A Moon for Two - Part Five - Finale

>You can't believe it's come to this, staring into those hungry green eyes
>"You can do all yer talkin' in the bedroom, sugarcube 'cause-"
>"I need you to come with me."
>AJ hangs for a moment, mouth agape but eyes half lidded
>Clearly she hadn't actually planned for you to want to do anything or go anywhere with her, never mind you asking her to join you
>But that's quickly over as her face brightens up like... fuck, you really can't think of any good apple related analogies for this
>"I knew deep down ya wanted it! Darn, I cried to sleep so many nights. Aw Luna, so -many- nights but all along I jus' kept hopin' that you were tryin' me, ta make sure I was worthy. And now I know I am!"
>Holy shit, you had no idea as to the depth of her psychosis. Maybe having your entire life revolve around apples does that
>"Yeah... listen, would you mind taking a trip to Canterlot with me?"
>She steps forward and waggles her eyebrows
>"Got us a fancy hotel rustled up? Aww you didn' have ta do that, sugarcube, I'd love nothin' more'n ta have ya take me in my own bedroom."
>Okay, this isn't going too bad, at least she hasn't thrown herself upon you yet
>Hopefully she'll still want to go along with this...
>"Actually we'll be staying in Canterlot's castle. I... I need your help with Luna. Poor uh... poor girl won't shut up about the uh... earth pony method. And I just couldn't think of any p0ny better to... demonstrate... on me."

>You can't believe it's come to this, staring into those hungry green eyes
>"You can do all yer talkin' in the bedroom, sugarcube 'cause-"
>"I need you to come with me."
>AJ hangs for a moment, mouth agape but eyes half lidded
>Clearly she hadn't actually planned for you to want to do anything or go anywhere with her, never mind you asking her to join you
>But that's quickly over as her face brightens up like... fuck, you really can't think of any good apple related analogies for this
>"I knew deep down ya wanted it! Darn, I cried to sleep so many nights. Aw Luna, so -many- nights but all along I jus' kept hopin' that you were tryin' me, ta make sure I was worthy. And now I know I am!"
>Holy shit, you had no idea as to the depth of her psychosis. Maybe having your entire life revolve around apples does that
>"Yeah... listen, would you mind taking a trip to Canterlot with me?"
>She steps forward and waggles her eyebrows
>"Got us a fancy hotel rustled up? Aww you didn' have ta do that, sugarcube, I'd love nothin' more'n ta have ya take me in my own bedroom."
>Okay, this isn't going too bad, at least she hasn't thrown herself upon you yet
>Hopefully she'll still want to go along with this...
>"Actually we'll be staying in Canterlot's castle. I... I need your help with Luna. Poor uh... poor girl won't shut up about the uh... earth pony method. And I just couldn't think of any p0ny better to... demonstrate... on me."

	>On the way back to the train station you're actually somewhat glad you have AJ with you
>With her awesome strength she's able to just buck ponies out of your way
>As a result of that none of them are willing to even get into the same carriage as the two of you
>You're not sure whether to feel relieved at not having all those eyes on you or... terrified at the prospect of spending the entire journey to Canterlot alone with AJ
>Thankfully she keeps to rubbing a hoof around inside your pants while whispering unspeakably kinkish things into your ear

>And that's when it hits you
>What happens next?
>Oh sure, if the spell works then you'll just go back to the way things were but is that really so fantastic?
>You'll still have to deal with AJ and Flutters on a regular basis, not to mention the other, admittedly more manageable, advances from random mares
>And even that's discounting that Luna will be hounding you
>No, there's only one way out of all this and it's the only one you'd never been willing to consider. Had just kept denying until you'd accepted the reality of it
>No, you're just going to have to tell her

>Boy it'd be lovely if AJ would just stop trying to get you hard

>"An' remember, Anon, the most important thing about the earth pony way is ya gotta watch yer hips. Don't wanna go breakin' anythin'."
>That had certainly been an enlightening discussion
>One you now wish you could return to as you pull into the Canterlot train station
>It's like Dawn of the fucking Dead here, the way every set of eyes falls upon you
>There's no possible way AJ can buck all these out of the way
>But you've got to find some way to-
>"Anooon!"
>The hell? Sounds like someone's calling from above
>Looking up you see that, indeed, Rainbow Dash herself is flying down to you
>But there's a mass of pegasi close to you already, unless she's willing to push on through you're still fucked
>"This'll go a lot easier if ya get on my back."
>Did... AJ didn't just ask you to
>"What're ya waitin' for? How else ya gonna get up ta Dash!"
>Up to Dash?
>Wait, she can't mean
>Would you even survive that?
>You're pretty much done for now if you don't
>So you do it, you climb onto Applejack's back and try not to think too hard about what this is just like
>With an almighty kick of her hind legs you're propelled into the air and right into-
>Nope, you've painfully shot through the pegasi but at least you're on a clear path to Dash

>Wow, Canterlot looks pretty good from up here. Beautiful spires and a mix of architectural styles. Flying buttresses adorn the castle while towers compete for place of pride
>That's what you might be thinking if you weren't fucking terrified for your life
>Because sailing through the air is still a thing that's happening to you, fucko
>No wait! You're actually on target to... be... caught... by... Dash!
>"Gotcha!"
>Oh fuck this is the most beautiful moment in your life
>If you just die now in these blue legs you'll have known pure bliss
>Huh? Oh right, you've got business
>"Dash! I have to tell you something!"
>"Save it! I've gotta get you to the castle!"
>Okay, need to be more direct
>"Look, it's time I told-"
>"Twilight's finished her research but you're gonna have to play a part in it! Luna needs to be connected to you!"
>Okay, that's enough to throw off your train of thought
>"Connected? What are you talking about!"
>"She didn't say, just that it's really important and it should be her!"
>Look, okay, whatever you've got BUSINESS
>"Dash! This is important! I have to-"
>"Save it! We don't have time! If we make it out of this then you can tell me!"
>Fuck she's right. You're coming up to the castle right
>About
>Fuck not so fast!

>At least you didn't break anything
>Not that you're not in any pain but you've had way worse than this
>Okay, maybe not way worse but it beats having AJ deliver a beatdown

>Wow, Canterlot looks pretty good from up here. Beautiful spires and a mix of architectural styles. Flying buttresses adorn the castle while towers compete for place of pride
>That's what you might be thinking if you weren't fucking terrified for your life
>Because sailing through the air is still a thing that's happening to you, fucko
>No wait! You're actually on target to... be... caught... by... Dash!
>"Gotcha!"
>Oh fuck this is the most beautiful moment in your life
>If you just die now in these blue legs you'll have known pure bliss
>Huh? Oh right, you've got business
>"Dash! I have to tell you something!"
>"Save it! I've gotta get you to the castle!"
>Okay, need to be more direct
>"Look, it's time I told-"
>"Twilight's finished her research but you're gonna have to play a part in it! Luna needs to be connected to you!"
>Okay, that's enough to throw off your train of thought
>"Connected? What are you talking about!"
>"She didn't say, just that it's really important and it should be her!"
>Look, okay, whatever you've got BUSINESS
>"Dash! This is important! I have to-"
>"Save it! We don't have time! If we make it out of this then you can tell me!"
>Fuck she's right. You're coming up to the castle right
>About
>Fuck not so fast!

>At least you didn't break anything
>Not that you're not in any pain but you've had way worse than this
>Okay, maybe not way worse but it beats having AJ deliver a beatdown

>This has got to be the highest tower which would explain why Dash is so exhausted from carrying your ass up to it
>Twilight rounds a corner with fire in her eyes
>"You two, come on! We can't waste any more time!"
>What a fucking slave driver, can't she see you're trying to suffer in agony here?
>Ugh, the longer you stay here the better chance you have of some guards happening by so maybe it is for the best if you follow her
>Just need to get Dash up and help her get walking... there you go
>"Hey Twi, what's this... connected thing?"
>The mare doesn't turn back to you but keeps walking, speaking through obviously gritted teeth
>"She'll show you."
>Jesus what's her problem anyway, did you burn her library or something?
>Seems you're being lead out into the open but only after a few flights of stairs
>Yes, there's all the girls arranged in a circle. Fluttershy looks... unusually happy

>"Alright my little ponies, you've all been instructed in what to do, you just remain calm and remember the procedure."
>They nod solemnly, passing glances from each other to you
>Luna's standing there in the centre, grinning at you
>Why would she be doing something like that
>"Anon, come join us on this platform! Make haste, we have been told this is an important matter."
>Alright, if this is what it takes to finally be free of the harpy you can do it

>You step up and stand in front of the goddess
>She still has that infuriating grin plastered on her face, you just know it means something wicked your way comes
>"We have been told we are to connect to thee. 'Tis a most ancient tradition considered only to be used amongst those... extremely close."
>At those last words she rears up and puts her forehooves on your shoulders
>"So... what do I do?"
>That grin grows larger. Here it comes
>"Thou must simply relax and enjoy the sensation."
>Without giving you time to question what in all the hells she's talking about you feel her horn touch to your head
>Oh this is going to be-
>Whoah, this actually feels kind of amazing!
>It's like a million shots of heroin are being injected straight into your balls while you snort cocaine out of the rosy ass crack of Aphrodite
>You don't even notice how the girls rise around you two and begin to glow with ethereal energies
>No, you can't even see this is so goddamned intense!
>Sweet Jesus, if this is the least of what Luna can do then maybe...
>No. No this isn't what you want. Oh good god you don't want this to end but you also don't want to have to share it with -her-
>You feel... something then
>Like a growing pressure against your skull
>It starts pushing around and then more forcefully directly into it
>Sweet Jesus this fucking hurts!

>The pain grows
>And grows
>And, let's see what's behind door number three: grows!
>Is Luna driving her horn into your skull? It sure feels like she is
>But just like that it's over
>Pain, pleasure, Luna pressed against you, it's all done
>The girls are lying in the circle, panting and Luna is lying on her back, looking like someone took a blackjack to her
>Your sense of duty compels you to rush to her side
>At least she's still conscious and... oh goddamn, she's still fucking grinning
>"We... we did it... for thee..."
>Nope, she's conked out now
>So... this is it? It's over? It's finally all fucking over?
>There's really only one way to find out

>Travelling down through the castle the ponies look a little disoriented but thankfully otherwise uninterested in you
>Outside the castle it's a similar sight
>It's over. The nightmare is finally fucking over
>"Looks like we'll have ta wait a li'l longer, sugarcube."
>Oh right, they'd all followed you
>"A-And, um... I'll meet you in your... um, quarters in an hour..."
>You couldn't honestly give a shit, not when there's a pegasus you've got to have the mother and father of all talks with standing right beside you, beaming up

>It is dark, you are likely to be raped by a Fluttershy
>Or at least you would, if not for the pegasus sharing your bed with you
>Getting things back to normal in Ponyville had been surprisingly easy
>For the ponies it had been like some sort of long dream of which they only had a very hazy recollection
>Luna had been resting up back in Canterlot for the last few days so at least that had given you some time to enjoy with your new partner
>"Hey, Anon, come on back down, we've still got to catch up."
>Indeed, things are looking up for you
>Outside your window a dark blue figure peers in at the spectacle before her eyes
>"Now we know the route to thine heart we shall be most expedient in executing it!"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhMvKv4GX5U