Anita Went Down to 8chan

Anita went down to 8chan, because those gamers still weren't dead,
Her Kickstarter funds were almost done, she needed to get more bread,
When she came across this gamer playing Bayonetta and playing it well,
And she stood up on her soapbox and said “Shitlord, let me make this sell.”

“You may have heard on Youtube that I don't like vidya, kid,
And I bet you've said I should be dead, well you'll wish you never did.
I'm an expert on depicting women, so I know everything and more,
I'll bet my internet fame against your games in a round of Street Fighter 4.”

The gamer said “My name's not important, but just so you know,
I'll take that bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the champion of EVO.”

Gamer, plug your fightstick in and go get ready to play,
'Cause Anita wants your vidya, "I'm not taking them away!"
And if you win, her Youtube show will lose its internet fame,
But if you lose, the feminists get your games.

Anita took her controller and decided to play as Rose,
'Cause in her feminist mind she was the only one wearing clothes,
And an evil screech escaped her lips as she cried, “I'm being oppressed!”
And a band of white knights waddled in, and it sounded something like this:

*As the guitar section plays, let's get some white knight tweets read over it, cool?*

When Anita chose her character, the gamer just selected Juri Han,
And he cracked a can of soda and said, “let me show you how it's done.”

He used special move cancels and attack frame tricks,
Shikusen Third Strikes and Pinwheel Kicks,
Storing up the fireballs, blowing her away,
A 30-hit combo when he triggered Feng Shui.

Anita dropped her controller when she saw that she'd been best,
And her white knight twitter followers realized they could all get laid for less,
The gamer said “Anita, come on back if you ever wanna see my show,
I told you once, you crazy bitch, I'm the champion of EVO!”
And he used

Special move cancels and attack frame tricks,
Shikusen Third Strikes and Pinwheel Kicks,
Storing up the fireballs, blowing her away,
A 30-hit combo when he triggered Feng Shui.