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  1. [6/4/2014 4:10:55 PM] Kel Grym: Ready....set....Go!
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  3. [6/4/2014 4:11:02 PM] Kel Grym: *plays wedding music*
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  5. [6/4/2014 4:11:11 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)
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  7. [6/4/2014 4:11:19 PM] Jump Cut: (d)
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  9. [6/4/2014 4:11:23 PM] RATX5: (d)
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  11. [6/4/2014 4:11:41 PM] Jorguil Ferris: no thanks alcohol taste nasty.
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  13. [6/4/2014 4:11:46 PM] RATX5: lol
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  15. [6/4/2014 4:11:50 PM] Kel Grym: They're too many alchoholics in my church...
  16.  
  17. [6/4/2014 4:11:50 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (coffee)
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  19. [6/4/2014 4:11:56 PM] RATX5: (beer)
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  21. [6/4/2014 4:12:03 PM] Panama: Rat, stop, you're a rodent.
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  23. [6/4/2014 4:12:07 PM] RATX5: (heart)
  24.  
  25. [6/4/2014 4:12:18 PM] Jump Cut: *switches to water*
  26.  
  27. [6/4/2014 4:12:18 PM] Jorguil Ferris: needs mountain dr.peper emote
  28.  
  29. [6/4/2014 4:12:28 PM] Jump Cut: agreed
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  31. [6/4/2014 4:12:51 PM] Kel Grym: AHEM!
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  33. [6/4/2014 4:13:46 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered her on this auspicious day to celebrate the holy union of Pegasi and Panama, within her Holy House of the Faith.
  34.  
  35. [6/4/2014 4:14:25 PM] Jorguil Ferris: "looks around for the two to be wed"
  36.  
  37. [6/4/2014 4:14:48 PM] Panama: Hehe. Alliteration.
  38.  
  39. [6/4/2014 4:14:49 PM] Kel Grym: These two entities, one fictional property of Hasbro, and one presumably real, shall be forever more linked by laws of marriage, effectively making Panama property of Hasbro.
  40.  
  41. [6/4/2014 4:15:02 PM] Panama: ...
  42.  
  43. [6/4/2014 4:15:09 PM] Panama: I can live with that.
  44.  
  45. [6/4/2014 4:15:15 PM] RATX5: LOL
  46.  
  47. [6/4/2014 4:15:20 PM] Jump Cut: he says stuff like that
  48.  
  49. [6/4/2014 4:15:20 PM] Jorguil Ferris: wait isn't panama a town?
  50.  
  51. [6/4/2014 4:15:26 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Country
  52.  
  53. [6/4/2014 4:15:27 PM] RATX5: No
  54.  
  55. [6/4/2014 4:15:33 PM] RATX5: It's a country you dipshit
  56.  
  57. [6/4/2014 4:15:33 PM] RATX5: (heart)
  58.  
  59. [6/4/2014 4:15:35 PM] Jump Cut: *facehoofs*
  60.  
  61. [6/4/2014 4:15:49 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Thanks RAT
  62.  
  63. [6/4/2014 4:16:00 PM] Kel Grym: Not withstanding the legal loophole of Hasbro possibly owning Panama the country, let us continue.
  64.  
  65. [6/4/2014 4:16:12 PM] RATX5: lol
  66.  
  67. [6/4/2014 4:16:20 PM] Kel Grym: Is the bride present?
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  69. [6/4/2014 4:16:36 PM] RATX5: Yep
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  71. [6/4/2014 4:17:47 PM] LD: Yes.
  72.  
  73. [6/4/2014 4:18:07 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent...*scratches head*...when did you get in?
  74.  
  75. [6/4/2014 4:18:28 PM] Panama: That doesn't matter. I wanna go back to cuddling my body pillow.
  76.  
  77. [6/4/2014 4:18:37 PM] Panama: ...Er, lightning dust, that is.
  78.  
  79. [6/4/2014 4:18:47 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: hey guys sorry I'm late Pinkie saw a baloon
  80.  
  81.  
  82. [6/4/2014 4:18:48 PM] Pinkie: Something floaty
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  84. [6/4/2014 4:19:15 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh dear.
  85.  
  86. [6/4/2014 4:19:30 PM] Kel Grym: Alright then...GROOM! * fixes panama with gritty stare *
  87.  
  88. [6/4/2014 4:19:50 PM] Panama: YESSIR MR. MINISTER SIR
  89.  
  90. [6/4/2014 4:20:06 PM] Jorguil Ferris: "fell asleep"
  91.  
  92. [6/4/2014 4:20:18 PM] Kel Grym: *shadows grow deep on ministers face*
  93.  
  94. [6/4/2014 4:20:22 PM] Jump Cut: *looks at Jorguil*
  95.  
  96. [6/4/2014 4:20:26 PM] Kel Grym: *thunder cracks outside*
  97.  
  98. [6/4/2014 4:20:28 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)
  99.  
  100. [6/4/2014 4:20:29 PM] Princess Sugar Cuddles: *pokes Jorguil*
  101.  
  102. [6/4/2014 4:20:38 PM] Jorguil Ferris: hmm?
  103.  
  104. [6/4/2014 4:20:46 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: *just sits here with Pinkie*
  105.  
  106. [6/4/2014 4:20:56 PM] Princess Sugar Cuddles: *points at the two ponies*
  107.  
  108. [6/4/2014 4:21:03 PM] :Flutterdash:: For the love of Celestia....
  109.  
  110. [6/4/2014 4:21:07 PM] Jump Cut: *notices Applejacks hat is still on* *removes the hat*
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  112. [6/4/2014 4:21:18 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I'm just cruising through happy hour here. Hurry up!
  113.  
  114. [6/4/2014 4:21:37 PM] Jorguil Ferris: "watches"
  115.  
  116. [6/4/2014 4:22:05 PM] Panama: ...this is less organized than Poland in 1939.
  117.  
  118. [6/4/2014 4:22:08 PM] Panama: I love it.
  119.  
  120. [6/4/2014 4:22:11 PM] Jump Cut: lol
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  122. [6/4/2014 4:22:12 PM] Kel Grym: You gonna be this pony's everything until the bitter end, right? You gonna be her man? Her real man? Even if that means having to crawl through the jungle with a severed leg and risk being tortured by the enemy to be there with her? ....*eyes narrow* right?
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  124. [6/4/2014 4:23:17 PM] Panama: I've already lost both nipples in servitude to Lightning Dust.
  125.  
  126. [6/4/2014 4:23:32 PM] Panama: Nothing can come between me and this supposedly fictional character.
  127.  
  128. [6/4/2014 4:23:35 PM] Jump Cut: º_º
  129.  
  130. [6/4/2014 4:23:43 PM] Kel Grym: Yes/No
  131.  
  132. [6/4/2014 4:23:50 PM] AlicornAcolyte: :|
  133.  
  134. [6/4/2014 4:23:52 PM] Panama: Yeah sure.
  135.  
  136. [6/4/2014 4:24:12 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: Pinkie: I've had parties shorter than this wedding
  137.  
  138. [6/4/2014 4:24:26 PM] Kel Grym: *gives panama appraising stare. after a while looks up to sniper in rafters and gives signal to stop taking aim*
  139.  
  140. [6/4/2014 4:24:41 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent!
  141.  
  142. [6/4/2014 4:25:05 PM] Panama: Panama is utterly, blissfully oblivious
  143.  
  144. [6/4/2014 4:25:26 PM | Edited 4:25:55 PM] Jump Cut: Applejack: and I've been through an apple buckin’ season quicker than this weddin
  145.  
  146. [6/4/2014 4:25:32 PM] Jorguil Ferris: ever get that tingling feeling like something was aiming at you jump? "whispers"
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  148. [6/4/2014 4:25:54 PM] Kel Grym: And do you Lightning Dust, take this schmuck to be your lawfully wedded husband through sickness, death, better, worse, and possibly herpes? (Celestia forbid)
  149.  
  150. [6/4/2014 4:26:03 PM] RATX5: LOL
  151.  
  152. [6/4/2014 4:26:11 PM] Frostgage: HI GUYZ
  153.  
  154. [6/4/2014 4:26:16 PM] Frostgage: What'd I miss
  155.  
  156. [6/4/2014 4:26:23 PM] Pinkie: I think I'm getting sick *coughs*
  157.  
  158. [6/4/2014 4:26:34 PM] Jump Cut: *whisper* “yah kind of” *Applejack nudges Jump to pay attention*
  159.  
  160. [6/4/2014 4:26:55 PM] LD: Yes, just legally bind this idiot to me.
  161.  
  162. [6/4/2014 4:27:41 PM] Jump Cut: *thinks* a bit rough don't you think?
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  164. [6/4/2014 4:28:20 PM] Kel Grym: Okay then. Ya'll asked for it. By the authority of the ULC I pronounce both of you husband and wife, in the name of Celestia. You may kiss the bride and do other things to her, but those other things are preferred to be put on hold until after you are away from the church and public in general.
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  166. [6/4/2014 4:28:31 PM] Jorguil Ferris: "I am getting that feeling at the moment."
  167.  
  168. [6/4/2014 4:28:49 PM] RATX5: *CLAP*
  169.  
  170. [6/4/2014 4:28:51 PM] Princess Sugar Cuddles: *Cries loudly*
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  172. [6/4/2014 4:29:01 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (^)
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  174. [6/4/2014 4:29:02 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: Pinkie do you need a cough drop
  175.  
  176. [6/4/2014 4:29:03 PM] Pinkie: no I'm fine *cougs harder*
  177.  
  178. [6/4/2014 4:29:04 PM] Jump Cut: *Claps*
  179.  
  180. [6/4/2014 4:29:09 PM] Princess Sugar Cuddles: *gets ready to catch the bouqett*
  181.  
  182. [6/4/2014 4:29:32 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: maybe you should sit down
  183.  
  184. [6/4/2014 4:29:33 PM] Pinkie: no i wanna party *cough cough*
  185.  
  186. Panama does the kissing and shit like that
  187.  
  188. [6/4/2014 4:30:01 PM] Jump Cut: Applejack: Pinkie you alright sugarcube?
  189.  
  190. [6/4/2014 4:30:26 PM] Pinkie: Yes just got a slight cold *coughs really hard*
  191.  
  192. [6/4/2014 4:30:26 PM] RATX5: Inb4 Husband and Waifu jokes
  193.  
  194. [6/4/2014 4:30:35 PM] Kel Grym: that's a wrap
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