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- >Day it's too fucking hot.
- >Inside your house with no air conditioning.
- >Dying of thirst.
- >Head to the fridge.
- >Where is your soda?
- >Why is the soda gone?
- >Head to the sink.
- >Turn the faucet.
- >Why is the water gone?
- >Fuck!
- >Head to the liquor cabinet.
- >Open it up.
- "WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"
- >Knock at the door.
- >Rip it open.
- >There's Flutternutter.
- >"Would you like a drink Anon?"
- >She hands you a soda bottle.
- >You are thirsty as balls.
- >Snatch it from her.
- >Smell it.
- >It smells like horse poon.
- "Is this mare juice?"
- >"N-no... it's cola."
- >Begin drinking.
- "Wow, this is actually pretty good! What is this?"
- >"It's a homemade recipe!"
- "What do you call this?"
- >"Cunt-A-Cola!"
- >She winks at you.
- >You vomit on her.
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