnected?
<DM> lol, I guess
* PenumbraPhantom fails to do anything as lag blocks its attack... but it's still out of magic.
<PenumbraPhantom> 23h, 0m - Diseased | Leg2, 25h
<PenumbraPhantom> $endturn
<Tatl> PenumbraPhantom: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
<Kirran> (Shouldn't it have 1m?)
* DarknutSoul tries phasing through Leg2! (Roll Courage)
<DM> (meh, screw it)
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DarknutSoul> $23d10
<Tatl> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 3, 6, 8, 6, 8, 5, 1, 4, 4, 6, 1, 7, 8, 5, 3, 8, 8, 2, 8, 10 and 10. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 4, 7, 1, 2, 9, 9, 4, 3, 6, 9, 9, 1, 2, 10, 5, 1, 7, 8, 10, 1 and 3. Total: 119. Successes: 14.
<Kirran> (lol)
<DM> there we go
<DarknutSoul> -5 successes
* DarknutSoul does 12 damage to Leg2.
<DarknutSoul> 13m
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: PenumbraPhantom (9), DarknutSoul (8), Kirran (7), Dex (7) and Red_Enrics (1).
<PenumbraPhantom> 23h, 0m - Diseased | Leg2, 13h
<Kirran> (Vincent's up first)
<DM> (Vincent is dead)
<DM> (your move, Kirran, lol)
<Kirran> Oh, that's right...
* Vincent_Valentine is dead.
* Kirran goes for the body of the phantom with everything he's got (roll courage)
<Kirran> $17d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 5, 9, 1, 1, 8, 3, 5, 8, 2, 5, 6, 3, 8, 10 and 5. Total: 88. Successes: 12.
<Kirran> $30d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 4, 5, 7, 9, 2, 6, 2, 5, 8, 7, 9, 2, 7, 4, 3, 7, 9, 6, 1, 3, 2, 7 and 6. Total: 164. Successes: 20.
<PenumbraPhantom> $12d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 2, 4, 2, 1, 7, 4, 2, 2, 6 and 4. Total: 52. Successes: 4.
* Kirran feels for a moment as though he's channeling the spirit of some great sport player, though what sport and what player is beyond him.
<DM> *Your lance pierces the body, causing an automatic 50 damage to the remainder of Penumbra's Phantom's hearts. The magic siphons back to everyone, restoring everyone to full magic (even dead ol' Vincent... who's still dead).*
 <Garunoff> Gahh... heh heh.... ahahhahhahah... so....
 <Garunoff> You think you've won?
<Raine> Making it rain...magical sparkling rain!...
* Vincent_Valentine is still dead.
<Dex> im at full hp anyway so HA
<DM> *Vincent revives with 1 Heart.*
<DM> *The body of the phantom fades slightly, but the head finally materializes into the physical realm.*
 <Garunoff> It's not over yet!
 <Garunoff> Come! Show me what passes for fury upon your misbegotten kind!
<DM> (sorry, had to quote it, seemed fitting)
<Dex> Why fury?
<DM> Phantom's head - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256-post-608.html#pid608
<Dex> Why not love?
<Dex> Or apathy?
<Dex> Infact... What Is Love?
 <Garunoff> You... YOU who DARE to ally with those BACKSTABBING SHEIKAH?
* DM face-palms.
<Dex> Garunoff dont hurt us. Dont hurt us. No more.
* Kirran points his lance at the head.
<DM> lulz
<Kirran> Rokan will be avenged.
 <Garunoff> Hmph... so be it.
<DM> *Re-roll initiatives!
<Dex> I dont know. You're right there. Gave you a beating but you dont care. What is right? What is wrong? Give us a sign!
<DarknutSoul> $init 1d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<PenumbraPhantom> $init 2d9
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7 and 7.
<Dex> $1d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
<Dex> wait
<Dex> WAIT
<Dex> $init 1d10
<Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
<Kirran> $init 1d11
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
<Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM> *Four 7's!*
<Dex> da da dahdah da dahdah da da da da da dah da dada
<Dex> JACKPOT!
<Dex> dingdingdingding
<Dex> how many rupees do i get?
<DM> *Everyone gets 343 Rupees!*
<Red_Enrics> o.o
<Dex> WOO
<Vincent_Valentine> o.o
<Kirran> Does Vincent go into Hyper mode?
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<Kirran> Um, does that mean I get a bonus turn?
<DM> ah, right
<DM> Bonus Turns: Kirran
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<Red_Enrics> o.o
* Kirran gives his other bottled fairy to Vincent.
<DM> *Vincent's hearts recover to maximum!*
<DM> (wait, seriously, you haven't died yet Kirran?!)
<Raine> I saw that Kirran, you rotten...loveable...bastard..I'll cut out your heart and...hug it!
<DM> *Bonus turn over!*
<DM> $turns
<Kirran> If I end turn, does that end my current turn overall?
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<Kirran> (And no, I haven't died. I'm at 4h right now.)
<DM> (bonus turn = a full turn, it just starts before the first round starts)
<DM> (anyhow Kirran, your real turn hath arrived)
<DM> (err, actual turn... whatever)
* Kirran drinks his milk, it does his body good.
<Kirran> 12h, 8m
<Kirran> $endturn
<Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
* Kirran is very scared about what Raine will do if he bites the dust this quickly.
* DarknutSoul casts Infect on the Eyegouger again!
<DarknutSoul> 8m
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. PenumbraPhantom: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<DM> (hahahahahah)
<DM> (dat random chance, lulz)
<Raine> It'll only hurt a little...for ETERNITY!!!
<Vincent_Valentine> 13h, 6m.
<Kirran> 0_0
* PenumbraPhantom Void Drops Kirran! (Roll Courage)
<PenumbraPhantom> (err, Courage -3)
<PenumbraPhantom> $35d10
<Kirran> $23d10
<PenumbraPhantom> +7 successes (+9, -2)
<Kirran> Oh for the love of....
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 7, 5, 6, 8, 2, 2, 3, 4, 8, 1, 4, 3, 6, 7, 1, 3, 9, 10, 6, 1, 8, 2, 10, 7, 7, 8, 2, 9, 6, 7, 8, 4 and 5. Total: 195. Successes: 24.
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 6, 3, 6, 6, 4, 6, 6, 2, 3, 1, 10, 9, 6, 10, 4, 2, 4, 10, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 124. Successes: 17.
<PenumbraPhantom> $1d5
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
<DM> O_o
<DM> (anyone wanna RP that?)
<DM> (that'll one-shot Kirran)
<DM> (the $1d5, that is)
<DM> (cause that's 15 - 2 = 13 damage)
<Kirran> (lol)
<Dex> well i dont want kirran dying
<Dex> what are we rerolling
<Kirran> The 1d5, I think.
<DM> RP rolling the $1d5
<Kirran> There's no way I'm dodging 35d10
<Dex> ENSIGN MAKE IT SO
<Dex> reroll the 1d5
<PenumbraPhantom> $1d5
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<DM> *Kirran drops from a decent height from his original position, taking 9 - 2 = 7 damage.*
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 45m
<PenumbraPhantom> $endturn
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom has ended their turn. PenumbraPhantom: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<Kirran> 5h, 8m
<Kirran> OOwwwww
* PenumbraPhantom casts Dark Matter! (Everyone roll your highest stat)
<PenumbraPhantom> $35d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 3, 10, 8, 1, 4, 3, 3, 1, 2, 9, 9, 10, 4, 3, 3, 10, 1, 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 7, 6, 3, 10, 7, 10, 2, 3, 6, 5 and 7. Total: 175. Successes: 21.
<DM> (plus shield bonuses)
<Kirran> $26d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 5, 9, 10, 2, 6, 10, 5, 3, 7, 5, 10, 5, 1, 7, 5, 3, 8, 6, 7, 4, 9, 3, 3 and 7. Total: 144. Successes: 20.
<Dex> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 3, 10, 7, 6, 10, 5, 1, 5, 5, 4, 1, 2, 8, 5, 5, 4, 1, 7, 4, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
<DM> +7 succeses vs. Kirran
<Vincent_Valentine> (My shield bonus reset. ;_;)
<DM> -3 succeses vs. Dex
<DM> -2 succeses vs. Red_Enrics
* Kirran is banging his head against a brick wall.
<DM> +9 successes vs. Vincent_Valentine
<Vincent_Valentine> $29d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 1, 5, 6, 8, 5, 6, 3, 6, 4, 10, 1, 2, 1, 8, 9, 5, 5, 6, 8, 2, 10, 4, 9, 1, 2, 9 and 5. Total: 161. Successes: 23.
<Red_Enrics> 9
<Red_Enrics> (Wisdom?)
<DM> (no, your highest stat)
<Red_Enrics> (Include Shield?)
* Vincent_Valentine still experiences pain.
<DM> (yep)
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 3, 9, 8, 4, 2, 2, 7, 8, 7, 3, 3, 7, 5, 9, 9, 4, 9, 3, 2, 3, 8 and 7. Total: 129. Successes: 13.
<Vincent_Valentine> 7h, 6m. | Shield Active.
* DM throws a nerfbomb at Dark Matter... for now.
* Raine readies herself to bring some pain/cookies to Kirran's existence
<DM> (yeah, just gonna cause it to do damage equal to difference in successes)
<DM> 6 damage to Vincent
<DM> 5 damage to Kirran
<DM> ROLLOFF  vs Dex
<Kirran> $1d4
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Dex> what am i rolling?
<Dex> same as last time?
<DM> yep
<Dex> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 2, 7, 9, 2, 2, 2, 10, 4, 7, 10, 6, 5, 4, 6, 4, 10, 6, 7, 8, 5, 5 and 7. Total: 134. Successes: 18.
<Raine> Oh, oh....I think I'll just be nice for now. But if you fail me again Kirran....
<DM> 3 damage to Red_Enrics
<Dex> 18 again
<PenumbraPhantom> $35d10
* Kirran dies and is revived at 3 hearts by his psychofairy friend.
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 1, 5, 3, 4, 1, 10, 8, 3, 8, 3, 10, 8, 5, 6, 2, 8, 4, 9, 3, 10, 5, 1, 6, 1, 9, 2, 2, 6, 5, 5, 9, 8 and 8. Total: 195. Successes: 26.
<Red_Enrics> D:
<Dex> no luck for me
<DM> -3 successes, so.... 23 - 18 = 5 - 2 = 3 damage to Dex
<DM> (lol, good thing you didn't roll a 4, Kirran!)
<Dex> 13 h 10 m
* Raine just titters darkly to herself and rubs her tiny hands together.
<PenumbraPhantom> ??h, 20m
<PenumbraPhantom> $endturn
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<Kirran> 3h, 8m
<DM> *The field starts distorting...*
* Red_Enrics thwacks the boss with the power of Fireblast micspamming. (Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics> (I'm in a call with him. :3)
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 7, 5, 4, 10, 3, 1, 5, 6, 9, 4, 7, 6, 2, 2, 7, 7, 7, 1, 4, 8, 6 and 9. Total: 129. Successes: 16.
<PenumbraPhantom> $10d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 7, 2, 6, 7, 6, 6 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
<DM> *Your attack deals 8 damage!*
<Red_Enrics> Another epic hit from me!
<PenumbraPhantom> 42h, 20m | Null
<Red_Enrics> (Good god, my luck is insane today.)
<Red_Enrics> 16h 2m
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<DM> alright.... 1 = double damage | 2 = all attacks gain +5 dice | 3 = all defending rolls are increased by 5 dice | 4 = Everyone rolls Courage against a swarm of Geodudes passing by, if you're hit, you take 5 damage | 5 = Sephiroth kicks me
<DM> $3d5
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 4, 2 and 2. Total: 8.
<DM> *FIELD EFFECTS! - Everyone gains +10 dice when attacking!*
<Dex> Nothing up my sleeves!
<Dex> Hup hup hup!
<DM> *A swarm of Geodudes pass through, hitting everyone with the +10 dice bonus! Everyone roll Courage!*
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 1, 7, 10, 3, 8, 10, 4, 7, 6, 9, 9, 1, 9, 2, 10, 9, 3, 7, 8, 6, 2, 3, 6, 1, 6, 8, 4 and 5. Total: 173. Successes: 22.
<Red_Enrics> LOLWUT
<Dex> Roll courage vs an eyegouging!
<Dex> whaaat
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 3, 9, 10, 7, 10, 6, 10, 9, 7, 1, 2, 6, 6, 10, 4, 1, 9, 4, 5, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 149. Successes: 22.
* DarknutSoul is immune to physical damage.
<Dex> my attack flow is ruined now
<Dex> $24d10
<Vincent_Valentine> $30d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 2, 5, 6, 1, 3, 6, 10, 10, 5, 7, 6, 5, 4, 2, 9, 1, 10, 9, 1, 7, 10 and 5. Total: 136. Successes: 20.
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 2, 7, 6, 9, 6, 10, 9, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 6, 4, 5, 8, 2, 5, 10, 5, 1, 6, 9, 10, 8, 10, 8 and 9. Total: 185. Successes: 26.
<Red_Enrics> (WHAT IS OUR LUCK TODAY?!)
<DM> *The fourth wall distorts in agony as it allows the geodudes to pass through.*
<Red_Enrics> (IT'S SO GOOD.)
<PenumbraPhantom> $10d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 4, 9, 2, 6, 2, 2 and 5. Total: 46. Successes: 4.
<DM> ROLLOFF  vs. Red_Enrics
<Red_Enrics> (...someone else got the same roll. :|)
<DM> (yeah, geodudes got 22, you got 22)
<Red_Enrics> (Oh, that was you.)
<DM> (so that's a rolloff)
<Kirran> $36d10
<DM> (lol)
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 3, 3, 3, 10, 6, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 7, 3, 3, 10, 3, 5, 9, 10, 9, 6, 1, 3, 9, 4, 10, 4, 7, 6, 5, 5, 6, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 205. Successes: 28.
<Red_Enrics> $24d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 4, 3, 6, 5, 1, 8, 3, 6, 6, 8, 3, 10, 4, 5, 4, 4, 4, 6, 2, 8, 9 and 7. Total: 132. Successes: 15.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 10, 9, 4, 10, 2, 3, 7, 3, 1, 5, 4, 4, 6, 5, 6, 3, 10, 6, 7, 5, 2, 9, 5, 9, 1, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 163. Successes: 21.
<Red_Enrics> (FUCK)
<DM> *Vincent, Red_Enrics, and Penumbra's Phantom are hit, taking 5 damage each! (excluding damage reduction*
<Vincent_Valentine> How the fuck am I hit?
<Red_Enrics> (Allow me to quote Joshua from FE8)
<PenumbraPhantom> 37h, 20m | Null
<Red_Enrics> ("Heh, looks like my luck just ran out.")
<DM> (oh, my bad
<DM> (oooooh, that's Dex
<DM> *Dex is hit, not Vincent_Valentine, Dex takes 5 - 2 = 3 damage*
<Red_Enrics> (5 damage = 3 because armor = 2)
<DM> *The fourth wall reasserts itself, though the dark matter flow still affects the field.*
<DM> (kay)
<Red_Enrics> (Correct?)
<DM> (yep)
 <Garunoff> What... in the **** just happened.
<Kirran> (Does that mean we still have +10)
<Kirran> (?)
<Dex> Can I attack now?
<DM> (still +10 dice when attacking)
<DM> (yep)
<DM> $turns
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<Dex> EYEGOUGE
<Dex> ROLL COURAGE
<Dex> hold on maths
<Dex> $29d10
<Dex> i think
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 1, 10, 1, 1, 9, 5, 4, 10, 8, 1, 3, 6, 5, 5, 7, 3, 7, 1, 9, 7, 9, 1, 5, 4, 10, 5 and 10. Total: 156. Successes: 22.
<PenumbraPhantom> $10d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 6, 7, 1, 2, 9, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
<Dex> +3 damage
<Dex> also blind
<DM> 22 - 8 = 14 + 3 = 17 damage
<Dex> also infected
<DM> (not yet, just depth perception loss)
<DM> (also, now that I look at it... that didn't transfer to your profile completely)
<Dex> it didnt?
<PenumbraPhantom> 20h, 20m | Null | Diseased | Depth Perception Loss
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<DM> (holy crap Dex, you just caused -6 dice when attacking/defending on it)
<Dex> DAMN YOU ALL
<Dex> Also
* Raine is tired from reviving Kirran. She's gonna nap now.
<Dex> eh I was going to make an eye pun but nevermind.
<DM> lulz
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
* Vincent_Valentine switches to Dual Shot mode with Piercing bullets; (Roll Power x2!)
<Vincent_Valentine> $45d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 7, 9, 9, 8, 2, 1, 6, 2, 4, 1, 9, 5, 6, 2, 8, 10, 2, 7, 3, 6, 7, 5, 6, 9, 8, 9, 5, 4, 1, 9, 8, 6, 10, 7, 3, 3, 3, 9, 6, 5, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 254. Successes: 32.
<Vincent_Valentine> $45d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 1, 7, 4, 8, 7, 8, 2, 7, 7, 5, 3, 6, 6, 5, 2, 9, 10, 1, 3, 4, 2, 7, 9, 2, 4, 10, 6, 2, 1, 2, 10, 2, 1, 3, 2, 5, 3, 9, 7, 4, 4, 1 and 4. Total: 217. Successes: 24.
<DM> hooooooooooly crap
<Kirran> Vincent's in lucky 7's mode!
<PenumbraPhantom> $4d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 4 and 10. Total: 26. Successes: 4.
<PenumbraPhantom> $4d10
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 3 and 5. Total: 22. Successes: 3.
<DM> (I'm not even going to calculate that)
<Red_Enrics> (I have lucky attacks...but not lucky defence. ;~;)
<Vincent_Valentine> 7h, 2m. | Shield Active.
<Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Kirran (11), DarknutSoul (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), PenumbraPhantom (7), Red_Enrics (7), Dex (6) and Vincent_Valentine (4).
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<Red_Enrics> ummm....
<Red_Enrics> wat
<Vincent_Valentine> "Payback, fucker."
<DM> (hahahahah)
<Dex> Shall we mock him?
<Dex> Let's mock him!
<Dex> HA HA HA STUPID PHANTOM THING!
<DM> *Your bullets send the phantom into oblivion. The eyes rapture into its head as the collective voids implode, causing a black hole! Everyone roll Wisdom!*
<Dex> OH SHIT!
<DM> hahahahahah
<Dex> $20d10
<Kirran> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 2, 4, 10, 9, 3, 8, 5, 4, 4, 4, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 123. Successes: 13.
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 2, 9, 5, 10, 8, 5, 5, 10, 8, 7, 3, 8, 5, 9, 1, 10 and 1. Total: 126. Successes: 20.
<PenumbraPhantom> $35d10
* Vincent_Valentine dies from the black hole.
<Navi> PenumbraPhantom: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 7, 9, 2, 2, 5, 10, 8, 7, 6, 7, 9, 4, 4, 7, 7, 4, 7, 6, 3, 2, 7, 4, 6, 2, 2, 6, 5, 1, 6, 5, 4, 2 and 5. Total: 182. Successes: 23.
<Kirran> (Holy shi...
<DM> (no affinity bonuses this time)
<Red_Enrics> )WHAT DO I ROLL? o.o)
<DM> (Wisdom)
<DM> (... plus shield)
<Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 2, 7, 1, 2, 1 and 1. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
<DM> (cause shields totally work vs. black holes)
<Vincent_Valentine> Yep, death.
<Red_Enrics> $17d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 6, 8, 5, 4, 1, 3, 9, 9, 10, 4, 2, 5, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 94. Successes: 12.
<Dex> pretty sure im going to die
<Vincent_Valentine> DEATH NUMBER FIVE.
<DM> hahahahah
<Kirran> Yeah, I'm hosed too.
<Red_Enrics> Did we just all die?)
<DM> 23 - 13 = 10 + 10 - 2 = 18 damage to Dex
<Vincent_Valentine> I HOLD THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST DEATHS IN A SINGLE ZURPG QUEST.
<DM> hahahahahahah
<Kirran> You should carry a fairy fountain around with you Vincent.
<Dex> i thinkkkk i might use a reroll point on myself?
<Dex> can i do that?
* Darte schemes
<Dex> is that doable?
<DM> Vincent, not even calculating that damage
<DM> 23 - 12 = 11 + 2 - 3 = 10 damage to Red_Enrics
<Red_Enrics> fucking
<DarknutSoul> $25d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 4, 1, 8, 7, 7, 3, 5, 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 6, 6, 5, 8, 10, 3, 4, 2, 3 and 1. Total: 118. Successes: 14.
<Red_Enrics> 4h
<DM> (Red, I think you're the only one that lives, lol)
* Vincent_Valentine throws a reroll at PenumbraPhantom
<Vincent_Valentine> (Hopefully someone else can live..)
<DM> (uhh, you sure you wanna do that?
<DM> (one person lives = everyone lives)
<DM> 23 - 20 = 3 + 8 - 2 = 9 damage
<Vincent_Valentine> meh, fine.
<DM> *to Kirran
* DarknutSoul is sucked into the black hole, BUT SINCE IT DOESN'T COUNT AS SPELL DAMAGE, it takes no damage.
<Kirran> Plot armor, baby...
<Red_Enrics> (Well, the main heroes of this chapter seem to be me and Kirran, because I was well, controlling DarknutSoul man, and Kirran was pretty important in this quest.)
<DM> *You all get sucked into the black hole, most of you die as the vacuum shoots a cannon of blood out of the other end.*
* Red_Enrics survives the chaos
<Dex> HOLD ON A TICK
* Kirran dies smiling.
<Dex> its not spell damage?
<DM> *Courtesies of laws, you all revive back with 1 heart.*
<Red_Enrics> Welp
<DM> (yep, it actually isn't classified as spell damage)
<Dex> do i have time to slip on a ring?
<Dex> or use a ring or whatever
<DM> (sure?)
* Red_Enrics survives...but at the cost of his Recruit Outfit getting destroyed, he is back to his normal clothes.
 <Garunoff> No... how can this be?! Grr....
<Kirran> (You know, i could do a pointless attack with a ring myself)
<Dex> annnnd can i reroll?
 <Garunoff> I shall get you all back... next time.
<DM> (sure, go ahead)
<Dex> wait i shoul make sure i understand how thisworks first ha ha
<Kirran> (A cat hisses evilly)
<Dex> ok so the whimsical ring doubles my dice bonuses
<Red_Enrics> (That'd be a useless Reroll, since we all survived because of me.)
<DM> (yeah, Dex, no point, lol)
<Dex> ok nevermind
<Dex> PRINCIPLE of the thing man.
 <Garunoff> When Hyrule is in chaos once more, they will come for me... and I shall return to-
<DM> *His voice suddenly cuts off, as the body of Penumbra reappears.*
<DM> *It doesn't seem as vicious though...
<DM> *In fact, you all feel soothed by its presence, like a blanket of shadows is wrapping around you all.*
<Raine> Master!
<Dex> Soothed enough for full hearts?
<DM> *As he speaks, the shadows engulf you all, healing you all to maximum hearts and magic.*
<Penumbra> Ahh... I feel... like myself, once more... how long as it been since I last lived?
<DM> (okay, regarding exp, I think that fight deserves quite a bit.... wasn't gonna go this high, but screw it)
<DM> +100 EXP
<DM> +500 Rupees
<DM> annnd forced drops.... party members * 2, let's see...
<Vincent_Valentine> $calc 108-65
<Kefka> 108-65 = 43
<DM> 8 forced drops, whoo!
<DM> $8d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3 and 3. Total: 18.
<DM> $3d50
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 50 Sides. Result: 26, 16 and 1. Total: 43.
<DM> kay, screw those ring rolls
<DM> $3d50
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 50 Sides. Result: 8, 13 and 45. Total: 66.
* DM has his own RP, suckers.
<Darte> http://tinyurl.com/pvg7fbn
<DM> *1 Heart Container, 4 Magic Contaiers, 2 Common Rings, and 1 Ascended Ring drop!*
<DM> hahahahah Darte
<Dex> hmm
<Dex> yoinks a heart and magic container
* Vincent_Valentine dartes in and scoops up -- FUCK YOU DEX.
<Red_Enrics> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kirran> I'll take a common ring
<DM> Rings - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
<DM> hahahahahah
<Red_Enrics> I need 1 Magic container. ;~;
<Dex> <3
<DM> if you two want to talk it out, you can
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in brambles. Ouch! «14,857»)
<Vincent_Valentine> I wanted the heart container. ;_;
<Red_Enrics> If you give me that Heart Container, Dex
<Penumbra> I thank you all for freeing me... or part of me.
<Kirran> On second though, since no one is running for it, I'll yoink the ascended ring instead.
<Red_Enrics> Nolyghots will kiss you. (Reference to Dex being a Necropheliac in Kick Quest. :3)
<Penumbra> I was trying to return to the world, when... the evil Gerudo man... his soul caught me and possessed part of me.
<Dex> I'll give it to the pwerson with the lowest heart count.
<Dex> Red is out of the running though simply for the necrophillia reference.
<Penumbra> I no longer have the ability to fully return on my own will, but I will rest and return with part of myself....
<Penumbra> Is there anything you desire from me?
<Red_Enrics> :<
<Vincent_Valentine> 13h, 7m.
<Kirran> Do you know of the portal here?
<Red_Enrics> Hmm
<Dex> Well... I'm Shadow... You're Shadow... let's work something out!
<Dex> 13H total?
<Dex> or 13H currently
<Raine> Hmm...maybe not...back to sleep..
<Penumbra> Portal? Ah, why yes... I believe I can fix it up...
<Vincent_Valentine> total.
<Dex> bah fine take it
<Dex> i didnt know you were so weak in the hp department
<Kirran> That would be my only request of you, kindly guardian.
<Dex> well whats left to scrounge then?
<Penumbra> You are.... welcome...
<Vincent_Valentine> Why do you think I died 5 times this quest? :P
<Penumbra> I shall now.. go back to sleep..... good night, to you all...
<Vincent_Valentine> Thank you Dex.
* Kirran bows politely
<Red_Enrics> (How much EXP did we get?)
<Vincent_Valentine> And thank you, sir Penumbra.
<Red_Enrics> (And money.)
<Dex> No magic?
<DM> (+100 EXP, +500 Rupees)
<Dex> For a Shadowbro?
* Penumbra fades away. As he does, the altar summons a portal. It looks similar to when Vincent opened up a gateway to the Lifestream.
 <Dampe> Is... is it over now? Can I... go home?
<DM> *You notice he was hiding in a corner the whole time.*
<Orithan> (Before we go, Can I roll the forced drops that didn't happen for the Arder Battle?)
<DM> (roll 'em in #zuchat, and then Sephiroth and Fireblast and your guy can pick 'em up)
<Dex> Did everyone take magic containers?
<Vincent_Valentine> (You did random drops, which failed.)
<Dex> Or is there anything left that nobody grabbed?
<Kirran> Two common rings, I think
<DM> *The portal seems to fluctuate slightly.*
<Kirran> I took the ascended one.
* Vincent_Valentine turns to Dampe: "Go."
 <Dampe> Ah, I think... I shall sleep now... I thank you all for accompanying me on this journey.
<Kirran> Is it safe Vincent?
* Dex grabs both. "Does anyone want this second ring?"
<DM> *Dampe drops a key on the ground.*
* Vincent_Valentine grabs the key.
* Kirran senses something amiss with the portal.
<DM> (I'll write the key up later)
<Kirran> Wait!
<DM> *The portal seems to be fluctuating more as Dampe approaches it.*
<DM> *Dampe seems to be ignoring you once again, as if lulled in by the portal.*
<Kirran> Dampe! Hold on, something's amiss!
<DM> *He stops and turns.*
 <Dampe> Good bye, everybody. It was nice knowing you all in my final moments... *waves*
* Kirran readies his lance.
<DM> *He turns back around towards the portal.*
<Kirran> Don't move
<Kirran> ...
<Red_Enrics> Hmm....
<DM> *He continues back towards the portal.*
* Kirran quickly scans the portal, in a last ditch effort to avoid attacking the ghost
<DM> (scan?)
<Kirran> (Trying to find out what's wrong, visually)
<DM> *As you look into it, you see a wide grin dripping with blood. The grin flickers in and out, and it continues to widen as Dampe gets closer.*
 <Dampe> Sleepy... time....
* Kirran runs to the portal, jumping in front of Dampe and swinging instead at the face within the portal
<DM> (Roll whatever it is you're using to swing at it)
<Kirran> $17d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 2, 2, 9, 2, 5, 7, 4, 10, 2, 8, 5, 2, 5, 9 and 10. Total: 90. Successes: 12.
<Kirran> $30d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 6, 10, 8, 3, 6, 2, 7, 3, 8, 4, 1, 9, 10, 6, 8, 2, 4, 7, 10, 5, 8, 6, 3, 7, 3, 7, 10 and 10. Total: 188. Successes: 26.
<Kirran> You can't have him!
<DM> *Rokan's spirit returns briefly and punches the evil grin as the lance passes through the portal. The power of the swing causes it to the portal to destabilize.*
<Red_Enrics> Hmmmm
<DM> *The portal closes.*
 <Dampe> Huh? Wha? What happened? Where am i?!
<Red_Enrics> Did he just be a dick for no reason?
<DM> *He looks around and notices everyone else.*
<Kirran> Dampe, are you safe?
 <Dampe> Wait... the last thing I remember... was... there was a bridge, and then I just... blanked out.
 <Dampe> I... I feel fine now.
<Kirran> Good, then all is well.
<DM> *He breathes heavily, shivering slightly.*
<Red_Enrics> Now then
* Kirran drops to a knee, exhausted.
<Red_Enrics> What about accessing your house outside the Shadow temple?
<DM> *The key dangles from Vincent's hand.*
 <Dampe> What? House? Wait, what about... what about the afterlife?
<Red_Enrics> Hmm
<Red_Enrics> I guess you're not ready to pass on...interesting.
* Vincent_Valentine is just standing there, twirling a key on one of his fingers.
<Kirran> That was no portal to the afterlife friend...just a false promise by a thief.
<Vincent_Valentine> "Any idea where this goes?"
 <Dampe> Th... thank you... for saving me... from... a second death.
 <Dampe> Well, you accompanied me this far... key's all yours. *sigh* ... should be my house.
<Dex> We accept cash, credit and personal cheques.
<DM> *Something from the altar drops...*
<DM> *It appears to be a spectral key - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256-post-608.html#pid608
<Kirran> I'll take it.
<DM> *As you pick it up, you recall there being a door in the main room that was locked but didn't seem to have a lock.*
<DM> *The key stops glowing though and turns physical. Seems it doesn't light back up until you hit Level 40.*
 <Dampe> Well then... the barrier, yes, the barrier!
<Dex> HOLD ON A TICK!
<Penumbra> One last gift to you all....
<DM> *His voice exits as a light descends from the top of the dome.*
<Dex> If we all hold it at the same time... our combined levels will be in the 50s for sure!
<Penumbra> It leads to the surface.... good night...
* DM face-palms at Dex.
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in front of Kefka's Ambulance. I wonder where its going? «14,858»)
<Dex> BY OUR POWERS COMBINED YOU WILL OPEN THAT DAMN DOOR!
<DM> (If you get a key that's Level 40 required... it probably means there's Level 40+ enemies behind whatever that key unlocks)
* Vincent_Valentine enters the light.
<Dex> BUT theres ALSO level 40 treasure!
<DM> *You enter the light as you teleport to the surface.*
* Kirran gets up shakily and heads for the light.
<Dex> Pshhh fiiiine.
<DM> *As you reach the surface, Dampe heads straight for the Shadow Temple.*
* Dex sulks and skulks into the light.
 <Dampe> Yes, yes YES- what.
<DM> *Dampe reaches the entrance to the Shadow Temple.*
 <Dampe> ... was that.. not it?
<DM> *The barrier is still there.*
 <Dampe> *sighs* .... off to find another portal to the afterlife....
<Red_Enrics> Well, good luck with thaat, I'm off to get whatever mystery lies inside your house
 <Dampe> *sulks* ... take what you will....
<DM> -=QUEST END=-