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  1. [2013-11-14 10:51:32] -->| YOU (Keras) have joined #Oddjobcouriergame
  2. [2013-11-14 10:51:32] =-= Topic for #Oddjobcouriergame is ``OOC: #OddjobCourierOOC''
  3. [2013-11-14 10:51:32] =-= Topic for #Oddjobcouriergame was set by Shadelow on Monday, 4 November 2013 7:19:10 p.m.
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  16. [2013-11-14 11:15:31] =-= Shadelow is now known as Pony_18128
  17. [2013-11-14 11:15:37] =-= The is now known as The_Doctor
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  24. [2013-11-14 11:24:28] * Shadelow freaks out for a minute, trying to think who was missing.
  25. [2013-11-14 11:24:45] <Keras> TDP
  26. [2013-11-14 11:24:45] <Riot> ThatDarnPony?
  27. [2013-11-14 11:24:53] * Shadelow realizes the game has only 5 players and one's going to run late >.<
  28. [2013-11-14 11:25:04] * The_Doctor pat pats a Shadelow
  29. [2013-11-14 11:27:06] <Shadelow> Mhm. Turns out he just got a job and it ends 6pm on wednesdays.
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  33. [2013-11-14 11:47:56] <Shadelow> There was a lonely little house in the middle of the wasteland. It was old, rotted and had seemed to be built from before the war. As odd as things looked, this is exactly where they were told to meet up.
  34. [2013-11-14 11:47:56] * Camshaft looks about the place
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  37. [2013-11-14 11:47:56] * Riot was flying up in the sky, his sunglasses on as he looked below himself. He decided to comment on the lonely little house before he lands. "Would of thought somepony offering 5000 caps for delivering shit would at least have a better house to live in." He then landed, where he saw Camshaft looking around. "Yo! You the one offering the job?"
  38. [2013-11-14 11:47:59] * Camshaft shakes her head "No, I'm here for the job."
  39. [2013-11-14 11:48:00] <Camshaft> "But it dose look more like a shack than a house."
  40. [2013-11-14 11:48:00] * The_Doctor takes out his binoculars and looks at the house from a distance before putting them away and stroling towards the house with a little jump in his step.
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  43. [2013-11-14 11:49:03] * Riot took a look at what he thought was a poor excuse for a house before replying back to Camshaft. "I think it's a shit shack if you asked me. But whatever." He trots around the little house, tapping a hoof against it to see how stable it was.
  44. [2013-11-14 11:49:08] =-= Pony_4789 is now known as Shadelow
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  46. [2013-11-14 11:50:17] <Shadelow> As he pokes the wall it creaks noisily, something inside falling with a crash.
  47. [2013-11-14 11:51:13] * Riot paused for a moment after he heard the crash ... meh. He shrugged as he looked to Camshaft. "Anypony asks you didn't see anything."
  48. [2013-11-14 11:51:48] * Keras crests a shallow rise, spying the dilapidated shack with a few ponies milling around it, and an extra one heading towards it.
  49. [2013-11-14 11:53:08] * The_Doctor walks up to one of the shack's walls and taps lightly on it with a hoof before hearing somthing crash from the inside. "Oh my," he looks at Riot, "you there, what's your name?"
  50. [2013-11-14 11:54:38] * Riot turned around to The_Doctor. "What, you're going to tattle on me? If it's anypony's fault, it should be the wiseass who thought it was a good idea to live in this shit shack."
  51. [2013-11-14 11:57:10] * Camshaft holds out a hoof "My name is Camshaft, and your name is?"
  52. [2013-11-14 12:00:01] * Riot just shrugged as he shook Camshaft's hoof. "Riot. Simple enough name to remember." He then looks back at the Doctor, taking notice of his Fez. "Don't know where you got that." He then trots to the entrance of the shack and spoke out loud. "Yo, anypony with a brain still alive in there?"
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  54. [2013-11-14 12:00:40] * The_Doctor looks a bit angry "For your information, this is a lovely shack. It may not look it, but i bet you on the inside it looks smashing." Looks at Camshaft and shakes her hoof, "I don't have a name, names are silly. But you can call me Doctor."
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  61. [2013-11-14 12:06:13] * Riot turned back to 'The_Doctor', not appearing to mind having somepony mad at him. It was his job after all, pissing ponies off. "Well I think it's a shit shack for your information Doc."
  62. [2013-11-14 12:07:30] <Shadelow> There was no answer, just a rustic sqeak as the wind turned the old chicken wind checker, pointing at them.
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  66. [2013-11-14 12:09:20] * Camshaft looks at 'The_Doctor' and ask's "A doctor of what?"
  67. [2013-11-14 12:10:35] * Riot just sighed. "Alright, I'm just gonna assume this was one dirty prank, I'm gonna be really pissed." The Dashite said as he decides to enter the shack the exciting way ... kicking the door open!
  68. [2013-11-14 12:10:53] <The_Doctor> "Not a Doctor, The Doctor my dear Camshaft."
  69. [2013-11-14 12:12:02] * Keras observes the ponies around the shack exchange pleasantries and quarreling. Glimpsing something that might just be a trick of the light on top of the shack, she then begins a cautious trot down to meet them.
  70. [2013-11-14 12:12:54] * Camshaft shrugs "Well there are odder things I guess."
  71. [2013-11-14 12:13:31] <Shadelow> He kicked mightily at the door and it stood no chance! It explodes into splinters that hits everypony and the rest of the large pieces are just pathetically dropped beside where the door was.
  72. [2013-11-14 12:16:06] * The_Doctor looks at Riot "Well that's one way to do it..."
  73. [2013-11-14 12:16:12] * Riot didn't give a fuck about the splinters hitting everypony and himself. He decides to trot inside the shit shack trying to see who was inside.
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  76. [2013-11-14 12:17:15] * Keras notices the gathered ponies brutishly bash down the door, and shakes her head in disdain as she nears them, entering earshot.
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  80. [2013-11-14 12:18:49] * Camshaft flicks the wood splinters off her "You could have tried and see if it was locked or not."
  81. [2013-11-14 12:20:42] * Riot waved a hoof dismissively at Camshaft. "Did it matter? It's a shit shack, not like it would of mattered how I opened it." He looked inside the shack, wondering what he smashed and who was the idiot that hires ponies was.
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  86. [2013-11-14 12:24:30] * The_Doctor wipes off the would be splinters from jacket
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  96. [2013-11-14 12:34:40] <CentraBlu> As Riot stepped in he steps onto the broken pieces of a vase, a bunch of ashes that were inside scattered around where he came in.
  97. [2013-11-14 12:36:58] * Riot takes his hooves off the broken pieces as he looks at the vase for awhile. "... Ah fuck." He looked around to see if there was anything else inside. "If that fucking vase was the thing I was supposed to deliver, I'm blaming the idiot who lives here."
  98. [2013-11-14 12:38:26] * The_Doctor calls to Riot as he stands outside still watching around "You broke a vase?"
  99. [2013-11-14 12:38:49] * Keras comes to a stop behind the others. "Deliver? You're here for the job too?"
  100. [2013-11-14 12:40:24] * Riot called out for The_Doctor. "Why not ask the moron who thought it was a good idea to place a vase in a shit shack like this?" He then heard Keras' voice as he turned around to face .... whatever she was. "... The fuck did the wasteland do to you?"
  101. [2013-11-14 12:42:33] * Camshaft nods and look to the new pony "Yes, are you here for the job as well?"
  102. [2013-11-14 12:43:08] * Keras adjusts her sunglasses in order to better see into the darkness inside the shack when suddenly one of the ponies turns on her. "Do to me? Little more than what it does to those others still alive."
  103. [2013-11-14 12:43:20] * Keras nods at the nicer pony. "Yeah, I am."
  104. [2013-11-14 12:45:43] * Riot just shrugs at the batcorn's vague response. "Yeah, whatever." He looked further inside the shit shack. "So where the fuck is the asshole who hired us?" He said impatiently. He contemplated on blowing up the shit shack to ease his boredom, but sadly he was all out of explosives ... the main reason why he was here so that he could buy more.
  105. [2013-11-14 12:46:48] <CentraBlu> As he looks in the shit shack, the windows were so covered in grime and dirt that it was hard to make much out. There seems to be another door to downstairs and another up.
  106. [2013-11-14 12:47:23] * The_Doctor glares at Riot before turning to face Keras with a big happy grin. "Ah, ello miss" He then begins to circle around Keras. "Ah, a batpony? And not just a Batpony but also half unicorn... a Batcorn! How fun!" He said clapping his hooves together.
  107. [2013-11-14 12:47:39] * Camshaft smiles to the new comer "My names Camshaft, and yours is?"
  108. [2013-11-14 12:49:20] * Riot wasn't paying attention to everypony else. He decides to go to the door leading downstairs ... and because he was still pissed off at the shit shack (for being shitty) he kicks the door.
  109. [2013-11-14 12:49:56] <Keras> "My name's... Keras."
  110. [2013-11-14 12:51:19] * Camshaft looks to Riot "Oh for the love of, do you have to kick in all the doors you see."
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  118. [2013-11-14 13:03:59] * Riot kicked the door a second time as he replied to Camshaft. "For being a shit shack, yes." His second kick made the lock give up, making the Dashite grin. "And I find it effective so far." He then trots downstairs.
  119. [2013-11-14 13:04:31] * Camshaft trots over to the door that goes upstairs to see if its locked
  120. [2013-11-14 13:05:47] <Shadelow> It's pitch black downstairs and Riot finds himself in front of something more in his way after only a few steps down.
  121. [2013-11-14 13:06:30] * Keras peeks through the doorway, eyeing the contents of the basement.
  122. [2013-11-14 13:06:57] * Riot gave a grunt. "Fuck it." He attempts to push whatever it was in front of him.
  123. [2013-11-14 13:07:12] <Shadelow> Upstairs was straight forward, a little brighter then below and had two doors up there. The hall upstairs was an eriee dark hall along the way to the doors on the end of it.
  124. [2013-11-14 13:07:50] * The_Doctor trots upstairs with Camshaft
  125. [2013-11-14 13:08:23] * Camshaft yells to the others "There's two doors up here."
  126. [2013-11-14 13:10:27] * Riot yelled back at Camshaft. "Yeah I saw that!"
  127. [2013-11-14 13:12:55] * The_Doctor whispered "A bit of a brute that Riot is huh Camshaft?"
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  134. [2013-11-14 13:15:28] * Camshaft shrugs to The_Doctor and looks down the hall way "So you whant to go check out the doors or should I?"
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  136. [2013-11-14 13:18:50] * Riot grunted in frustration at pushing against another 'door'. "Come on! Does a fucking door have to appear everywhere in this shit shack?" He then drew out his shot gun, preparing to shoot his way through.
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  143. [2013-11-14 13:28:25] * The_Doctor looks at Camshaft then down the hallway, "Ladies first."
  144. [2013-11-14 13:32:17] * Keras watches down the stairs, mentally grabbing popcorn for the entertainment that shall ensue.
  145. [2013-11-14 13:33:11] * Camshaft sighs and moves down the hallway slowly
  146. [2013-11-14 13:33:44] * Riot didn't have any objection at shooting at the 'door', so he let all hell loose with his shotgun, firing a buckshot!
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  150. [2013-11-14 13:37:04] <Shadelow> As riot shot the gun he could see the actual concrete wall he fired at, doing absolutely nothing to it. Right after the shot everything started to creak unnaturally in the house for far too long, feeling like it wass all around them. It suddenly stopped after a minute.
  151. [2013-11-14 13:39:13] * Camshaft with a yelp "What the hell was that?"
  152. [2013-11-14 13:39:56] * Keras looks about nervously, suddenly no longer smug at Riot's poor choice of action.
  153. [2013-11-14 13:39:59] * Camshaft looks at The_Doctor with some concern
  154. [2013-11-14 13:41:59] * Riot blinked a bit as he felt the shit shack creak longer than it should be. "Shit, just a fucking concrete." He then looked around to see if there was anything in the dark room he could go to, then looks at Keras. "Yo, mind helping me out or you just gonna stand there all idle?"
  155. [2013-11-14 13:43:32] * The_Doctor looks a bit concerned "Oh dear... that might a bad sign."
  156. [2013-11-14 13:45:04] <Keras> "There's a little path to the side with some more stairs, if you want to continue onwards?"
  157. [2013-11-14 13:46:42] * Riot gave a sigh at the batunicorn freak of nature. "Thanks Bats. So why the hell are you here for the job?" He said as found the stairs by the side as he trot down them slowly.
  158. [2013-11-14 13:48:03] <Shadelow> After a moment there was an ominous growling from the door on the left, it slightly cracked open.
  159. [2013-11-14 13:48:25] <Keras> "My name's Keras, Not 'Bats'. And I'm here because I have to make a living where I can. Most folks bar the gates and fire warnings shots as soon as they catch sight of what I am. A few even go a mite farther."
  160. [2013-11-14 13:51:00] * Riot scratched his head with his left forehoof before replying back to Keras. "Well then, if folks keep barring you from society perhaps you could have better luck if you were a little more aggressive towards them."
  161. [2013-11-14 13:51:38] * The_Doctor shrugs and goes up to the door that is a bit open a lightly knocks on it
  162. [2013-11-14 13:53:28] <Shadelow> As they got downstairs there seemed to be pretty little inside. There was a ton of cobwebs and a box in the center of the room.
  163. [2013-11-14 13:53:51] <Keras> "Are you suggesting I just start shooting people? Are you daft man? That's stupid and even suicidal however you look at it. Mostly I just find work where they're less prejudiced, or I come across the odd town that's more accepting."
  164. [2013-11-14 13:55:23] <Shadelow> The door opened up slowly at the touch as a spider hopped onto The Doctor's hoof. They each saw a large blob of a pony on a bed inside, the growling actually a loud snoring made by the pony.
  165. [2013-11-14 13:55:37] * Riot turned around to Keras. "I didn't say you had to kill them. You know, beat the shit out of them so you get ponies know you aren't meant to be fucked with. It's what I always do." He could use a cigarette right now.
  166. [2013-11-14 13:57:17] * Riot looked around the room to see the box, pushing away all the cobwebs with his wings as he got to the box to see if it was locked.
  167. [2013-11-14 13:57:28] <Keras> "Oh sure, because one pony can beat up a dozen without being reduced to a smear of blood... My way is for the best."
  168. [2013-11-14 13:58:05] * The_Doctor bats the spider off in a fit of fear before recomposing himself and trotting into the room and tapping the snoring pony on the shoulder.
  169. [2013-11-14 13:58:20] * Camshaft clears her throat with a small cough "Um, are you the one we need to see about the job?"
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  172. [2013-11-14 14:00:38] * Riot just gave a pfft at Keras as he smirked. "Then you haven't seen the shit I did back in Neighvaro." He then continued to examine the box.
  173. [2013-11-14 14:00:42] =-= Shadelow is now known as Pony_18012
  174. [2013-11-14 14:01:42] * Cookies grumbles and takes a swipe at the air, turning over in the dilapidated bed. He grunts and opens one huge eye at the feminine voice, rather than the doctor's touch. "Wuh?"
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  177. [2013-11-14 14:02:09] <Pony_18012> The box was somewhat on the small side, enough for about a hoof to fit inside.
  178. [2013-11-14 14:02:22] =-= Pony_18012 is now known as Shadelow
  179. [2013-11-14 14:02:26] =-= Mode #OddjobCourierGame +qo Shadelow Shadelow by ChanServ
  180. [2013-11-14 14:03:11] <The_Doctor> "Ello there!" The Doctor bringing his face close to Cookies, "Are you the one we need to talk to?"
  181. [2013-11-14 14:03:12] <Keras> "I see many things. Sense is apparently not currently among them."
  182. [2013-11-14 14:04:20] <Camshaft> "Hello, my names Camshaft and this is Doctor, are you the one we are looking for?"
  183. [2013-11-14 14:04:33] <Riot> As Riot placed a hoof in the box could Keras (if she could and recognize it) saw a Dashite mark over where his cutie mark should of been.
  184. [2013-11-14 14:07:18] * Cookies cuts loose with a wide yawn while he stands, his exhalation smelling of strong onions and morning breath. "Huh? Oh, no. I was waitin' on 'em." He scrubs his scalp aggressively. "You here for the job too?""
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  188. [2013-11-14 14:09:53] <Shadelow> Inside of the box was what seemed to be an oldish cloak that felt fluffy and covered with feathers. There was little note inside that said "The amazing Owl's Down Cloak! Move as light as air while you strut yourself in such elegance! Come us at Coated Joy's Apparel to see the full Coat of Owls!" "
  189. [2013-11-14 14:11:08] <The_Doctor> "So then no one was here when you entered the shack?" The Doctor asks Cookies
  190. [2013-11-14 14:12:09] * Riot took out the cloak as he gave a disapointed look. "This would look fucking retarded on me. I'll take it this is the shit that'll get me paid?" He said to nopony in particular, then looked at Keras.
  191. [2013-11-14 14:12:43] <Keras> "Who's to know? I have no idea of any details of the job yet."
  192. [2013-11-14 14:13:57] |<-- Riot has left irc.canternet.org (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  193. [2013-11-14 14:14:51] * Cookies lifts one brow, then leans in with a squint toward the doctor's little fez. "Nope. Was light out then." He seems enraptured by the tiny hat.
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  195. [2013-11-14 14:19:19] |<-- Shadelow has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
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  197. [2013-11-14 14:20:11] =-= Mode #OddjobCourierGame +qo Shadelow Shadelow by ChanServ
  198. [2013-11-14 14:20:47] <Keras> "It looks like it might be enchanted, though. reason stands to hold onto it at least until we know more."
  199. [2013-11-14 14:21:43] * Riot just sighed. "Here, you take it then." He said to Keras, giving her the cloak that he clearly would never be seen wearing.
  200. [2013-11-14 14:22:00] * The_Doctor shrugs "You, uh Camshaft, take care of him, i'm off to that other door." He says walking out of the room at attempting to open the other door.
  201. [2013-11-14 14:22:05] * Keras tucks the cloak safely away in her saddlebags.
  202. [2013-11-14 14:23:20] * Camshaft nods and ask's the large sized pony "So you have been here since you got here and not seen some one else?"
  203. [2013-11-14 14:25:25] * Riot looks around the room more. "Well see anything else Bats?"
  204. [2013-11-14 14:26:37] * Cookies rubs his scruffy chin. "Nnnope. I came in, got bored when I couldn't find any food, fell asleep waitin'." He grumbles to himself. "Wait, what kinda job did you get?"
  205. [2013-11-14 14:27:48] |<-- Shadelow has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  206. [2013-11-14 14:29:38] * Camshaft shrugs "It's supposed to be some courier job, but we don't see what we're here to pick up."
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  211. [2013-11-14 14:30:06] <Shadelow> The door opened up and there was a couple of stands with 6 packages, each given a number. There was a note on the floor in front of the stands.
  212. [2013-11-14 14:32:24] <Keras> "There doesn't seem to be anything else in this room, no."
  213. [2013-11-14 14:32:58] * The_Doctor closes the door behind him "Well now, what do we have her-OW a note!" Picks it up and reads it.
  214. [2013-11-14 14:33:25] * Riot gave a frustrated sigh. "Fuck. Think I'm blowing this place up if I find anything to use." The Dashite said as he trots towards the stairs to get out of the basement.
  215. [2013-11-14 14:34:24] * Keras gives the basement a quick look over, careful not to miss anything before following upstairs.
  216. [2013-11-14 14:34:28] * Cookies gave a shrug to Camshaft, with an overt "Iunno." Then, he simply says "Well, sounds like we're in the same boat." his ear flicked at the doctor's protest, but didn't seem to acknowledge it otherwise.
  217. [2013-11-14 14:36:44] * Camshaft holds out a forehoof to the new pony "The names Camshaft and yours is?"
  218. [2013-11-14 14:37:53] * Keras contemplates disturbing the cobwebs to explore better, but decides against it and trots upstairs, wondering where the nicer ponies got to.
  219. [2013-11-14 14:39:09] * Riot eventually took the stairs leading to the upper level of the shit shack. He yelled to see if anypony could hear him. "Yo! You find anything? This place is starting to piss me off."
  220. [2013-11-14 14:39:20] <Shadelow> The note states "Dear my Couriers, I thank you for your willingness to take my packages and deliever them for me. I hope to see them in my hooves soon.---"
  221. [2013-11-14 14:40:36] * Cookies bumps hooves with Camshaft, though perhaps with a bit too much oomph. "Cookies." He replied. His ears flatten against the yell and he grunts.
  222. [2013-11-14 14:43:12] * The_Doctor puts the note in his jacket pocket and begins to pick up each package, place his ear to them and shake them a bit.
  223. [2013-11-14 14:46:44] * The_Doctor opens the door and peaks his head out looking at Riot "Ah, yes i found the packages, there in here."
  224. [2013-11-14 14:47:43] |<-- Shadelow has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  225. [2013-11-14 14:48:14] * Camshaft goes after The_Doctor and see what he's up to
  226. [2013-11-14 14:49:49] * Cookies tilts his head toward Camshaft's flanks as she trots away. "Eh." he shrugs, plodding his weight after her into the hallway.
  227. [2013-11-14 14:50:19] <Riot> "Finally!" The Dashite said as he trots toward The_Doctor.
  228. [2013-11-14 14:50:35] * Keras perks he ears at mention of packages, and heads on up the stairs.
  229. [2013-11-14 14:51:28] <Camshaft> "So what did you find Doctor?"
  230. [2013-11-14 14:53:06] <The_Doctor> "Just these six packages, or 4 now. I have two of them."
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  233. [2013-11-14 15:02:08] =-= Pony_28033 is now known as Shadelow_
  234. [2013-11-14 15:06:03] <Riot> "Six? The guy hiring us expected there'd be six of us or something?"
  235. [2013-11-14 15:06:52] * The_Doctor shrugs "Not sure, i did find this note." He said takeign out of hsi pocket and reading it out loud
  236. [2013-11-14 15:07:49] * Cookies almost brushes past Riot, leaning in to hear what the doctor was saying. "So, wait. They aren't ticking or nothin?"
  237. [2013-11-14 15:10:10] <Shadelow_> After the first part, it then said: "You will all each take one package of your choice and carry just that package. If there is not enough ponies for each to have one, one must also carry the remaining package, and if one is unattended and in danger, you may move it until it's safe (Cont)
  238. [2013-11-14 15:12:39] <Shadelow_> "You may not open your package to see the contents. You will be deducted from your pay if the seal is broken on delievery. You will travel west to the small town about two days travel away and recieve further directions there."
  239. [2013-11-14 15:12:39] <Shadelow_> "To the best of luck to all of you."
  240. [2013-11-14 15:13:20] * The_Doctor finishes reading the note before placeign it back in his jacket, "So grab a package and lets get going shall we?"
  241. [2013-11-14 15:13:38] * Riot tapped his hooves to the floor as he listened to The_Doctor. "Hold on, something just doesn't feel right."
  242. [2013-11-14 15:15:46] * Camshaft moves to pick up one and stops at Riot's comment "What, do you think the bombs or some thing?"
  243. [2013-11-14 15:16:02] <Camshaft> There*
  244. [2013-11-14 15:16:28] * Keras eyes up the packages, looking for anything odd.
  245. [2013-11-14 15:16:37] * Riot shook his head. "The fuck no. What's the gain in that? No, what I think smells like shit is the fact that this guy probably already had his packages when he wrote that letter."
  246. [2013-11-14 15:17:20] <The_Doctor> looks at Riot "No No, it's quite alright, there safe. No clicking or anything, there actually really somthing. But i would advise you to NOT open them. Like really, DO NOT OPEN YOURS, no matter what. understand?"
  247. [2013-11-14 15:18:24] <Riot> "Then why is whoever hired us is making us carry something he already had before leaving them here?"
  248. [2013-11-14 15:19:37] <Camshaft> "Maybe some one was following them or some thing?"
  249. [2013-11-14 15:20:05] <Riot> "Yeah, but wouldn't they have followed him to this shit shack?"
  250. [2013-11-14 15:20:14] <The_Doctor> "Ah but what would be the point of knowing that huh? Come on, that would end the adventure before it even started."
  251. [2013-11-14 15:21:01] <Camshaft> "Well it dose look like shit and such."
  252. [2013-11-14 15:21:09] <Keras> "Maybe he foresaw danger ahead, and opted to leave the items here to be delivered later?"
  253. [2013-11-14 15:21:38] * Riot just sighed. "Fuck it. I just want to get caps out of this." He then looked around to see if there was anything he could use to blow up/set on fire the shit shack, ending it of it's 'misery'.
  254. [2013-11-14 15:23:32] <The_Doctor> "Ah see, there you go yeah batgirl, i new you were smart!"
  255. [2013-11-14 15:24:16] * Keras moves towards one of the lighter packages. "Well, I figure we might as well get on with it."
  256. [2013-11-14 15:25:22] * Cookies tilts his head, looking back to the nearby pegasus' outburst. He looks back to the others as they jabber away. "Uh, yeah. I'm kinda with him on this. So..." he nudges a package, his nose getting stuck beneath the loose flap of cardboard. "uh, if it's loose to begin with, does this count?" He asks.
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  258. [2013-11-14 15:25:27] =-= Mode #OddjobCourierGame +qo Shadelow Shadelow by ChanServ
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  260. [2013-11-14 15:25:47] =-= Shadelow is now known as Shadelow_
  261. [2013-11-14 15:26:06] * Camshaft looks towards the packages and picks one of the lighter ones
  262. [2013-11-14 15:27:22] * The_Doctor runs over and snatches up the box Cookies is eyeing "What did i tell you!? DO NOT OPEN THE BOX!" He then gives Cookies on of his sealed boxes "Here, u take this one."
  263. [2013-11-14 15:27:34] <The_Doctor> *one
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  265. [2013-11-14 15:30:55] * Cookies snerks and sneezes. "It was *already* kinda open. Kinda." He hoofs up the one he's given, rather careless to the new, much lighter weight. Jiggle jiggle.
  266. [2013-11-14 15:31:04] |<-- Shadelow_ has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  267. [2013-11-14 15:31:22] * Riot decides to take any loose boards he could find and set them together. He then looked around for anything he could use to ignite a flame.
  268. [2013-11-14 15:31:35] |<-- The_Doctor has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
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  270. [2013-11-14 15:35:45] * Riot yelled out to the other ponies. "Yo! Any of you got anything to lite a fire or something?"
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  274. [2013-11-14 15:36:27] * Cookies fiddled with his package some more before carefully shuffling it into his saddlebags. After dropping it once. While riot is looking around, he noses in his bags and tosses something glittery. "Hey hornheads!" he gestures toward the pile of collected burnables. "hooves don't work well for that."
  275. [2013-11-14 15:37:24] * Keras lifts up Package #1 and floats it gently into her saddlebags, ensuring it's safe and secure.
  276. [2013-11-14 15:40:46] * Riot took the glittery object that Cookies tossed, recognizing it as a lighter. "Righteous." He said with a wild grin. He took package #5 before he went back to his collected burnables. This was going to be fun.
  277. [2013-11-14 15:40:53] =-= PWNY is now known as The_Doctor
  278. [2013-11-14 15:40:55] * Camshaft puts the package labeled #2 in her saddle bag
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  280. [2013-11-14 15:43:09] <Riot> "You guys go on without me, I'll catch up with you. Just something I want to look around for first." The Dashite/MaybeTerrorist said as thought of the of destruction he'll be causing.
  281. [2013-11-14 15:43:37] * Cookies eyes the pegasus. "Wait, were you one with the twelve gauge knock I kept waking up outta that dream for? Are you sure you havin' that is the best idea?"
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  283. [2013-11-14 15:44:41] * Riot replied to Cookies. "Relax, I just needed it to help me see better in here."
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  286. [2013-11-14 15:45:39] * Camshaft goes outside as fast as she can
  287. [2013-11-14 15:48:22] * The_Doctor follows Camshaft close behind
  288. [2013-11-14 15:50:03] * Keras prudently takes me leave of the shack.
  289. [2013-11-14 15:51:23] * Riot taps the ground, waiting for Cookies to leave. "Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I'm done."
  290. [2013-11-14 15:52:27] |<-- Shadelow_ has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  291. [2013-11-14 15:53:01] * Cookies , thought it takes a moment for his own wisdom to penetrate his skull, tries to remain calm as he attempts to leave.
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  293. [2013-11-14 15:56:50] * Riot sighes as he see's Cookies finally leave. "Finally. Now to get to business." He then turned the lighter on with his wings. Setting the flame near the tip of the boards did he lit it aflame enough to not be serious ... yet. He turned the lighter off and rushed out of the shit shack with a grin of excitement.
  294. [2013-11-14 16:01:04] <Shadelow_> Somehow on the way out every single pony tripped on something except for Cam. There started to be a lot more of creaking noise as the house began to light up fairly fast with flames... The floor of the living room full of giant mantises, which made their noise for a bit longer, then scattering after some smoke could be smelt.
  295. [2013-11-14 16:05:31] * Riot in his rush tripped quite pathetically. After getting up did he see all the giant mantises all around. "Ah fuck."
  296. [2013-11-14 16:06:11] |<-- Shadelow_ has left irc.canternet.org (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  297. [2013-11-14 16:06:52] * Camshaft get her gun ready and goes back in to help
  298. [2013-11-14 16:08:29] * Cookies grunts, apparently nose to nose with one of the "little guys" after bumbling along.
  299. [2013-11-14 16:13:27] * The_Doctor with a sigh pulls out his 9MM pistol
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  302. [2013-11-14 16:17:56] * Riot was already about to enjoy himself seeing the house burn to hell. Smashing his hooves together did he decide the mantises were gonna get a lesson in what happens when you fuck with him.
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  306. [2013-11-14 16:19:02] =-= CentraBlu is now known as Shadelow
  307. [2013-11-14 16:21:31] * Cookies gives a glance to the eager pegasus, rolling his eyes and giving a knowing sigh. He stands up to draw one of his cooking tools, a meat cleaver.
  308. [2013-11-14 16:22:51] -->| Rosilea (Zretar@Pony-cekcll.res.rr.com) has joined #Oddjobcouriergame
  309. [2013-11-14 16:23:13] =-= Rosilea is now known as Shadelow_
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  322. [2013-11-14 16:31:17] =-= CentraBlu is now known as Shadelow_
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