Junko Enoshima, the SHSL Housewife

>Naegi in his first day at school, comes with a fever because he was too excited to miss the first day
>Junko planning her evilness
>Naegi's luck puts him through a pythagoras switch that ends up putting him and Junko in kabedon position
>He quotes the drama Komaru was watching and says "be mine"
>Junko blushes and says "ok"
>Maybe some sex happens
>Cuts to family photos with the both of them happy together raising a full baseball team
>I will fill your despair, with my hope!
>by having all of her plans for despair crushed and her life plans all turned towards being a housewife, Junko feels the greatest despair
>Naegi saves the world
>And countless human lives
>With his dick
>tfw no SoL about Makoto hopebreaking Junko into a sobbing moeblob of feels
>"And thus, I decided to abandon the life of a housewife, in hopes of bringing despair to the world, the greatest despair, one that will..."
>"Mommy, I hurt my finger..."
>"OH MY GOD, we gotta disinfect. Here, here, don't cry! Pain, pain, be bludgeoned to death!"
>"Ok, where was I...? Oh yes. DESPAIR AND CHAOS WILL BECOME THE RULE AS I... Oh no, there is a discount today in the supermarket!"
>"I gotta make my honey some of his favorites today! Mukuro, take care of the kids for me, please! I have to go to the supermarket because you are too useless and smelly to do it!"
>Mukuro in the living room playing with a baby with an ahoge
>Hears her kid is getting bullied in school
>Sends the bully's head to their parents in a box
"The adventures of the SHSL Housewife Junko Enoshima" sounds like a pretty funny idea for a doujin.
>Making evil comments about Despair that are broken immediately by housewife stuff
>Using her analytical ability to plan the house budget
>Using her analytical ability to help her kids study
>Using the Despair brainwashing to make other housewifes give way to her during sales and nothing else
>Constantly competing with Chisa married to mister EDGE over inocuous housewife stuff
>Becoming embarrassed and despairing over people finding out her hubby is her phone background picture
>Mentally torturing and verbally abusing those who bully her kids and their parents
>Doing harmless "executions" with the Monokuma drag, the PUNISHMENT TIME and everything on the kids that don't hurt them at all
>In fact, it's so light Mukuro has to chastize the kid seconds later telling them not to do it again while Junko acts overly dramatic about punishing the kid
>Only shows her old edge and personality when she is jealous of Naegi with other women, such as ogling Asahina for a second at the complex pool or something like that
>Naegi forgets his lunch
>Goes visit him at work to give it to him
>Sees Asahina, Kirigiri and Sayaka talking to him and the 4 laughing
>When Naegi comes back home, Junko prepared a class trial with him, Mukuro and herself, judged by Monokuma
>Mukuro and Naegi are already used to this, so they do small talk while she rants about fidelity and despair
>The hopelet starts throwing truth bullets saying lovey-dovey things at her until she blushes so hard she has to be princess-carried to bed
>Anime that Ryouta makes is a huge hit with the kids
>Goes to McDonalds, her kid wants a toy based on one of the characters
>That specific one sold out
>Convinces Izuru by giving him a chinese finger trap to help her invade Mitarai's house alongside Mukuro
>Threatens him to give them one of the toys or else
>Neighborhood party
>Everyone brought their food
>Junko: "Hahaha, look at these pigs in clothes! Little do they know, the greatest dispear is inching ever closer! They will suffer, when..."
>Naegi: "Wow, this casserole is delicious! Whoever made this sure knows their stuff!"
>Junko makes analytical eyes
>Surprises Teruteru by sticking a knife suddenly right next to his arm
>He looks at her face, a face that now inspires nothing but fear and the purest despair
>Junko: "Heeeeey senpai... Would you mind sharing some of your recipes?"
>Shows Chisa in the background doing the stereotypical frustrated napkin biting while Munakata eats happily a Monokuma-shaped cake
>"And thus, Enoshima Junko realizes the true Despair of having her dreams dashed and becoming a regular housewife!"
>"But it was too soon for the world to let it's guard down, for she was planning a greater Despair than they'd ever..."
>"Mommy, today at class we learned how to write our names!"
>"OH MY, we gotta put this on the freezer! Mukuro, where did you put the magnets?!"
>Izuru as their neighbor who learned how to avoid boredom by developing OCD on purpose
>Also takes immense ammounts of pride in his boat
>Chisa and Junko competing over the title of SHSL housewife constantly
>In the end, they lose to Juzo
>Mukuro helping them pay for the house with her mercenary money and living together with them, teaching the kids survival tactics and other things like it