//As a personal note, I took the A. Statuette not that that matters at all but who knows scripts are weird.

Ascend as a Hardcore Male Sauceror under the Wallaby sign on a Community Service path, banking 99 Karma.
Refreshing session data...
01/30/16 06:58:12 PM - AntiPasta just attacked you!
01/30/16 07:14:55 PM - Gemelli just attacked you!
01/30/16 07:15:12 PM - Pedersen just attacked you!
01/30/16 07:35:27 PM - New message received from The Loathing Postal Service.
Synchronizing moon data...
Loading character status...
Retrieving character data...
Updating inventory...
Examining Meat in closet...
Updating closet...
Retrieving quest data...
Retrieving familiar data...
Familiar data retrieved.
Retrieving campground data...
You acquire an item: DNA extraction syringe
Looking through your telescope...
Examining Meat and pulls in storage...
Updating storage...
You are currently a member of Clan Sweet Clan
Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
Session data refreshed.
Using 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven...
Finished using 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven.
01/30/16 07:37:06 PM - New message received from The Loathing Postal Service.
You acquire an item: Clan VIP Lounge key
You acquire an item: Deck of Every Card

> call scripts\AutoHCCS.ash

Running HCCS Day 1...
acs_run => 66
acs_powerLevelTurnsLeft => -1
Taking Mr. Meme and Watch the Choctopus out of terrarium...
acs_chateau => 1
Putting Mr. Meme and Watch the Choctopus back into terrarium...
Taking The War on Meme-mas the Crimbo Shrub out of terrarium...
You acquire an item: box of old Crimbo decorations
Putting The War on Meme-mas the Crimbo Shrub back into terrarium...
Taking Mr. Meme and Watch the Choctopus out of terrarium...
Collecting free barrel drops
You acquire an item: strawberry
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can
You acquire an item: shot of tomato schnapps
You acquire an item: shot of grapefruit schnapps
You acquire an item: strongness elixir
You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola
You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola
You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can
Chewing 2 magicalness-in-a-can...
You gain 4 Magicalness
You gain 1 Mysteriousness
Finished chewing 2 magicalness-in-a-can.
choiceAdventure1106 => 3
Pulling items from storage...
You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI
Using 1 letter from King Ralph XI...
You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: disassembled clover
Finished using 1 letter from King Ralph XI.
Using 1 pork elf goodies sack...
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: porquoise
You acquire an item: baconstone
You acquire an item: porquoise
Finished using 1 pork elf goodies sack.
Selling jewels...
Autoselling items to NPCs...
You gain 1,500 Meat
Items sold.
Autoselling items to NPCs...
You gain 1,000 Meat
Items sold.
Using 1 astral six-pack...
You acquire astral pilsner (6)
Finished using 1 astral six-pack.
Verifying ingredients for bitchin' meatcar (1)...
Verifying ingredients for dope wheels (1)...
Purchasing tires (1 @ 28)...
You spent 28 Meat
You acquire an item: tires
Purchases complete.
Purchasing sweet rims (1 @ 300)...
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: sweet rims
Purchases complete.
Creating dope wheels (1)...
You acquire an item: dope wheels
Successfully created dope wheels (1)
Verifying ingredients for meat engine (1)...
Verifying ingredients for full meat tank (1)...
Purchasing empty meat tank (1 @ 20)...
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: empty meat tank
Purchases complete.
Creating 1 meat stack...
You acquire an item: meat stack
You lose 100 Meat
Successfully created meat stack (1)
Creating full meat tank (1)...
You acquire an item: full meat tank
Successfully created full meat tank (1)
Verifying ingredients for cog and sprocket assembly (1)...
Purchasing cog (1 @ 20)...
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: cog
Purchases complete.
Verifying ingredients for sprocket assembly (1)...
Purchasing sprocket (1 @ 20)...
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: sprocket
Purchases complete.
Purchasing spring (1 @ 20)...
You spent 20 Meat
You acquire an item: spring
Purchases complete.
Creating sprocket assembly (1)...
You acquire an item: sprocket assembly
Successfully created sprocket assembly (1)
Creating cog and sprocket assembly (1)...
You acquire an item: cog and sprocket assembly
Successfully created cog and sprocket assembly (1)
Creating meat engine (1)...
You acquire an item: meat engine
Successfully created meat engine (1)
Creating bitchin' meatcar (1)...
You acquire an item: bitchin' meatcar
Successfully created bitchin' meatcar (1)
Purchasing tenderizing hammer (1 @ 1,000)...
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: tenderizing hammer
Purchases complete.
Encounter: Helping Make Ends Meat

[1] Deck of Every Card
play 1952 Mickey Mantle (58)
Encounter: 1952 Mickey Mantle
You acquire an item: 1952 Mickey Mantle card
Autoselling items to NPCs...
You gain 10,000 Meat
Items sold.

[1] Deck of Every Card
play Giant Growth (39)
Encounter: Giant Growth
You acquire an item: green mana

[1] Deck of Every Card
play III - The Empress (70)
Encounter: III - The Empress
You gain 550 Wizardliness
You can now equip a smooth velvet pocket square (and possibly other things).
You gain some Mysticality points!
Purchasing Dramatic™ range (1 @ 1,000)...
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range
Purchases complete.
Using 1 Dramatic™ range...
Finished using 1 Dramatic™ range.
Casting Summon Smithsness 3 times...
You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (3)
You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (3)
You acquire handful of Smithereens (3)
Summon Smithsness was successfully cast.
Verifying ingredients for Hairpiece On Fire (1)...
Purchasing maiden wig (1 @ 80)...
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: maiden wig
Purchases complete.
Creating Hairpiece On Fire (1)...
You acquire an item: Hairpiece On Fire
Successfully created Hairpiece On Fire (1)
Putting on Hairpiece On Fire...
Equipment changed.
Verifying ingredients for Saucepanic (1)...
Creating Saucepanic (1)...
You acquire an item: Saucepanic
Successfully created Saucepanic (1)
Wielding Saucepanic...
Equipment changed.
Verifying ingredients for A Light that Never Goes Out (1)...
Purchasing third-hand lantern (1 @ 100)...
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: third-hand lantern
Purchases complete.
Creating A Light that Never Goes Out (1)...
You acquire an item: A Light that Never Goes Out
Successfully created A Light that Never Goes Out (1)
Holding A Light that Never Goes Out...
Equipment changed.
Using 3 Flaskfull of Hollow...
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (450)
Finished using 3 Flaskfull of Hollow.
Casting Advanced Saucecrafting 1 times...
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
Advanced Saucecrafting was successfully cast.

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 1 hit point
You gain 118 Mana Points
You gain 72 Mysteriousness
You gain some Mysticality points!
Casting Advanced Cocktailcrafting 1 times...
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
Advanced Cocktailcrafting was successfully cast.
Casting Pastamastery 1 times...
You acquire dry noodles (5)
Pastamastery was successfully cast.

Harvesting your garden
You acquire snow berries (3)
You acquire ice harvest (3)

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: ectoplasm au jus
You acquire an item: gremlin juice
You acquire an item: clove-flavored lip balm
Verifying ingredients for Golden Light (2)...
Purchasing glittery mascara (2 @ 24)...
You spent 48 Meat
You acquire glittery mascara (2)
Purchases complete.
Creating Golden Light (2)...
You acquire Golden Light (2)
Successfully created Golden Light (2)
Verifying ingredients for This Charming Flan (1)...
Purchasing pickled egg (1 @ 40)...
You spent 40 Meat
You acquire an item: pickled egg
Purchases complete.
Creating This Charming Flan (1)...
You acquire an item: This Charming Flan
Successfully created This Charming Flan (1)
Purchasing frilly skirt (1 @ 80)...
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: frilly skirt
Purchases complete.
Putting on old sweatpants...
Equipment changed.
Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed treasure chest
Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion
Let's cannonball in the swimming pool.
You start screwing around in the swimming pool.
In the pool, flipping over.

Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool
In the pool, diving for treasure.

Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool
You found a stylish swimsuit in the VIP pool!
Getting out of the pool.

Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool
Visiting the Ruined House
You acquire an item: anticheese
Visiting Hermit...
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (2 @ 50)...
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire chewing gum on a string (2)
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: stolen accordion
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: worthless trinket
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Placing items into closet...
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Removing items from closet...
You acquire an item: worthless trinket
Visiting the Hermit...
Purchasing hermit permit (1 @ 100)...
You spent 100 Meat
You acquire an item: hermit permit
Purchases complete.
Visiting the Hermit...
You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
Using 2 ten-leaf clover...
You acquire disassembled clover (2)
Finished using 2 ten-leaf clover.
Hermit successfully looted!
Hermit successfully looted!
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: seal-clubbing club
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: disco ball
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: mariachi hat
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: worthless trinket
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: pasta spoon
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: disco mask
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: ravioli hat
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: turtle totem
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: seal-skull helmet
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing chewing gum on a string (1 @ 50)...
You spent 50 Meat
You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
Purchases complete.
Using 1 chewing gum on a string...
You acquire an item: saucepan
Finished using 1 chewing gum on a string.
Purchasing detuned radio (1 @ 300)...
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: detuned radio
Purchases complete.
Resetting mind control device...
Mind control device reset.
acs_questStage => 10
Purchasing toy accordion (1 @ 150)...
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: toy accordion
Purchases complete.
Casting The Ode to Booze 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
The Ode to Booze was successfully cast.
Verifying ingredients for Ice Island Long Tea (1)...
Creating 1 Ice Island Long Tea...
You acquire an item: Ice Island Long Tea
Successfully created Ice Island Long Tea (1)
Drinking 1 Ice Island Long Tea...
You gain 24 Adventures
You gain 20 Fortitude
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain 19 Roguishness
You can now equip a maiden wig (and possibly other things).
You gain some Moxie points!
You gain 4 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
Finished drinking 1 Ice Island Long Tea.
Verifying ingredients for snow crab (1)...
Creating 1 snow crab...
You acquire an item: snow crab
Successfully created snow crab (1)
You gain 3 Adventures
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You lose 500 Meat
Lindy burp: 72
acs_questStage => 20
acs_questStage => 30
Casting Springy Fusilli 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
Springy Fusilli was successfully cast.
Casting Reptilian Fortitude 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
Reptilian Fortitude was successfully cast.
Casting Astral Shell 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
Astral Shell was successfully cast.
Casting Sauce Contemplation 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
Sauce Contemplation was successfully cast.
Validating repo...
Repo validated.
Updating mafiarecovery...
C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\svn\mafiarecovery
At revision 23
Done.
Purchasing anti-anti-antidote (4 @ 30)...
You spent 120 Meat
You acquire anti-anti-antidote (4)
Purchases complete.
Restoring HP! Currently at 19 of 57 HP, 18 of 181 MP, current meat: 7724 ... Target HP = 57.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

[1] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 104 Mana Points
You gain 56 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!

[1] Chateau Painting
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!

Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!

[1] Noob Cave
Round 2: yiffmaster420 uses the Golden Light and uses the Golden Light!
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (1)
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch cracks your back for you. But like, in a good, chiropractic way, not a violent way.
After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
After Battle: You gain 11 Mana Points
You gain 68 Meat
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch balances on the end of one tentacle and does a pirouette.
You acquire an item: goat cheese
You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
You can now equip a foolscap fool's cap (and possibly other things).
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 5 Soulsauce

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Beast
Verifying ingredients for milk of magnesium (1)...
Creating milk of magnesium (1)...
You acquire milk of magnesium (3)
Successfully created milk of magnesium (3)
acs_questStage => 35
Using 1 milk of magnesium...
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (20)
Finished using 1 milk of magnesium.
Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
Searching for "gauze hammock"...
Search complete.
Purchasing gauze hammock (10 @ 6,175)...
Stored in Hagnk's: gauze hammock (10)
Purchases complete.
You gain 11 Adventures
You gain 2 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
You learned a new skill: Dog Tired
Eating 1 This Charming Flan...
You gain 12 Adventures
You gain 12 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 2 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-2)
Finished eating 1 This Charming Flan.
Undertaking community service task at a cost of 60 adventures
You lose 60 Adventures
You acquire an item: a ten-percent bonus
Using 1 a ten-percent bonus...
You gain 1000 Muscleboundness
You can now equip a wax hat (and possibly other things).
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 1100 Magicalness
You can now equip a hot daub bun (and possibly other things).
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain some Levels!
You gain 1000 Sarcasm
You can now equip a pixel hat (and possibly other things).
You gain some Moxie points!
Finished using 1 a ten-percent bonus.
acs_questStage => 40
acs_questStage => 45
Casting Springy Fusilli 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
Springy Fusilli was successfully cast.
Casting Reptilian Fortitude 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
Reptilian Fortitude was successfully cast.
Restoring HP! Currently at 28 of 110 HP, 163 of 256 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 110.
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 82 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.

Visit to Dinseylandfill: Pirates of the Garbage Barges in progress...

[62] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Encounter: Dead Men Smell No Tales

You gain 15 Mana Points
Soul Food was successfully cast.

Visit to Dinseylandfill: Pirates of the Garbage Barges in progress...

[62] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Encounter: fishy pirate
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: fishy pirate drops 7 attack power.
Round 3: fishy pirate drops 7 defense.
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: fishy pirate takes 266 damage.
Round 4: fishy pirate drops 6 attack power.
Round 4: fishy pirate drops 8 defense.
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch hits a bunch of acupressure points on your back with the pointy ends of its tentacles. You suddenly feel much more relaxed.
After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch balances on the end of one tentacle and does a pirouette.
You acquire an item: beard incense
You acquire an item: big tun
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
You gain 8 Soulsauce

You gain 15 Mana Points
Soul Food was successfully cast.

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Pirate
acs_questStage => 50
Cleared mood.
Set mood trigger: When I run low on Elemental Saucesphere, cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
Set mood trigger: When I run low on Astral Shell, cast 1 Astral Shell
Set mood trigger: When I run low on Reptilian Fortitude, cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
Set mood trigger: When I run low on Springy Fusilli, cast 1 Springy Fusilli
Set mood trigger: When I run low on Saucemastery, cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
Casting Astral Shell 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
Astral Shell was successfully cast.
Casting Elemental Saucesphere 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (15)
Elemental Saucesphere was successfully cast.
Casting Reptilian Fortitude 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
Reptilian Fortitude was successfully cast.
Casting Sauce Contemplation 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
Sauce Contemplation was successfully cast.
Mood swing complete.
Restoring HP! Currently at 110 of 113 HP, 170 of 258 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 113.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[63] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Caldera Air

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[63] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaah!
You acquire an effect: Drenched in Lava (20)

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[63] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lava lamprey
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 7 attack power.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 3: You lose 14 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lava lamprey takes 129 damage.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
Round 4: You lose 45 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 5: lava lamprey takes 125 damage.
Round 5: lava lamprey drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: lava lamprey drops 5 defense.
Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
Round 5: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 37 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch hits a bunch of acupressure points on your back with the pointy ends of its tentacles. You suddenly feel much more relaxed.
After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch balances on the end of one tentacle and does a pirouette.
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
You gain 6 Soulsauce

You gain 15 Mana Points
Soul Food was successfully cast.

Hybridizing yourself
You acquire an intrinsic: Human-Fish Hybrid
Restoring HP! Currently at 27 of 109 HP, 171 of 202 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 109.
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 82 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[64] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lavatory
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 uses the DNA extraction syringe!
Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: lavatory drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: lavatory drops 4 defense.
Round 3: You lose 10 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lavatory takes 132 damage.
Round 4: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: lavatory drops 6 defense.
Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 5: lavatory takes 126 damage.
Round 5: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: lavatory drops 5 defense.
Round 5: You lose 14 hit points
Round 5: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
Your familiar gains a pound: Mr. Meme and Watch, the 2 lb. Choctopus
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch gives you a extremely thorough back and scalp massage. Ahhhhhhhh.
After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
After Battle: You gain 13 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch balances on the end of one tentacle and does a pirouette.
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
You gain 5 Soulsauce

You gain 15 Mana Points
Soul Food was successfully cast.

Making a Gene Tonic
You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Elemental
Restoring HP! Currently at 71 of 109 HP, 165 of 202 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 109.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[65] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: basaltamander
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: basaltamander drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: basaltamander drops 5 defense.
Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: basaltamander takes 257 damage.
Round 3: basaltamander drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: basaltamander drops 4 defense.
Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch gives you a extremely thorough back and scalp massage. Ahhhhhhhh.
After Battle: You gain 12 hit points
After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch busts out the most elaborate breakdancing moves you've ever seen.
You acquire an item: basaltamander tongue
You acquire an item: dusty barrel
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
You gain 7 Soulsauce

Restoring HP! Currently at 101 of 109 HP, 201 of 202 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 109.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[66] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lavatory
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: lavatory drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: lavatory drops 4 defense.
Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lavatory takes 120 damage.
Round 3: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: lavatory drops 6 defense.
Round 3: You lose 14 hit points
Round 3: You lose 10 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lavatory takes 128 damage.
Round 4: lavatory drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: lavatory drops 4 defense.
Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 38 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch cracks your back for you. But like, in a good, chiropractic way, not a violent way.
After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch waves its arms languidly, in a more complex version of that goth-girl dance. Like 4 times as complex.
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
You gain 5 Soulsauce

Restoring HP! Currently at 82 of 109 HP, 200 of 202 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 109.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

Casting Astral Shell 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
Astral Shell was successfully cast.
Casting Sauce Contemplation 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
Sauce Contemplation was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[67] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: lava lamprey
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: lava lamprey drops 6 defense.
Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: lava lamprey takes 123 damage.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: lava lamprey drops 7 defense.
Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
Round 3: You lose 44 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 4: lava lamprey takes 246 damage.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: lava lamprey drops 4 defense.
Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
Round 4: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch hits a bunch of acupressure points on your back with the pointy ends of its tentacles. You suddenly feel much more relaxed.
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 18 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch balances on the end of one tentacle and does a pirouette.
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
You gain 6 Soulsauce

Restoring HP! Currently at 55 of 109 HP, 197 of 202 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 109.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[68] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: basaltamander
Strategy: C:\Users\Cam\Documents\KolMafia\ccs\BarfMountain.ccs [default]
Round 0: yiffmaster420 wins initiative!
Round 1: yiffmaster420 casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: basaltamander drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: basaltamander drops 5 defense.
Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
Round 2: yiffmaster420 casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: basaltamander takes 264 damage.
Round 3: basaltamander drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: basaltamander drops 5 defense.
Round 3: You lose 11 hit points
Round 3: yiffmaster420 wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
Your familiar gains a pound: Mr. Meme and Watch, the 3 lb. Choctopus
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch hits a bunch of acupressure points on your back with the pointy ends of its tentacles. You suddenly feel much more relaxed.
After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
After Battle: You gain 19 Mana Points
After Battle: Mr. Meme and Watch waves its arms languidly, in a more complex version of that goth-girl dance. Like 4 times as complex.
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
You gain 5 Soulsauce

Restoring HP! Currently at 104 of 109 HP, 202 of 202 MP, current meat: 7792 ... Target HP = 109.
Casting Disco Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Nap was successfully cast.

Visit to That 70s Volcano: The Bubblin' Caldera in progress...

[69] The Bubblin' Caldera
Encounter: Lava Dogs
You acquire an item: Volcoino

Cleared mood.
Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Drenched in Lava (0)
You gain 7 hit points
acs_questStage => 60
acs_skippingIsland => true
acs_questStage => 70

Visit to Conspiracy Island: The Secret Government Laboratory in progress...

[69] The Secret Government Laboratory
Encounter:
Nothing more to do here.

Failed to get Personal Ventilation Unit somehow

> call scripts\AutoHCCS.ash

acs_powerLevelTurnsLeft => 18
Running HCCS Day 1...

Visit to Conspiracy Island: The Secret Government Laboratory in progress...

[69] The Secret Government Laboratory
Encounter:
Nothing more to do here.

Failed to get Personal Ventilation Unit somehow
Loading character status...
Requests complete.