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- >You really need to repay Twilight somehow for her help
- >Maybe you could read to her while she's sick
- >She seemed to enjoy your company and you can't help but want to make her feel better
- >You've done your best to answer her questions about humans, but your promise to Celestia really narrows her research to anatomical questions
- >That semen sample was a bit excessive in your opinion
- >By the time you've arrived at Sweet Apple Acres you've begun to slow down
- >All this running has made you hot and sweaty, but the cool night air is doing wonders for you
- >The fear of what would happen if you are caught also helps to motivate you
- >The rows of trees before you offer numerous hiding places for you and the lovesick ponies after you
- >But you've helped your friend Applejack here so often that you know these orchards like the back of your hand
- >What's this on the back of your hand? You've never seen that before
- >*sniff*
- >Drool maybe? Sometimes Fluttershy's animals would lick you in your sleep, but this would be the first time it was your hand
- >After the third time you began to insist that you should wear underpants in bed from then on
- >Fluttershy was very disappointed, probably because she couldn't get her animals to listen to her
- >No, it's not drool
- >*drip* *drip* *drip*
- >You look up to find the source of the dripping
- >Derpy Hooves hovering above you
- >The liquid isn't coming from her mouth
- >"I brought you a muffin."
- "Oh thanks, I'm starviolookatthetimegottarun"
- >You sprint into the woods without a second thought, the sounds of her beating wings driving your legs to pump even faster
- >"Baby please! This is just a small bump in our relationship!"
- >As you run you see a note attached to a tree that says "DON"T LOOK BACK"
- >No need to tell you twice
- >After you grab it you hear a strange noise
- > Turns out it's your stomach
- >Only after seeing that muffin do you realize how hungry you are
- >Maybe Applejack could help
- >She did always say that if you came by after dark she'd give you some of her pie
- >Mmmmmmmmm pie
- >After some frantic running and a few barrel rolls you've lost Derpy
- >Your relief is cut short after falling flat on your face, your arms and legs tied behind your back
- >"Well well well. It must be Hearth's Warming Eve cause I've done wrapped myself a present."
- "Applejack! Am I glad to see you. Or I would see you if you weren't behind me. What did you tie me up for?"
- >She trots in front of you and sit down, her tail tickling your face
- >"I heard a commotion and figured I'd put a stop to whatevers goin on. Thought you might be some kinda apple thief. Now what are you doin in my apple orchard in the nude?"
- "Applejack, you know how you told me that if I keep "shaking my flank like that" I'd end up "driving a certain mare wild"?"
- >She begins to blush and starts rubbing the back of her head
- >"I reckin I did say somethin of that sort."
- "I've finally figured out what you meant."
- >"Really!? I know that you and Fluttershy-"
- "Applejack, I'm hot. I'm tired. Why don't we go back to your place for some of that pie you keep offering me?"
- >She grins bigger that Pinkie Pie and tosses you onto her back
- >"I guess you are some sort of apple thief, cause you've done gone and stole my heart. Everyp0ny else is asleep, so lets head to the barn for a little"
- >Her voice drops to a seductive whisper
- >"privacy."
- >She begins to gleefully trot to her barn with you tied up on her back
- >Applejack sure is hospitable.
- >If only you had figured out her warning before, that she was warning you about Derpy
- >At least you're safe in her hoofs
- >Once the two of you are in the barn she gently lays you down on a bale of hay, Luna's moon giving you just enough light to see
- >"Them ropes aren't too tight are they? I know not everyp0ny appreciates bein tied up like that, but it really means alot to me. I want this to be fun for the both of us."
- "They're fine Applejack. Anything that makes you more comfortable."
- >She jumps onto your lap and wraps her arms around your neck
- >"Such a gentleman. We've to a long night ahead of us."
- >As she moves her head in for a kiss the barn door bursts open
- >"Oh A<3N<3O<3N!"
- >Caramel stands in the doorway, still dressed in his raciest costume
- >Both of the Apples wear looks of shock and embarrassment when they see each other
- >"Caramel?!"
- >"Applejack?!"
- "Saucy?"
- >"Saucy!?"
- Applejack's face scrunches in confusion as Caramel stands there with his head help up in pride
- >"Saucy."
- >"Caramel!"
- >"Applejack
- "Anon!"
- >This is fun
- >"What the hay are you wearin Caramel!? Is that my good garter?"
- >"Like I would be caught dead wearing your clothes Applejack."
- >"And just what is that supposed to mean? At least I don't dress like a two-bit hoarse."
- >"Don't judge my lifestyle Applejack!"
- >The two bicker back and forth as you feel a tiny hoof poking into your shoulder. You turn to see a very sleepy looking Applebloom in a nightcap yawning and rubbing her eyes.
- "Applebloom! What are you doing up so late?"
- >"Howdy Anon! I heard the ruckus and thought I'd see what the commotion was. How about you? Where you and Applejack gonna play one'a them secret games she says I'm too young fer?
- "I guess so. She said she'd make sure the two of us would have plenty of fun. Though I really came here to get some pie."
- >"I wanna have some fun! But if it's pie yer lookin fer, I can give you some'a MY special pie."
- >She manages her best bedroom eyes and gives you a wink
- "That sounds great! But first can you untie me?"
- >She gets the ropes off your body and the two of you sneak out the back while Applejack and Caramel argue
- >"Maybe I'll tell Granny Smith about your night life!"
- >"You wouldn't!"
- >You are Derpy and don't know what went wrong
- >Anon had been helping you and Dinky for months now
- >He played with her, bathed her, fed her,
- >Your little muffin adored Anon almost as much as you did
- >Almost
- >You had loved Anon for a while now but were too afraid to tell him so
- >Afraid of what could go wrong
- >After what was one of the longest and tiring days of work you've ever had you came home to something wonderful
- >Something you had only dreamed of
- >Anon had prepared a candlelight dinner of your special muffins, the ones you had been saving
- >The Flower sisters promised those herbs would put anyp0ny, or human, in the mood to rut
- >You wouldn't have used them on him unwillingly
- >But then he practically feeds them to you on a table covered in rose petals
- >You thought he was ready!
- >And then when your dreams were about to come true the worst happened
- >You derped up again
- >Like you always do
- >Was it your eyes?
- >Were you too ugly?
- >Too fat?
- >Or maybe it was just you being you
- >You had a special muffin just for him
- >Your lovemuffin
- >You made it just for him, and covered it in little hearts and berries
- >But he just ran away
- >By the time you managed to find him near Sweet Apple Acres you were terrified
- >What could you say to keep him with you?
- >How could you show your love?
- >And what if you derped up again?
- >The pressure was too much and you felt your tears fall onto him below you
- >And when he saw you
- >He ran
- >And no matter how you tried to make it up to him he ran
- >And ran
- >And ran
- >And now he was inside Sweet Apple Acres
- >Probably hiding from you
- >You heard a noise coming from from the kitchen window
- >It was too dark to see but you place your ears against the window to hear
- "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
- >"Anon not so fast!"
- "Sorry Applebloom but your pie is so sweet and juicy! I just can't help myself. Is this really your first time?"
- >"Oh Anon I'm so glad you like it. We'll need to do this more often."
- >Anon no!
- >This can't be!
- >You've heard enough and bust into the kitchen, Applebloom and Anon looking back at you with wide eyes
- >Anon's face is covered in pie filling and crumbs, the half eaten pie sitting in front of him
- >"Hiya Derpy! Wanna slice of my special pie? I made it myself! Anon told me it's so good I might get my cutie mark for it! Right Anon?"
- >"Where'd he go?"
- >When you two look back all that was left where Anon was sitting was an empty pie tin
- "Not again. Sorry about the surprise Applebloom."
- >*sigh*
- >"Not a problem Derpy. Good luck with your Anon troubles though!"
- >She gives the giggle that all schoolfoals give when they think they know a secret
- >You weren't about to give up yet though.
- >You can fix this.
- >You fly off into the night looking for which way he could have gone
- >Your voice only reaching a whisper
- "I hope"
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